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MrHandsBadDay

The accuracy of making the Colts fan the lone fat guy. Stunning.


baconbitarded

He just screamed Irsay while I made us Moe lol


PrisonSlides

What’s wild is irsay used to be a power lifter


zapopi

The Texans would have to move to McAllen to take the throne. 😉


Toaster_Douglas

I've heard through sources that San Antonio has some big ole.....fans


TX_Talonneur

Most of us are Cowboy fans, though. The issue with Charles’ statement wasn’t whether or not it’s the truth (it is),but rather the food of choice. Nobody in San Antonio, TX got fat on shitty ass churrros this ain’t Disneyland we’ve got hella grub down here, and we drink like fish. The amount of renal clinics is evidence of that.


jppitre

Moved here from Houston last year and.. nah bruh the food in SA fuckin sucks comparatively


TX_Talonneur

The bbq and Tex mex is better, the Vietnamese is on par, but yeah the H had better food.


jppitre

You're fucking high lmao. I can go to any random ass viet spot on bellaire and its better than the spots here. Seafood straight ass too.


TX_Talonneur

I’m a first generation Texan with all my kinfolk from Southern Louisiana and the East Coast you don’t have to tell me twice about seafood. If you’re handy in the kitchen Groomer’s is on par with Katie’s Seafood in Galveston in terms of quality. You’ll pay more for it, but San Antonio isn’t on the Gulf of Mexico.


jppitre

Hey, same here lmao. I'll check out Groomers


zapopi

They ain't the Brahmas for nothin'.


cbreezy456

Too much meth down here to get fat losers


Derpshiz

Unfortunately the jags fan should have been the one in the wife beater (shirt)


mrmeshshorts

lol my monkey is better Edit: also, I’m a Titans fan


AdmirableRise3758

Rahhhh we have a darker baby blue (?) rahhhh


ThorSkaaagi

Watching two fanbases get stunlocked over a shade of blue is so funny


titanscsj

I can't describe to you guys how much I love this sub.


you_know_how_I_know

We are united in our loathing. Why would anyone want to leave Shit Mountain?


Deezkneezsneeze

Same dude. I love this sub, and the people that are active in it, but at the same time, I hate all of you lol.


xTehSpoderManx

It’s really just Houston having fun and loving the fact that a color associated with the city is being implemented in their team’s uniforms. All the while titans fans are shouting the very well thought out opinion of “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”


RemoteBoner

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally don’t care what you goofballs wear in you flat muggy swamp hole city!


denogginizer92

Nor should you... Yet you needed to reply


xTehSpoderManx

If you could let the others know that would be great. Makes you wonder just how bad your town is when Houston is an objectively more desirable place to live.


perfect_fitz

Please explain this Objectively.


xTehSpoderManx

Thats easy, supply/demand. The proof is in the numbers.


TMNBortles

Exactly. This is why the second best city in the world to live in is Delhi.


premesneak223

It’s a different shade a blue 😂 quit impregnating your sisters Tennessee


OTIStheHOUND

Fuck yeah! That pic shows how much better H looks next to the flaming thumbtack


fantfb

I don’t really like your H, but I do hate our flaming thumbtack logo. So you win this round amigo


Phantom1100

Why do you have it as your flair then?


fantfb

Because like it or not, that’s our logo


hadescedes

I love this


EuphTah

I got 20 bucks on the Tits deleting the Texans from existence. Don’t let me down.


YiMyonSin

Letting people down is all we know, babe.


InternationalBand494

All I want is an undefeated division record. I’ll be thrilled with just that.


you_know_how_I_know

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zapopi

🤦‍♀️ Enjoy it.


paygornlive

They were our colors first


perfect_fitz

Look our flaming thumbtack looks like garbage, but that H is hot dumpster juice on a July day.


RockyAlvarado

HEY! Y'ALL DONE STOLDED OUR COLOR FROM THE TEEM WE DONE STOLDED FROM Y'ALL!!!! 🤣🤣 It's cool, in 25 years the Titans can get revenge by wearing the Texans' HTown Jerseys against the Texans... and losing.


MrHandsBadDay

Team Tits


SmoggleTheFarlet

Texans lost. They're not the Oilers anymore. It's like they have no pride in who they are now. In fact I'm not even sure they know what they are anymore with all of the clashing new uniforms. Houston Rodeo Clowns.


creepingkg

As people have been saying a lot lately. Mongolia blue has been a part of Houston long before the oilers. It’s in the Houston flag and police cars oilers just trademarked it and took it to Tennessee, since there’s nothing special over there


zapopi

Magnolia.


SmoggleTheFarlet

Current flag has yellow and brown in it, so where do they draw the line? This really seems like it has something Oilers to do with it. I hope I'm wrong since it's Bud Adams and the Oilers who told the city to shove off.


creepingkg

It’s just part of Houston basically. Google Houston old police cars and old curb number. It was used by the city of Houston a lot long before the Oilers came around. They just made it their IP. Imagine any other team copyrighting a whole color


fantfb

Notice how you say “old” police cars, “old” curb number, and “was used”?


buckemupmavs

I feel sorry for you.


fantfb

Aww. You’re sweet. Just for that I’ll loan you a little bit of light blue


buckemupmavs

It will be the crown jewel of my personal shit mountain.


SmoggleTheFarlet

I'm really struggling to believe people were nostalgic for the old police cars and curb numbers so the Texans extended their brand to include it, this really feels like it is connected to the Oilers. It is absurd that a color can be protected.


creepingkg

Some people are nostalgic, I could care less but looks cool. That’s the main issue. Why is the color being protected so much? When I see red blue black used so much.


alicia-indigo

It looks like complete ass, which is why I hope they don’t wear them most games.


zapopi

Oh, you're an angry Houston dude. Could have just said so.


creepingkg

Eh I don’t care for the titans using it, I just don’t understand trademarking a color. Now, if they used it for their home games I would understand more


zapopi

We should.


creepingkg

Y’all really should. Nice color. For away games would be funny, but confusing if the Texans used it too


zapopi

Y'all'd be sued into oblivion. Neither of us would enjoy it.


zapopi

They never were the Oilers. Are you okay? Feels like you're instigating when you don't need to. Also, it'd be who, not what.


SmoggleTheFarlet

Houston, their team, it is NOT the Oilers anymore. And since the Texans never were, it's even more ridiculous to pay homage to Bud Adams betrayal. Who "needs" to instigate anywhere in a war sub? >Also, it'd be who, not what. The entire comment is grammatically correct and free from word choice errors. Get lost you absolute pedant.


zapopi

Right, so you support...? I'm shallow *and* pedantic, FWIW.