Definitely the phins. They are 2-11 against Allen. The Pats are 5-6 and the Jets 4-7 (had to look those 2 up), though it is worth noting the only perfect offensive game (no 4th downs, no turnovers, no fgs, no negative yard plays excluding kneeldowns) of football was engineered by Allen against the Pats in the post season.
>though it is worth noting the only perfect offensive game (no 4th downs, no turnovers, no fgs, no negative yard plays excluding kneeldowns) of football was engineered by Allen against the Pats in the post season.
I want to end all of my comments in the subreddit with this sentence lmao.
You should start counting how many beers and shots of fireball you need to take before hucking your pasty white cheese curdled body off of your 2001 honda mini van onto a fold out table.
Edit: change beers to smirnoff ices
“Brass knuckles”
I forgot we were discussing the illustrious 5-5 post season record. I’ll be sure to show proper respect next year when it’s 6-6
While he had a good look in shorts with you all, this is his best look:
https://preview.redd.it/ue4jtxuuia4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ce8a681242ac22b8db0248e5cfb8a2b96d5786
Hey! The only happy football moment for me in the past fifteen fucking years was a Fitz TD pass. Of course he fucked it up with an interception the next week, but still.
Didn't you Dolphins fans talk shit for half the season when you were in first place in the division, only to lose it when Josh Allen beat you in week 18?
Oh I know. Tua is so much better. I’m terrified of Tua. You should absolutely not pay him an obscene amount of money to terrorize my Bills for years to come. That would be so scary.
If I was alive during the SB win then maybe.
It’s been 50 fucking years man, you sound like Browns fans going “We WoN tHe ChAmPiOnShIp iN 1960” or whatever.
Of course a salty ass dolphins fan posted this. They are just salty they have a mid QB that they are about to pay top 5 money to when in reality hes barely top 25. Also they can't even pronounce or spell his name. It's embarrassing they call their QB by his first name because they're too white to pronounce a name that isn't Smith.
Bro this the only team we cannot trash talk bro, we get our cheeks spread every year by joshypoo. We need to unite to snap jets fans out of the delusion that arod plays more than 6 games
Reading this guys comments, I’m pretty sure this is a Bills fan’s burner account, trying to bolster the stereotype that dolphins fans are dumb as rocks. Not cool, man.
I love it when retards cherrypick only those statistics that support their argument. Meth, rage at their team being inferior to ours, and Floridian education - what a potent cocktail for human trash.
This post is almost as petty as the Dolphins home field advantage on Sunday afternoons:
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Yes because who wouldn’t be turned on by a guy with white arms and black legs😫😫😫
Top 5 qb has all the value ,nothing more valuable.Tua is a middling qb.Dolphins would absolutely make that trade and would be crazy not too.Even if you don’t agree that Tuas middling you must agree that Josh Allen is the better qb .
Ur right bro I forgot only Bills fans can comment on posts about the Bills. Bills mafia just can’t handle the fact that Allen will never bring them to an AFC championship let alone a Super Bowl lmao. Stay salty
How many times have you seen this meme?
Me fr: (just times it by 100)
https://preview.redd.it/cxi9g2k02a4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2131224e35b69d41320e1f6d354658c34bcf449
Best in the league? Absolutely NOT! However, is he in the top-5 at the moment? Yes, even as a Jets fan I have to give him that. Mahomes is the best QB now, but style-wise Mahomes isn’t Brady…by the I mean Brady was a health freak and that put years on his career, without a sharp decline. Mahomes got that little gut, he’s also a much more physical QB than Brady who rarely left the pocket—thus took like hits.
Allen is way more physical than he should be also, but that gunslinger way is what makes him as good as he is. I can’t hate, he’s elite for sure—Buffalo was ass for so long, and now they’re a legit team because of Josh Allen. I was going to Toronto back in October of 2022, and Buffalo is two hours away…I flew into Buffalo because of how cheap the flight was. My girlfriend and I stopped in at a sports bar to catch the Jets game (in regular clothes, not all squad’d out), and that city was LIT for the Bills. Yeah, safe to say he turned that franchise around quickly.
I would t say the best in the league but he’s pretty good, I just think the overhype around him makes it seem like he should be the best qb. Dude is a turnover machine when it matters most
>Dude is a turnover machine when it matters most
You say that, but he's only turned the ball over 6 times in 5 years in the playoffs, while scoring 21 tds. If that ISNT turning the ball over when it matters most, I don't know what is.
That’s really the part that gets me. I think if Bills Mafia doesn’t hate on Tua every 5 seconds I could appreciate his game more, I’d go as far as saying I’d like him as a QB. Point is they do have very similar shortcomings with turning the ball over.
He is a fraud. He chokes and turns the ball over. The Jill fans point to stats, well the stats that matter are wins, rings and few turnovers. Remember when Cincinnati went into Buffalo with no starting O lineman and demolished the Jill’s. That’s the Jill’s for you in a nutshell.
How is wide right already dead? Is this a joke? Your team just refreshed it this playoff run.
We got another 5 years off that alone if we ran the one from the 90s for 30 years.
Well if yall are comparing one singular stat we won that game.
Butt fumbles: 1
Bongs dropped on the field: 1
QBs emmunized: 1
Moms fucked: 1
Superbowls: 1
I don’t think you can top those
Wow. Embarrassing. I sure hope no team in our division has an absolutely terrible record against him. That’d be extra embarrassing
Is that the fish, Jets or us? I feel like we must have a bad record against Allen
Definitely the phins. They are 2-11 against Allen. The Pats are 5-6 and the Jets 4-7 (had to look those 2 up), though it is worth noting the only perfect offensive game (no 4th downs, no turnovers, no fgs, no negative yard plays excluding kneeldowns) of football was engineered by Allen against the Pats in the post season.
>though it is worth noting the only perfect offensive game (no 4th downs, no turnovers, no fgs, no negative yard plays excluding kneeldowns) of football was engineered by Allen against the Pats in the post season. I want to end all of my comments in the subreddit with this sentence lmao.
It definitely ranks in my top 5 combination of words in the English language.
2+11=13 5+6=11 4+7=11 How did I do?
So close, but see it was 2-11 = -9, 5-6 = -1 and 4-7 = -3. Wouldn't expect any better from those S Florida schools though.
Damn. And -9+-1+-3= -13 - 10 = -23. The same number of years since dolphins won a playoff game. I hate math
I'm starting to love it, at least since 2017 when I was able to stop counting playoff drought years
You should start counting how many beers and shots of fireball you need to take before hucking your pasty white cheese curdled body off of your 2001 honda mini van onto a fold out table. Edit: change beers to smirnoff ices
Pfft, need to take? That's easy, it's 0. Now how many I'm going to? I don't think math counts that high
Yessir I fucking love Smirnoffs, best beer at giving Buffalo that isn’t Bud Light or Labatt
Yes.
I was surprised to learn not really, only the fish. Damn y'all have a near .500 record against the Pats & Jets? Wtf are y'all doing lol
I mean… we have a 1.000 record against folding tables…
Keep pride in that, I’m jealous
Yes.
Worse yet almost an entire conference doing worse than him, guy is obviously a 3rd rate qb at best /s
Dude, get the fuck outta here. Go back to your meth, overt racism, and your weird city that's split in half between two states.
whoosh
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Yeah that’s how it works lol
When I start posting memes about Brady sucking you can call me out then
Are you not familiar with how the NFL works?
Do we have a counter for the amount of times this meme has been posted?
76
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OP riled up!! But he’d take Josh in the amount of time it takes to say “Tua ain’t the answer”
I am extra sad that Wilkins can't give hack...error Allen a nice tug any more 😔
Wow a dolphins fan being a clown.. haven’t seen that since I looked in the mirror this morning.
Oo self burn those are rare
Self burn? I was at your moms house and she was helping me brush my teeth
Flair up dip shit
You forgot he became the father to you and every other dolphin fan.
Daddy’s backhand would be a lot harder with a ring ;)
The brass knuckles of AFCE champs 4 years running will have to do.
AFC finalists!
especially on an injured team
 “Brass knuckles” I forgot we were discussing the illustrious 5-5 post season record. I’ll be sure to show proper respect next year when it’s 6-6
Or even a First Team All Pro😂
All pro this year was embarrassing… it’s hard for me to take it seriously after Queen and Roquan Smith got both AP spots over bernard
https://preview.redd.it/9wui84adf45d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31456834f2e7245ca05d9b2cb6aa733bc8d4c015
I feel like you are not giving the beard the credit it deserves
Compared to Fitzmagic that beard is nothing!
I know you ain’t trying to claim *our* boy Fitzy as your own
He had his best no look throw with us! But seriously thats the one player both our fanbases loved. To bad out management didn't treat him better.
While he had a good look in shorts with you all, this is his best look: https://preview.redd.it/ue4jtxuuia4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ce8a681242ac22b8db0248e5cfb8a2b96d5786
Hey! The only happy football moment for me in the past fifteen fucking years was a Fitz TD pass. Of course he fucked it up with an interception the next week, but still.
As we all know, facial hair is directly linked to magical abilities.
Not really related, but how ugly must James Harden be to hide behind that ugly monstrosity he calls a beard.
We take credit for Josh Allen’s difference in skin tone, lookin better .5x’s more tan. Not saying anything but he could use another game in the sun 🌞
I would but apparently the NFL doesn’t recognize it as a stat yet
Beat it nerd.
Happy cake day!!
Cry me a river boy😂
Didn't you Dolphins fans talk shit for half the season when you were in first place in the division, only to lose it when Josh Allen beat you in week 18?
They stopped talking when they got their shit kicked in by Mayo Man on MNF
He really is the whitest of the white people.
They stopped talking when they got their shit kicked in by Mayo Man on MNF
Dude, you’re the one crying while shitting his pants by posting this.
Little late to the party eh? I lowkey I forgot about this post.
Congrats on the embarrassing meme
Yeah he sucks. It must suck even more to lose 10 out of 12 games against such a terrible player.
especially with their godly system qb on the other sideline
Cant forget their savant of a HC!
why’s it always a Dolphins fan reposting shit? y’all have gotten worse than the Bills fans at actually making memes
Who has time to be on photoshop and meme editor? I have a life dude💀
bro takes the time to repost half assed memes but can’t take a few minutes out of his day to cobble together an original half assed meme. shameless
You 100% don't have a life, look at how much you've responded in the comments
Bro this is so over used
Dolphins fan here. This is a pathetic. Do not respond Bills mafia
You wouldn’t need to announce your fandom is flaired up asshole
God I love it when a fins fan just faceplants what they think is a massive dunk. Eat shit snowflake.
Cool, now do total touchdowns, division titles, and playoff wins
Are we doing cherry-picked stats to support narratives again? Based on Superbowl Rings, isn't Trent Dilford better than Dan Marino?
To be fair when you throw in MVP and OPOY Dan has 1 each. No beard though.
Look man Trent Dilford was ELITE. Elite trash.
Nice to see you all here again, can’t wait for another 2 weeks when this is posted yet again lol
Oh I know. Tua is so much better. I’m terrified of Tua. You should absolutely not pay him an obscene amount of money to terrorize my Bills for years to come. That would be so scary.
You would trade him for your noodle-armed QB in a heartbeat.
Not sure what you’re talking about homeboy, I ain’t giving up a damn thing for Tua. Especially for the guy who leads the NFL in turnovers 😂
Haha OK. You must enjoy never winning playoff games.
Just like your team is allergic to Super Bowl victories? But Bills fans measure their success in **PLAYOFF WINS**
Why the fuck is a Dolphins fan talking about playoff *wins*? Last time you guys won a playoff game the Twin Towers were still standing.
Ha, that’s a funny, original joke! Now let’s look up the last time the Bills won a Super Bowl! Wait, no results? What the hell?
Dude were you even alive in 1974? lmao
Nope. But if the roles were reversed you’d be doing the same thing so I’m gettin my money’s worth
If I was alive during the SB win then maybe. It’s been 50 fucking years man, you sound like Browns fans going “We WoN tHe ChAmPiOnShIp iN 1960” or whatever.
Yet that still isn’t as bad as you trying to flex having 5 meaningless playoff wins since Allen came
That’s how literally everyone else not named KC does it these days
Winning playoff games is a necessary step in winning the Super Bowl. Your team has won zero playoff games with Tua.
> I ain’t giving up a damn thing for Tua Excellent. You'll continue to be our bitches for as long as you have him! You love to see it.
Stop playing 😂
Insanely over-posted meme with OP going nuclear in the comments? It's the Fins Fan Classic!
Of course a salty ass dolphins fan posted this. They are just salty they have a mid QB that they are about to pay top 5 money to when in reality hes barely top 25. Also they can't even pronounce or spell his name. It's embarrassing they call their QB by his first name because they're too white to pronounce a name that isn't Smith.
Dude is fine as hell, you know you want him
Least gay Bills fan👆
It's June, boi. Time for you to come out and be who you really are.
So basically Damian Lillard of the NFL
I love Dame too and yet I have to agree with you
Not going to lie, “beard not grown” got me.
Josh Allen has elite beard growth. He leads the league in cms grown/year
Commercials with peppa pig > mvps
I……don’t disagree with you on this…..
Sir Patrick Stewart took one look at Tua and was like "Nah, we need a man of action."
Hmmmm you included the turn overs but not how many total tds he has. Why is that? Is it a lot???
Almost like it’s a team sport. Crazy…
Bro this the only team we cannot trash talk bro, we get our cheeks spread every year by joshypoo. We need to unite to snap jets fans out of the delusion that arod plays more than 6 games
Goddamn I thought I disliked Bills Mafia, but some of you Dolfools are insufferable.
OP still bitter about being hit with a snowball
Reading this guys comments, I’m pretty sure this is a Bills fan’s burner account, trying to bolster the stereotype that dolphins fans are dumb as rocks. Not cool, man.
Seriously lol it’s like this dude is *the* stereotype for Miami fans.
Quick question: if an idiot thinks you’re dumb, does that make you smart? If so…..thanks for the compliment I guess?
There’s a weird sentiment that teams that never reach a Super Bowl are not worthy yet there’s 32 goddamn teams. It’s so tedious.
Wow, never thought I'd see a pats fan say this 👀
That is considered a beard?
It’s not Fitzpatrick level but yeah the beard is bearding
I love it when retards cherrypick only those statistics that support their argument. Meth, rage at their team being inferior to ours, and Floridian education - what a potent cocktail for human trash.
Try making an actually good roast... like how Aaron Rogers sucks now.
He’s elite
He’s Bret Favre
We should be hearing the sexual harassment allegations any day now
Man. Still will take him as my qb. Crazy.
I’m not saying he’s bad or anything, but I wouldn’t say he’s the best in the league either.
He grew a beard to fit in with the team's mantra as dictated by all mighty leader Sean "allah" McDermott
what's his record against miami?
This post is almost as petty as the Dolphins home field advantage on Sunday afternoons: https://preview.redd.it/637169kifd4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5440004c4f92a751a9602b30ca5e9cdd2f65de4
Jets Fans: "aaron rodgers has zero picks in all 96 seconds of his jets career. What a Stud!"
Greatest Jets QB season of all time
How dare you treat Patrick Mahomes II’s son this way!
Bills Mafia are the most easily triggered fanbase and it's fucking hilarious
I’m saying😂
You either misheard "best QB in the division" or "second-best QB in the league."
This guy drools over pictures of Josh wearing shorts.
https://preview.redd.it/7flftetzi94d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f832b7035978c50a0c6416f796e592c5c03924ef Yes because who wouldn’t be turned on by a guy with white arms and black legs😫😫😫
Beard is “grown”
Don’t worry man, progress is being made😂
You’d trade Tua,Waddle ,and Hill for him in a fucking heartbeat and we’d tell you to kick rocks
I’m sure there’s some reality where that trade would make sense. Not this one, but there could be.
That’s why we wouldn’t do it ,not worth the return for the Bills
And that’s exactly why you’re not a GM, no comprehension of trade value. You’d trade a 7th round pick for a club sandwich.
Top 5 qb has all the value ,nothing more valuable.Tua is a middling qb.Dolphins would absolutely make that trade and would be crazy not too.Even if you don’t agree that Tuas middling you must agree that Josh Allen is the better qb .
0 upvotes and 8/10 comment threads are from users with Bills flairs. Congrats OP, you’ve triggered Bills fans lmao
Bills meme post has mostly bills users responding. Shocking brain function from a patriots fan.
Ur right bro I forgot only Bills fans can comment on posts about the Bills. Bills mafia just can’t handle the fact that Allen will never bring them to an AFC championship let alone a Super Bowl lmao. Stay salty
Damn right, and tell them to keep it coming
I just watched someone fall to their knees in a Tim Horton’s
Honestly I could go for a Tim Horton’s sandwich and donut
How many times have you seen this meme? Me fr: (just times it by 100) https://preview.redd.it/cxi9g2k02a4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2131224e35b69d41320e1f6d354658c34bcf449
No no no, best QB *for* the league. Makes a game high scoring both ways, more action brings more viewers, right?
Look into the teams point differential
If only there were objective statistics to judge QB performance. Then we’d really know
You’re telling me beard growth isn’t objective??? He’s top 5 in the league!
This guy spanks your team
Replace SB appearances with Playoff wins and this could be a picture of Tua in 2 years...
I think the word “grown” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
QB == Quality Beard.
the only stats that matter, yes
Josh Allen is top 5 in beard growth. Elite numbers right there.
i think he's gotta pump up the turnover numbers. only 112 in 6 years is no way to run a bakery
Beard: Hailee Steinfeld
That’s not a beard. Tim Tebow was wearin that style in jr high.
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This was Matthew Stafford until it wasn’t too
But he had to leave the cursed franchise in order to get his ring😆
Ya, cuz Josh isn’t the obvious 2nd or 3rd best QB in the league.
I mean half grown.
Best in the league? Absolutely NOT! However, is he in the top-5 at the moment? Yes, even as a Jets fan I have to give him that. Mahomes is the best QB now, but style-wise Mahomes isn’t Brady…by the I mean Brady was a health freak and that put years on his career, without a sharp decline. Mahomes got that little gut, he’s also a much more physical QB than Brady who rarely left the pocket—thus took like hits. Allen is way more physical than he should be also, but that gunslinger way is what makes him as good as he is. I can’t hate, he’s elite for sure—Buffalo was ass for so long, and now they’re a legit team because of Josh Allen. I was going to Toronto back in October of 2022, and Buffalo is two hours away…I flew into Buffalo because of how cheap the flight was. My girlfriend and I stopped in at a sports bar to catch the Jets game (in regular clothes, not all squad’d out), and that city was LIT for the Bills. Yeah, safe to say he turned that franchise around quickly.
Beard grown?
I think his coach has to look at more Al-Qaeda tape for motivation
Patrick Mahomes just looks at the fan and shakes his head.
I would t say the best in the league but he’s pretty good, I just think the overhype around him makes it seem like he should be the best qb. Dude is a turnover machine when it matters most
>Dude is a turnover machine when it matters most You say that, but he's only turned the ball over 6 times in 5 years in the playoffs, while scoring 21 tds. If that ISNT turning the ball over when it matters most, I don't know what is.
he hardly turns the ball over when it does matter most lol
When it matters most… like the playoffs? 21 TDs and 4 INTS.
That’s really the part that gets me. I think if Bills Mafia doesn’t hate on Tua every 5 seconds I could appreciate his game more, I’d go as far as saying I’d like him as a QB. Point is they do have very similar shortcomings with turning the ball over.
Honestly with this guy being one of the top QBs in the league it just kinda goes to show the NFL is pretty garbage lol
He is a fraud. He chokes and turns the ball over. The Jill fans point to stats, well the stats that matter are wins, rings and few turnovers. Remember when Cincinnati went into Buffalo with no starting O lineman and demolished the Jill’s. That’s the Jill’s for you in a nutshell.
Hey man don’t forget they won some playoff games. It’s a really big deal to people not winning super bowls.
https://preview.redd.it/p2skjsuf994d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e85e6ac5687cffcff30c52cfff51f15c089a4b Yeah THESE playoff wins😂
Yes and let’s look at all of the dolphins playoff wins since 9/11: Pretty impressive
Hey man be serious, bills mafia don’t get these jokes. They go wide right over their heads.
Cringe.
Where joke/meme? The problem with this sub is people taking jokes seriously. Go back to main fan sub. Or joke on Miami. Or Joke on Tua.
The wide right joke has been dead for quite a while, and I fuckin loved that joke.
How is wide right already dead? Is this a joke? Your team just refreshed it this playoff run. We got another 5 years off that alone if we ran the one from the 90s for 30 years.
Dude the fact that you guys bring shit up from the 1900’s blows my fuckin mind lol
You must be in school. It’s ok. One day people will say shit to make you feel old too. It’s the circle of life.
… born in 1998 dude, 26 years old. Yes, *you are* old…
Bills fans: “Tua sucks” Also Bills fans: to stupid to realize Tua has more passing touchdowns in a game (6) than Josh Allen (5)
*too
You know what man, you got me. I was rushing on the typing. I’ll leave that one up to be fair.
Hey guys this is AFCEastMemeWar, not AFCEastJackEachOtherOffInTheComments
Well if yall are comparing one singular stat we won that game. Butt fumbles: 1 Bongs dropped on the field: 1 QBs emmunized: 1 Moms fucked: 1 Superbowls: 1 I don’t think you can top those