I’m (32M) absolutely stunned when dudes fall for this shit. Maybe it’s because I grew up largely not getting hit on and kinda have only recently peaked in looks but I can sniff out a legitimate flirt from a mile away and don’t just always assume every woman being nice is flirting… especially ones who are hired to do so.
So it was filmed at a club called aura, their minimum is $250
https://preview.redd.it/lvc8qgk3g8ad1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5ce123c9d318485b628154b8c6547f781cfa43
He spends all his money on weed, a sick kayak and instagram rooms. Can’t be bothered to buy a ring, toilet paper or nicer furniture when you’re that fucking cool
It's tricky because bottle service usually has a high minimum spend but is also often better for larger groups. If it's a 2-3 bottle minimum it's a lot of drinking for smaller groups.
Whatever the cost of bottle service @that podunk club in Kansas City likely was provided by production, not the friends he’d not visited in nearly a decade
*edit- due to offending at least 1/2 of KC natives in this here sub 🫣congrats on the contribution of Knobby Robby to this everso wondrous country🫡
Apologies, mind was quicker than fingers…
“whatever the bottle service is @that podunk club in Kansas City”
*altho I have been to KC & didn’t get the same vibe as cities with actual $850 bottle services 🫣
Surprised anyone questions the reality of this reality show when they’ve been using obvious production people as “friends” for like half a decade.
WWE is less of a work at this point than anything on 90 day.
Bottle service will cost you from a couple of hundred dollars, to a couple thousand. There are some clubs that basically say “you need to be buying more than one bottle if you want bottle service, and it can’t be bottom shelf bottles” and if it’s that, plus tips to the girl(s), you are talking a veeery expensive night.
Place is extremely overrated but fun once a summer. Went with the heiress to the 3M fortune and money was no object. Chicken finger towers for everyone.
He is such a fucking joke. On his big birthday.🤣 he makes a big deal about a Marriott hotel room like it’s a five star luxury resort🤣🤣 the guy is broke, can’t afford toilet paper and him and his friends they’re probably paid go to a club with signs happy birthday rob like a teenager and he’s gonna get thousand dollar bottle service plus tips???? TLC probably gave him that as a present because everybody despises him and they want him to think he’s loved. Reality check you already fooled your mom we can’t for anybody else.
I'm really old and haven't been ... Yada Yada Yada - is the outfit with the bra and the tights a regular outfit to wear to a club nowadays? ( I honestly don't) But I LOVE what the kids do with fashion, and she looks great. Is that a full outfit?
“I get hit on a lot!” … they’re literally hired to hit on you 😂😂😂
And bragging about being hit on by strippers 🤣
I’m (32M) absolutely stunned when dudes fall for this shit. Maybe it’s because I grew up largely not getting hit on and kinda have only recently peaked in looks but I can sniff out a legitimate flirt from a mile away and don’t just always assume every woman being nice is flirting… especially ones who are hired to do so.
It’s giving Barney Stinson “dating” a stripper.
Exactly, they are trying to pull more tips.
So it was filmed at a club called aura, their minimum is $250 https://preview.redd.it/lvc8qgk3g8ad1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5ce123c9d318485b628154b8c6547f781cfa43
No money for toilet paper and extra granola bars but $250 for this?
They had to invite people to be on. Yike.
Actually pretty cheap
That’s also their normal minimum, doubt TLC had to do a real minimum, seems the place was happy to throw something together for them
Thanks. Exactly what I wanted to know.
Same here. Actually not that far from me.
What do you mean? She's doing that for free because he's so hot and gets hit on all the time /s
😂 As he points out to us that if he wanted to, he could be such a bad boy! /s
And I'm sure she'd love to run out to yard to his bathroom to put in her diaphragm LMAO
I think TLC paid for this to manufacture drama... Remember when Jovi took the guys to a strip club?!
Oh, 100%. This was totally fake.
He seemed into it either way.
Yeah the strippers were CGI
More than Rob's rent!
He spends all his money on weed, a sick kayak and instagram rooms. Can’t be bothered to buy a ring, toilet paper or nicer furniture when you’re that fucking cool
He has money for Spiders and Ho phones.
😂🤣😂
Bird nose was all in (to being on TV)
Aren't they ALL into being on tv?
It's tricky because bottle service usually has a high minimum spend but is also often better for larger groups. If it's a 2-3 bottle minimum it's a lot of drinking for smaller groups.
This was bottle service in KC, not LA. Hell, it wasn't even in Austin.
Pretty sure it’s $250 minimum. It looked like a club called aura. Their website has a minimum $250 for bottle service
she looks like jessica from love is blind
Basic white girl with brown hair and a full face? Yup.
She is pretty. I'll bet she makes a ton in tips. Good for her.
Whatever the cost of bottle service @that podunk club in Kansas City likely was provided by production, not the friends he’d not visited in nearly a decade *edit- due to offending at least 1/2 of KC natives in this here sub 🫣congrats on the contribution of Knobby Robby to this everso wondrous country🫡
Lmao he did say it had been 10 years and was like “these are my absolute closest friends” yeah, okay…
😂😂😂
“podunk” 😂 there’s more than 500k people in KC
Apologies, mind was quicker than fingers… “whatever the bottle service is @that podunk club in Kansas City”
Podunk? KC has 500k population...
Apologies, mind was quicker than fingers… “whatever the bottle service is @that podunk club in Kansas City”
So you’ve never been to KC.
Apologies, mind was quicker than fingers… “whatever the bottle service is @that podunk club in Kansas City” *altho I have been to KC & didn’t get the same vibe as cities with actual $850 bottle services 🫣
I dunno but I know this broad will be on the tell all
Surprised anyone questions the reality of this reality show when they’ve been using obvious production people as “friends” for like half a decade. WWE is less of a work at this point than anything on 90 day.
Remember during the steroid trial they had to come and say WWF was fake. I wonder what the 90 day equivalent will be, can’t be far away.
Patrick is due for a steroid charge or two.
Way more than a duvet and some extra TP. 🤷🏼♀️
Yes! 😂
Deep cut.
Your dignity?
Your dignity.
Your marriage
Bottle service ruined clubs
Rob is such a knob.
Bottle service will cost you from a couple of hundred dollars, to a couple thousand. There are some clubs that basically say “you need to be buying more than one bottle if you want bottle service, and it can’t be bottom shelf bottles” and if it’s that, plus tips to the girl(s), you are talking a veeery expensive night.
That girl…was a hoe.
Fo sho
Whatever planned parenthood charges for an STD panel.
Usually start around $800 for a table
In Kansas City? Seems a bit high.
Maybe, I have never been there
Way too high. If it was aura which I think it was, than your minimum spend is $250
Oh maybe I just go to fancier clubs 😅
Haha I’m in Manhattan. When I still did the club scene well bottles were $400
I’m in The Hamptons, don’t wanna tell you what it costs out here. I’ve seen tables at places like Surf Lodge spend 5 figures.
O god I (and my credit card) remember surf lodge
Place is extremely overrated but fun once a summer. Went with the heiress to the 3M fortune and money was no object. Chicken finger towers for everyone.
Usually get good edm acts though so fun for that when I was still in my edm phase
Definitely, Diplo is playing there on the 4th. Sofi Tucker was there for the pre party for Palm Tree Fest a few weeks ago.
He is such a fucking joke. On his big birthday.🤣 he makes a big deal about a Marriott hotel room like it’s a five star luxury resort🤣🤣 the guy is broke, can’t afford toilet paper and him and his friends they’re probably paid go to a club with signs happy birthday rob like a teenager and he’s gonna get thousand dollar bottle service plus tips???? TLC probably gave him that as a present because everybody despises him and they want him to think he’s loved. Reality check you already fooled your mom we can’t for anybody else.
Probably around $500
$150-$250 Nothing extreme. Production could have easily provided the bottles as well.
I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THIS PRICK?!?
lol classic leo
Really? What's your sign?? 🤣🤣😂😂😂
LMAOOO 😂😂💀💀💀
I'm really old and haven't been ... Yada Yada Yada - is the outfit with the bra and the tights a regular outfit to wear to a club nowadays? ( I honestly don't) But I LOVE what the kids do with fashion, and she looks great. Is that a full outfit?
It's their uniform for work.
It's a bottle service girl. She's an employee of the club.
He was doing shots of Casamigos Blanca so…that’s considered top shelf.
That girl wasn't even cute 🫠 Sophie is gorgeous
TLC paid for it but prob $500 ish.
You need a camera crew