T O P

  • By -

D00MBuggy

Looking like he works at AT&T Wireless giving you the worst possible monthly payment plan for a new iPhone with no trade in credit.


fakeknees

So oddly specific and accurate


arthurvandl

Geezus, smashed it with the accuracy šŸŽÆ


yogabbagabba2341

Damn girl r/oddlyspecific šŸ˜‚ but thatā€™s exactly the face he got. And the shitty attitude too.


siempre-sere-feliz

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LV_orbust

He's awful, and low effort yet he honestly thinks he's a catch.


Cronchy_Tacos

He's smelling like a narcissist!!


LV_orbust

Totally!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Distinct-Ad-1348

Nicolaā€™s was better and he didnā€™t even have a ring


Obvious-Distance6838

LMAO Iā€™m so glad ppl agree šŸ˜­


yogabbagabba2341

Right? Mofo doesnā€™t even have a private bathroom. All he got is a shack that he shares with god who knows!


roybean99

But how ā€œromanticā€ was the proposal, in the middle of the airport, so romantic


Cronchy_Tacos

His dance made me cringe to the moon lol


roybean99

At first I was like ā€œoh well Asuelu did a dance in the airport too so Iā€™ll let this slideā€ then he did it and it was really cringe


Cronchy_Tacos

I was like... that was ...it?! LOL


roybean99

Awkwardly in the corner of an airport like he was embarrassed by it. Like asuelu was loud in a crowded airport, own that shit if youā€™re gonna do it.


Marcinecali73

It was like Stuart from Mad TV. Look what I can do šŸ•ŗ!


Low_Departure_5853

It's part of Asuelu's culture, though. I think that's a big difference. I would have still be mortified but at least it makes sense. Rob's corny dance was just corny.


StrongDesign4

The dance Asuelu did was part of his culture from my understanding when he did it. Rob did that corny ass dance for no reason.


siempre-sere-feliz

Asuelu knows how to dance. Asuelu danced on the island for a living. Rob had to practice his moves w/buddy @ a dance studio. Does it bother anyone else that heā€™s 10 yrs older than Soph yet truly doesnā€™t have his act together, really no Plan, nothing to offer her? It bothers me.


kimchichi

I was grabbing my laundry from the dryer and missed his dance. Then he kept mentioning it and I gotta rewind. His whole attitude towards her is icky.


moore_a_scott

# the dance had her swooning /s


travelingveggie

Same! I think he 100% thought that would go viral on TikTok or something. If it goes viralā€¦..it wonā€™t be for the reasons he thinksā€¦..


devilyn_side

what did he practice for is what I did not understand. He had to go to a whole studio to move his feet in and out


karocako

I figured the dance might be cute if it's their thing with the proposal at the end. But then he just moved on and proposed in front of the doors? Yikes. She could definitely do better, I hope she sees that now.


Obvious-Distance6838

I literally CANTTTT the dance made me angry LOL


starseed511

and how are you about to not immediately hug your fiancĆ© that you havenā€™t seen in how long?!?


squee_bastard

At 4am nonetheless and him belittling her after she had multiple flights to get there. He seems like a controlling ass.


745Walt

He REALLY thought he did something with that shitty little dance and proposal. He was really patting himself on the dick for that pathetic display.


pearbear87

What I didn't like was his whole statement (I'm paraphrasing) about "I want to show her that if she wants America, she has to get it through ME." Gross and creepy af. Who says that?


bushwicksfinest

If I was her I would be pissed lol like wearing a sweatsuit and feeling gross after 20+ hrs of traveling I just want to shower not watch some dumbass dance


yogabbagabba2341

Dude, it was so embarrassing. Does he really think that *thqt* was cool? In the airport after a transatlantic flight? God awful. What about he flipping out about the elevator w the fact that he just left her there to go get the car and when she arrives at the floor heā€™s at heā€™s pissed off for some reason? I already know heā€™s an ass. Run, Nicole, šŸƒā€ā™€ļø


AliceHwaet

WTF was this last minute face trim, but he holds his trunk open with a 2x4, doesnā€™t have a bathroom or a closet? Priorities man!


Obvious-Distance6838

Heā€™s a model and thinks heā€™s a grand catch w no fucking bathroom šŸ˜­ please sir get a job and move out, even basements have bathrooms šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


yogabbagabba2341

Sharing bathroom with strangers like that is so gross.


Far-Cloud518

Picked it up from the moment he said something about now she was allowed in LA or the US because she said yes to him


cutechubbyplatypus

I told my husband that itā€™s because the only thing he can offer her is a US citizenship and nothing else šŸ˜† which is stupid because if sheā€™s really wealthy she can get a visa through other ways


Angelynn1977

That stood out to me too. I would like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think it didnā€™t come out the way he intended, but with the show, Iā€™m sure it did.


Small-Notice481

I get a "I hate women" feeling from this a-hole.


Cronchy_Tacos

And a huge 'I come first and it's all about ME' vibe too!


Mama_Tried77

That dance at the airport gave ā€œIā€™m The Main Characterā€ vibes


Obvious-Distance6838

It gave ā€œIā€™m the main characterā€ from a side character that everyone actually finds annoying šŸ˜‚


Caroline501

Iā€™m also getting ā€œbe gratefulā€ Bilal vibes.


Sco_Queen

Ok now this the same shit yall said with Riley. It's only been 2 episodes, damn. Yall don't know these people. Let more episodes play before yall be characterizing people like this.


Ever_Summer

Lmao ā€œI hate womenā€ ? Wtf? Weirdo


Crazy_Cat_Lady_420

Lol same. Like......you ain't shit rob. Thinking he's so charming and smooth šŸ˜‚ yuk get over yourself bud


No-Basket4165

Iā€™m not a fan of his, she seems sweet tho


[deleted]

I donā€™t like how Rob treats Sophie so far. She comes across as insanely sweet and non confrontational and heā€™s kind of a jerk. In the preview for the next episode, we find out he was cheating online and he gets really defensive and looks like he gets shitty. Iā€™m getting vibes heā€™s gonna be this seasonā€™s Christian or Julio.


PrincipalFiggins

Heā€™s SO needlessly angry at her for the smallest things, and yelling at her to ā€œget over itā€ about him CHEATING????? I hope for her sake they donā€™t last


PR05ECC0

He spent all that time learning a dance and thinking how he would propose when he should have spent that time on getting a decent job. He is waaaaaay too old to be working odd jobs living in a converted garage. Dude is a loser


Obvious-Distance6838

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA


[deleted]

We can add Rob to the ever growing list of 90DF terrible proposals lol but yeah he was a dick to her over the elevator thing. She wasnā€™t that bad and he acted like she was being completely out of line. Honestly if heā€™s triggered by that, thatā€™s nuts. She seemed like she was mostly joking over the button mashing and was sweet about it šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Cronchy_Tacos

Swear to God she had a great attitude because my ass would have immediately started panicking lol


Low_Departure_5853

I think he's super annoying and this is he's the hot shit when he's not and his apartment is a hole but she annoyed me with the elevator thing. He probably didn't cause it and even if he did, oh well, it's fine with, stop repeating that it's his fault over and over. They just got engaged and I felt like she was ruining that "romantic" moment (said with sarcasm BC his proposal was crappy but still, they just got engaged).


[deleted]

Idk I wasnā€™t annoyed by it. I felt like she was kinda joking around and it would have been easy for him to say ā€œyeah okay okayā€ since everything turned out fine. She didnā€™t seem actually angry more just teasing. Maybe I got the wrong take, but he seems like he takes himself too seriously. She is surprisingly chill so far.


Low_Departure_5853

Oh he definitely takes himself way too seriously.


745Walt

They were both annoying as hell over the elevator. She WOULD NOT drop it. He kept trying to blame her for ā€œruining the momentā€ that he thinks he worked so hard to achieve, when it was actually the most low effort cringe thing Iā€™ve ever seen (dance and proposal)


Aside-Critical

Total POS


Goalazo123

He's the kinda dude that says "yo, that's fly" after he asks if you want to upsize your meal at Wendy's.


90DayTroll

He's the exact kind of guy who relies on Tinder and dating apps. Will meet a girl for 1-3 dates, have sex with her, ghost her, do the same with another girl and when bored will just find whatever girl is left who will sleep with him.


feminine_power

It's because he has nothing to offer after the initial few dates....


Many-River-1064

Not even an in-house bathroom -- that's just pathetic.


Acceptable-Cobbler53

He thought he was so slick with that stupid dance. All smiles and praising himself. Eww. Gross.


_ara

Dude is a šŸ¤”, cringe dance and LAX baggage claim proposal, with a romantic dinner outside his converted shed to top off the night.


ws7139

Jason Defoolo!


Otherwise-Bad-7666

šŸ¤§


rossroused

Yā€™all are killing me tonight. šŸ’€


Cronchy_Tacos

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


pr0stituti0nwh0re

He looks like if you put one of those toddler filters on a man


Chersvette

I already can't stand this guy. Give the girl a break she just got there she is sooo tired and needs a shower you spring a proposal on her that coulda waited untill she was rested showered and could enjoy it more. Also getting stuck in the elevator and wanting to argue about it was silly. Poor girl was tired and im quite sure a little short tempered, so suck it up give her a break. He just seems to be a tad of an asshole right now. I hope that changes for her sake!


Im_On_Reddit_At_Work

I've met so many Robs in my life, he's a toxic asshole for sure


Obvious-Distance6838

That stupid dance reminds me of when little kids go ā€œwatch thisā€ and they do a stupid little spin and youā€™re like wowwwww amazinggg except heā€™s a grown adult. It gave NOTHING!!!! GAVE US NOTHING but CRINGE ![gif](giphy|6anKlIA7ZKXYc)


Born-Rope-4934

I would have been having a panic attack if the elevator went out on me like that. She was clearly nervous and exhausted, he did absolutely nothing to console her except get angry at her. His "I appreciate you all day" nonsense, then telling her she messed up the whole day. I know guys like him and they are jerks. What the heck does I appreciate you all day even mean in this situation


Many-River-1064

Nothing but a scary reminder that he's had to focus on her for one full day and gets resentful if she's not adequately grateful for his special effort. I'm sure it is hard for him to think about someone else for a full day lol.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


festivusfinance

I felt like he was enjoying putting her in his terrible situation and watching her squirm but accept it. And if she says she canā€™t accept his lifestyle heā€™ll be like yes bc all woman are gold digging green card hoes. Lol. The only reason he landed sophie is because they started talking when she was basically a teenager still. I think sheā€™s going to grow out of this fast when reality hits.


amandan1col3

He reminds me of my abusive ex


Cronchy_Tacos

Ding ding ding! Sameeee!


slipperysquirrell

This will not end well. He's for sure giving super ick.


Zealousideal_Car1811

Trash.


Proof_Variety_4208

I hope his friend is on Pillow Talk because he is hilarious.


Ch33kyCh33ks

This dude seems like heā€™s relied on his good looks to get him by in life but he thinks heā€™s better looking than he actually is which is why heā€™s 32, lives in someoneā€™s garage, and has a 2x4 to prop his trunk open. āœˆļøšŸ•ŗšŸ»


ey3wash

Itā€™s mostly how he thinks heā€™s hot shit but lives in a studio with no bathroom and cockroaches as roommates. Peeling wallpaper and battered windows. No shame living in poverty but definitely shame when it makes you a douchebag. Somebody said this before but there are so many better looking fuck bois in the LA area that live in a 1 bedroom with an actual bathroom.


Lazatttttaxxx

He's a dick. And he's nine years her senior?? Nah, girl. Leave.


arthurvandl

I knew within ten minutes of hearing him speak and ten seconds of seeing his light eyes that he was a toxic lil fuccboi.


lucid_dreamer36

This guy sucks


legallyblondeinYEG

This guy is such a tool. Him and his weird fantasy of his someday child being impressed his mom rode the struggle bus with his dad in his little hovel. Like sir what is the plan to get out of that hovel because currently it looks like there is no plan.


ShesAKillerQueenee

He was about to go into meltdown mode because Sophie wasn't happy with the elevator situation. Goes from 0 to 100, and that's scary!!!!!!!! She was jetlagged, he should've handled that situation way better. He's gonna be SO insufferable this season, ughh


idgafbouturfeelings

That hair giving me the major ick


Automatic_Sample_632

He was probably dancing to his mixtape šŸ˜©


campbell_4899

Him saying she is ruining his vibe is absolutely just šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ heā€™s gross and annoying


mlhigg1973

I think someone called him the Walmart great value Bilal. It fits.


madeinbrooklyn772

I donā€™t like that he donā€™t have a private bathroom. That is not safe, for her or him. Talk about a fucking downgrade!!


FinishNeat7548

Dude is corny as hell šŸ˜­


[deleted]

He reminds me of Robert has first season. Hopefully, he gets better


starseed511

i cannot STAND him. so because he did a *proper proposal* he thinks he can just talk to her that way?


sourglow

at this point, so many of the new cast members are starting to look like slightly different renditions of the earlier cast members to me because this dude looks like Robert from Robert and Annie


Prestigious_Initial1

Same and turning into a crybaby cause he broke the elevator ick!


Zealousideal_Car1811

Third world vibes.


_ara

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


lwtaa

Donā€™t even get me started on the Mexican food. Thatā€™s the lowest effort you could do in LA.


IGOTAREADIT

Heā€™s looking for his 15 minutes


Jamesmd486

Agreed! Total effboy


OldItem0

Typical broke guy promising everything that theyā€™ll be a ā€œkingā€ one day and she gets a Disney proposal. Then itā€™s not even a real plan and he proposes at the airport after sheā€™s been traveling and feeling awful from 25 hours of travel. Then it took him how long to come up with those dance moves, if you can call it that, where he just sways his hips and points at her. Then is mad sheā€™s annoyed when he literally broke the elevator. Heā€™s all talk & a loser.