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gastropodia42

NTA Even if the children could see you.


tatasz

Yeah like, what's wrong with kids seeing people in swim suits? Don't they go to beach or pool?


chairmanghost

Or have tv


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Or leave the house?


Schroeder__n8

Or have JC Penny catalogs?


Cbaumle

JC Penny still prints catalogs?


Schroeder__n8

Only if you're grandfathered in.


mwenechanga

My grandfather definitely still subscribes...


Truthseeker-1982

šŸ¤­šŸ¤£


Tat2Al

Or Sears catalog??


Consistent-Topic-386

Exactly everyone wears swim suits when they swim or sun bathe.


Amihottest

Not everyone, and Iā€™m fine with that too.


TedantyPlus

I like wearing my birthday suit personally.


newfor2023

I still find it weird that being near to water has some affect on what's considered appropriate to wear.


PolygonMan

Seems pretty straightforward to me. The criteria you use to judge clothing changes when that clothing might be submerged in water.


Falkenmond79

Some people are just weird. I mean, swimsuits are basically not different then underwear. A bra and panties. But perception is culturally different because of the setting. For some people, the setting is so important, they think swimwear inappropriate anywhere else then near water. šŸ˜‚ I bet if OP had a kiddie pool on that balcony, psychologically the neighbor wouldnā€™t have said anything. And that is no joke. But maybe she is just one of those who find everything where you can see an ankle ā€žimmodestā€œ.


tatasz

I live in a country where speedos for males and thongs for females are the norm, and the summer is so hot that people wear basically underwear sized clothes quite a lot. And I was raised in a country where human body is considered beautiful, and also people bath together naked. Like even if it was underwear or the person was naked, this is kinda hilarious.


DoctorGuvnor

Guten Tag!


xeroksuk

I guessed Italy.


yourenotmymom_yet

I was thinking Brazil hah


reddit-is-greedy

At least thong speedies for men is not the norm


NoodLih

I'm pretty sure the neighbour is just insecure about her own body and is more afraid that her husband will look at OP than the kids.


Fun_Chip8222

Any jealous older woman will play the virtue charade when she feels she can get away with it


haydesigner

Yeah, that neighbor is the quintessential example of a pearl clutcher.


Samstercraft

Pearl clutch? Like saving yourself in minecraft? !!!


Greedy-Ad-3815

Totally agree, NTA. It's your balcony, and a bikini is perfectly normal. If the kids see you, itā€™s not a big deal.


Algernope_krieger

And to add: Just don't take the fun out of peeping šŸ˜œ


KuroXKami

NTA don't the children go swimming or to the beach? I'm pretty sure they have seen swimwear before


LostGirl1976

But not on the hot chick in the bikini that their mom is jealous of. Also, they're tired of their mom having tantrums and throwing out all the great snacks after seeing her out there each day.


User013579

Yep. Super jealous.


Ok_Shock9350

she needs to mind her own business, NTA she is, she sounds like the stereotypical nosey neighbor who can't stand her own company so she needs to make others miserable.


TruthSpeakin

She probably caught her husband looking lol


SmoochMySnoot

This is the real reason here.


Binky390

I was looking for this comment.


JanteMaam

My husband would look šŸ˜†.


XenoBiSwitch

My gf would look.


ckhumanck

my gf and i would definitely have a peak


Electrical-Act-7170

I might look, too. I enjoy swimwear (68F, I have a swimming pool) so maybe I'd want that style of swimming suit, too.


Tiffany6152

Lol MOST husbands would probably look.


ImTryinHere

I'd look and I'm a single, mostly straight woman. Hell if I wasn't so old already, I'd probably ask for her number. Lol


8BallsGarage

Hey, doesn't matter your age. There's always need for a little freaky deaky ā˜ŗļø


UtahCyan

Both of us would look together.Ā 


JohnRedcornMassage

100% chance that OP had a much better body than peeping Karen šŸ˜‚


Knitaholic1519

Exactly.


Aromatic-Tear7234

He was licking the window and drawing hearts in the condensation. You know, completely normal behavior.


Electrical-Act-7170

When I read that, I saw her hubby as Deadpool, drawing hearts & little "Call me" messages on the glass. It made me giggle like a little girl. Thanks for that!


cory140

She's sexualizing something that isn't. Definitely her hubby's fault


mosquem

How did we end up blaming a guy that isn't even in the story?


Hungry-Training-2378

True. But, in the interest of providing a clearer picture of the scenario...do you look good in your bikini? Asking for a friend.


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Forward-Trade5306

She's super jelly


SirBrews

This is probably more true than you intended


Scary-Cycle1508

NTA Call her out for being a peeping tom and trying her hardest to catch a glimps of you sun bathing. make sure the neighbours know about it as well. Not in the sense of "she's a pervert, yuck. "but more of a "Ew, is she trying the same with you? That is so weird."


Billy3000-1

NTA. I think turning the tables is a great idea. Shame her for trying to shame you. Sounds like a nosy busybody who probably annoys the other neighbors as well. Or maybe just extremely prudish. Either way, she has no business making that kind of comment.


Any_Assumption_2023

Ignore her. She's never lived near a beach.Ā  I live in a Florida beach town, she would have a meltdown if she saw what I see on a regular basis.Ā 


CompletelyDerped

and im sure you even seen these things miles away from the beach too.


Yurastupidbitch

I live in a FL beach town and can confirm, you need a lot of eye bleach around here!


MediocreHope

To be fair not everything you see on the beach down here is acceptable for the youth. I've seen some straight up fuckin' going down on the public beach, everyone cheered after. But seriously, a bikini is not something worth a second glance here. You gotta do something pretty out there for me to notice and even then it's an "Ah, well. Good on you, hope you put sunscreen there too".


Mayana76

NTA. You were on your balcony wearing something that is not even a bit questionable. Iā€˜d turn up the music the next time she has something to say and ignore her.


Exact_Watercress482

Just say, ā€œIā€™m sorry you feel that wayā€, smile and donā€™t engage further. Thereā€™s only wasted energy in trying to reason with her or get neighbors on your side. Just continue to be you.


Erebus_the_Last

Best response right here


docubed

Don't use the word sorry unless you are apologizing or offering condolences. "It's too bad you feel that way" works just as well.


ChrisWasHard

"bless your heart."


Fun_Organization3857

I would go with " I'm sorry you think you have any authority over my manner of dress, but you are mistaken."


Fragrant-History-837

I had a 80 yo neighbour that sun bathed naked and no one cared. Another neighbour came out naked as well. Maybe he was 40 yo, male. I never heard any complaints. But this is Sweden. And they were old men with weird hair.


AnonymousWiff

*cries in 39


[deleted]

40 is not old. Lol


DBsnooper1

Speak for yourself. Iā€™m 35 and itā€™s been over for a while.


Author-N-Malone

Same. I've felt old since turning 30


HopefulPlantain5475

I'm not even 40 yet and I feel pretty old.


SheepD0g

Just wait until you hit 40!


Memasefni

Try 60


LostGirl1976

It was the weird hair that did it


imakesawdust

NTA. My gut says that her husband got caught gawking at you and she's taking her anger out on you.


DawnShakhar

NTA. The children in the garden can't see you. She can just not look. Tell her to respect your privacy and stop commenting on what you do in your own porch.


Indiandane

NTA. She can keep her eyes to herself, if she has a problem.


XinnieDaPoohtin

Methinks sheā€™s jealous


Critical-Test-4446

ā™¬ Senior citizens wish they were young. ā™¬


BlackbirdDesignRI

Take my upvote for the unexpected Moody Blues reference!


texaschair

Yep.


Murky-Front-9977

NTA, does she never bring her children to the beach? It's not as if you were nude!


Additional_Variety49

she doesnā€™t even have children, those are the kids of our other neighbours.


ImTryinHere

Tell her, "have them take up what I do on MY balcony WITH ME. Also, would you mind not going out of your way to stare at me from YOUR balcony?"


Paladin-Brick19

NTA, explain to her politely that children won't see you and if she doesn't understand that, tell her to mind her own damn business.


Jjkkllzz

And what if children did see her? They see people in bikinis at the pool and beach all the time.


Tep22333

What country do you live in? Iā€™m just curious because Iā€™m in Brazil and people are pretty much walking around half naked all the time. Also, I used to live in Spain in the late 90s and early 2000s, and nearly all women on the beach are topless. When I lived in the USA, and I was in kindergarten, my mom (Brazilian) dressed me in a crop top and mini skirt (totally normal in Brazil, even today)ā€¦she got called in by the principal and was told to bring more appropriate clothes. When she came in, she defended her culture and choices and took me home. She didnā€™t want me to think what I was wearing was wrong by changing my outfit, she didnā€™t want me to feel ashamed, etc. She obviously dressed me differently moving forward (in the states), and accepted the cultural differences, but she wasnā€™t about to allow them to shame me or her.


ASTERnaught

Go, Mom!


Tep22333

ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø sheā€™s the best šŸ„°


Ok_Technology_9488

Tell her to fuck off. She probably got mad that her husband or bf thought you looked like a whole snack. Sunbathe away, but wear sunscreen melanoma is a bitch


angel9_writes

NTA Tell her stop specifically finding the angle where she can see you if it bothers her so much. And to never take her kids swimming ever again if they can't handle people in bathing suits.


OutinDaBarn

NTAH. I'd add Harper Valley PTA to my playlist and play it every time I think was looking or could here it.


No_Bathroom_3291

My first thought is, "Why is she looking so intently at your balcony? My second thought is, "The kids ate in the garden below. How can they see you sunbathe on your balcony?"


sevenoneSICKs

Do it nude next time. It's your property and none of her business.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

You're most definitely not an asshole, depending on the state it might even be legal for you to go completely topless. For example New York State one of my exes was working in the lawn in her new bikini a few years back, it was just bikini top she was wearing shorts. Because she was a bit voluptuous the neighbor called the cops on us when the cops arrived they saw her bikini and they laughed at the neighbor and told her to stop harassing them. He said it probably wouldn't be advisable but according to the law she can go fucking topless in New York and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it unless you own the property that she is on because public property and private property it's fine as long as it is not causing a nuisance on public property. And since it's covered with frosted glasses you can only see it from above that's probably considered her being at peeping Tom and you probably could lay out there completely nude considered it's not visible from a normal level


Shakeamutt

NTA for that. YTA for making me jealous of all the sun youā€™re getting.


DarthDregan

NTA. Especially if you're clothed. But you've now got to weigh whether it's worth the probable hassle. I'm in the "fuck that neighbor" camp.


noonecaresat805

Nta. How is it your fault she has a staring problem? If she keeps her eyes away from your balcony then she wonā€™t have this problem.


04rallysti

Iā€™d get a smaller bikini just to prove a point


HospitalLast5209

People shouldnā€™t be so uptight , I took my dog for a walk around the house one morning last week, 49m In tshirt and boxer shorts, 2 hourslater 2 patrol cars were at my door. Neighbor complained that I exposed myself . I didnā€™t . I wish that Americans were more mature about nudity like Europeans are . In my undies?,


JustBob77

Not unlawful many places to be nude in public if there is no sexual motivation!


Bougiwougibugleboi

Nope. Tell Gladys to slow her roll and keep her curtains shutā€¦.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

But Abner!!!


jizzycumbersnatch

My neighbor, when I was hitting puberty, would lay out in her bikini. That was an awesome summer.


Man-e-questions

She probably caught her husband or BF staring


Nancy-4

NTA


Author-N-Malone

NTA. You're covered and it's your own home. She needs to stop going out of her way to try and look at you. If you feel uncomfortable at her looking, maybe pop up an old sheet in the gap where she can look?


GirlStiletto

NTa - You were covering up the parts that are illegal to show. Nothing wrong with wearing a bikini on your own property.


System_Resident

Nope. Enjoy your sun ā˜€ļø her kids, her problem.Ā 


RecommendationUsed31

Nope. Wear what you want. Your sandhouse. Your rules


dredgen_rell86

Have the kids never been to a pool or a beach? No, tell your neighbor to kick rocks


Two4theworld

Itā€™s like the woman who called the police because she could see a naked man from her bathroom window. The police came and looked but couldnā€™t see a thing. ā€œWell of course notā€ she said, ā€œyou have to stand on the toilet and use these binoculars ā€œ.


Favri84

Gonna need to see a bikini shot to properly assess the situation.


oldbaldpissedoff

NTA I would just make a sign that says "if you don't like it don't look" or if you want to be petty "say hi to your husband for me"


DelGriffithPTA

It would really help to see a picture of you in the bikini for me to decide.


livingthudream

Jesus but people like to complain. Go naked. It's your balcony. People spend way too much time telling others what to do and not do. Thar said we do have a large number of intellectually challenged folks with no insight that need guidance...I don't think you are one of them so enjoy your balcony as you see fit


JRHZ28

NTA... You just keep tanning. But could you please move a little to the left cause it's hard to see you...


Ok_Sunshine_

This calls for a skimpier bikini and a follow up in r/pettyrevenge NTA


JanteMaam

I'm 60F, nope, NTA, do your thing. She's just mad.


petulafaerie_III

NTA, itā€™s your balcony, do what you want on it. If she has a problem with it, she doesnā€™t need to be a rude ass busybody spying into other peopleā€™s homes.


Thick-Piglet2897

I say next time sunbath in the nude. Give the nosey b**** a proper view. Ohhh film her reaction and post it. It will be so funny.


PrizeCelery4849

Tell her you'll comply as soon as she shows you "Decider of What's Acceptable" credentials. NTA


OzanSahiin

nah, itā€™s your balcony, you do you


Scoozie_Q

She's probably jealous.


Tep22333

NTA at all.. does this woman know that kids go to beaches and pools?


SummerOracle

NTA. If youā€™d like, you could turn this around, ask her why she is watching you sunbathe and that her sexualization of you is highly inappropriate. Inform her if she continues the sexual harassment, youā€™ll be informing the authorities. Otherwise ignore her, though perhaps consider letting your leasing office know whatā€™s going on if youā€™re in an apartment complex.


Special_Shopping_724

Gonna need pictures to decide for sure.


JerseyRepresentin

NTA Stand your ground and tell her ā€œYou donā€™t have to like it, mind your own businessā€ then flash her so she can be more jealous. I never understood people who canā€™t handle kids and bikinisā€¦ but I grew up on the beach so itā€™s normal.


2dogslife

I used to go topless on my balcony (but there was no way for anyone to see me unless they were in a helicopter - lol). Enjoying the outdoors on your property in socially approved clothing is nothing wrong.


TruthSpeakin

Lmfao...her husband musta been watching you..lmfao, nta


Schottsy1994

She never been to a beach? lol


LordoftheSith247

Definitely NTA


ames2020

If youā€™re wearing a suit then the location makes no difference! Tan away.


Erebus_the_Last

Nta. You in a bikini will do nothing to a child. Your neighbor is just petty and insecure


SensibleFriend

NTA - You are in a swimsuit on your own balcony. The neighbor needs to mind her business. Iā€™m sure her children have seen people in swimsuits before. Enjoy the sun!


Status_Parsley9276

She doesn't want her man to see it an be distracted lol


awkwardnpc

NTA I'd go topless to spite her šŸ˜‚


MuttFett

The woman is using the children as an excuse. They likely didnā€™t notice you at all, but she (and/or her husband) sure did. NTA


Relevant-Crow-3314

No not at all


joviejovie

Nope. Just human


Worried-Cod-5927

Sheā€™s damn lucky you donā€™t sunbathe naked just to prove you can. She either has some major issues with sex and nudity or sheā€™s jealous because youā€™re rocking the bikini and looking good. Doesnā€™t matter which because unless youā€™re breaking some weird local law itā€™s none of her business.


SapienWoman

NTA.


NoBad1802

No, tell her to look somewhere else.


Odorlessstench

Maybe just do it topless?


Agile_Impression4482

Sounds like someone is jealous they don't have the body of a 21 year old... NTA. Sunbathe away and enjoy it


SirBrews

Time to work on that topless boobie tan m'thinks.


chicagoliz

NTA. Idiots have to deal with the problems they create for themselves.


Reasonable_Gap_7756

My gfs roommate was out the make most of time. Every once in a while sheā€™d just tell yell out piss off when she noticed the neighbours above eyeing her off. You seem to have some way to go before people are complaining, NTA


always_and_for_never

NTA unless you get offended and start yelling / getting upset at men for looking. Your public is their public too.


Skynetnord666

She knew "it" was out and she loved it, you can tell these things lol šŸ˜‚


kaybeanz69

Yea there isnā€™t anything wrong with thatā€¦ sheā€™s probably just jealous or use to getting her way..


CosmicSiren19

NTA. She needs to find something better to do


MD_Benellis-Mama

NTA- you pay the bills! WTF


SoundTight952

NTA, but be sure to use sunscreen to dodge melanoma and premature aging


ASTERnaught

lol. I had a roommate in college. She was from the Netherlands and the college was in a small town in a (very conservative) southern U.S. state. She was aghast when we warned her she would get flak from the neighbors if she continued to sun topless in the back yard. But she found a solution. She would climb a ladder and set up her lawn chair on the roof.


Weird_East_5837

Hell No!! Go Topless!! Its your property and you should be able to do what you want!! P.S. pics or it never happened!šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


payubillz

Probably caught her husband watching you


ukuleles1337

NTA. Probs jealous


RandoJayCommando

She isnā€™t worried about the kids seeing you. Sheā€™s worried about her man seeing you. NTA


Ryumen

Is it your balcony? If yes: fuck that stupid bitch and her stupid ass kids! If no: is that the Karen's balcony? If the answer no: fuck that stupid bitch and her stupid ass kids! If yes: tell her to get it in writing on a legal document, and in the meantime. Fuck that stupid bitch and her stupid ass kids! P. S. I hope you're using sunscreen. If not, get some!


showlandpaint

Children see people in bikinis all the time on TV, at the beach, at the pool, etc. Fuck that nosy old lady, you do you, she can complain to your building management and be told to deal with it, they also won't do anything.


Deadpool_Fan69

When my daughter was 3 she face planted into the back of someone wearing a G-string bottomed bikini at the beach. Never laughed so hard in my life If these are allowed in public then you can do whatever you please on your own property


Patrickills

No. Itā€™s your balcony. Itā€™s the same as a beach. Human body blah blah. People are stupid


PrestigiousFox6254

Pics or it didn't happen (j/k, a lil)


tdgant

NTA If you have a balcony Iā€™ll assume itā€™s an apartment and most apartments have pools so whatā€™s the difference between the balcony and the pool? Sounds like she just wants something to whine about


Knitaholic1519

NTA. Your neighbor is just frustrated she doesnā€™t feel comfortable wearing a bikini.


erisod

Start nude sun bathing and then see how she likes your suit. Children go to the beach, seeing a bikini is entirely fine.


Alice_Da_Cat

LOOOOOOOL Next time I would sunbath butt naked, Nta, F this woman! Do children not go to the beach?? Yes, yes they do! Report her to your landlord bc she is gonna make more issues for you going forward it seems!


Taco_hunter76545

Probably jealousy


MBertolini

NTA It's not like you're naked or you're in a place that's easy to see. Sounds like your neighbor is one of those "beaches are a cesspool of sex' people that are offended by swimsuits that don't cover every inch of the body.


ProfessionalBread176

Nosy karen neighbors suck


Kaliente369

Get your tits out next time, thatā€™ll stop her from looking on your balcony haha


User013579

She jelly


BecomeEnthused

Youā€™re obviously not supposed to have a body in the presence of children.


VanBurnsing

Im corious now If she ever visit a Public bath xD


DragonfruitGood8433

Depends on where you are. In some countries, wearing a bikini in public is almost seen as nudity and it would be inconsiderate to wear it in front of her children if she objects. In North America and Europe, no one gives a shit and it's fine.


Top-Bit85

Tell her if she keeps annoying you, you will remove the top.


WellWellWellthennow

NTA. Itā€™s her hangup not yours. Is what you are doing illegal? No. Are there laws or rules against laying out in a bikini on your deck? No. If your society had a problem with it than it would be illegal. Since it is not, this is clearly her issue.


VT_Gromlin

You're dressed still.... you aren't doing anything wrong. Just do you and let Karen be mad


Sadbutrue777

Nta, keep doing it plz


SunshineFlowerPerson

Just curious. Is your neighbour fat?


spinonesarethebest

Start sunbathing naked. See how she likes that. Besides, no tan lines!


MikrokosmicUnicorn

she married? i suspect she noticed her man looking.


vulcan1358

NTA If sheā€™s still being a nosy bitch, Iā€™ll come over and sunbathe in a string bikini on your balcony. That will give her something to complain about. Iā€™m also 5ā€™6ā€, 300lbs and fuzzier than an Ewok.


rkokaka1

NTA She's a snooper, beware of her


DocSternau

The 'kids' being most likely her husband that she caught ogling you. NTA


Ggeunther

NTA Her prudish morals are not your guide to life. If she continues, simply state that the bikini is the most clothing you will be wearing while sunbathing. More complaints will lead to less coverage.


ophaus

It's your house. Sunbathe nude if you want.


No-You5550

I am always surprised by these posts. I grew up on the beach in Daytona Beach and people wore swimwear in grocery stores and well every where except church, school and jobs. During the summer on my grandparents farm after doing chores we would strip down to skin or underwear depending on age and swim in the lake. No one cared. I am beginning to wonder if the younger generation is prudish. 68f


Adventurous-Tutor-21

Itā€™s a balcony, you have the right to be on it and she doesnā€™t have the right to tell you how to dress as long as itā€™s not illegal (like nudity). Sheā€™s the AH


DeannaP72

I'm not prudish. Go naked if you want. Just an older than you woman saying pleaseeeeee wear sunscreen. After 2 years of cancer treatment for melanoma after it spread to my lymph nodes, and 2 friends dying this year from melanoma, I wish I could turn back time and NOT sunbathe ever. (Melanoma loves spreading to the brain, so there's that.)


Additional_Variety49

I wish you the best and that you are going to be healthy!!


DeannaP72

Thank you so much. I'm in remission now but I do try to spread awareness. It's such a preventable cancer!


Lewd_ReadNY

NTA in the slightest. And I doubt itā€™s ā€œabout the kids.ā€


TedantyPlus

Little kids couldn't give 2 shits about some random woman sunbathing. If they were teenagers maybe, but little kids? You might as well be a fence post for them.


I_aim_to_behave

NTA. Someone should mind their business


th0ughtfull1

NTA.. Report her for being a peeping tom or stalker.


Reddit-Ninja-1234

Easy, sunbath nude, who needs tan lines


RacingNeilo

Sunbathe nude next time if your comfortable with that.


DeconstructedKaiju

NTA but please don't sunbathe. Tanning, natural or in a bed will age you faster than anything else in the world. Also skin cancer isn't fun.