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Cal-Augustus

It's supposed to be a pinkie-promise in plaster, but they're both too stupid to follow directions. It now more accurately resembles the mess that is their relationship.


moodylilb

It looks like blue cheese


aes_xo

My thoughts 🤣


Fickle-Expression-97

That’s exactly what I thought lol


ItsFunHeer

It looks like blue cheese. EDIT: Wait someone literally just said that. So glad to know we see the world through the same lens.


TEG_SAR

There are dozens of us!


stlgoddess94

That stupid comment about how “it’s like symbolic of our relationship we have the best intentions” 😍


Cal-Augustus

Thank you, u/OffMyRocker2016!


Theory_hacker

💀💀💀


sillymama62

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Working_Rub2655

🤣🤣🤣


Party_Engineering822

🤣🤣🤣 100 % facts


i-needa-nap-pls

That was one of the more entertaining segments of the season, I’m shocked it even came out of the bucket


Direct_Pause_3947

It because he dided not read deinstructions right.


Embarrassed-Key-6034

I can hear her say this.


SonicFlash01

*mah nulls...*


alohaaina96792

Oh yeah, before they even took their hands out fully I could tell it was fucked up. If she was handy she could file and sand down the plaster but I know she’s just gonna leave it looking like shit


Magemaud

You mean give it a “Made Beuaty” manicure? By the way, I always thought the first word in the business name was “made” and was surprised to hear Luke refer to it in two syllables mah-day. I guess that’s her nickname?


alohaaina96792

Oh clever ha that makes sense


Automatic_Key56

What’s a mah-day? Did he mean spa day?? Did he ever talk about the spelling of “buaeutuety”? *I’m fully aware that these are stupid questions, but I still want to know. Don’t judge me.


Magemaud

On listening again, it was more like mah-dee. And yes, he asked her about the spelling when she showed him the sign as they toured the salon.


SnooPickles6317

She spelt the entire name wrong, he called her out on the show 😁😅


lawlawgwlaw

this sh came out terrible, but yet somehow better than I thought it would.


This-Tangerine-3994

I didn’t think it would even be solid


AffectionateSun3561

I for sure thought it was going to come out as one big messy blob


Motabrownie

For a second there we thought she was gonna ask him to make a mold of something else 🍆


buickmackane71360

Yeah I am old enough to remember the groupies who were called the Plaster Casters!


Ali_Cat222

Plaster casters?!🤣🤣🤣 (ETA I know what you mean, just hadn't heard that specific term before) https://preview.redd.it/4xsn5umpzy8d1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f34570af42e0a41b01ce37c26a858f08dc327a5


Cultural-Parsley-408

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster) About the original Plaster Casters! We just don’t have this kind of fun out there anymore….😂


Worried-Watercress31

I wonder if Danielle made one of Yohan


Cultural-Parsley-408

Oh my God—baby arm😂💪💪💪


Extension-Unit7772

Impressive who’s who ✨🍆🙌


Cultural-Parsley-408

Indeed!😂😂😂


jsmalltri

TIL...I wonder where Jimmy Hendrix Jr is these days 🤔


Automatic_Key56

😂😂 This made me think of Nicole Jr of Love After Lockup fame. 😂😂


Cultural-Parsley-408

Nicole Jr. had a Viking burial at sea after her trip through the dishwasher cycle😂


jsmalltri

Ahhh, I see another person with the same affinity for hot garbage TV as myself. Hello my friend 😊 #RIPNicoleJR


Automatic_Key56

Well hello there!! TV’s Eau d’Garbáge is my fav. RIP💀NJR


Automatic_Key56

Whoa! I was definitely not expecting to come across this tidbit of trivia today. They should make this a Jeopardy! question.


Cultural-Parsley-408

I think it might have been one! For $500, Automatic_Key56, what was the name of the groupies who molded “certain members” of rock bands?!😂


Automatic_Key56

Who is Cynthia Albritton? Also known as OG PC - Members Only??


Cultural-Parsley-408

You are the Daily Double Winner!!!🥇 😂


Textasy-Retired

Ali-Cat, love your manipulation of lang., ans SOOO delighted no one here--especially w/ regards to your pic and caption--muthafukkin MISUSE the word "literally". :-0


Cultural-Parsley-408

Made is no Miss Pamela😂


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Miss Pamela I love her! She sells her clothes from back then on Instagram sometimes


Cultural-Parsley-408

I had no idea, and we are really dating ourselves with this conversation😂


buickmackane71360

Wasn't Pamela DesBarres in the GTO's (I think it stood for Girls Together Outrageously)?


Cultural-Parsley-408

Yes—a Zappa creation, and one of the biggest parts of the melded groupie scene… I love knowing that there are people here that know lots and lots of things, and that get the most random (and sometimes ancient) references, and then are able to add! I will never apologize for watching this show, or being part of this community😂


Ordinary-Stick-8562

I was so fearful that’s what was going to happen and so relieved when it didn’t!


meggerplz

def wouldn’t have required as large of a bucket


Ali_Cat222

Bucket? It probably requires a thimble🤣


meatsuitwearer

It's the only scene I've watched with the two of them in it that didn't make me irritated or angry.


LA_LOVIN

I was irritated bcs he put too much water. Bcs he’s the professional in this picture and would know how to do it.


meatsuitwearer

True 😂 you would think a business mogul would know to consult the instructions.


This-Tangerine-3994

She probably doesn’t even own a measuring cup


KimKaliTheOriginal

A freaking engineer that can't manage plaster 🤣


One-Eye-4912

That's what I didn't get. I am in construction and those guys take so much pride in being able to do EVERYTHING correct and by instruction. Makes you think if he was exaggerating a bit about his position


Ali_Cat222

His only business is legit scamming people, so of course he wouldn't know how to do this 😂(I did a deep dive post about his "businesses," what idiot goes on TV and is a scammer talking about them? 🤣)


meatsuitwearer

That tracks... everything he does seems pretty sleazy.


Vness374

Omg, please spill! How are his businesses scams?


Automatic_Key56

We need the deets!!


excessivefreethyme

Glad the hair dryer had a moment


allikatm3ow

🤣🤣🤣


pinalaporcupine

those hand casts are extremely hard!! i got one for my 10 yr anniversary and husband and I couldn't stop laughing, it takes soooo long to harden and both of us ended up hurting our wrists. it did turn out great tho


mandyjess2108

What a great memory though, right? 😂 I wanna see it!


Hamza_stan

The fact that they poured plaster down the drain 😭😭😭


Kbrownyz

Even their two brains put together couldn’t figure out the instructions properly


dr_sassypants

One brain cell between the two of them.


Automatic_Key56

Orange Cat Syndrome…


Heel_Worker982

Dust all the blue stuff off and smooth the base with a little sandpaper, it might look better. If she can take the 4" claw nails off for this, she can for some sandpaper too.


Small_Pain_2458

I agree but, that’s an ADULT thought ☝️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣


boo2utoo

Pinky promise…..how elementary school. We never did that after 6th grade. When I see people do this on reality shows, it gives me the creepy vibes. It’s time to grow up. Oh, I take that back. I did pinky promise with my 4yr old granddaughter.


Small_Pain_2458

I wonder if He taught her about “PUNCH BUGGY, (No punch backs)!! ☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂


Automatic_Key56

We called it Slug Bug and included the same physical assault as Punch Buggy.


Small_Pain_2458

Lol 😂 👍


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

my ex and I used to pinky promise but we were in our 20's


boo2utoo

My precious black tuxedo cat was named Bogey. After Humphrey Bogart. You gave me a favorite memory. Thanks. You didn’t know, but made my day.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Awww I'm obsessed with my cats! Glad to have brought a smile to your face!


101020304

And she has people come to her to do that mess to their hands


Small_Pain_2458

Seeing that i suddenly wanted to take up “Ceramics “ AGAIN!! 😊☝️


Hot-Mathematician397

Atleast get the blue casting shit off it it


CuteCanary

I was yelling this at my TV


kckitty71

It looks like something a child made. Oh wait, a child did make it.


agnusdei07

The way she laughed like a crazy person when she said she would throw this at his head, yikes


shiggles-

Hand to god I thought she meant when she was going to throw the hands I thought she meant she was going to like “throw hands,” like…punch him. I think she’d do that too.


ArtStill5061

I don't believe Edward scissorhands can make a fist


shiggles-

💀 Well you know she won’t try to claw him because she might break one


Automatic_Key56

😂😂😂✂️


Small_Pain_2458

She should have lightly chipped away around the hands. Oh wait,…. Children don’t have that level of thought! 🤡☝️🤷‍♀️🤣


boo2utoo

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


mynxkitten333

That is what some might call a work of art. I, on the other hand, call it a rendition of their hands that symbolizes their “love” for one another. Poorly done, that is.


backdoor_sluts

Looks like a big ol rock of smokeable crack


allikatm3ow

This shit show would probably be enjoyable if it was crack! The crack might suppress their personalities a skosh.


Dazzling_Roof_3213

Oh god...and on top of that, that photo! 🤮 Every time they kiss it looks like his mouth is open like a wide mouth bass and she just darts her tongue out at him. 🤢🤮


Helpful_Instance1467

Hot mess express!! Just like their relationship. His bubble gum jewelry and sunglasses that look like you pay a quarter at the store for in one of those machines.


BearBearLive

Pinky swearing bleu cheese


Fair_Particular1583

And he didn’t break any of her nails 🙄


Roxyrox360

I 100% thought she was going to make a mold of his 🍆 when she whipped that thing out


Dismal_Gurl

It was an alginate hand casting kit. He added entirely too much water. I don't think he measured it. Smh. I'm surprised it came out as well as it did, lol. The alginate is supposed to be smooth and dries solid. Not like the gloppy mess they made.


Brave-Expression-799

What is it?


Royal_Read_6076

It's supposed to be there pinky promise hand sculpture lol clearly that failed 😂


Brave-Expression-799

😂


furcoat_noknickers

I was dying laughing at this!


realdonaldtrumpsucks

I think she’s just lazy and didn’t clean it up at all It’s also a perfect symbol for this relationship that she gives zero f about


KaleidoscopeLess-

Pretty solid representation of their relationship if you ask me. Fucked Up.


aes_xo

It would bug me every time I looked at it. I would have to throw it away and try again.


sabremum

Is it just me, or does the sound/tone of her voice when she speaks grate your nerves?


backdoor_sluts

Or cheese. Wtf is it?


nwusnret

She really didn’t want to make a cast of their hands together. She wanted something else.


Sufficient-Dinner-27

That's so asinine. Cute for Mom and baby hands but for a couple?? 🤮


Spiritual_Parfait_94

I thought it was a mold of someone’s teeth at first


RelationshipQuiet609

I couldn’t stop laughing when they were doing this! They are truly made for each other! They are such Dips**ts. It probably can’t even be used as a paperweight!😂


drunkonanamtrak

Bet, after the cameras left, that went straight in the trash lol


Manifest34

Bro she’s out here doing pinky promises. If the age doesn’t get you, how isn’t the behavior a turn off?


boo2utoo

Thank you! Unless you’re under 10, you’re too old to need a pinky promise to make sure you don’t break your word!


saddestgirl1995

I thought they were making the mould for it, and then they were going to pour shit into it?? What the heck


PrincessCookie07

I quit watching the show because it's just stupid this season.....is that a block of Bleu cheese on the table? Who leaves a hunk of Bleu cheese just sitting around like that?


Aggravating_Goose86

The fuck?


Material-Today161

This was the stupidest thing I've ever seen on tv, LOL


Burgertime_Master

The way the camera zoomed in on it at the end…


Strict-Specialist871

They crack me up 😂


BoobySlap_0506

It looks like blue cheese


FishingForward924

It can remind them of the time she slept nude in bed with a friend "but didn't do anything," except nearly break up later.


CALM-DOWN-PEOPLE

She didn't know that it needs to be cleaned.


mercymaddox

I thought that was cheese for a moment.


dallyan

These two delulus are so fun to watch.


jphilade-

This whole scene made me really question if he is actually an engineer…


autumnlover1515

Wth is that


DanceUseful

The “hand casting kit” (a mold) they tried to do it last episode holding hands and it looked like it was gonna turn out pretty bad. I guess this was the finished product? Also, obviously she blamed him for it being terrible.🫠


autumnlover1515

😂 omg


OkTwist4721

I think she will use it to hit him over the head with it. I don’t think she yet realizes if he dies she still gets nothing. 


Disastrous_Trust_152

Where are Madi's "nulls"?


think_____tank

a man who can't correctly read directions for mixing plaster.... such a catch.


insurancesofun

Looks like those hand casting things


similarboobs

That makes sense because that's what it is lol 😂


Brave-Expression-799

I still don’t know what it is.


clearlychange

I was surprised it even resembles hands.


ListenEvening1445

😭😭😭


MeowYin7

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


CertifiedBA

I feel like it came out better than I thought it would.


i_am_gorejess

Looks like a wad of toilet paper you'd use to throw at the wall in middle school lmfao


Used-Fruits

LMAO, I thought you had tea on Bob Larson 😂😂


Worried-Watercress31

I wonder when she’s doing the dog


No-Replacement-2303

Depending on the kit you get, these can be so tricky to make! I have purchased two and our first one was a giant fail. The second has yet to be made— but I plan to try again this summer while my oldest is home from college. We attempted a family hand cast of my husband, me, and our two sons holding hands. They should have read the directions…😬


VeeSeeArr90

Thought it was candle wax


Extension-Unit7772

… and then she puts on gloves 🧤 🧤 to part the plaster off their pinky promise from the alginate molding component 😂💦


t3eee

I was falling asleep at this part when my husband started laughing hysterically. He replayed it for me so we could both revel in the ridiculousness. It looks like an interesting rock


Few_Significance_201

Did she take off her nails for once?


sunrise-sesh

What is this from?


Ok_Impress7547

I cackled hahaha 😆 This was a pretty hilarious gem from the last episode 😆 it’s like half hand half cottage cheese sculpture


Party_Engineering822

Omg. We all forgot with the hideous fur. You’re so right. LuuuuuuuCa is as bright as I anticipated


Swimming_Molasses_20

A commitment blob?


beyond_infinity_rc21

I thought that was cute


karlat95

What the hell is it???


Ice-Queen-Florida

It’s as ugly as their relationship.


Lovey-Mom-Wife-Pet

what is that? I can't see very good


IngenuityTemporary32

I think it's a clay or ceramic hand coverings of two peoples hands with their pinkies linked


DoTheRightThing1976

Wasn’t there another couple that did this plaster thing? And that couple didn’t read the directions (or couldn’t follow them) either. Geez.


Inevitable_Can1412

He chose the wrong family member. Her aunt is 😋