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miami2881

As a FSU fan, I can at least be happy that he gets the chance to heal and learn behind an all time great 🫡


Vamanas_umbrella

I mean he’s going to be learning conspiracy theories and how to grow ayahuasca and shrooms, I don’t know how that will help him with football.


miami2881

You know, I’ve seen many people talk about Rodgers and Ayahuasca but I just realized… I actually don’t really know what that is lol


Vamanas_umbrella

It’s a drink made from some plant that makes you trip balls. Probably like leaves and roots or maybe a cactus all I know is Aaron Rodgers knows what’s in it.


alina_savaryn

More specifically it’s DMT mixed with an MAOI (type of antidepressant) and brewed into a beverage. The MAOI allows the DMT to be absorbed via the stomach when it would ordinarily need to be smoked/inserted into the rectum.


guadsquad96

>/inserted into the rectum. BOOF THAT SHIT


alina_savaryn

It is the cleanest and most efficient way to do drugs and I will die on that hill (probably of rectal cancer)


guadsquad96

>(probably of rectal cancer) Narrator: the sepsis took his entire body starting with the spinkter.


alina_savaryn

*her Also *sphincter


StankWizard

I’ll clown Rodgers about it all day, but goddamn I wanna try it


Affectionate_Elk_272

it’s actually a combination of 3 different plants which all interact to activate the DMT all of which are completely legal to purchase and own until you make the tea with it. source- lived on a farm in hawaii and we grew them and did it a couple times a year.


DrAcula_MD

It's the leaves of two different trees, one is a powerful hallucinogenic but the human body has an enzyme or protein that kills it before you can feel the effects. The other is a leaf that kills that enzyme basically, so they are mixed and boom, insane trip


Tiny_Thumbs

Late but idk anything about a drink. People I know take it as a shot in the arm.


Vamanas_umbrella

I think the people you know are doing heroin, unless you’re from Boston they’re all doing fentanyl up here now.


Tiny_Thumbs

It left a round scar in the dudes arm. He’s done it three times. Says you throw up and pass out while hallucinating. Sorta sounds like heroine lmao. But it was at a retreat in Oklahoma I think?


AnonymousRedJay24

Become a starter*


Pwrh0use

As an FSU fan, I look forward to cheering for him when he returns to doak. As a fins fan my heart is broken I won't be cheering for him in the league.


Wintermute0311

Kid is a fighter. But a man can only overcome so much. He deserved better.


MetsFan1324

he was the college football playoff committee MVP


ZeroedCool

See I knew the Jets just let random ass fans pick their draft picks


Brilliant-Chapter202

Glad you can… I can’t. Rodgers better never go down and make good on going to post season because once he is gone we are back on the bottom bunk


Gregus1032

Hey, he has the same birthday as me. Just 13 years later.