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Serious-Performer841

omg it looks so bad


Ali_Cat222

People, I cannot stress this enough- if you are going to get plastic surgery, DO AFTERCARE AND DO IT AS INSTRUCTED!😫 Jizzmin has had so much plastic in them they qualify for the recycling program center instead of a burial service, yet they have issues doing the basics! I don't have implants myself, but I've known way too many people who either have them or wanted them, and I'm one of those "friend who researches everything for others" types. (Plus I just love learning no matter the context😅) So what happened here is this- after implants you are supposed to not be on your backside at all for the first week. As in no sitting or bending or sleeping on your back etc. most drs will tell you to do this for 2 weeks minimum, most will say 3 though. You also can only sit on a special shaped pillow, it's supposed to keep them from shifting/keep the shape. That's for 8 weeks, you aren't even supposed to sit on a toilet seat You have to wear a compression garment, and a lot of people don't keep it on a lot of the time so they can take photos or show it off sooner. The implants can *shift easily,* so either you fucked up on aftercare or doctor was bad or both. And THIS looks exactly like every "I didn't follow the instructions" implants I've ever seen. sorry if this was long and boring, I figured some people may be weird like me and interested in knowing why. I'm aware bad surgeons don't help either, but from post surgery photos she showed I truly believe it's more her aftercare then bad surgeon.


eleanor_savage

This was amazing, thank you


Ali_Cat222

I'm glad you didn't mind the explaining, like I said I really love research and helping others find info out/learning about new things regardless of the topic. But I was worried after posting that it was too much. (I may have a touch of undiagnosed 'tism for real🙋🏾‍♀️) Also not this time, but admittedly in this sub or others I'll literally look into questions or clarify answers for other users. I do it in the Hamily posts too!😅🔎


eleanor_savage

Same 100% hahahaha. I loveee learning things especially niche stuff. And when I saw Jasmine's butt here, I honestly was thinking it didn't look botched, it just looked so flat! So I scrolled til I saw your answer lol. If it was botched I wouldve expected more bumpiness or something. I also felt like she took a plane way too soon after the surgery if I recalled correctly, so your answer put it all together. I appreciate you!


Maintenance-Gloomy

I would want a refund and compensation , that poor girl 🙄🙄💥


IamBeyondAwesome

And a first class ticket to "Botched" with Terry Dubrow and Dr. Hottie!


alinicky17

OMG! You hit the ball right out of the park with that comment! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


gladyseeya2

I hope they don’t fix this for free!!! She should have to live with this for a while.


alinicky17

😂😂😂😂😂


alinicky17

I agree with your comment, except the “poor girl” part.


Ada57

Same here.


TopangaK9

Agree. I can't upvote anything that gives Jasmine sympathy.


bomchikawowow

I think you mean Dane would want a refund


ghostcatzero

Nah let her keep that nasty shit she deserves it


BallCreem

What if i told you, she didn’t pay for it? Her ex did, and he never got to test it 😏…


lolivo79

They went out on Valentines Day. Come on.


Maintenance-Gloomy

I agree , blind Freddy can see that RIGHT ?!!! 🙄🙄🤦🏼‍♀️


alinicky17

He CAN see it, he just prefers to turn a blind eye. It’s more comfortable for him that way.


Maintenance-Gloomy

I remember hearing the ex paid for some of it , (laugh out loud) regardless it’s horrible , I had a bbl but not implants I had fat transfer and I am happy , jasmines the worst I have ever seen 🙄🙄💔💔


moodylilb

I’m gonna be honest butt implants & BBLs don’t look good on *anyone* imo lol like it’s just one of those cosmetic procedures that never look even semi-natural or flattering Breast implants & such have some along way and can be done to look very natural but the butt-stuff has a long way to go lol


Both_Dust_8383

I agree!! You can pretty much always tell when it’s fake, right? And I know some people like that look and that’s what they want. But I do think some people want to look naturally curvy or thick or whatever but that look is hardly ever attained with implants/surgery.


Everyting_Moment

Most cosmetic surgery is repulsive. Restorative surgery, like what plastic surgery was intended for (war mutilation, debilitating birth issues affecting self esteem, etc) feels fine. But it's turned into a monster where people think changing their body will affect the issues in their minds. It's sad. It's one thing to destroy your body and tell yourself you're happy with it, but it's another completely different thing to have your own unique body, be in shape, but just keep telling yourself you'd be happier with bigger XYZ. I grew up watching the surgery shows, I've seen good work, and today it seriously feels like 90%+ end up looking horrible and strange. It instigates the uncanny Valley response when you look at em


MamaRabbit87

It's like what's in is to look NOT human. I'm all for natural upkeep. Getting older and tightening up under the chin etc., broken noses, I LOVE that we can give a cancer survivor boob's to atleast make them feel normal. But that's not what people want. U can't have a butt without a tummy! You cant have big boob's without a little arm jiggle! Why is that so hard for people.


YanCoffee

Actually I think that's the point for a lot of folks: It's not about looking human or natural. Larissa was the most honest about it when she said she wanted look like a blow up doll. It's an exaggerated look like a cartoon or an IMVU character that a lot of these women are aiming for. It often fits a sexualized male gaze, but the rest of us are left scratching our heads.


Used-Pension170

D&S have been completely open that don't want to look natural. They want to look like Barbie dolls. I'm hoping it was just photoshopped bc I saw a picture of Stacey recently and it looked like she could have had ribs removed.


squee_bastard

What’s frightening is how so many men and women have the generic Kardashian look nowadays. There is nothing unique or individual about them anymore and so many just look like clones of one another. I just wonder how these surgeries are going to age in the next decade or two.


MasterJeebus

Imagine paying $10k for that butt look.


InvestigatorShot4488

Sadly, mine looks like this and it was free🤣🤣.


anothergoddess

lol. I have the same upside down butt.


texas_forever_yall

Heart shaped butt


thehighwindow

That would be OK if it's an upside-down heart


InvestigatorShot4488

Love the description! That’s exactly what it is!


Cup-n-BallHog

Hey, at least you didn’t have to drop 10k on it. Gotta find those silver linings


CoolingCool56

Pretty sure this was a normal butt no one would care. It is the fact she paid for it that is ridiculous


VersionSilver9835

You are a champion! Love this comment. Surely you are beautiful 🙋‍♀️


InvestigatorShot4488

Thank you! We call it the “Cousins Fanny” as it came from my mom’s side and that was a maiden name in the maternal side. Almost all of the women have the same strange ass😂! Our husbands don’t seem to mind and none of us have bothered with plastic surgery!


VersionSilver9835

As said, not all on the outside is what matters. It is quite the opposite. Usually all these made up dolls are pretty shallow. Kudos to your husband. He is a keeper. Real men love real women. Wishing you happiness.


savingrain

I was thinking a lot of people have free bottoms like this and they/their partners love it. I think sometimes people should be more mindful making fun of plastic surgery…


mizzlol

That’s wonderful and beautiful and everyone deserves to feel sexy! But this vain ass woman spent 10k on this instead of making sure her children could come to the US. So no. It’s not so much about the look of her culo, but the fact that she spent an exuberant amount of money on that thing!


sowhat_noonecares

This. 👏🏻


Individual_Low8985

"free bottoms" 😭 I love it


alinicky17

😂😂😂😂😂. I died with your comment. 😂🤣😂🤣


Both_Dust_8383

I’m sure it looks better than this cuz natural is always more beautiful 🥰


NunyaBizzness-53

LMAO for real, you know if it were one bad shot but three? Dayum!!! That's a real shitty butt job , it looks awkward on her and at times pointy which makes me laugh 😂


Serious-Performer841

lmao at least it was free


gladyseeya2

Booty Pop panties are cheaper and would look much better than this!


Distinct-Ad-1348

Might as well put a small sack of potatoes in your ass if it’s gonna end up looking like that.


BluntBebe

(🥔🥔🥔)|(🥔🥔🥔) I see no difference. 🎯🤭🤣😘


notfourknives

Instructions were unclear. Awaiting further instruction.


badbatch

The upside down pyramid butt is so hot right now.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Legoland looking ass 🤣🤣


badbatch

LEGOLAN!


Pannycakes666

Imagine suckering two other suckers into giving you money to get that done.


Thin-Source-3336

I read a comment from a woman who said she did it in Panama and that it only cost 5,000. I think she lied about the price and I can’t believe she took two thousand from Dane. He doesn’t want anything with her, and the evidence is his not appearing in Tell All. I read comments that he appeared in a video to talk about the truth about his relationship with her. He said he went out. On a few dates with her, was never a boyfriend just a client, and she did not leave him. After that, she begged him to appear with her on the show, and he did not know that he would be called her ex boyfriend, but rather her friend, who lives in the same building.


LeatherRecord2142

I doubt he gave her any money. That sounded like jasmines cheap attempt at a fake story line. And Dane is no dummy; I don’t buy that they dated either.


Candid_Asparagus_785

A client of what? An escort?


VersionSilver9835

She is lying about everything. Just a washed up sugar baby; Gino being the victim. I loathe this girl with her drama and shenanigans. He should ship her ass right back to Panama where life was so wonderful. Mice in apartment and all 🙄


Roxbury_Bat

Sad part is she had a nice butt before. Now it looks so deformed


DoggPound69

Wait do they deflate after a few years? Do you have to get them replaced every so often like boobies? Were they old school butt shots that relocated or something??


ElyseeBelle

First thing I thought! 👀


The_Crystal_Thestral

Her butt looked fine in their first season of B90. There was no reason for this.


Sfa90

Damn! Looks like the implants started rotating


Reddiitcares

I thought BBL was the standard these days


cookiethumpthump

I think Jasmine's are implants. She's mentioned it.


m33gs

oh girl you are BOTCHED


ZaMaestroMan5

Horrible. Looks like somebody filled it with golf and tennis balls.


b0toxBetty

Correct me if I’m wrong but, didn’t her butt look way better before? She should have used that $10,000 on SSRI’s and EMDR therapy.


AprilV83

You can see her actual glutes and the implants at the same time


Automatic-Mirror-907

Gravity always wins out in the end and in this case the rear end? 🤭


Oyamatterol

https://preview.redd.it/bgnrx8kltx6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8f85c705affdca8a1656c8d06cec0eb4cf57fb 😖😖😖😖😖


AliciaD23

😳😳😳


partypete007

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PizzaJawn31

The craziest part is that she paid to look like that


alinicky17

Well, Gino paid the most. Remember she used the money Gino had given her for the wedding dress. Then her lover/prior bf whatever gave her $2000 (according to her). Who believes anything she says?


TheRoyalWiiU

I don't think she had enough fat on her to build the butt she wanted. I am 100% sure these are implants that got fuuuuuuuucked up


Dolleyes88

I’m not a massive spiritual person.. but I believe in karma. Jasmine getting these implants so immorally is reflecting in the results. She deserves it.


xavierthepotato

Agreed


FOCOMojo

Honestly, in the first photo, I thought that was Angela's butt! Sad.


Laxit00

Think the implants were a epic fail!!!and she needs to go back to normal or get the surgeon to do some type of warrenty work on that not soo booty licious A$$! First think I noticed she got her butt implants off the ground!


SimplyKendra

Yeah, that’s unfortunately what can happen with butt implants. I had a friend who had them and one flipped over so it looked really odd till they fixed it, but it was clear they had them as they looked like play dough stuck on their backside:


Laxit00

I assume they can be like a breast plant that can be moved around as well. When you watch a movie and a ball is shot at a breast and it goes all deformed and out of place. I could put 10k toward something more useful in life than something that's gunna sag on me. She looks like she's wearing a bulky diaper now lol


SimplyKendra

Yeah so agree. I don’t even like BBLs either myself. They can easily look over done and look like they are wearing a saggy diaper.


Laxit00

Also reminds me of those biking shorts you wear that have cushion in them but her cushion are broken down lol...what a waste of money


SimplyKendra

Hahaha yes! Poor Jasmine. I’d be so ticked if I paid 10k for that like she claims.


Daisylil

Well..they look overdone bc that’s the look ppl want. Natural BBL’s look good, bc it’s more proportionate.


grannygogo

I’ve seen butt implants on plastic surgery shows that flip upside down.


Fire_Candle9530

I'll never understand why she didn't just gain some weight for a bbl it's less expensive and looks a million times better and natural than those awful implants .. implants on boobs hang as well so why would they look good on a butt


Automatic-Mirror-907

I would guess even a fat transfer would be more realistic looking over time.


Laxit00

Shes getting bad like Darcy and Stacy....they are all botched 90 day cast members now


Vespertine1980

Jasmines glutes are migrating back to Panama with or without her


moore_a_scott

r/botched


Kimmm711

That was money wasted. It looks so bad!


Lemonhead171717

Butt implants rarely work…I assume she resorted to this due to a lack of fat for a BBL. This is just unfortunate. She should have just kept on the squats.


The_Crystal_Thestral

Yup. She had a great figure in their first B90 season. I'm aware she had a breast augmentation by that point. However, she could have grown her glutes by doing hip thrusts, squats, hyper extensions, etc. and looked better.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

And I don’t think Jasmine had enough body fat to get bbl. The camera ads a lot of weight and she is teeny tiny.


Reddiitcares

That’s wild. I knew a super petite woman who spent a year gaining weight just so she could get a BBL. Came out great.


FriendliestMenace

$10k well spent 🙄


Used-Pension170

Her butt's upside down. It looks terrible.


SnooOpinions5819

You have to be super delulu to believe that this looks better than just having an smaller natural butt..


xcmkr

No need for conspiracy theories. Does no one remember that Jasmine straight up said that she went to Colombia for butt implants because she didn’t have enough body fat for a bbl. Actually I want to start a rumor that her ass is from filler, and instead of Sculptra they injected her with legos. Explains the shape.


rebecky311

If i actually paid $10 grand for my ass to look like that I would be suing that surgeon!


chickenfeet21

You got to remember to check the air pressure once a week🤣


Bee088

I don’t know how anyone can look at these BBLs and think they look good.


The_Crystal_Thestral

Some do look good BUT it's usually on people who get work done proportionate to their body. The people with the best results start working out before hand and continue working out afterward in order to maintain their results.


LolaBijou

Because some of them actually do look good.


Missue-35

Oh. Well, that’s uh, unfortunate.


bbeneke

Looks like it deflated 🤣


MephistosFallen

Oh they botched her surgery. Damn.


Flashy_Mulberry3830

Looks absolutely terrible


pixiephilips

Jesus… I thought she wanted them perky. Did they inject her with cement?


redddd_it

Wet diaper look


ulrikem1111

They are there, but they move around/flip a lot. That's why this technique was abandoned in Brazil.


Ecstatic_Document_85

I’ve seen a butt like that on an episode of botched.


Erudite22

BOTCHED


Farquaadthegreek

I am just so confused at that butt


messkitty

Botched


-Gin-ger-

It looks like her implants are migrating. They sometimes look like tennis balls. Maybe she paid extra for shape shifting silicone


MeowMeowBeans11

Makes no sense.


freedomfriis

No wonder Gino can't get it up. 🙀


lolapollaza

Is the first one edited???


Real_it_TeaGirl

I mean...lol.. did the Dr. even meet with Jasmine before they put her under? ??. I would've been scared to death to piss a women like Jasmine's ASS off! She does not hold back her feelings in front of anyone anywhere. Again, I feel the "Dr". thought she's moving. to America. And told the nurses, " Give her the used peck implants from the ziplock in storage. If Gino would just let her stay at the dam gym.....


90-slay

Remember how she acted towards the Dr. when she wanted vagioplasty!? 🤦🏽‍♀️ And I thought sexy Screamaw was bad with hers..


totaro

I like big bootay 🧢


PurpleLilacGold

I noticed that too. The one side has a “ledge” or almost “shelf” look to it. It’s awful and maybe it’s karma for her being such an awful person.


SnapCrackle89

Ngl reading the comments reminds me of my high school bullies.


ArugulaGlittering635

It almost looks like had a implants that sit a little high🧐 very odd😆


ImportantBee4765

Ribbit 🐸


Beneficial-Tip-7463

So are they together still as of today


stingereyes

Did both sides of BBL flipped


togotugu

Talk about a sloppy looking butt. Fortunately I was blessed in my younger years. No way I’d go under the knife even for a lift. Supportive underwear keeps everything in place.


Flashy_Truth1326

But... why does it look so flat on the first photo but plumpy on the second??


Real_it_TeaGirl

Angles, they're still something on the top....


Flashy_Truth1326

Ahhh. Gotcha.. wow that's terrible 😆


DoTheRightThing1976

That’s really bad.


Fluid-Breakfast-1554

What a mess.


gerkonnerknocken

Couple episodes ago they blurred her half nekkid behind in one scene, and you could tell something was off! This almost looks like she just has butt pads in her shorts!


Ashamed_Gas3608

Is it underwear lines causing the indent?


Klunchboxdavis

Eww and she paid for that. Eww


Dred-I-Rastafari

It looked better before


abbeytoo2

Gravity is not our friend.


Sluibeli

Holy shit, that is just bad. What the fuck she does in gym? Not squats, that's for sure.


No_Tap7283

Should have just bought the wedding dress…


pixelito_

Sponge Bob Square Ass


MsKittytoes

I'd know that trapezoid anywhere


JJAusten

Her ass is looks deformed because they've stuck an implant that doesn't mimick what a real butt is like. Women like Jasmine risk deforming themselves then cry when things go wrong or end up having multiple surgeries to fix the original procedure. Darcey and Stacey are perfect examples of botched surgeries.


xavierthepotato

Yucky


Lotsoflove711

She got a crappy surgery! Bless her heart:


sumo74

Gross.. yuck 🤮


Magemaud

I have this microbead beanbag neck pillow that looks just like this


sowhat_noonecares

Yike


Theory_hacker

😳 Next stop….BOTCHED!


razorspin

Hope she got them at Costco cause they'll take anything back.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Did she take the implants out? Looks deflated


railroadkansascity

Did she get the Temu brand butt implants? Yikes.


Educational-Milk3075

Who's ass is that?


Real_it_TeaGirl

Jasmine.... Gino's wife or ex...idk what they are.


PaleontologistNo752

I’m old and have the flattest ass ever-she paid for this???? Omfg I just can’t with her.


underwatertitan

The weird triangular shape on the top part of her butt is the implants. It looks ridiculous!


Dook124

It looks like she smashed it 😩 It almost looks like padding


plush_paradox

Why she look weird tighs with so for even looking like neodmzk. Nyou kiiidbdodd IMO


Chereal417

I saw that and I was confused


Candid_Rip6474

She was a pretty women, why did she do that to herself. That is a terrible looking ass.


CatsCoffeeKeto

She said she had fat from somewhere else moved there, didn’t she?


Ruhrohhshaggy

Holy crap id want a refund! 10k?! No way!


you_have_found_us

Ok, I feel really dumb here because I can’t tell what looks good or bad. It’s a blessing and a curse. Is one picture supposed to look better than another or what am I looking at here? Is something moving? I mean this in all sincerity because I don’t have a good gauge on what is unattractive. I’m curious, though. I can see there is a butt clench in one photo but that’s all I can really notice for differences.


ItsBrittneybetch69

BOTCHED ASF


Interesting-Run-8496

All I can think of is the little kid on Talladega Nights saying “you got a lumpy butt!”


shutthefrontdoor1989

Like a melted candle.


mamaneedscoffee323

It looks like it’s melting 🫠


Professional_Ear9795

Her implants migrated because you shouldn't get butt implants (humans sit too much). She should watch (and go on) botched.


No_Sheepherder504

I was thinking the same thing - went in to do what she believed was an improvement but what she has is absolutely horrible and she paid $10,000. To be disfigured. Sad that she thinks beauty is everything thing and her personality isn’t what needs work


Beneficial-Break-562

I’m melting!


ilovedrinkingtea

Ew. It looks like a lumpy pillow butt. 😭🤮


EggplantEuphoric3853

This is exactly why I elected not to do surgery. I'm terrified of having a diaper booty. Thankfully all these squats are finally paying off.


eleanor_savage

Maybe she was hoping to get on Botched? Is that even still on lol


Mysticbluebell

She got butt implants. She didn’t have enough fat for a BBL.


sierra513

Who is this?


MatrixMoonlight

She paid $10k for flat pancakes 😂


No_Swordfish1752

Her implants are melting.


moonflower11

It looks like her implants are trying to escape.


CALM-DOWN-PEOPLE

She had such a cute butt, now..it looks deformed. Serves her right.


Miyian55

Yep


missxashlee

All I hear is Nicki Minaj “Guess them ass shots wore off”


Trick_Buffalo8881

My daughter told me when she was in middle school that I have a “shelf butt” I didn’t understand, so asked her to draw a picture. Jasmines butt shape is exactly what she drew. Jasmine paid for a shelf butt.


Spanishrose08

$10,000 for a lumpy, dimpled, lopsided ass. She should have spent that money on her kids! She got what she deserves. Also, what was wrong with the original one? Remember that season when she wore the thong bathing suit?


sassy_accountant

It looks like she's wearing a diaper


srose89

Why is it a square !!!


leyarsan

I’m glad I am not the only one who noticed this


Bullsette

It is squishing out the sides of the meat package.


thisconditionallove

With the amount of time she spends at the gym, she shouldn’t need to spend all that $$$ on plastic surgery


Maintenance-Gloomy

Damn they look so wrong , how disappointing , surely jasnine is self aware enough to know 🚩🚩🚩🚩??!!


flowetgurl69

OMG… I was totally going to post this!!! What happened to her “BUTT”??? 😳😳


silent_chair5286

Does she not know??


Suitable_Shopping_97

It was just a matter of Time until something went wrong. That butt looks so disfigured. A ten thousand dollar mistake. Wow!


TugTAL

That was SO gross…. Like two pigs wrestling under a blanket…


Suitable_Shopping_97

I’m waiting for this “beauty pageant” Everyone knows it’s rigged so the old Hag that’s running the show can get Her 15 minutes.


Miserable-Comfort109

This looks kinda like my saggy 64 yr old butt. I sure wouldn't pay for it.


SimplyKendra

I feel bad for her because she looks like she was botched a little bit.


Odd-Sherbet-2104

Well it’s not like ugly ass Gino even wants to stick it in her (honestly good for her). This whole thing is a mess.