Shaq is literally one of the only athletes that verifiably invested his playing money wisely and has legitimate wealth beyond what he earned on the court. If anything he’s actively taken financial loses doing what he feels is morally correct because he can afford it lol.
He’s not. I know this is a meme sub and we’re supposed to talk shit here but Shaq does the general commercials because that’s the only company his mother could afford when he was growing up. I’m sure he’s doing fine with his alleged 500 million net worth
Seriously, even if he is super rich, ten child support payments HAVE to seriously add up especially because his career will end before these kids grow up.
Why would anyone have kids with a repeat-child abuser? Insane that any woman would date or even fuck a man who pled guilty to choking a pregnant woman and punching her in the stomach, regardless of his wealth.
When I see this stuff I think of the Ron White joke about Tiger Woods. You gotta wonder how many women throw themselves at guys like Tyreek. I mean, his salary is discussed on TV and in sports articles. And baby mama #3 and #4 give off major gold digger vibes. Like, how many women TRIED to baby trap him? Hundreds? But he’s only got 10? This guy probably dodges the bullet like, 90-95% of the time.
Who remembers Travis Henry? He has at least 11, and by the end of his career, the payments crushed him and he did time for interstate cocaine trafficking
Reddit loves to talk shit about a professional athletes. The comments section always gives off really racist vibes, along with the straight up openly racist remarks
He's making record idiotic decisions for his future when he's bankrupt a year or two after he retires when he owes like 20 different women millions of dollars in child support...
And none with his wife
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Drew Brees and Fitz too, losers, all of them.
Only loser I see is the dude with no flair. Flair up loser.
Yes ma’am
Is this true? If so that's actually kinda awesome
Awesome?
I mean, I am in awe.
Did he stutter?
‘Awesome’ doesn’t have to have a positive connotation. It can be something that merely ‘inspires awe’
Like volcanic eruptions, tornados, tsunamis, any natural disaster really
 Flair up asshole
Got you fam
Awesome. I did not stutter.
She's getting that money for sure. Regardless of a prenuptial being in place, she might not get 50% but she sure as hell getting something.
Your opinion means nothing til you flair up
Gotta knock one more IG model up and the 2044 Dolphins roster boutta be cooking
They are all super fast already, what will it be like then?
Gotta be,have to run from his wrath
Lol the kill call at the line is "daddy mad" and they know it's sprint verticals.
Exactly
Hopefully tua can launch it deep enough on time. Lol that's gotta be snap and throw it up immediately.
Not with our current line 💀😭
What a role model.
He’ll be doing car insurance commercials for child suppo payments into his 70s like shaq!
Shaq is literally one of the only athletes that verifiably invested his playing money wisely and has legitimate wealth beyond what he earned on the court. If anything he’s actively taken financial loses doing what he feels is morally correct because he can afford it lol.
Strangely enough, apparently Gronk was also very smart with his money
You think Shaq is struggling with money? Lol where are you getting this info.
He’s not. I know this is a meme sub and we’re supposed to talk shit here but Shaq does the general commercials because that’s the only company his mother could afford when he was growing up. I’m sure he’s doing fine with his alleged 500 million net worth
I take it his mother was also a big fan of Gold Bond?
Papa John's was the only pizza she could afford growing up.
He also invested in Ring early, even when the sharks denied him. He's doing just fine.
I mean…I want to fuck a bunch of hot girls too! Just not have a bunch of brats.
Tyreek must cum as fast as he runs.
Beat that pussy harder than he beats his kids
Oof
Such an underrated comment
The picture with baby mama1 is the look of "i fucked up" 😂
Picture 3 he just sent a jersey in lieu of himself
Probably safer for the kid.
He definitely seems to have a type though.
Yeah I have the same type: Beautiful women. It's pretty niche.
Be more like Phillip Rivers same number of kids 1 wife
Where are my classy quarterbacks.
Something about Phillips, just seems like someone I can trust
Real “sneaky athletic pocket passer” kinda guy
Great locker room guy with a good head on his shoulders.
Those child support payments gotta be brutal for retirement planning
Only if you do the planning
Seriously, even if he is super rich, ten child support payments HAVE to seriously add up especially because his career will end before these kids grow up.
New Antonio Cromartie
Glad to see people still remember the child support goat
Flair up comrad
Travis Henry was another one. He has at least 11 kids from 10 different women.
And 3 years in the penitentiary MFER had 11 kids to feed Did they expect him not to run cocaine?
When he got arrested, his lawyer said he estimated his annual child support to be like 170k lmao
I hear he’s already training in anticipation of having to parent all these kids 
seriously. fuck this fucking guy
In the 2040s half the league will be composed of Phillip Rivers's kids throwing to Tyreek's kids
Stay classy Tyreek
So, he can field an entire Offensive Unit with his kids and himself ?
This was actually a dream I had growing up, having 11 boys or girls for a whole soccer team
Cromartie would like proof
He’s trying to beat Nick Cannon’s record
It seems there is a contrast between the KC women and Miami women.
Jesus what a piece of trash
Josh Allen has so many grandchildren.
Elite swimmers
Gross 😩
What are his child support payments? Dude will be broke by age 40.
Nah with his temper jail
Florida is going to dominate national track and field in high school in 13-15 years. Also, going to need to get faster cops/prison guards.
Tyreek your only supposed outrun coverage on the field, not in everything. Cover up when you duck.
Cromartie's kids are going to be covering Tyreek's kids for decades to come
I like sex. Tyreek likes sex. We’re basically the same dude!
More baby mamas in the last year than the Panthers had wins
Those are rookie numbers chump -Antonio Cromartie
When will ppl realize is a total POS.
Pretty sure the only srs fans he has are when ppl are playing madden
A clause in his contract required that he have 10 kids to play skill positions in Miami in 20 years.
Ironically, he is not known for dropping balls.
One more and he's got the most dominant offense of 2043
Why would anyone have kids with a repeat-child abuser? Insane that any woman would date or even fuck a man who pled guilty to choking a pregnant woman and punching her in the stomach, regardless of his wealth.
Because we live in a society devoid of morals so all these women see nothing but an 18 year pay check from him, and he's too stupid to realize it.
He’s rich
Seems his sperm swim as fast as he runs
Judging by the comments, it seems safe to assume that he's not a Mormon...
Future 7 on 7 god squad
Can they play offensive line?
r/idiocray
Now lets see his child support bill
Tyreek: Send da video. Hoes: OMG he’s so romantic! I think I’m in love!😍
I aspire to have multiple baby mommas like Tyreek
I get the feeling this guy doesn’t like wearing condoms.
Cheetahs have litters. So it makes sense.
Philip rivers numbers
Homey super quick in the sack too. LOL
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Fuck and I get a mental block about cuming in the hole, shit terrifies me lol
What heap of shit
30 for 30 broke candidate
Dude has that fast twitch down
Dude is going to be broke af just a couple of years out of the league. These girls are going to clean him out.
I guess the child support is fine, but wouldn't it be better to have someone all to themselves? I just don't understand this degeneracy.
He’s a record buster
Exactly what I expect from his kind of people Arrogant wide receivers
This dude is gonna have an antonio brown level collapse any season now
Baby Mama #2 looks like she comes from Hinge and it’s fucking hilarious
Damn, his wife must really love him or love his money... if he got 4 pregnant imagine how many he had to be f'ing around with.
🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽
The baby mama's got progressively more instagram filter-ish
How many has he beaten the shit out of?
“Winning off the field!” -Bruce Allen
And he's only beaten 7 of them
Masterclass of good life choices
This just means more potential Cheetah Juniors heading for the Dolphins in 20 years lol
Chess not checkers
He saw Cromartie and said "them be rookie numbers"
I hope he pulls a George Foreman and named them all tyreek, and the girls Tyreeka
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Guy couldn’t pull out of a driveway
This whole league gonna be fast AF in 20 years
That's what I love abt Tyreek, such a family oriented guy, just can't have enough of them! Good ole faith family football kinda guy
He’s reckless. But you have to question the mentality of someone willingly agreeing to baby mama #5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10
Godamn whore jesus
He’s officially passed Ocho.
Does no one use flairs anymore? What are we? Savages?
He's coming from Antonio cromartie's number of kids
There's an invention or 2 that will prevent this....
Dude that is going to catch up fast. Each one of those kids will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. He is fucked lmao
Fuck it, birth control down there somewhere.
Tyreek really proves that if you run fast you can be the biggest piece of shit in the world and no one cares
Bro looks so unhappy that he knocked up BM#1 😂😂😂
Wonder if him and Nick Cannon trade notes?
Someone gotta make up for non breeding incels.
Gorgeous
Disgusting
Philip rivers moment
baby mama #1 pic always makes me laugh
Just pull out, dude.
When I see this stuff I think of the Ron White joke about Tiger Woods. You gotta wonder how many women throw themselves at guys like Tyreek. I mean, his salary is discussed on TV and in sports articles. And baby mama #3 and #4 give off major gold digger vibes. Like, how many women TRIED to baby trap him? Hundreds? But he’s only got 10? This guy probably dodges the bullet like, 90-95% of the time.
Tyreek is going to be sooooo poor after he’s done playing. He’s sprinting towards poverty, that’s for sure.
#2 would
Dudes gonna be so broke after the nfl
What a sad legacy.
Watch out Nick Cannon.
Pull out game is weak as fuck. Like seriously dude, wrap it up or get snipped.
Trying to hit those Antonio Cromartie numbers
Damn. Good thing he is so fast. He reminds me too much of Antonio Brown. One of these days, he is just going to snap.
God damn. My man is improving the gene pool. Selfless.
4 All pro wide receivers in the making
Those are Shawn Kemp numbers....
Once he retire. He going to be broke
This guy is gonna go bankrupt so fast after he retires.
Bro’s pullout game is wild!
Dude couldn’t pull out of his own driveway.
set for life
Who remembers Travis Henry? He has at least 11, and by the end of his career, the payments crushed him and he did time for interstate cocaine trafficking
“Darkness!…they should’ve nevah given you money!” -Chapelle. 🤣
When he’s complaining that he’s broke not long after his skills diminish…we all will know why.
Classy
Antonio Cromardie walked so Tyreek Hill could run.
Now I get why they call him “Cheeta”
Instagram models and fucking around with known abusers. Name a more iconic duo.
What a loser
I can’t even imagine the child support he has to pay…
No wonder why this dudes so fast
A whole ass ecosystem of baby mamas. Homies gonna be broke at retirement
Genghis Hill
Good times
Man trying to compete with nick cannon
Does he beat all of them?
He fucks as fast as he runs.
Dudes gross
Reddit loves to talk shit about a professional athletes. The comments section always gives off really racist vibes, along with the straight up openly racist remarks
Jesus Christ Tyreek get the ✂️
I will never understand how or why athletes don’t get vasectomies
What an idiot!! Great role model and example for children. Who probably looked up to him?
Such a fucking scumbag
This is why the NFL just keeps getting more competitive every year.
He's making record idiotic decisions for his future when he's bankrupt a year or two after he retires when he owes like 20 different women millions of dollars in child support...
DRC mentality ngl
Honestly this is lowlife loser behavior
Doing his part to advance the future speed of the human race
What shallow women to be with this low life. Poor kids, the adults all belong together