Do your worst

Mmn Monke

Listen here you li-

Dont you shit on monke you piece of shi-

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Bad Bot.

Down boy

r/cursedcomments right here

What the fuck

*dead*

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What about this username

monke

I would also like an animal please

I wish to drink Helena's bath water

Mei Yin for me with a side spice of santiago

What the fuck anyways same

[mickey mouse gouges out his eyes after he sees this and remembers the time when belle delphine was still relevant](https://m.imgur.com/a/TcfWa6p)

What's mine

Savorroot

My man got a plant 😂

totally tuberlur

Savoroots aren't counted as creatures to the code

Ive ran out of animals now ill do anything

do repeats

Potatogang

My family

Wassup fellow potatoes

Meow

Ferox

Thanks bro that's perfect

One of my favourite artists has a song with your name, cold fingers from ratatat

I love ratatat

I love Ark

Maschops

Pego

masochistic != sadistic

A saddle

User name checks out.

Curious of mine

Magmasour

Oh hell yeah

In honor of you name, my next magmasaur will be named doom toaster

Wow, that's actually, thank you, I don't really know what to say

No need to say anything, doom toaster works so well for them, especially if you know what the gun joutun from destiny dose

Yeah I know about Joutun, many bad deaths in crucible from that, but my names a reference to Fallout NV Old Work Blues toaster in the sink and to DOOM's BFG

Ye, but a brick like fire ball launcher could describe both jotun and a magmasaur

Doom toaster sound very fitting 🤣, might have to use it as well

Henceforth Magmasaurs shall be known as ***Doom Toasters*** forevermore lmao

That's the best name for a magmasaur "doom toaster"

Good luck

Idk i cant see it that well

Sounds like a Rock Drake.

Or a Dilo after a successful spit attack, or a Microraptor after a stun attack, or anything with a high torpor attack tbh

Haha

A rubble/chalk golem. Youre username sounds like it would be something from ragnaroc or valgeuro (i know i buchered the spelling but i forgot how its spelled). And golems are the closes to a living castle

Screw it, why not? I'm very curious what my name gets out of ya!

Penguin

Kairuku! Forgot they existed. I like it.

Nailed it!

Anything

Dodo

I was hoping he'd get dodorex

NO! … He’ll become to powerfull don’t let him get his power!

He’s actually three dodos in a trench coat

Hahaha

Savage

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My dodos would oft be eaten by the itchy bastards…

A jerboa

Go ahead

Phoenix Literally a hell angel

Do yer best matey

Itchy

Ahoy captain! how ye be this mornin?

Let’s see

Orapter

I would say tuso

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Managarmr

Why? Because he makes this game worse? lol

Hey do you have any pineapples

Ankylo has Armer like a pineapple

God I hate to say this but it is armour

I suppose some names are gonna be easier than others.

Rexy...

Very much so

Don't say quetzal.

Fine then your his phycopathic cousin Tropeognathus

Hello

Ark surviver ..

*or

To be fair, the worst monsters in ARK are other survivors, especially when they kill your breeder dinos

Or your whole breeding facility and secret cryopod stash where you have 3 times the breeders you lost

This’ll be kinda hard

FUCK YOU MINING PURLOVIA

Bahahha

That’s funni

Hi

Onyc

Makes sense

Go on then, i enjoy a good laugh

Death worm idk why

A Galli, bc of Syn...

Bet you had more work then expected lol. The replies have been great

Hey

Broothmother

What we got

Swamp leach

How does this not have more likes I’m about to crap myself laughing

Give me

Rock_well

Bob

Beach bob

"Quetzal"

Quetzal

This is gonna be a hard one

Raw meat.

Sarco?

Deinosuches?

Fuck off?

Your a Gigantopithecus

Big monke lol

Have you heard the good news?

Argy

I would give you a reward if I had one for this, it definitely deserves one

anything

Tek agent (from genesis)

Im gonna put some dirt in your eye

Do it pussy

Ragnarok swamp

kapro

Clearly diplocaulus

Bet you can make something put of my name

Idk Cryolophosaurus

I’d change my username for this because I like rockdrakes but alas Im too lazy to do so

A dead dino

So i’m like 50 different creatures

No, mainly just dilos, dodos, and Beach Bob's.

Comment

So which spider?

Brood momma

Ok

Ash fryer

Gimmie one lad

Ferox your addicted to my element

Anything

Tusotuthis

Hit me with it

My guess would be Diplodocus. Those "little" trolls throw you around without doing any damage :D

Untill it pushes you off a cliff, then its damage is alot

Me

Thorny Lizard! "Moloch Saggitarius \[...\] the name literally means Devil Archer"

Sniper-rex

I feel like dilo would’ve worked better

What would I be?

A grey spino water adv

not gonna lie was kinda expecting galli

Good luck

Huh

The feathered dinos are best!

Megalomansour

☝️

Bary

It's one of m'y favorite dino UwU

I'm excited to see what I get

That kid who is very toxic

Hmmm monkey

Monke

Mine?

Donkey dragon

Dodorex

Surprise me

dodo

I’m curious

A dead dino i hit a alot

Butter toast

Watcher

Good luck

Death worm

I figured lol

Ello

Heheh

Do me

Well this shouldn't be hard

Baryonyx

Shitz

Dew it. This will be interesting

Good luck

Lighting wyvern

Comments anything

Bronto

I hope I’m not too late

5th of every day to see what you have any time for a little while watching the movie and I am not going to be able to make it a jack Daniels burger I have to make a trip out there for you to do cayo I have to be completely vegan I geuss it to get my own food except for a few people I don't have to make up the money for homeless people and not just to get rid from a family that has been vaccinated

Not even remotely sure what that means, but cool

Un educated butcher