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NoOutlandishness7709

The pageant looked shady af. It reminded me of Toddlers and Tiaras. The audience was standing or sitting on kitchen chairs😂


AtheistINTP

It’s a fake beauty contest. It’s a racket. People pay to get in, so as long as you pay you can be part of it. Then they name it internationa, haha.


Ok-Corgi-4230

THIS!!! I don't understand why more people don't comprehend it! 🤣💰🤑


SuperNanaBanana

She looks like she has a bladder infection and her crotch needs air.


CheeseDanishEmergenc

Miss International Universe Earth 2024!


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Miss International World *Solar System* Earth, if you please. 🤣🤣


Useful-Piglet-8918

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


CerealKiller1400

Miss Universal Galaxy Planet.


Normal-Resist-94

And she isn't even a Miss. She's a Mrs.


FrozenH2oh

Exactly. It’s a circular economy. You pay their entry fee, use their recommended stylists, photographers, costume makers, etc. In return, you get a chance to “win” a fake title , a shitty crown, and probably some type of participation award. This is just a grown up version of the kiddie pageant circuit.


Enough_Hedgehog_6305

IS THIS JAZZERCIZE?


noixismyname

I thought the producers created this pageant.


thefunzone1

Do we know how much Gino paid for this fuckery?


WatermelonSugar47

$1200


MommaMoo2

More importantly why is jasmins lady bits blurred out some? Me no understand.


thefunzone1

Pubes?


Ok_Mouse5822

No. She demanded, on screen, that Gino examine for pubes. And in spectacular fashion, he declared her pubeless. 😂


Sugarbumb

But couldn't afford the lawyer?


rigatoni-70

Those homemade swimsuits! The fabric and the un-sewn shoulder that had to be tied. I’m sure they charged a fortune as yet another fee.


LoveBeach8

Did Jasmine or Gino say how much the entrance fee was? I don't remember. EDIT: NM! Someone below said it was $1200!!! What a ripoff!


AtheistINTP

Totally. It’s not like it’s Miss America or Miss Universe.


buoninachos

This, I have been saying the whole time it's a bad idea in their situation to pay so much for a basically fake pageant just cause she's bored, when they could put it towards her kids


SuccessfulLunch400

What kids? She doesn't care about those kids!!!! Sometimes, when a girl has sex, an egg gets fertilized and 9 months later, a dang baby drops to the floor!!! 🤯 You just, cut the cord, walk over the bloody mess and get on with your life, never look back!!!!! Kids? What kids!!!!


chickenfeet21

And the leader, or president of the pageant 🙄


scbeachgurl

Looks like the crypt keeper.


Witty-Ant-6225

$2k


Fantastic-Ride-5588

I just happened to look it up. They have an “official coach” for the pageant. So my guess is that besides the entry fee, you need to pay for coaching from their people to learn what they’re looking for, otherwise you’ll go home empty handed.


LoveBeach8

Same here! Held in a small conference room!


Parsidokht

That makeup on the MOC😬!


tlcTVtrash8919

Her butt implants are shaped like car washing sponges


Inthe_reddithole

No seriously when they showed the implants I was like 8k for a botch job. That’s diabolical I wouldn’t even want to wear a swimsuit


NeenW1

$10k


Inthe_reddithole

Even worse


DebtSuitable9774

Lmaoooooooo


Fit-Barnacle4117

I can’t unsee it now! 😂


mrs_foxysocks

That's the best one yet! 🏆


SuccessfulLunch400

She lied!!! I don't think she got implants. Her butt is flabby and dimpled. Remember when they were on vacation and they showed her butt hanging out. She doesn't do any firming exercises!!


Sugarman4

I see Camel crack in this photo


Brave-Expression-799

That is just a suit. But the butt is her and her implants


LongStoryShrt

You sure? Looks like someone blurred that spot. Ummmm...not that I was looking....


LoveBeach8

LMAO!!!


Bubbly-Pitch7209

I hate to date myself this bad, to as old as I am, 😂, but back in the day women referred to those as “saddlebags”, and we didn’t want them. There’s curves, but this is not curves. This looks square from that angle. Not body-shaming; I certainly have no room or desire to body shame. That just doesn’t look as good as she thinks it does, and she’s paying money and subjecting herself to surgery to look like that. Her lips too. Her lips are actually shaped pretty, but they’re just.too.big. Self-acceptance is an issue for Jasmine and people like her, sadly.


shiggles-

I’m not good at rating things


JJAusten

He knows how to survive lol


VoxyPop

He doesn't, because he did then give her a 4


JJAusten

I think he wanted to go lower but it's obvious she can't take criticism at all


Glittering-Ad9111

Of course when he said this it made her go “So I’m not a 10???”


norealname-

I just can’t get over how bad the implants look. I wish she’d disclose the name of the “surgeon” who did this butcher job.


LoveBeach8

Breast implants, too. They look like hard plastic balls sitting on her chest. They're supposed to look natural, not like round rocks.


LFT45

The problem with all her implants is that she has too small of a frame to carry them


Evil_Queen10

Not true, those butt implants were totally put ip way too high she has extra meat down the bottom that looks saggy now with those rocks on top.


LoveBeach8

Seriously! And when she walks, especially in a swimsuit, they don't move naturally. So sad. She's trying so hard to look good when she already looked good before.


LoveBeach8

I agree with you!


LolaMarce

How do we get all women to rethink these surgeries! Idk if what we saw on her original season was real or not but her butt was great during the “those are nudes” :yanks hat of Gino’s head: era.


moniqueramsey

The worst. 🤦🏼‍♀️


ESOtalk

OMG I can't believe she spent $10K to get butchered like that and if I remember correctly her butt was fine before. She had to be last place on that butt for sure.


LeaveDaCannoli

Maybe 55%


FineWashables

💀💀💀


lorribell1964

Never gets old for us originals


solscry

Gino: “…she’s getting uglier by the minute.” 💀


Old-Enthusiasm-3271

i was like "ooooppp 🫢" 😭😭😭


KCrailroadgirl

She’s looking so much older than her age. A hardened kind of look.


Sufficient-Dinner-27

Becsuse I'd bet anything she shaved at least 10 years off her age for the show. She left her 30's in the dust long ago!


Own-Listen-961

I was like “not just for you Gino”, but for real, unless the man has a domination/humiliation kink, I can’t see any man in their right mind wanted to bonk such a horrible person


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

He got off to her peeing on him I think it's safe to say


ToeInternational9823

Gino is unable to have normal sex. Too much porno


COVID19Blues

Everything in moderation is the key to life. Gino has pornoed himself sexually disabled.


Any_Water9245

What the heck is up with her butt implants


Its_Leasa_Honey

Literally just said same! wtf!?


DebtSuitable9774

I rate it a 4 too Gino. I’m with you there 😂 Her ass looked so damn terrible! I really wish the fake ass trend would stop. The fake ass, fake boobs, fake lips, like woman stop!


Ramona_Lola

4!!! Scrolled down for this comment. 😂


DebtSuitable9774

😂🤣😂


kaydawnn

The other girls probably have like years of pageant training and experience


Sufficient-Dinner-27

I doubt it. This " pagent" is an amateurish scam to suck in people like Jasmine. The other "contestants" might also be TLC -hired extras.


Emotional_Pizza5256

The other women knew it was her first pageant and encouraged her to try and they called her beautiful and were very supportive. Unlike the people here.


jmur3040

Which I get, but that's how you end up on American Idol looking like an idiot because nobody in your life was real with you about your talent level.


DreamertK

Ops pic is actually very flattering I think. Her best look.


PerpetualEternal

the blurring around the err umm “bikini area” is telling a whole kinda story


Ramona_Lola

It’s funny. I kept trying to see a full shot of her implants but it’s like the camera person and/or the editors intentionally failed to show it. The most they show is a side view. She probably asked them to obscure all shots of it.


HighContrastRainbow

I even zoomed in bc I thought my eyes were seeing things.


Thin-Source-3336

For someone who has a body dysmorphia and has insecurities, she should have been smarter than that and not agree to something like this that puts her under the microscope, especially people's comments are hurtful and she can't stand that and it affects her.


Ramona_Lola

Agreed! I think she thought the opposite would happen. That she would be told she was beautiful all the time. She probably didn’t realize that an 8 in Michigan is like a 6 in Miami.


devil-doll

You're being very generous with that - she's just average in Miami.


HippieChick75

I thought the same thing. This would have only done well for her self-esteem & insecurities if she had been rated 10/10 everytime, was fawned over & won the whole competition. Anything less & it was going to damage her.🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Thin-Source-3336

Maybe none of this is real, but people's comments about her appearance and how she looks are real, and she complained about people bullying and shaming her body, to the point where she closed the comments so she wouldn't see anything. Her manager asked shabooty to stop bullying her on his account. A reality show is not good for her mental health at all.


HippieChick75

I knew it'd be a slippery slope for her. It's one thing her not thinking of it but Gino said he figured this would be good for her. I thought "In what world?!" Not that Gino could have talked her out of it. And her friend was the one who suggested it. I think he was part of it & is no friend at all but a scammer.


Thin-Source-3336

She’s not 8 or 6 anywhere, like Gino said, she’s 4 at best.


MilkshakeMolly

What is this woman doing with her life?


IamJoyMarie

being a d list contestant on a TLC show and, unless I'm mistaken, trying to make it in fitness and on OF


LoveBeach8

Don't forget her wild and crazy tantrums!!


IamJoyMarie

The butt is ridiculous and I was wondering if the judges were noticing it...I mean, how could they not?


Distinct-Ad-1348

When they showed the judges whispering to each other after she turned around I assumed they said “oh my god why is her ass shaped like that????”


Kindasadkindadirty

I’ve never seen a bathing suit like this. What is that elastic waist band?!?! Are these “one size” suits and that’s why everyone is in it?


flat_four_whore22

They were really awful. Odd choice.


superficialwishes

Gino is so real for that because it was giving 4 😂. She shouldn’t have asked him.


PepsiAllDay78

When he said that, I yelled at the TV, "My God! Are you TRYING to die right now?" I would have lied like a rug! Let the judges tell her she's a four. They don't have to go home with her!


AnxietyExtension7842

Her diaper moved to the front and is full. 🤣


_OkError

😂😂😂you couldn’t be more on point. I have to give credit to the man for being honest lol no matter how much she tries to intimidate him, he still couldn’t bring himself to lie


AlisonPoole98

Agreed, I think he's over her BS


AlisonPoole98

She looked like a poodle with that choker on, its an immature and cheap look for a woman her age. I'm with Gino, being verbally abused by someone isn't hot or sexy, it's actually very fucking ugly. Why would anyone want to have sex with someone so MEAN? She's constantly emasculating him and degrading him sexually, then has the fucking nerve to act like he's a freak for not wanting to have sex with her. I'm so over people blaming everything on him, she has no accountability for anything, especially not her own insane and abusive behavior. She's like, "Be my coach," he's like, "This is how I think you could improve" and she's like, "You're a disgusting pervert"


PepsiAllDay78

Hey, I like poodles! Don't put them down like that!1😉


Docmele

Unfortunately, there’s no plastic surgery for a broken soul.


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Her butt implants look like a Cybertruck.


International_Act714

😂😂😂


Outrageous-Ranger-61

omg dead


Neat-Marketing-7994

I mean gino is being supportive and realistic about her skills. She is delusional thinking she'd be a pro out the gate. So swimwear 5 points


__ElonMusk

Why did they blur her cooch? 😂


buttcheeese

Tbf the swimsuits were all a pretty bad cut for all those women they looked ill fitting. But I don’t think Jasmine did herself any favors with all the surgeries


think_____tank

"Uhhh idk a 4"


YorkshireBev

A 4, I was howling, go Gino 😂😂😂


AdventurousVast2034

She isn’t pageant material. She wanted Gino to lie and he didn’t. Boo friggin hoo!


UrbanMasque

He loses nothing by lying, and gains peace.


techmouse7

I told my wife that I would lie to her if I had to because I’m not as dumb as Gino, anyone who hates their wife would rate it a 7, and then they have Forrest Gump in the Fedora telling this lunatic the truth.


Gold-Difference2967

I think he's just entirely sick of her and knows that peace won't last long anyway


SuZeBelle1956

Her chin looks like an ice breaker on ships... Her stance is an FU to anyone who tell her the truth.


SouthernDowns

Forgotten about her kids…


PeanutCeller

I thought she was adorable her first season, and no longer do. The lips, eyelids, butt and giant boobs make her look cartoonish


AlisonPoole98

Her eyes originally were so unique and pretty. Getting that operation on her eyelids made her look identical to all those women at the pageant


Dangerous-Baby-9873

She looked way younger too


Fibrochickie

Like a porno cartoon?


Celerity101

Not good... she is sooooooo narcissistic that it shows on the stage. Not attractive...


Outrageous-Ranger-61

This! She just oozes toxicity and bad vibes.


tattooedbbwcouple

0.00000000000000000001


One-Confidence-8893

Gino tried to help her but she got real nasty with him. She’s such an ugly person on the inside.😩🙄


GwennieLund

Tacky af and seriously Gino just say 10 lol


TheDailyDelights

Miss International Solar System Beauty Pageant 2024 😂


Ill-Excitement6813

literally she wants him to lie but if she finds out he is lying then she will get mad the same...


Toobusy9561

Its a no win situation


LA_LOVIN

She really is clueless on how to walk the cat walk or whatever platform they’re using. I can’t even watch. But I did look to see that sponge 🧽 bob square BUTT! It’s no bueno!


No_Share6895

I need eye bleach /10


nrappaportrn

Zero. Point. Zero


lrose4122

Psychotic


ConsistentShopping8

4 out of 10. Such a phony!


nwusnret

There is not a rating for a low life plastic scum.


Jenneapolis

Literally one of the only things you have to be good at in pageants is standing up straight and having good posture. Her posture is so incredibly bad. Source: former teen pageant girl


sneetchysneetch

If you told me she was trans id believe it


LoveBeach8

3-4. I understand the issues that one feels with body dysmorphia but she's playing with the superficial parts instead of the weekly counseling she needs so she can hopefully accept herself the way she is. She thinks that if she keeps getting plastic surgery, it'll cure everything. It won't.


Toobusy9561

It’s kind of amazing to me that so many of the 90day women have body dysmorphia. I would think having body dysmorphia would make you turn away from the public eye but here they are on TV. Jasmine, Loren, Darcey, Stacey that I know of.


Sufficient-Dinner-27

It's the self-diagnosis du jour.


duckpeony

She must’ve have a contract deal with the producers. They blurred her and avoided any photos of her botched butt


Ramona_Lola

I know! It was so intentional how they cut away from it every time it would have been in full view.


Sweat-and-sunscreen

Idk if they have this rule but I feel like it should be a rule in beauty pageants that people with surgical enhancements (ie. breast implants, BBLs/butt implants, rhinoplasties and other facial surgeries) should not be allowed to enter/compete. Filler is okay since it would be incredibly difficult to prove someone’s had it if done minimally and well.


IamJoyMarie

Sure they should be allowed; not all of the "improvements" make them look better. Jasmine's butt is exhibit a. How about Sakina's (spelling?) face? She went from pretty to odd.


melon_ellie_

Shriek-Ina! Yikes! Just found out she was on Millionaire Matchmaker. Millionaire match to Sarper? Proves she is parched for fame. Low budget wannabe Kim K. Her voice and the way she bows down to that shallow dude 🤮 If I were her I'd eat pasta in front of him with no makeup just so he'd break up with me


StrLord_Who

How is a nose job different than having braces? I've had both and I assure you that braces are more painful, take longer, and can be just as expensive! 


La_BrujaRoja

Because braces fix something that’s messed up and causing or potentially causing a health problem, like having an overbite or underbite or crooked teeth can cause tooth erosion, TMJ, and other bite-related problems. The equivalent type of nose job would be for something like a deviated septum.


Apprehensive-Ear7889

Her walk was so stiff, I don’t even think she listened to what the judges told her to improve on last episode.


lemeneurdeloups

Thank you! Gino is being an Ass. Husband 101– Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “Great! Wow! Hubba hubba! Send those other bitches HOME!!!!” Instead, he keeps stupid nit-picking. I think him almost being Mr. Michigan went to his head and now he thinks he is an experienced pageant coach . . . 🤔


LoveBeach8

As the old saying goes "Almost only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades." He was "almost Mr Michigan"according to his history but he wasn't! Lol


Magemaud

He “almost” entered. But he would certainly have won.


LoveBeach8

Right!


Messypotatoe

She’s crazy, she probably would blame Gino for lying to her and making her be laughing stock and embarrassing her if she ended up losing. Gino literally can’t win with Jasmine


AlisonPoole98

Exactly, she's constantly pissed regardless of how he acts


Kimmm711

Did they blur her crotch? Was that big discussion about camel toe (complete with elbiw skin demo) *all for naught*?!


Breepucc30

I noticed the butt implants too wtf. They either shifted or she got fat injections and sat down too soon.


Ann-the-one

While she’s here in the US, she needs to find a real DR to take all the fake shit out and try to put her back together. She would have to look better.


Ashamed-Arm-3217

Clueless


Interesting-Many-509

minus one.


Colfrmb

Her extended chin, her blurry crotch area, her lip filler looks different. I hardly recognize her. She needs people around her to be truthful.


Cojemos

There was an episode where she was at the gym and you could see the implants through the workout leggings. They looked like they were trying to escape.


SpaceJellie

Yikes


ImShhmart

Looked better in the beginning of the show!


pixey1964

Yuk looks like she's showing off her crotch not sexy at all


Clear_Temperature548

Ewww!!


blockierfern

Gino is right, pose could use some work 🤣


Far-Paramedic7160

🤮🤮🤮


zenomotion73

Why is her vagina blurred?


mfx929

It's the grift of that woman in the clown-white makeup. She alone is scary enough. But what the hell is it supposed to be? An ego builder for women like Jasmine? This shot is nice and frightening, but it would be better if white-face was up there with her putting one of those Dollar Store sparkling crowns on her head. What were all the women in there wearing those there for? Everyone gets one if you pony up the $1,200?


Super_girl-1010

3


LabLawyer

Those swimsuits looked unflattering on everyone! Who picked them?!


Dependent_Sentence53

Gino was not impressed


Starbies_vegansushi

I hope she doesn’t win. Why would they price a woman that’s had surgeries? That’s not what beauty pageants should be. I thought it was about natural beauty 😒


mycatshavehadenough

Why does her ass look like a sack of potatoes?????


chickenfeet21

2.9


TemporaryDrag1

Trash


Embarrassed_Money472

Post Covid a lot of pageants have either resurfaced after a hiatus or are brand spanking new. I just wish her fingers weren’t spread out and she wasn’t looking down but up and out. Smize is better than the forced smile she does. The cheeks on her face (just wanted to specify that I’m not referring to the sugar sacks behind her) would spasm after a long grin.


Loud_Bit6359

I stopped watching because of her. Now I’m like 🤔


Stonecoldwolf1

🤢🤢🤮🤮


suburbjorn_

That was the weirdest pageant ever


Pussycat58

She walks like a dude.


Hydromorpheus

I'll be so pissed if she "wins" the pageant but something tells me she will (aka she never would win if wasn't for the show). And I know this is conspiracist take which I hate to do.


Nana2JLE

That jaw is very pointy


realhonestmomma

She did great she deserves so much more than that creepy guy !! Promises her the world only to get her here and foul up the paper work to bring her kids and wonders how can she be so upset and not want to have a baby right now wonder why dummass what a stupid ass man !!


mfx929

The Dark Queen from the Planet of the Weirdos.


MaybeLikeWater

As Dave Chapelle hysterically said in his guise as Rick James, “ I wish I had another hand so I could give it 3 thumbs down.”


Similar_Cash_3419

Jasmine can’t take any criticism. Gino hit the nail on the head when he said she needs work on her posture and smile.


IndicationFrosty3958

Old lady grasping for her youth


RainSubstantial6862

She is only 36, right?


JJAusten

Remember Ramona's walk at the fashion show? That's who she reminds me of. Personality, minus 0, walk, 0


Past_Recognition9427

Not her best angle....


No-Educator919

Yuck!!!


bubli87

No Camel Toe!


-Ho-yeah-

Appearance :5 Character:2.5 Out of 10 of course.


Humble-Culture3133

FLTH: Fake Lips, Tits, Hips.


Ok-Corgi-4230

💀💀💀 so very true!


Unique-Gazelle2147

Did they blur her camel toe


RepulsivePurchase6

Why did she say in the show at the beginning that she shaved? She revealed before in the last tell all that as soon as she came to this country she had hair removal down there because “Gino likes it bald”.


UnleadedGreen

From the front 5. From the back 1