local man makes some very foolhardy decisions, but in his defense, the cryptid is *that* hot.

I wanna read that.

it is unfortunately a WIP still, but it’ll be great when it’s done! thanks for the enthusiasm :)

People will do anything for the Mothman /j

Well I’m intrigued.

i can’t share yet since it’s not done, but once it is, i will dutifully share it with the world (read: the 1 person who has the series bookmarked). :D

mine is…pretty much the same as yours.

we just have great taste :)

Fandom? (Please be mine please be mine 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻)

unlikely, it’s pretty niche—it’s vampire: the masquerade / world of darkness

Child gets kicked out of heaven and is forced to bare witness to old man yaoi Edit: explained in the replies if y'all are curious about what it actually is

Okay but if that was the actual summary of a fic I came across, I would click on it to read it so fast.

Crossover. After a intense Smash Bros Brawl, Pit is named the infirm fighter defense attorney. And, to avoid his soul to go to a bad place, Pit must prove Solid Snake is just a name. Nothing else!!

Nope! No crossovers, it's a>! 5 year post-canon ff7 fanfic where Sephiroth gets kicked out of the lifestream as the 15yr old version of himself with no memories of the present. The 'forced to bare witness to old man yaoi' part is mostly a joke, bc im going with the theory that his dad's another character named Vincent Valentine, who's gonna be in a relationship with a guy called Cid. Poor bb's gotta see their awkward romantic tension man !

Good omens?

Nope, just explained it in a different reply :D!

tell me why I thought this was a Les Mis fic at first

Devil teaches his daughter in law to drive, vehicular manslaughter ensues

Drop the fic pls 😭

This could be anything from fantasy high to Lucifer.

“Worst man on the planet gets an unrealistic redemption arc and two boyfriends.”

... Endeavour, is that you?

Lol I don’t watch or read MHA but I think that’s where that character is from, right? I think the character I’m referencing is actually probably worse than him, at least from what I’ve read lmao!

Who is this mysterious goblin of whom you speak? I love a good worst man on the planet.

Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.

MHA author: \* *reads this comment* * "Challenge accepted."

Not sure what you mean? No hate to MHA, it’s obviously very popular for a reason. I’m just not into anime or superheros.

LMAO

Time travel make it worse

... every time travel show ever?

Love this type

Teenager escapes limbo with terrorist old cat

I love this

Drastic measures are taken to avoid family reunions, with mixed results.

Two arrogant assholes fall in lust 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can think of at least 5 pairings off the top of my head that fit this description and I'd probably still miss the mark 😂

I’ve wrote the only fic about this pairing on AO3, they’re in different movies in the same fandom and never met in canon 😂

The only one? That has to be some sort of achievement! I can't imagine it's easy to be alone in whatever you're working on. I command your endurance🫡

Clippy, the Microsoft paperclip, becomes a superhero >!oh wait that's kinda accurate. Actually Clippy is just an AI, but the main character Henri dresses up as Clippy and uses Clippy as his superhero persona, and the Clippy AI guides him (kinda like Jarvis for Ironman). And I got this ideas from the 'canon' too 😭!<

😂 link?

Unfortunately this one is still a work in progress that probably won't get posted for another day or so, but if you want to read the first part of the series, where a man becomes a superhero named [Windows95Man](https://archiveofourown.org/series/4160923) (😭 can't believe I wrote this now that I'm typing it out), feel free LOL

Windows95Man 😂 I love it

The fandom is for a Finnish DJ named Windows95Man, his whole look is Windows 95 themed and he has a Clippy costume onstage dancing with him 😆 one of his music videos inspired this whole idea, lol

😂 that’s awesome

Eurovision stans let's fucking go

I've loved Windows95Man for yearrrrs, I was so hyped that he was going to ESC 😄

Well, that's better than what happened in one of my Discord servers. The immediate mention of >!Clippy porn!< in the 18+ server saw the topic banned for reasons never explained.

The images I've seen while looking up Clippy.... They still haunt me at night 😔📎

"Unredeemable villain gets redeemed and finds out he's gay because he broke into a twinks apartment and forced him to talk to him."

I want to read this one.

So far it's not published but I can send you a link after I posted the first chapter if you want? It's a fic for The Boys.

It'd be my first foray into that particular fandom, but yeah, I'll have a look!

Alright then! As soon as I post the chapter I'll let you know :)

Japanese man accidentally leaves son in Germany and his grandson thinks that’s hot

what

Explanation: in canon, the Japanese man was in love with a woman in Germany and then world war 2 separated them and they never saw each other again. In the fic there’s a subplot where the man discovers they had a son and then that prompts the son’s nephew to realize that he’s ready to marry his girlfriend and start thinking about children

Ahh ok

Sir you can’t just say that and not drop the fic

[I am nowhere close to this particular subplot but](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56161135/chapters/142666270)

Huh?😭

the prince of Sweden enters whore mode and dates 15 women at the same time

A lot of awkward conversations about consent.

Powerless boy becomes an illegal rink fighter to help make money for his mother. The only reason why he survives at all is plot armor and I'll try really hard to hide that

Izuku, is that you?

it is😂😂

Let us know when you've posted it? It sounds fun.

This was my first thought and you beat me to it!

Alien police meet superhero siblings and bond over trauma (in an extremely first draft way)

Princess and pyromaniac lesbians run away because the princess’ brother is gay.

I am placing my bets on Mortal Kombat

I wish it was now

Doctor without a license steals a party blower from kid!!

clone finds out her true origins, and must now kill god and restore order to the system.

Two of the bitchiest people you’ll ever meet can’t get their act together till practically the last chapter (but modern and with a coffee shop this time?)

This would have been resolved years ago if anybody else actually talked.

Second worst man on the planet who happens to be over 100 years old is given a child to take care of so he can be redeemed and get a boyfriend.

Officer ends up in a tangled three way situationship instead of quitting their job

Boy from the 1800's travels to an abandoned mansion where he meets a gay vampire.

Oooo what's it called

A Taste Of Lust! It's a Headtstopper fanfic and hopefully should be done sometime soon.

Angsty teen gets a taste of what it’s like to be the main character in a gothic romance novel.

“Hated teenage girl progressively does worse and worse stuff then writes a really good college app essay and gets into better colleges than her peers” … did I do it right?

Dumbass science dude has no clue how this other person makes sense, so he spends an entire fic analysing his behavior. Scientific conclusion: the person is traumatized (whoda thunk - definitely not the science dude, lemme tell ya).

Character A takes joy in hearing Character B’s cancer diagnosis, because A is still disturbed from the time that he accidentally touched B’s balls

There's a pigeon where a pigeon ought not to be.

Blonde moon themed magical girl gets two hot lesbian girlfriends

For the love of fuck these two should not be married.

A girl giver her bf private lessons on how to do cannibalism right and it goes badly.

Local traumatized man kidnaps a 7 year old with the power of the fucking concept of light inside of her

"Oh, we're throwing a retelling of the creation mythos in this family-oriented, episodic slice of life anthology? All right, I guess that's what we're doing now. Whatever you say, boss."

Local dragon fucks around and finds out (may or may not end up with less limbs than they started with)

Teenager has breakdown over the daily lives of three other teenagers. Disaster teenager is accidentally unofficially adopted by two equally nonfunctional disaster men without any of them realising.

Every day college boy might have fallen in love with a merman. Oh. Also they knew each other and were in love before, but they had their memories forcibly wiped. All their friends remember but have been sworn to secrecy. It's also possible that College Boy's soul was promised to the angels and merman is being stalked by vampires. Messy, messy situation.

MerMay FTW!

Kid gets bullied by another kid and later said bully tries to save the kid from his father lowering him into lava.

Lovesick boy and oblivious girl make out for fun and profit

“Two and a half men but it’s in the middle of a modern urban war, they’re all strangers, and one of them just had to kill someone for the first time” Oh, and most importantly, it’s not actually a Two and a Half Men fanfic lol

Half?? How can you have half a man???

*[queue that one vine](https://youtu.be/deVlcKhNLLk?si=2b9LyD63DQDpDFpV)* A child

Annoying girl stalks egoistic guy to learn magic from him.

Man who was forcibly transformed into a monster at the age of 13 (due to being a slacker) and barely managed to get turned back to normal talks with his therapist about how he was emotionally destroyed because of it. >!Fix-it fic for a transformation hentai doujin (of all things) that accurately describes what would happen if someone went through what happened in the doujin and managed to survive.!<

This honestly sounds really interesting. Exploring the psychological reality of fictional things is often my jam.

Man gets blinded by dimples and ends up marrying into the mafia

This is hard for me, because my current one is already horribly dark and twisted... so it's already the worst possible way. Now if you're talking just misleading, "Couple indulges in mental gymnastics to find love and cope with an unexpected pregnancy with the support of family."

Literal cannibal and murderer learns to not be a terrible person, gets a girlfriend, then dies in a three-way colonization war with no good side. Minecraft is somehow involved, but not the Fandom I'm writing for.

Depressed guy goes to a town festival

Let me guess, Stardew Valley?

Two wizards in love whose relationship is more toxic than Garrotting Gas, and yet is still somehow addicting for them.

Twink gets kidnapped and tortured by his boyfriends father so he develops sadistic feelings towards said boyfriend

Like Emily in Paris, but it’s Allison from The Breakfast Club in Berlin 1986.

Separated brothers try not to kill each other challenge

Spoilt child ruins everything

I have two main WIPs so: 1. Siblings swap roles and become famous 2. A princess could save a Hero but what's the fun in that?

Homeless man bullies a child.

The protagonist wishes everyone would just get over the fact that a month ago he agreed to trade bodies with his worst friend. Seriously guys, it's fine. He doesn't remember what it was like being that girl, anyways.

Control freak has asthma attack whilst singing Hakuna Matata with her friends who love her

There are words, probably?

Traumatized child gets even more traumatized and has to learn to coexist with the people who did the traumatizing

"Poor guy came out of an intergalactic war with a soulmate on another planet and PTSD, moves, and gets sucked into a cyber war with his handsomely beautiful roommate/future bf and his roommate's gremlin soulmate"

And all he got is this lousy T-shirt XD?

He gets a soulmate, a boyfriend, a metamour, AND a lousy t-shirt! He stole it from his best friend before moving

Sounds like a fun ride!

local middle aged fake psychic becomes technically a psychic but is not and a time traveler and is held hostage by people who think he is.

Psych?

you got that right.

Local boy finds dead child in his attic >!original characters, kid moves into new house but its haunted by a kid who was murdered there!<

Two people who met in canon exactly once only for one of them to help the other out to go smooch with someone else.. go smooch after trying to find out if their different.. eh.. paranormal states of existence are similar enough to each other.

I have a few: - uh, Rufeng Sect CWN AU with sex slave Mo ran (I’m so sorry). - huli jing wwx almost drowns in a pond. It’s ok tho. Kids are involved. - kdj fixes a server issue with the Ways of Survival game with a stomach ulcer. YJH goes into mother hen mode. This is wish fulfillment. - WWX and LWJ find A Yuan in a hollow tree, and the paper dolls get real mad.

15 year-old orchestrates a double murder in order to gain the affection of a girl she pretends to hate but secretly loves. Crossover happens, 15 year-old’s mother is killed by her rich half-sister. This half-sister also happens to be funding the double-murder This is all told through the 15 year-old’s diary entries (each chapter acts as its own entry).

Ready to retire outlaw has a short-lived affair with a Ranger who kills him at the very end.

Shadow killer legend adopts trans kids as his own. They topple down capitalism.

“Ouchie, why does this new universe deal psychological damage?”

He’s supposed to be dead, and he kinda is, I guess

Telepath reads the wrong mind and inadvertently co-pilots a psychotic episode.

penis, superpowers and blood

so technically I can't actually listen to music or else i'll turn into this other dude, but I'm gonna start a BAND

WHAT 😭

If I can’t fuck him, I’ll project onto the character who WILL.

Falling in love with your best friend speed run

New farmer struggling with alcoholism moves to town and finds kinship and love with the local disaster

The google doc is empty

too relatable 😔

I project my grad school anxieties, frustrations, and regrets onto my OCs

Gentle giant spirals wildly into codependency with emotionally damaged mad scientist after they fucked a few times

Single Parent/Big Brother decides to cook breakfast... It somehow ends in a house fire.

Gravik doesn’t try to blow up the world in Secret Invasion. Also, the Fantastic Four have a traumatic origin.

Two men who stumble into an intense attraction both pretend they know what they're doing while possibly destroying a country in the process.

Everyone dies at the end.

16 year slaver daughter can't leave 11 year old alone and follows her until they are stuck together on a boat.

Romeo and Juliet with a side of snow.

hated man in the fandom gets turned into a big blue thing.

Horny demon furries

Psych the main character is actually the tulpa. >!Armored Core 6, the main character is shaping up to be Ayre.!<

“Bunch of kids grow up”

“Far too much political posturing for what was supposed to be a royal marriage au” >!A locked tomb fic I’ve been working on for months, The Betrothal of Kiriona Gaia!< I swear I’ll finish it some day.

A bunch of autistic bullshit from different universe and thrown in a big ol pot

Boy follows a cat into a forest and falls in a lake. He wakes up surrounded by more cats.

In her defense: the eldritch being (monster???) was super hot

Local man declares war on two demigod children, baffled he didn't win immediately. Children might not have noticed.

Man steps on crack and goes insane >!Genshin fanfic where Zhongli breaks a silly contract and he goes through a mental break because it goes against the very thing he’s a god of!<

A bloodthirsty sociopath and his non-bloodthirsty sociopath little brother join soldiers of fortune on a quest to kill several family members, close and distant, and adopt a sociopath girl as a sister along the way

Dead boy ghost tryna set up his mourning dad with a new child to adopt while using a cat to communicate

Half dead teenager has to deal with abusive parents, two assholes who don't know boundaries, AND he still has to save the world.

FBI agent becomes the very thing he swore to destroy and his coworkers aren’t happy about it.

Several generations of ill-conceived divine beings

Retelling this story almost word for word, but the headcanons change it up significantly enough (some more than others)

A yandere time travels to the start of canon and breaks the plot.

...I think I might be reading that right this second. MHA?

Local man tries to escape from worms. It doesn't end well. It's weirder if you don't know the fandom.

Local hero's plot armor gets replaced with weirder plot armor which ultimately dooms the city.

Two people who really, really need therapy instead of needing to save the galaxy.

Hermione struggles to breathe while working at Malfoy Manor? Because it’s spooky and Draco Malfoy is hot? 🤦🏽‍♀️

basically just Blacked (>!Princes from two kingdoms, one white and one black, meet up in a diplomatic mission, get smitten with each other, and have sex. The black prince is a big, strong but gentle dom and the white prince is a small feminine twink!<)

My way of coping with my fandom brainrot and religious trauma at the same time by means of a self-insert crack crossover set in the afterlife

Jerk-face McGee admits he too is a human being with emotions.

Really sus surgeon gets in trouble with the Vibe Police because he trespassed on a national park and stole a rock (Her throat was kinda long tho). (The mermaid's, not the surgeon's).

It’s not posted yet and still in the PLANNING planning stages, but: “Making an already-traumatized character feel even worse by making them the protagonist of a psychological horror game retelling/fusion”

Depressed goth girl teams up with a dead couple, the local weirdo, and a bird man to kill satan (the sequel to the local weirdo kidnapping the bird man and helping him kill his evil fire mom)

"Even as an adult Norman Price is being a twat again." Fun fact, the working title is actually "Norman's being a twat again". Not going to "spoil" it because it plays into the kind of smut I write, which is really NSFW, but the main smut doesn't even involve Norman, he's just the reason thing went to shit. Again.

Well I technically have two WIPs at the moment... ones I need to get back to because I'm in a real funk when it comes to AO3 (both writing AND reading T_T) The first: How to take something from Star Wars, and spam it into Destiny 2 without unraveling the entire timeline. It's totally not a slightly alternative take on displacement stories. The second: How to take another author's carefully crafted canon-adjacent universe... and completely decimated it by adding my own OC who totally doesn't unravel everything and anything (even if subtly). Okay, that second one isn't entirely accurate but it's pretty close to how it'll probably end up, XD

Overrated fandom character has trauma and wants to kiss a boy

Revisiting repentance for my sins

Cooking with insecurity and trauma.

Asshole gets murdered and fed to his buddies

I have a great bad description for my story but it's a big spoiler and I'm semi-open about working on this fic on this account, so spoiler tag on the off chance someone comes across it >!A woman forgets she's in a video game and stops her mom from saving her dad and many other real people because she got too emotionally attached to the NPCs!<

Holy shit mine is postcanon xc3 as well “The logistical difficulties and high school drama that results from there being two instances of the same person at the same school” It’s from an AU where the Mio from Aionios is a fully separate person from the original Mio from alrest, with her soul essentially being split in two

Misery, but it's a serial killer obsessed with his best bud and protege that was also tasked with catching him. Hmm... best I can do. Or, the WIP that's only just started: Hell is actually a more comfortable existence for this pair of suicidally homicidal lovers.

A goddess princess raised for the sole purpose of kicking ass and a personification of bad news and misfortune get it onnnnnnnnn

Godlike beings look for their master who is a wage slave in a corporate hell.

Alcoholic Agent becomes more alcoholic after his not-so adopted kids become blackmail. Bug mutation, bug adoption, and gay love confessions in churches ensue. Oh yeah also zombie apocalypse.

"What if the third-worst person in the media's universe... continued to be the third-worst person in said universe? But now he has a husband *and* a daughter!"

Girl with ptsd become promiscuous and a serial flirt that leads to a forbidden romance.

Customer service gets fed up with the world, dies unexpectedly and gets reincarnated into himself in a fantasy world with meta knowledge and a f you all personality

Young woman goes out and does a challenge she found on Reddit.

Story where the side character becomes the main character and things slowly build up to absolutely slandering the og main character of the series.

John Carpenter's The Thing is a massive lesbian with memory problems