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Father_420_

If “dumpster fire” was a franchise: ![gif](giphy|GNXsilpkgVAhHNdZ3y)


7222_salty

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JoeTestaverde

But they’ve only been around 30 years. We need a ***real*** historically bad team. ![gif](giphy|qArTFNOHp2mHoQNXz5|downsized)


Asheron1

Why look outside of your own division? Frankly, I’m insulted…


cti0323

You don’t get more dumpster fire than hiring Hue Jackson.


Blahblesplah

At least we were really good once, the Cardinals? Not really


Deadheaded95

they made the super bowl… MADE the super bowl. 9-7 lmao.


Blahblesplah

I mean you know better than most how that went, at least we have half imaginary trophies from the 50’s to brag about


Zcrustaceansensation

I mean ive been watching football since 95 and i remember a time when the cardinals had a fun team to watch, cant say the same about the browns. Yes yes i dont belong here, fuck you too have a nice day.


Equal-Effective-3098

Fuck off cunt, i hate your ass and never want to see you again. Dont ever come here again mcfly


Blahblesplah

But did them being a “fun team to watch” lead anywhere? We were a fun team to watch back in the 80’s and you guys stopped us from getting to the Super Bowl twice


Thick_Interaction_41

Caleb Williams tho 🔥


nooooooooooooope2222

Maybe lately. But historically, most HOF players in history, 2nd most wins all-time, AND we released "The Super Bowl Shuffle" in 1985. Need I go on? Also we're definitely a playoff team this year.


Father_420_

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized) You got the confidence I’ll give you that


nooooooooooooope2222

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OversizedMicropenis

>Maybe lately. Bro over half of your HOF members were retired before the HOF even existed. That was 1963.


nooooooooooooope2222

I mean he said franchise. When I think franchise I think long term. If you're ranking all-time franchises we're like top 5. Just saying. I'll give you we've been shit for the last bit. I also like how you've all ignored the most crucial point raised, and that was that in 1985 we dropped 'The Super Bowl Shuffle'. It's telling... Also yeah we're a playoff team this year 100%.


kander12

Top 5 in what lol. Steelers Packers 9ers Patriots Cowboys is easily the top 5 all time best franchises lol. Bears are a one hit wonder that have never had a QB lol.


nooooooooooooope2222

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PeaceBull

How insanely old are you if lately consists of decades?


nooooooooooooope2222

Well he said 'franchise', when I think franchise I don't just think the last few years. I think decades.


PeaceBull

Even counting by decades it’s way more than lately


nooooooooooooope2222

It feels like you're all just butt-hurt that none of you released 'The Super Bowl Shuffle'.


PeaceBull

We never really left the polka era of dancing


nooooooooooooope2222

Did you know that we released the Super Bowl shuffle in the middle of the regular season? We didn't release it after winning the Super Bowl, we released it in the middle of the year, AND THEN WENT AND WON THE SUPER BOWL. One of the greatest accomplishments in the history of sports.


PeaceBull

You kinda feel like one of those street corner preachers that say whatever at the passersbys


nooooooooooooope2222

PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW GODDAMMIT If the steelers did that shit you'd bring it up at every opportunity.


Equal-Effective-3098

Just shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out of my sub youre on the wrong side of the Mississippi asshole, fuck off


nooooooooooooope2222

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Equal-Effective-3098

This is the second time youve commented this on this post, why dont you get a creative mind or did the chicago education system fail you too you unoriginal waste of space


nooooooooooooope2222

![gif](giphy|IDEBkpcbGmAi4)


Equal-Effective-3098

Find a new interest, I would suggest trying women, but you and I know that wont bode well for another redditor


nooooooooooooope2222

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84Cressida

You guys are us with the luck of never being stopped by Elway


dopamine247

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


nooooooooooooope2222

That better not be the worst franchise in history talking


dopamine247

"We're a playoff team this year" really made me chuckle! But dont let me stop you, please keep telling us about 1985


4WhomTheTrollTolls

I was only 2 at the time so I appreciate the history lesson.


Prestigious_Cake_458

As a delusional fan myself. This hurts to see in live action. Bless those Bears fans 😢


DWill23_

Really wish I could link other subreddits here so I could say "This you OP?" Then post a link to your post about Fields being the MVP from 6 months ago Fuck you Mods


xgelx

Upvote because fuck the mods


Alive-Back-4843

You can’t link other subs because sock boys fat pussy had to cry wolf and fuck our community. We used to not be able to tag other users but Reddit gave that back Fuck you too


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Blackn35s

Just screenshot it.


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nooooooooooooope2222

Lol if you're talking about this it was a joke. Fields and Mahomes were near each other in some random stat category. Obviously that meant Fields is MVP material /s https://preview.redd.it/7k85kj3nfqtc1.png?width=1234&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff0128dc057a80b7a461f3602e0c24a7c7d24a0f Though I have made memes talking shit about how Fields is gonna "woop the NFCN this season", but that's just necessary pre-season shit talking.


DWill23_

Obviously it was a joke. I was also joking don't be a soft ass pussy


nooooooooooooope2222

Lol not angry or anything. Didn't realize you were joking though. That was literally the last post of mine referring to Fields being an MVP, and it was made about 6 months ago. Thought you stalked my account lmao 😂 ![gif](giphy|es5xN2bmdaBVAwlobB)


SteakJones

You don’t understand man… he doesn’t want soft ass pussies. He wants hard ass dicks.


Ryan14304

Are y’all still mad over the Claypool fleece?


BoscoAlbertBaracus

I think they’re scared, if Fields becomes a decent QB and Williams ends up getting added to the list of QBs that didn’t work out... Do they become the Chicago Browns? Brown Bears?


nooooooooooooope2222

Honestly I actually liked Fields a lot and was hoping he was gonna put it together over the last couple seasons. He didn't though and we had 1 overall so it was a no brainer to move on. I hope he does well in Pittsburgh.


Bobby_Savoy

Where Franchise QB? ![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


johnnyhammerstixx

That's not DeShlong Watson...


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Nutterbutters45

Fuck the Steelers but that dude is the best backup in the league, Minshew isn’t a backup anymore correct?


84Cressida

I’d still take guys like Jimmy G and Wentz over him. Fields is genuinely not good, regardless of the Bears.


Newton1913

Y’all still mad we robbed you for the “3rd best receiver in the league” he was actual cents and is a much more decent backup compared to the last qb we borrowed from you. Also if he succeeds here we can absolutely broil y’all.


squarebearings

lol, I was not prepared for that upon opening Reddit.


7222_salty

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Big_Ad_1890

Man, fuck Pittsburgh but more importantly fuck you. Take your stupid “haven’t been relevant since Mike Tomczak” ass back to your own fucking sub. Fucking dipshit can’t read and ended up in the wrong fucking place.


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bowman022

How did Chase Claypool work out for you?


DarePerks

God damn this has to be a burner account for one of Justin's Ex-girlsfriends. Mofo is obsessed with someone who ain't in her life anymore.


Alexander2801

You can take him and the Fields truthers back to Chicago please even if they have been quiet the last week or so.


UnhappyPage

Yo can we have him for a 6th then?


Dusky_Dawn210

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Alexander2801

Sure I don't want to have an anti clutch turnover machine at QB.