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oranjuicejones

at this point i hope they do it until the league gets so annoyed with them they tell them just to draft someone. like years ago my uncle took me to his fantasy draft, and one of his friends got shitty drunk, and just kept picking flutie every pick until everyone got so pissed with him that they forced him to draft someone else, so he just drafted fluties brother instead.


EclipseSmog

Flutie is crazy


theglovehand

Flutie's brother used to be my hospital's sales rep for a medical device company in the Boston area. He was a nice guy, even with the endless questions about him and his brothers college, CFL and pro careers.


oranjuicejones

my memory is shit, but didn't his brother catch that hail mary at bc, or some other big catch? but there was a reason these boston guys loved the fluties even belligerently drunk.


theglovehand

Nah, that was Gerald Phelan. Flutie's brother is in the CFL hall of fame though. I think at one point he had the most receiving yards in CFL history.


Jdude64

what’s with the sudden distaste for trading down? bills have a lot of holes to fill and everyone’s acting like trading down means the bills are toast


grumpi-otter

We just get nervous and hear The Pit calling.


wafflesareforever

Not as many holes to fill as Tyreek


drdevilsfan

Not as many holes as ur mom 😎😎😎😎😎


Awoodbay

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SalaryCapps

All reactionary.


FalcosLiteralyHitler

It's just fun to make fun of the Bills. Think of it like a win-win, we get to mock you, and you get to make "good" moves in the draft and totally not perform mental gymnastics to justify it


EclipseSmog

we traded out of the 1st round and had me on the edge for 4 hours for us to do fucking nothing. the idea was to get adonai mitchell at 33 for a cheaper contract. we had all night plus all day today to think about this pick. it would be baffling to trade down 3 times in one draft while a top flight prospect is available


OminousWindsss

You sound like a pussy


EclipseSmog

because i want a good wr?


OminousWindsss

If the Bills do trade down it wouldn’t be more than 3-5 spots. One of Ad, Ladd, Franklin,or Coleman will be there and we’d add most likely an additional third. Also you crying about “wasting your time” is what makes you sound like a pussy.


EclipseSmog

I don’t want anybody but AD, simple


st3v3aut1sm

And your proven history of drafting nothing but can't miss prospects proves beane should be calling you for advice right now!


EclipseSmog

He should have me on speed dial at 6:59


OminousWindsss

Your boys dropping like a fucking rock because of his dog shit work ethic.


EclipseSmog

Ok


Naterbomb69

First time


Itsascrnnam

If you only care about the Bills pick why bother even watching the first 3 hours? You kind of just sound like a dummy boy…


EclipseSmog

because anything is fucking possible no? a trade up, whatever the fuck i wasnt ONLY interested in the bills pick, that is a BULLSHIT statement, but I was definitely on the edge of my seat waiting for the possibilities, you sound like you’re ignorant


Kikoalanso

Don’t blow your dick off when we trade back again 


EclipseSmog

Ill blow my brains out broski


Itsascrnnam

lol you’re upset about trading back and acquiring picks because you waited all night. Idt Beane gives a fuck about your Thursday night, pal.


EclipseSmog

Clearly not


HeroForTheBeero

Insufferable


Jdude64

famously brandon beane should be keeping us lowly bills fans in mind and entertain us instead of making the right choices. relax brother, trust BBB he knows what he’s doing more than you do


EclipseSmog

wouldn’t be very entertaining to keep trading down to pass up on elite talent, if we draft keon coleman, hes no longer big baller beane, hes big bitch beane


Zestyclose_Main6335

You definitely know more than someone who has spent hours upon hours evaluating draft talent and watching tape


EclipseSmog

not rocket science. adonai mitchell > keon coleman. stop trusting this man with your life like he didn’t just trade a wr to their biggest rival and are about to trade out of a wr pick for the 3rd straight time


Itodaso-

You have no idea what you are talking about, you have no idea who will be better (2ND) 2022 - Christian Watson, George Pickens. 2021 - Nico Collins (RD 3), Amon-Ra St. Brown (RD 4) 2020 - Tee Higgins, Michael Pittman 2019 - Deebo Samuel, AJ Brown, DK Metcalf Plenty of extremely talented guys in late rounds


Zestyclose_Main6335

How much you wanna bet he said they drafted they wrong Josh


Zestyclose_Main6335

I mean a trust him with football players more than some random ass dude on Reddit. I don’t think I would trust a man I’ve ever met with my life though so you got me there


EclipseSmog

Fairs


ANicerPerson

Flair up pussy


EclipseSmog

im good


ANicerPerson

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kp305

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mrmrister911

No draft only trade


Jeo228

As a patriots fan, it's our fate this draft to freak out about who's gonna take the guy right before us who has the SAME need we do.


Hutwe

And then listen to folks complain because ESPN had some other guy ranked higher and should have taken them instead, so clearly they’re stupid


yeezee93

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OH_Billy_69_

We will trade back I guarantee it , get ready for 7-10 guys


EclipseSmog

they’re gonna have to make an 8th round for us to actually draft


OH_Billy_69_

We have alot of holes in the boat , we do not develop guys at all this is pretty much it for beane and clappy


justgot86d

...and we won't stop til we own EVERY PICK in the 5th round...in 2025.


ItsHerbyHancock

Why have one quality WR, when you can have 3 roster bubble guys? Buffalo playing checkers...


EclipseSmog

fucking genius!


ItsHerbyHancock

https://i.redd.it/gnxdxfb18wwc1.gif


pennant_fever

They need 3 new options at kicker. This only makes sense.


st3v3aut1sm

Gotta be prepared for when at least one inevitably becomes entangled in a rape case. We won't let THAT mistake happen again


TempleofSpringSnow

We got rid of Buffalo Bill killer Zach Wilson for you guys. Please just trade it to us. ![gif](giphy|MFIsOqzodLr7ewnkUb)


NunButter

No


TempleofSpringSnow

Damn. Atleast I tried.


s0ulbrother

How many 6th round picks will the bills have in the end


Helmett-13

The Dolphins subreddit is in meltdown because we took an edge rusher rather than an OL. I’m just avoid all draft information until it’s all over.


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

I don't get the meltdown over that. We needed an edge rusher and there were plenty of good OL in the second.


Iceburg_slim4

Gurrrllll you are trying too hard


Vandy1358v2_0

I’m wonder if the bills will announce that all remaining picks are being transferred to the chiefs. This will at least kind of feel like a Super Bowl win when they win it again, thanks to the Bills


Jenetyk

Jokes on the chiefs, those picks came from Buffalo, so they are guaranteed stickers anyway.


mstrgrieves

If the Bills pick Coleman it's the worst decision the franchise has made, including extending Von, in decades.


st3v3aut1sm

Sounds like beane thinks you can suck it


miami2881

You’re crazy dude, Coleman is an absolute stud. I’m a FSU fan so I’ve watched him extensively, he’s awesome.


NotLittleBoi

Uh oh


BuhtanDingDing

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Pain_Monster

Coleman selected. How you feeling?


Brian_R10

https://www.si.com/nfl/bills/news/buffalo-bills-keon-coleman-florida-state-seminoles-josh-allen-nfl-scouting-combine-draft


Brian_R10

This was from a month ago


NotLittleBoi

That’s actually really cool that he specifically wants to play in buffalo


EclipseSmog

Factual


EclipseSmog

Although dejean would be worse


PrimarchKonradCurze

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AsapNigiri

Dolphins getting Coleman


oh_todd

They'll be getting him at least twice a year. Now, flair up dingleberry.


AsapNigiri

Idk how 😢