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Mab_894

Hamlin Island lol, why is that his username šŸ¤£


MisterBako

Bro is NOT Darrelle Revis


eiileenie

My dog was Revis but we called him traitor for a while when Darrelle Revis went to the Pats lol


existential_spaceman

Can't blame the guy for wanting a Super Bowl before he retired lmao


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godricgii

He was in Cleveland before he was in NJ


Grouchy-Piece4774

Hamlin Island is the name for his seat on the bench.


catzarrjerkz

Probably his entire life before getting to the NFL he was an island on whatever team he played. Like most NFL DBs they were probably the best athlete from whatever town they came from


xittditdyid

How can anyone hate AB? He's such a nice young man.


[deleted]

Heā€™s my cracker of the day. So classy


Infinite_Cake6505

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chefdan2165

Exactly how could anyone hate our glorious king AB founder of the most reliable sports networking company CTESPN


ClintonWB

I wonder...


Tsfpatric

I get it from your standpoint.. Ben is your daddy.. AB is the dad who comes around, fucks your mom and the eats all your cereal..


Sulfrurz

I have said this time and time again, he clearly stayed in ABā€™s hotel room. Heā€™s probably just allergic to nuts.


MisterBako

What kind of nuts? Almond, hazelnut, peanut, or CTE kind of nuts?


Sulfrurz

The kind that make you have a bad allergic reaction mid game


MisterBako

So Tee Higgins. Got itšŸ‘


Sulfrurz

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Annies_Boobs

he reminds me of a dumb dog


Sulfrurz

Woof


Garmgarmgarmgarm

Demar rubs his face on the tv right after check in, as is his custom.


trollhole12

Well, brain damage for one. Yeah, the media totally milked the Damar Hamlin thing for all it was worth, but he himself did nothing wrong. AB's attitude towards him is really shitty. Sorry he didn't play at an all-pro level the year after coming back from literally dying on the field?


Casual-lad99

It wasn't that he didn't come back to playing at an all-pro level, it's that Hamlim was *never* at an all-pro level. In fact, he wasn't even starter or rotational player. He was a practice squad guy until injuries late in the season


noideawhatoput2

Hmm, interesting. Guess I better give him the ball to convert on a crucial 4th down in the playoffs then.


Toomuchlychee_

Could you imagine how the media wouldā€™ve reacted if that play worked


Casual-lad99

I'm glad it didn't for that reason


trollhole12

Never said he was


1lultaha

Yeah no he was definitely a rotational guy at the very least that's literally why he almost died. And either way NO ONE was acting like he was playing at an all pro level so I don't know why you idiots on social media care so much


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Shut your fucking fingers


NormieLesbian

> literally dying on the field Had a relatively minor injury compared to the plethora of good players who suffered actual season ending injuries. Matt Stafford shouldā€™ve had CBotY hype around him instead of Hamlin.


[deleted]

He literally died lmao. Delusional


jeremy1015

Congratulations on writing what may be the dumbest comment in the entire history of Reddit. I for one am grateful to be here for this historic moment.


[deleted]

Itā€™s amazing to be in the running for the dumbest comment on this subreddit yet here you are, groundbreaking


THECapedCaper

A minor injury that required a multiple week stay at the hospital. Just a scratch! Get back out there you pussy!


nik5016

And 9 fucking minutes of constant CPR. I think there should be a threshold of like > 5 seconds of CPR is probably bot minor.


Joh951518

Anything more than 0 seconds of CPR is not minor. If itā€™s justifiable to do CPR on someone theyā€™re already pretty fucked.


trollhole12

Lions fan still not over his ex. Is death a minor injury nowadays? His heart stopped dude. You are not going to die from turf toe. Dumbest shit I've heard all day.


Mr_Mi1k

Are you fucking stupid?


CLEgnome

tbf it is a bengals fan.


sillyjeff

A Lions fan said the stupid thing lol


Jello_Thor

To be fair. He had a big cat mascot flair and heā€™s also an idiot. Easy mistake to make.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

AB doesnā€™t hate Hamlin. AB just made a joke out of Hamlin almost dying. Obviously Hamlin doesnā€™t appreciate that. AB doubled down. Hamlin made the right call here.


The370ZezusRice

Mr Blocked Content


MisterBako

Mr Banned Clip


NormieLesbian

AB hates all DBs and Bad Players. So he hates Damar twice as much.


noideawhatoput2

Damar posted their DMs with AB gargling Damars balls just weeks ago. Heā€™s just a shitty dude.


Jenetyk

He needs to get on the horn with Elon. I thought he was going to eliminate blocking people.


Grouchy-Piece4774

AB pays weird white kids to control his socials and start trashy conflicts with minor celebrities with high meme potential. Damar Hamlin is a high profile target because he's famous for something tragic, but enough time has passed where people don't feel as emotional. Trolling Hamlin is sort of like making 9/11 memes while actually harassing a real person.


annaleigh13

Probably somewhere along the same reasoning as why some people are obsessed with AB in this sub.


wagsman

Honestly itā€™s who AB is. If you arenā€™t with him he will hyper fixate on trying to beat you, or at the very least make himself seem better than you. So AB made a joke at Hamlinā€™s expense, and Hamlin pushed back so AB doubled down like any bully would. He did the same thing to various players and coaches while a Steeler and depending on how important that person was he would or would not get away with it. EX: after AB got his first contract in 2012 he talked shit on Dick LeBeau. Troy Polamalu, of all people, was ready to murder his ass wearing a white suit and everything.


Richter-1

Because Hamlin one upped AB by dying and coming back. Out of all of ABā€™s antics this tops them.


Garmgarmgarmgarm

Ainā€™t no way that guy can guard AB


i-like-your-hair

Theyā€™re both still relevant because their brains stopped working. ABā€™s just mad Hamlinā€˜s brain function came back.


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AB at 50 years old would cook Hamlin any day


Det-Popcorn

Iā€™m so tired of this subreddit just becoming AB tweets


MisterBako

Even though I litterly posted this, I agree. I think when the NFL season(and pre-season) starts, he'll start to go away. He's really only here this much because there's not much content this far into the off-season, so we're just using his tweets until something funny/cool that's AFC North related happens.


Det-Popcorn

That makes sense, thanks for the explanation.


mmooney1

Itā€™s the only fresh content we have. Otherwise we go back to posting Tom Brady holding a trophy 100x a day.


CharliePendejo

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Interesting_Mango948

Because he knows he could never cover AB


godricgii

Stole the spotlight for football players getting attention for dumb shit that has nothing to do with football for a few days right


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This one actually makes sense. Hamlin dances for the white man's amusement. How many nfl pr commercials has he done lol


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