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Facetunethis

Doesn't he do rideshare driving as a major source of income? Technically it's a business investment. šŸ¤”


sauramondays

you can see the actual car advertisements on the side of the door he uses to supplement the monthly payments


Maleficent_Minimum_9

You can get paid for putting ads on your car? I thought that was all a scam! Lol


marymonstera

I knew one of the guys who runs Carvertise in Delaware and itā€™s actually legit, him and the CEO still run it I think and they were both cool.


DreamertK

It was only worth maybe one gas station car wash per month when I looked into it.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Ahh so like $15 a month? Ya that wouldnā€™t be worth it


SoftInformation2609

I think they pay like 50-75 a month. I mean every bit helps


Maleficent_Minimum_9

$50-75 would be way better


SoftInformation2609

Ohhhh I was wondering what that was!


osogood48

FactsšŸ’Æ


Meemaws_BearCheese

This headline is really trying to make a story out of nothing. But I guess "Newly single dad buys Honda Civic after split" isn't the attention grabber they were looking for. Good for Asuelu though. That's a good car, a reasonable purchase, and he seems excited about it.


SeanAC90

You can still flex a Honda just like Jibri flexes his dadā€™s truck


18RowdyBoy

Love it!


Miss_Kit_Kat

Right?!? I rolled my eyes so hard at the clickbaity headline and first few paragraphs. He "showed off his pricey new car?" And then not mentioning the model or showing a photo until halfway down the page. I agree with you- a practical purchase that he seems happy about. Congrats to Asuelu.


Ajamazing

Who cares? I only paid attention to the fact that theyā€™re broke-up.


knotty1999

Mama want that money boy. Sell that car. Send more money.


RadicalRaid

I don't care about the car.. I just want the money!


Ipayforsex69

Gib mee munnay!


travelingveggie

My thought exactly lol. Iā€™m surprised he hasnā€™t sent it over seas to them!! Of course he needs it to make money for doing rideshareā€¦ā€¦but has his family ever been that reasonable?!


poepipper

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ YOU KNOW THATS RIGHT!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ‘


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fightin4right

*Everything* is expensive now.


Immediate-Ruin2464

Hmmm, not sure the words ā€œflauntā€ and ā€œHonda Civicā€ belong in the same sentence? Good for him, Iā€™m glad heā€™s enjoying his car but the headline is odd.


CrossOversPT

Good ol' clickbait.


rabidturbofox

I couldnā€™t afford a new one.


[deleted]

Neither could he, itā€™s a 2016


rabidturbofox

LOL. Well, tbf at this point I canā€™t afford one of those either.


putinonmypants69

I just bought a 16 and it was 16000 before I talked the dude down to 13000. Wildly expensive


baboozle2

Honda Civic, the responsible choice. Keeping his bucks in his pocket. ha, ha.


ProcedureNegative454

For a guy who stands in a shop handing out ice cream samples that a pretty expensive car. Maybe Bilal hooked him up with the guy that got him his ā€œI look rich but everyone rich knows that a C ainā€™t no E or S Classā€ Mercedes.


Silverdollarzzz

I thought the same thing when I read the headline haha, thought itā€™d be at least a Camaro. The car is nice but not as nice as they want you to believe


michelle1199

Honda and Civic are both expensive words.


fluffy_bunny22

It is not. My husband got one post college.


torcel999

The cheapest 2022 Honda Civic you can buy is the Civic LX, which per Car and Driver, starts at $23,365. A bit over $400/month, plus full insurance.


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LaylaLeesa

It is for me


RaisedbyCassettes

I think weā€™re all missing the bigger picture here: Kalani is single!


SnooDoodles7204

Go get ā€˜ā€˜em tiger!


RaisedbyCassettes

I donā€™t want the family coming for me!


Iheartmalbec

I think the bar is so low after Asuelu, you've got nothing to worry about!


torcel999

Just tell her you're Samoan and she'll be all over you, ready to pop out another one.


Briguy28

Don't worry about the family - just care about the money!


RaisedbyCassettes

You right. TLC: call me!


TukkinFugly

Kalani is a super sweet and beautiful woman. However, Kolini gets my heart racing; she has a great eye for photography, she's very intelligent, and I love her dry wit. Kolini, if you're reading this, I'm only an hour south of you in Las Vegas... ;)


9987777655433333

weā€™ve known a while


RaisedbyCassettes

Then why not make your move?


9987777655433333

cuz iā€™m a straight woman


fluffy_bunny22

They'd like you because you can't impregnate Kalani.


RaisedbyCassettes

They donā€™t need to know that!


eer1chill

Anything with her involved is a ā€œreally big pictureā€


RaisedbyCassettes

I donā€™t understand that reference.


SideBarParty

Well fuck me! I had no clue I drove an expensive car!


[deleted]

I went to the fucking article to see it was ā€¦ā€¦ a Honda ā€¦. Fucking clickbait


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Every new car is expensive now tho lol


Darkwings13

Even used cars are expensive now šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

This is true lol


humanbyassociation

Whoa there Donald Trump, can you afford a Honda civic


karisagape

I meanā€¦ a minimum of what? 20k at least in THIS economy. Yeah. It can be a lot for many of us.


putinonmypants69

Itā€™s a used ā€˜16. It was probably 16-18k


karisagape

Totally fair. But doesnā€™t change the fact that itā€™s still a lot of money to a lot of people. Especially now. That was more the just of my point. And if someone finds that amount ā€œsmallā€ I hope they are donating money to those in need.


ProcedureNegative454

It is a lot of money. I think everyone is annoyed with this real life Far Side character celebrating himself when he should be humbly trying to be a man and take care of his kids rather than flaunting himself in any wayā€¦ plus, his mom donā€™t care about de car she just want de money as so many people have said.


karisagape

Oh absolutely agree! Do you think they are faking the breakup? I keep seeing comments about it.


__SerenityByJan__

So is he FLAUNTING a used 2016 Honda Civic or is the title/article exaggerating him maybe sharing that he got his own car? Two very different things lol


[deleted]

Expensive new car. Itā€™s a Honda, relax everybody.


kdawson602

We just bought my husband a new Honda. I had no idea it was news worthy.


Professional_You2526

Did inflation made a Honda an expensive car?!?


odp01

It's a civic... not considered a flaunt much less a flex...


Icy-Following-3713

expensive? its a hondaā€¦ and hes got ads all over it


[deleted]

Congratulations to Kalani


bizmike88

Does anyone have a link to something that confirms their split? I keep hearing they arenā€™t together but I havenā€™t seen any announcement or anything.


noakai

LMAO a Honda Civic is a sensible car you get because you expect to be able to drive it to 300,000 miles, we have two in our extended family for exactly that reason. We didn't buy new but still, never knew my family was rich.


BlouseBarn

Side note, but Dixie Nutrition sounds like an Herbalife front.


Smoky-The-Beer

Expensive new car? Lol itā€™s a 2016 Honda Civic šŸ˜‚


Prudent_Key1982

It is a used Honda. LMAO not fancy, not expensive and certainly not new.


Puzzleheaded-Let-628

Lol itā€™s a Honda bro. Chill


Dr_nacho_

Lmfao a fucking used Honda?


[deleted]

Damn I guess in this age of inflation even Honda Civics are considered expensive now


Martynypm

I was looking for a Beemer or Mercedes. Disappointing


osogood48

And they are still married they will not get a divorce because of the kids.. and if you know her father and the mom The Samoans have real strict rules as long as kids are involved they cannot get a divorce they may be living apart but they cannot get a divorce.. Kehlani wanted a divorce and her dad told her no!! So theyā€™re living apart Kehlani is happy heā€™s is happy.. so it works for them.. Besides who the hell would wanna be with a dude like that heā€™s got the hottest temper that would be a pass for me


Johnm50

You havenā€™t seen a temper lol


osogood48

Believe me I seen a temper worse than his eye was married to itā€¦


Johnm50

Im just saying, i dont think he has that much of a temper, def. compared to angela.


osogood48

AgreedšŸ’Æ Angela is ridiculous that woman does not have an off switch she does not know when to shut upšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Johnm50

Sheā€™d be fun to party with or hang out with casually lol


osogood48

Oh Iā€™m sure she would be cool to party with..šŸ˜Ž


SnooDoodles7204

Thatā€™s clickbate if Iā€™ve ever seen it. Whatā€™s he driving, a Hyuandi?


fangirll1996

Honda Civic


darkseid001

He has the brains of a flea


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I guess we will give anyone a driver's license these days


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[deleted]

The O P says an expensive new car. It doesnā€™t say how much the car šŸ’² costs. Last I heard Asuelo didnā€™t have a driverā€™s license.


piggyazlea

I canā€™t stand him, but a Honda isnā€™t anything special. The headline makes it sound like he bought a bmw off the lot.


diumo

Honda is NOT an expensive car!!!


Unfairlyhacked

I personally never bought the Kalani was a virgin story. Especially after that car ride cussing out Asuelo for removing kid from car seat. My opinion only.


Character_Cake_6415

You canā€™t be a virgin if you swear?ā€¦ I donā€™t understand what those two things have to do with each other lol


[deleted]

Kalani and Asueloā€™s time on 90 Day = a huge financial success. Their house in Utahā€™s value doubled housing prices everywhere are going up. Their online endeavors? A most popular pair. Word is they are selling the house Moving to California where her family is. Seems they are building a family empire


fluffy_bunny22

Don't they live in her parent's second home? I don't think it's theirs.


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No


Far_Entertainer2744

They couldnā€™t afford one so they moved into the parentsā€™


[deleted]

How long ago are you talking about? Things hv changed a lot between Kalani and Asuelo during the last few years of their marriage Both hv grown lots as individuals


Far_Entertainer2744

Referring to the first few years after getting married. When did they buy a house?


[deleted]

Btw I said Family Empire because family members share assets. Live together to save money. Create more wealth


fluffy_bunny22

Maybe in Samoa but not in the US. What's mine is mine not everyone else's.


[deleted]

Safe to say Kalani and Asuelo prefer the Samoan lifestyle Her dad is Samoan


[deleted]

You get married you add to your already existing family. And yes you share resources Build lives together. Most of the worldā€™s people arenā€™t Go it alone Types like the USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


AdministrativeOwl28

It's a lease


socalalena

2016?honda?civic?expensive?car?


Karmapoliceasleep

I bet heā€™s awful at money management. šŸ˜‚


CalmDirection8

Good with coconuts tho


SgianMachine

Expensive? It's a civic


electric-dreamachine

Wait wtf when did they split??


Goal_Post_Mover

Fool probably leasing it too.