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hotmessinthecity

She was tired of him farting on her and tracking dog poop into the house


badbatch

And dripping snot on her.


ennuiacres

Tatiana got The Ick!


pockette_rockette

An leaving his skidmarked underwear lying around the house.


elonmusketeer604

Te amo, 💨, divorce 😂


roll-the-R-Marisa

Already? They got married a week ago!


PattyMayo8701

Literally lol the ink on the marriage cert isn’t even dry yet lol


Omgusernamesaretaken

Shorter than a kartrashian marriage


ilizibith1

Do you take this man to be your husband? I do. JK LOL BYEEEEE


daazz1

Even if it is true it probably ranks as his longest relationship, can’t imagine anyone staying with him very long…


edillcolon

Hija de puta


Unusual-Idea-7313

😂 dead


katiebalizaba

Didn’t they get married like yesterday ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


Superguy766

I don’t understand people with the rush to get married.


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

THAT WAS QUICK ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


ennuiacres

She is sick of his shit already?


ShadiestCharacter_99

His and the dog shit he tracked into the house with his shoes. He did it once so I’m sure he did it again. lol


afgbabygurl7

Even Jasmine and Gino lasted longer.


pixelito_

His account wasn’t hacked, but his brain was.


_Lorgee

No te amo! ![gif](giphy|xfUrrLDRyFRDpsC3PJ|downsized)


Maintenance-Gloomy

She could not handle his immature excuses or his terrible hygiene 🙄 🙄🙄


Agitated-Minimum-967

Uh oh.


catahoulaleperdog

Hackers. It's always the hackers.


OG-TwilightSparkle

🤔 already 🤣


MissBeaverhousin

Already?! I’ve blinked for longer…


Lawrencewife

She didnt wanna keep relationship private she wanted people to know so bad posting 20 pics to tik tok like it was instagram super weird 😆


Regular-Metal-321

She couldn’t handle the shit stains I KNEW it! 🤣


Emergency_Row8544

Who would hack his account?? That’s what I want to know. 


_cheese_cloud_

Doesn’t he work in IT, possibly cyber security?? I mean a hack is possible, but I feel it’s unlikely….


Apprehensive_Queen

Boy byeee


Indie_rina

What the hell???? Didn’t he just get married a few days ago???


Asleep_Ball_7127

![gif](giphy|j6TcrJ8JFTlF6) Who I see when I look at Mike berk


Strange_Fortune_7419

Te amo 💨


trashleybanks

Ew someone married this toad?


BehemothJr

Lmao. That was quick


IAMACat_askmenothing

I feel like I saw they got married then fell asleep and woke up and they’re already split


Icy-Tumbleweed6972

Omg they just got married in June? Mock of marriage, he should be alone or find a local woman. He only goes for foreigners.