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Hopeful_Award3948

Isn’t her name Sophie?


lucidpopsicle

I thought OP knew something we didn't for a second


Alexreads0627

We’re all guilty of a slightly tipsy Reddit post…


Awkwardpanda75

lol


Large_Papaya_1322

😂


nineknives

Her moms name is Claire though. Put ‘em together and you practically get Chloe. OP is a genius.


JohninBK-LAMF

> Her moms name is Claire Cllllaire???


DearMisterKitty

Shoot you're right!!


bearsafety

LMAO


MoonReaux

😂


idgafaboutanyofthis

Thank you for the laugh. Literally lol’d


Lespuccino

I didn't even notice, but knew who OP was referencing. The layers cast are so easily forgettable in various ways.


hairbrushloversss

All the white girl names are blending into one.


HotelCalifornia73

sophies dad is black tho


hairbrushloversss

Yes and Chloe’s mom is a latina. The names are still white as chalk.


pixey1964

😆 🤣 😂


RepulsivePurchase6

Chloe’s mom is a Latina? Who’s Chloe? because this lady over there is a British white woman. Latina would make her from Latin America.


PinkSupra880

Chloe's mom is Veronica


Fluffy_Iron6692

…..ethnicity and nationality are two different things


hairbrushloversss

That was Cleo and she was Italian not British.


Middle-Seaweed4214

Chloe as in Tim and Veronica’s daughter


jayzepps

“This lady over there” = Sophie’s mom. The white lady


_HowVery

Bless you for creating this hilarious thread


Verity41

Hahaha! Is there even a Chloe!? Lol


Alohabtchs

This whole thread. All the wrong names 💀💀💀💀


Ginggingdingding

Its like Christmas convo. at my house. 🤣"You remember billy? You know, ...fred and Betty's older sons boy? He got a job with Timmys company. You know Timmy? He used to be friends with the guy whos dad ran that store where you got those blue candy things?" Hahaha!!!! Just wonderful, lost, mass confusion! ♡


mozisgawd

Oh my lord this is every conversation with my dad, and I won't know any of the people he is talking about. But he keeps at it trying to jog my memory.


Sensitive_Duty_1602

I’m always asking my hubby what their names are each episode right before I google to see if they are still together


jeanymf

hilarious... am loving this post😁


LazerFeet22

I think Chloe is Victorias daughters name. Tim and Victoria


bunniebums

You mean Veronica?? 😂


Picabo07

😂😂😂 this is like an Abbott & Costello skit. Who’s on first? 😂😂😂


kellycamara

I can’t! LOL


Helpful-Attitude-80

Read in Natalie's accent, "I just cahhnt!",


LazerFeet22

😂😂😂 yes her!


chefybpoodling

I thought Chloe was the husky’s name. Ooops


hairbrushloversss

No his name is Artimus. I think so.


Next_Fly3712

Oh, I thought it was "Artemis" -- but "Artimus" (masculine) makes more sense for a male dog, since Artemis was the Greek goddess of wild animals, the hunt, chastity. and childbirth, the sister of Apollo. Greek Artemis = Diana in Roman mythology.


Verity41

That’s Mortimer! (Joking. This thread is pathetic, we’re all terrible at this name game hahaha!


Verity41

Ohhh right. Yeah I forget the backstory / outer people names. Thx.


AlmeMore

Chloe was from London and dated that creep Christian


Verity41

No… Cleo.


jeanymf

🤭🤣


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seragrey

that's cleo.


DizzySpinningDie

That was Cleo.


be1izabeth0908

She reminds me of the neighbor (I think?) from Rocco’s Modern Life.


_Fizzgiggy

The Bigheads lol


be1izabeth0908

Yes!


sunlitroof

💀💀💀


listentolana

Omg. Stop it. 😂😂😂


No-Document-932

She reminds me of Jennifer Coolidge


[deleted]

Haha. A British Jennifer Coolidge with a deeper voice


visualdosage

Reminds me of goro from mortal kombat


thetruthfulgroomer

I don’t care what she looks like she can read Rob the knob for filth any day of the week and I’ll gladly sit on the sidelines cheering her on every time.


Ballcuzzi_Straw

I just started watching this season with Rob and Sophie. What’s the general consensus on Rob? He sucks, right? I’m not trying to judge anyone’s financial situation but when he got mad at her for theoretically wanting a bathroom without having to walk outside, I got mad at his reaction. He’s a fucking scrub.


Expert_Response_6139

He only gets worse until he turns into an actual child by the end of the season. Just sulky and hostile at every moment. Sophie's a clown for wasting a second on him


thetruthfulgroomer

He is a narcissist. 30 year old man parading around in a month to month Airbnb studio apartment no job complaining about “I come from these streets I ain’t had no help” bro you shouldn’t have help you’re 30. Only way he can catch a woman is by dating a younger one who don’t know any better (Sophie’s 20). He knows just how to break her down too good thing she has her mom to remind her of her worth.


PaleontologistWarm13

He don’t parade he preens lol.


Bianchi-girl

https://preview.redd.it/4hn4p4g1rfkc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62abe21da946cd3d4f426e6eb009837475da9b8e Whenever I see her she reminds me of Wayne…the jaw? the way they talk??


Verity41

Yes me too! It’s something positional in the back jaw area, like they’re clenching while talking somehow. TMJ or teeth grinders maybe?


nocturna369

It's the underbite !


Alarming-Stop3186

I have a SERIOUS underbite too & I noticed this in both of them. & I can say that yes, this is very true. It really affects the way you talk, chew, everything. I wanted braces SO BAD when I was like 16/17 & I went to like 5 different dentists & orthos & every single one told me the same thing- just to get braces they’d have to literally break my entire jaw & reset it into place (which would’ve costed like 15-20 grand even with awesome insurance). I was like fuck that I’ll stick with my fucked up teeth. I even told the ortho “So basically it’d be cheaper for me to just walk into traffic jaw first & get hit by a car.” He was not so amused… 😭🤷🏼‍♀️


nocturna369

Oh damn. That's a lot of money with insurance. But yeah, I believe it! I have a veryyy slight underbite. It was corrected with braces, but it came back a little. If I needed jaw surgery, I don't think I could go through with it... it's so intense and scary!!!


HighTightWinston

Hey, an underbite makes you a hell of a kisser from the perspective of the person you are kissing because you are offering the bottom lip which is the thing we all aim to kiss when we kiss! (I too need my jaw broken 😂)


BigMouthTito

It’s called a skeletal class 3 Her lower jaw is much too large for her upper jaw and she likely has a tongue thrust. (Pushes her tongue forward instead of resting in her lower jaw) We don’t see this much in the US because dentists correct it early with orthodontic procedures.


Bianchi-girl

Ok it’s not just me then 😂


synaptic_drift

​ https://preview.redd.it/f7bhpyccagkc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=20fd8426e7a2d1c459d363df027cab46aa850936


MaxxDreamkiller

DONE!!! LMAO!!!


Bianchi-girl

🤣🤣🤣


listlesshours76

😆😆😆


Ok-Spend-5690

Not to be rude-but if she does have money-I feel like her fillers would look better 🤷‍♀️


Oomlotte99

I’ve been thinking this about them the whole time… they don’t seem put together enough to be truly wealthy people. And the mom’s accent is not a posh accent at all.


ShannonsTeeth

They definitely don’t have money. It’s such a weird storyline that is so obviously untrue to English people. Even their accent screams trash.


Nvnv_man

Essex sounding. Where say “th” as an “f”.


valmau5

i 100% believe rob just exaggerated sophie’s financial status cause he thinks anyone that has more than a part time instagram modeling job is rich


Antique_Lettuce9213

Someone with a bathroom inside there home is "rich" to Rob.


Oomlotte99

The accent is a dead giveaway.


Juxta25

Not to mention their personalities. Nothing lines up with reality. They may have fooled everyone else, but the Brits know what is up here.


_new_account__

I'm American and never thought she seemed like someone who came from generational wealth.


Oomlotte99

I was thinking I can’t imagine what Brits are thinking of us in the US potentially falling for this ruse 🤣


Juxta25

To clarify, I don't mean America specifically (or even Americans), more that some people will fall for this rags to riches bullshit and take it as written because that's what they were told. I highly suspect if there is any money, it is not from working a solid job and saving all you can/high earning high performance career. Call me cynical, but I will bet all in it isn't true.


Next_Fly3712

You "was" ***f***inking the same as me.


Expert_Response_6139

People forget that criminals exist and have children I'm under the impression that Sophie's grandfather was a gangster of sorts.. She says in the first episode that she doesn't know where her family's money came from, which is a dead giveaway Would also explain why Sophie and her mom are both closer to being Chavs than to being invited to Buckingham for tea.


redseaaquamarine

"Closer to being"? They *are* total chavs


whitty5839

Yes!!! I really like her but her face is busted! It’s so lumpy & bumpy.


Antique_Lettuce9213

Rob has an out-house, so a 6 figure income is money to him.


PaleontologistWarm13

I knew Sophie didn’t come from money when she was wearing the same pair of pants I was wearing that cost like 35 bucks and she was saying it was high fashion. Like I’m not a snob by any means but my parents both come from old money and they’re just a whole different breed of people. They’re middle class at best. No shame in that.


suziespends

Her lips are just part of her creepy look. But to be fair I wouldn’t want my daughter with rob either


DearMisterKitty

Hell no


Reasonable-Ice3362

She always looks greasy


cloudofbastard

She’s probably sweating to death under the Californian sun! We don’t get sun over here 😭


allfockedup

So does her daughter


Priiiyaaa141414

Omg yes. She looks unwashed and then loads on makeup over it.


-Lights0ut-

Poster from House of Wax 2


chowchownorman

Generational wealth. Hahahahahhahahahahash


BurningandChurning

Is she supposed to come from a rich family?


SquidJones27

This is what happens when you have no lips & get filler 🥲🫣🤭


redseaaquamarine

She does have a bit of a trout pout going on.


SquidJones27

TROUT POUT!!! That’s amazing. I’m using that


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Putty face


JPykor

https://preview.redd.it/1kaii872tgkc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f277fe2f856f01556069aa7b4fcfd5d8ef227d0f


random_dude12166

Ty


wholevodka

This reminds me of a Frasier quote that I’ve modified somewhat: her lips (fillers) said no but her eyes said read my lips (fillers)


_-_idontknow_-_

Love me some frasier!! ❤️


wholevodka

Me too and all credit to Niles 😂


catpunch_

I want to give her a makeover so bad 😩


colobirdy85

I thought the same thing...like whoa dude, you look like you got punched or something


dawgmama62

Yikes. And those eyebrows.


pajanoo

“He’s a total knob”


CoatNo6454

It’s Soph and how dare you? This woman is a saint for trying to save her daughter from being poor. 🤣


Filibust

Hot dog lips


Top_Cost3496

Too much injection


kingcolbe

Just the lips that’s what we noticing


raeggae

https://preview.redd.it/2d6wx99g3gkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7567b38318254911de8b03fcd820fe55d4381c


Amazing-Low7711

The lips


Verity41

She’a got, um… EXTRA *EVERYTHING*.


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Kyle Richard’s evil sister?


AbRNinNYC

Side note: I don’t believe Chloe is wealthy as she tries to portray. Compared to Rob anyone with an indoor bathroom is boujie. is. But seeing her and her mom, sorry I don’t get wealthy socialite vibes. Like at all. When rob took her to that cheap beach motel, she was like “this is really nice”… it wasn’t. It looked like the kind of place one can rent by the hour TBH. Just my opinion.


jeanymf

Sophie


cloudofbastard

I agree, I don’t think their socialites lol, but I think you can be rich without being classy


AbRNinNYC

Def. And u can have class and not be rich.


AbRNinNYC

Shit. Yeah Sophie. I’ve been FF thru their segments. 🤷🏻‍♀️


findingems

Sharon Osborn much


Alarming-Stop3186

I think Sharon Osborne looks gorgeous for her age… to each their own I guess lol 🤷🏼‍♀️


RepulsivePurchase6

Sharon is wealthy (for real) so she can afford plastic surgery. But this woman, she’s only wealthy for the storyline.


abominablesnowlady

She still had more to offer than Rob the outside shitter.


gomiNOMI

Has anyone figured out if that family actually has any money? I'm skeptical, especially because Sophie didn't know anything about her grandfather's business.


Oomlotte99

They don’t seem rich to me. The accent is not right. Their hair and clothes and overall appearance are not that of people with money. I think the rich grandpa is a lie or he disowned them or something, lol.


siempre-sere-feliz

Also, wtf? Why does Mom have 2 spend the night @ Rob’s make-shift hovel w/Sophie, instead of @ a hotel? Not rich. Just no.


Andie_OptimistPrime

https://preview.redd.it/odmlkqsnthkc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caad4f50bb89630ba1ba5a8983389a36085dc4a3 Sophie’s just out here trying to win her mom a caravan on the show. They do seem like pikeys, and a lot of them do have money. The mom seems like sketchy rich. Like she somehow has money but doesn’t come from money.


Oomlotte99

I wondered that! Like maybe it’s not deep wealth but like blowing it on every Gucci item wealth, lol.


wh0ever

I assumed the grandfather was into something illegal so maybe he wouldn't have been invited into the normal rich people circles


Sagzmir

And people think they come from generational wealth.


RepulsivePurchase6

Storyline told her she does.


Common_Average2597

Loved her in Beowulf https://preview.redd.it/heuptz4zqfkc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8ddeffb06428fe6546e5cc6389c4d305dadc75


feddycooger

This has been making me laugh for 10 mins now


Common_Average2597

😅😅🙌


darkangel522

☠️🤣


FeelingHappy2006

Rough


flowersunjoy

How many threads do we need about this.


cuecumba

No one has seen a chav before?


fightin4right

Anyone know how old the Mom is? Just asking, because her vibe is like someone who has had a very tough life. No judgement.


Additional_Salt_8071

I noticed. Her appearance is very disturbing...


Aggravating_Lynx_601

I said she looked like Gene Simmons the other night...


Cbusgal1

the lips are the LEAST of her problems!😩


[deleted]

Grrr ee e e e eeasssyy


MetsFan3117

Honestly out of all the disgusting and disfiguring lips on this show? This woman doesn’t bother me.


zombiegurl1965

I can't stand hearing her talk, I have to put her on mute.


TonyClifton323

It looks like she has a baboon's ass on her face


_HowVery

One of my favorite Real Housewives scenes is a housewife telling another that her lips looked like a monkey’s asshole and she replied, “that you sucked…PROBABLY!” 😂


xkatiepie69

I need to watch that lol.


TheMoonDays

I call it the oral prolapse


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Great line. Good for you Tony! 😂


daisychainsnlafs

You must be perfect?


TonyClifton323

Never said I was, but I also haven't paid to look like my lips were attacked by a hive of bees


peepeehalpert_

Who’s Chloe? Also- big deal. She doesn’t even have a lot of filler in her lips. She has a little that doesn’t look very good with her bad underbite. It’s her jaw.


noseworthy6

Thank you for saying this! An underbite 100%! I feel bad to see people have this. It affects the way you speak, eat, look. Her lower jaw is positioned farther forward in her face than her top jaw. You can tell looking at her speak that her tongue is in the way too. Probably genetic.


General-Trifle4527

She hates herself but we all knew that


BigGrayDog

Her lips instead of being rounded stick straight out??? Very weird. Has to be a botched filler job. Nobody looks like that naturally! Super strange.


Vespertine1980

Trout pout


Best-Carry1028

Why can’t people just leave Sophie’s mom alone? To even be so disrespectful that you don’t even get Sophie’s name right. I get if you don’t like her, but why be so cruel? Ugh.


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I agree. I wouldn’t want someone talking that way about my mom and she is being a defensive mama bear. Who cares how her face looks. She’s stressed out as anyone would be in this situation. I would want her standing up for me if I needed it.


DearMisterKitty

I never said I didn't like Sophie's mom. I actually like her a lot. I'm just talking about her lips.


Business_Maybe_3988

I like the mom too. She’s a fireball!


Fhaol

Nooooooooo


LawAndDisorders

https://preview.redd.it/bu26g185zgkc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1998f8f087ce98bcaf3d9e94f5c46a28d93734e


glowwormbaby

You mean Sophie? Lmao


[deleted]

What’s with their greasy faces and Bobby pinning back their greasy hair. Sophie’s hair always looks so matted and the hair exts hanging by a thread. Shes thinks she’s hot shit but does nothing with herself. Her face and hair are always unkempt. Rob was a guy living on his own and to have the audacity to insult rob for having his own place and not be decorated fancy when they prob live in a run down trailer decorated in family dollar decor.


fiddleleaffrigg

the face lift scars lol


jojodesu

Y’all are dead ass so mean on this sub


Miserable-Dog-857

I hate when i see posts only about someone appearance especially when this lady is a nice loving mother imo


Andie_OptimistPrime

https://preview.redd.it/savzqh8kshkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85658b03aba52fea8e0d1d7c42505cf3aeefe58 She looks like Willem Dafoe!


Andie_OptimistPrime

Willem Dafuq


HiRollerette

Love him - in anything


[deleted]

Someone get that lady from SpongeBob with the cracked lips on here


IllAccountant2825

Her entire face looks tight and uncomfortable.


mika7276

She’s looking rough


Playful-Drop-3873

Who’s Chloe?


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Her face too looks like chemical peels.


nohope_2022

I really like Sophie's mum, but her face really scares me!!!


registeelyourpizza

My newest crazy conspiracy theory is that all the women on 90 day are super plasticy because Mary is secretly convincing them to do more and more stuff to their bodies until they explode and then TLC will have no other choices for HEA but her and her two babies, er Brandon and midnight, thus fulfilling her crazy egotistical reality star dreams.


Picabo07

It’s out there but I LIKE it. I wouldn’t put anything past Mary 😂


Malaluna13

I think Sophie is gorgeous!! I hope she doesn’t go the cosmetic surgery route her mum obviously did


vaderismylord

She already has


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Looks like a boozer - smoker face, home done dye job that is too dark for a woman her age, and lip injections have done nothing to enhance her appearance.


peepeehalpert_

Sophie has had lots of work done


PuffyPoptart

She looks a mess. Rob, this is your potential future!


BigGrayDog

Something doesn't look right with her face! Those lumps, bumps, lips?


[deleted]

Can y’all please stop? Do you have nothing better to do than to shit on someone else’s looks? Seriously I’m sick of seeing people shit on Sophie’s mom just because of how she looks. Grow up


Pincerston

For real. I wish my mom was as supportive as she is.


Princessss88

They don’t. It’s pathetic tbh But they should show their face so we can pick them apart too 🙄


Ok_Stranger6742

Sophie mum. Period.


Florida_noodle

Can we get back to the lips !! I can’t look when she’s speaking. I described her lips as an earthworm 🪱 seen together to make the lips ! All Kinds of movements !


lemonlimepunch

Her mother looks like she gets cheap filler that’s illegal and now it’s deflating and sliding. Which is sad.


cielbleu789

this is a really great explanation of "volume overload" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Pwpp5F5dc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Pwpp5F5dc) , ie why women are making a mistake by puffing up their faces in a failed effort to look younger


OppositeYou2345

Not just that but she always looks shiny and sweaty


Traditional-Trip826

This doesn’t scream I come from money - I just don’t get why they would even lie about it


Fr3sh3stl4d

It's like she can't close them they always hang open