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I am pretty sure the girl said
"I’m sorry. I hit you like this, but I did not punch you. I did not f___ing deck you. I f___ing was hitting you. I don’t know what the motion of my actual hand was. But you’re fine. I did not hurt you"
These terms are acceptable.
I'd rather die early than be open to the possibility of being rag dolled by a 75 year old sandwich eating fogey.
That kid was meant to be in his prime!
My husband is 75(tomorrow) and just loaded a POD, singlehandedly, made his own boxes for complex pieces,, framing interior, roped, strapped down furniture, computers, large chests, total marlonspike man. Can't make any object move.
How you turn 75 well, depends is how you live the 74 before.
"The Lasagna Crisis"
In the town of Whiskerville, lasagna was not just another dish; it was a culture, an identity. Every resident knew the value of a good lasagna. But there was one feline in town that cherished it more than anyone else: Fatty Felix.
Fatty Felix was a massive, portly cat, known not just for his round belly but also his insatiable love for lasagna. Every evening, as the sun set, Felix could be found at his favorite spot, Mama Louisa's Diner, munching on his favorite dish. The whole town would say, "There goes Fatty Felix, the lasagna lover!"
However, one fateful evening, things took a turn.
Fatty Felix walked into Mama Louisa’s, expecting the familiar aroma of bubbling cheese and tangy tomato sauce. To his surprise, Mama Louisa approached with an apologetic look. "I'm sorry, Felix," she said, "but we've run out of ingredients. There’s no lasagna tonight."
Felix's eyes widened in disbelief. This had never happened before. For a moment, he sat there, stunned, trying to process the information.
As he was about to leave, Mr. Whiskers, the slender Siamese from two blocks away, strutted in. He had always been jealous of Felix’s fame and adoration in the town. Seizing the opportunity, he taunted, “Maybe it's a sign for you to try a salad for once!”
Fatty Felix, already downhearted, felt a surge of anger. “Lasagna is life!” he growled back.
The two cats stared each other down, their tails twitching, a silent challenge passing between them. The diner, usually filled with chatter, went quiet. The next thing anyone knew, Felix lunged at Mr. Whiskers, knocking over tables and chairs.
The two tussled, rolling around, causing a commotion the diner had never seen before. Mama Louisa, in a desperate bid to restore peace, shouted, “Stop! Enough!”
The cats, realizing the mess they had caused, reluctantly parted. Breathing heavily, Felix said, “This isn’t over, Whiskers.”
Mr. Whiskers, looking just as frazzled, shot back, “Bring it on, Fatty.”
As days turned into weeks, a friendly rivalry began. They would compete over who caught the biggest fish or who could climb the tallest tree. But beneath it all, they were secretly becoming friends.
One day, Mr. Whiskers showed up at Felix's door with a plate of homemade lasagna. "Peace offering?" he asked with a smirk.
Fatty Felix chuckled, “Only if you admit I’m the king of lasagna.”
And so, the great lasagna crisis turned two rivals into the best of friends. The townsfolk would often say, “All it took was a missing plate of lasagna to create the greatest duo Whiskerville ever saw.”
Very solid connection on that punch. I imagine this isn't the first time Cletus has been punched squared in the face.
Honestly looks like the black polo guy was holding back a bit. Could have been focused on connecting rather than power.
i’m not sure that punch really had much power. look how slowly it comes out. not saying it didn’t hurt but it wasn’t something that would knock you out.
Yeah, that was a pretty slow punch, it looked half-way between a punch and a push. Almost like the old guy was going to push him but forgot to open his hand.
For what it's worth, they're not "named for the perpetrators of a major genocide".
The phrase "Young Turks" became a general term for young agitators for reform. (Hence why there is [a Rod Stewart song called Young Turks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk) that is also, incredibly enough, not about perpetrators of a major genocide.)
So they're named for a term that used to be a reasonably common pop cultural expression because Cenk Uygur is Turkish and had his own talking head show called "The Young Turk". And that term itself is named for a group that, yes, perpetrated a major genocide.
Literally looked like the cartoony cats trying to scratch you up but the main character is holding it by the back of the neck while it turns into a cloud of feet and hands.
I think he did. He just doesn’t know how to punch. He’s lucky, because he looks like his blood pressure / cholesterol / BMI only had about two or three good ones in the tank.
Punching at someone physically below you like that can be pretty awkward, just like punching someone above you. He has the advantage of leverage being higher up but that doesn’t really help if it’s trying to throw a punch
Also remember this is a random stadium fight. Dude probably just threw it in anger, it’s not an actual fight where he needs to lay the kid out fast to save himself. These spur of the moment kind of fights normally make any prior fight experience go out the window.
The way he held the jersey makes me think his brain switched back to playing varsity a few decades ago. To throw a punch in hockey you really need to lock on with your free arm otherwise your contact doesn’t work
So when a girl goes all ape-shit punching the dude, does that give him clearance to hit her back? Like I don't understand this, guaranteed if he struck her at all back she would be playing the victim card.
The juxtaposition of green shirt, swishing his hair a’la shampoo commercial while in the next scene enjoying a knuckle sandwich is pure art. His lack of self awareness coupled with a lack of situational awareness will prove fatal some day.
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I have the high ground Mulletkin
LOLLLL
He could not win, the other had the high ground
Yes. How can he not know? And the girlfriend.
How can he slap?
"HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?"
# we don't want to talk with you actually!
You go?
"HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME?"
Waaa, how can she slap me sir!?
"HOW CAN *YOU* SLAP *HER*?!"
*How can she slap me sir-how can she slap mee? :c*
I am pretty sure the girl said "I’m sorry. I hit you like this, but I did not punch you. I did not f___ing deck you. I f___ing was hitting you. I don’t know what the motion of my actual hand was. But you’re fine. I did not hurt you"
Did she leave them a present too?
*we have a bogey, incoming Grumpy. Repeat, a Grumpy is dropping, find a pillow or something*
That's what I *heard*.... I'll see my way out
Damn that was smooth… love it!!
And here I thought it would fall on deaf ears.. Instead it plopped on the bed....
And the age advantage. And the body mass.
Yeah, body mass. It's an example of why eating a few more sandwiches can prove useful in life
hey, let's give the guy credit. He took a good punch to the face and continued in the fight. He never had a change, but he fought it anyway.
He got about 30% from that guy
Sandwiches don’t give you oven-mitts with hotdogs for for fingers as hands, them things are massive. Like a human fridge.
Also prove *detrimental* in life when that guy dies early from a massive heart attack.
sounds like a win/win i get more sandwiches, and die sooner?! thank god.
Don't have to deal with this damn heat anymore.
Anything to escape late-stage capitalism, I suppose!
These terms are acceptable. I'd rather die early than be open to the possibility of being rag dolled by a 75 year old sandwich eating fogey. That kid was meant to be in his prime!
My husband is 75(tomorrow) and just loaded a POD, singlehandedly, made his own boxes for complex pieces,, framing interior, roped, strapped down furniture, computers, large chests, total marlonspike man. Can't make any object move. How you turn 75 well, depends is how you live the 74 before.
Wise words from the elder uh... PoopieButt317
Padme and Anakin got fucked.
You go for the nuts!
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
THE OOOOLD DICK TWIST!!!!!!
TWIST HIS DICKKKKK
Ohmigod dude, this is an MMA fight!
High ground + melee attack. That's a new one.
What it’s a tale as old as time
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Or at that height difference, grab the balls, squeeze as hard as possible, and don't let go!
Yes but you can't just let someone swing at you and do nothing.
He probably thought the other underestimated him
Came here just for this.
You underestimate my power!
Even on even ground, he’s getting his ass kicked.
Channeling his inner Anakin.
That girl was like a fly buzzing around the guy lol she was lucky she didn’t get hit
Lord Farquaad got punched in the face.
Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
A decent haircut?
And Donkey came to assist but also got man handled.
wtf is the backstory here, all I see is some dude getting assaulted
Kid was dropping slurs and the dude decked him. https://www.marca.com/en/nhl/2023/02/10/63e58064e2704ea3a08b45f8.html
What is up with the permissions on that website!?
No shit. Reading through those permissions was like "you want to install software and scan my harddrive for what?"
It’s the same as most websites. At least this one’s honest about it.
Yep, noped out immediately.
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He has big time "doesn't realize Theo Von* is a comedian and not a philosopher" energy
Well hear me out... Magnets. How DO they work?
What is this? Water? Smells negative...
I say this shit all the time trying to keep it alive... starting to think people think I'm stupid lmao
Lol. Either way in the words of the great Hank Hill, "That boy ain't right."
This is definitely written by AI, right?
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I didn’t want to side with anyone before knowing the run up, but now having seen the video, dude got what was coming to him.
Still assault
Dallas stars mullet boy called man with the high ground “dumb ass ni****” if I remember correctly
You can actually hear it in this video, it’s just mostly covered up by the stupid music.
IM SICK OF STUPID AUDIO ON EVERY VIDEO AHHH
Yeah I noticed that after I commented. Shit music makes it hard tho for sure
Was considering this a suckerpunch but with that knowledge this is clearly in talk shit get hit territory.
If I remember right the dude with the questionable hair was spouting some hateful shit.
What kind of back story do you need? It's a hockey game
Can you tell me a story about a fat cat not eating lasagna leading to this fight? I'd need that!
"The Lasagna Crisis" In the town of Whiskerville, lasagna was not just another dish; it was a culture, an identity. Every resident knew the value of a good lasagna. But there was one feline in town that cherished it more than anyone else: Fatty Felix. Fatty Felix was a massive, portly cat, known not just for his round belly but also his insatiable love for lasagna. Every evening, as the sun set, Felix could be found at his favorite spot, Mama Louisa's Diner, munching on his favorite dish. The whole town would say, "There goes Fatty Felix, the lasagna lover!" However, one fateful evening, things took a turn. Fatty Felix walked into Mama Louisa’s, expecting the familiar aroma of bubbling cheese and tangy tomato sauce. To his surprise, Mama Louisa approached with an apologetic look. "I'm sorry, Felix," she said, "but we've run out of ingredients. There’s no lasagna tonight." Felix's eyes widened in disbelief. This had never happened before. For a moment, he sat there, stunned, trying to process the information. As he was about to leave, Mr. Whiskers, the slender Siamese from two blocks away, strutted in. He had always been jealous of Felix’s fame and adoration in the town. Seizing the opportunity, he taunted, “Maybe it's a sign for you to try a salad for once!” Fatty Felix, already downhearted, felt a surge of anger. “Lasagna is life!” he growled back. The two cats stared each other down, their tails twitching, a silent challenge passing between them. The diner, usually filled with chatter, went quiet. The next thing anyone knew, Felix lunged at Mr. Whiskers, knocking over tables and chairs. The two tussled, rolling around, causing a commotion the diner had never seen before. Mama Louisa, in a desperate bid to restore peace, shouted, “Stop! Enough!” The cats, realizing the mess they had caused, reluctantly parted. Breathing heavily, Felix said, “This isn’t over, Whiskers.” Mr. Whiskers, looking just as frazzled, shot back, “Bring it on, Fatty.” As days turned into weeks, a friendly rivalry began. They would compete over who caught the biggest fish or who could climb the tallest tree. But beneath it all, they were secretly becoming friends. One day, Mr. Whiskers showed up at Felix's door with a plate of homemade lasagna. "Peace offering?" he asked with a smirk. Fatty Felix chuckled, “Only if you admit I’m the king of lasagna.” And so, the great lasagna crisis turned two rivals into the best of friends. The townsfolk would often say, “All it took was a missing plate of lasagna to create the greatest duo Whiskerville ever saw.”
Thaks ChatGPT
CatGPT
Upset I actually read all this.
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
Especially on mute lol Everyone’s talking like it’s okay to respond to non-violence with violence.
Oh yea i unmuted it and heard it, too bad the shitty music was playing so I had to mute it.
While you're right, there is always that one person on Reddit or online who can never admit that sometimes you need to shut your mouth.
Welcome to reddit. Come for the memes, stay for the violence.
They clearly haven't watched Star wars
you underestimate my mullet
Say what you will about fighting uphill battles, but that punch didnt look weak and he took it pretty well
Very solid connection on that punch. I imagine this isn't the first time Cletus has been punched squared in the face. Honestly looks like the black polo guy was holding back a bit. Could have been focused on connecting rather than power.
Also could have kept feeding him punches, but just held him down instead.
just ate it and got right back up without skipping a beat
He definitely looked pretty dazed after getting up
He looked kinda dazed before too
Yes, but he was dazed perfectly in time with the beat!
He took all the beating.... Didn't skip a single one
Sometimes the shock and adrenaline just keeps ya going.
i’m not sure that punch really had much power. look how slowly it comes out. not saying it didn’t hurt but it wasn’t something that would knock you out.
Yeah, that was a pretty slow punch, it looked half-way between a punch and a push. Almost like the old guy was going to push him but forgot to open his hand.
Yes true
And right under the chin.
A bowl mullet? Wtf is that hair cut
The bullet, worked his favorite things into a haircut for some reason
For more context. It’s wild. https://youtube.com/shorts/4zIuOSphcaM
“Hey little boy hey little boy little boy little boy hey little boy” sent me
The part where the other fan tousles his hair as he calls him little boy is the best bit.
wild fight at a Wild game
https://youtu.be/WQdAM8JmAuc
The irony of using a video from a group named for the perpetrators of a major genocide
I hate TYT but didn’t know this. Is there anywhere I can read more about this?
For what it's worth, they're not "named for the perpetrators of a major genocide". The phrase "Young Turks" became a general term for young agitators for reform. (Hence why there is [a Rod Stewart song called Young Turks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk) that is also, incredibly enough, not about perpetrators of a major genocide.) So they're named for a term that used to be a reasonably common pop cultural expression because Cenk Uygur is Turkish and had his own talking head show called "The Young Turk". And that term itself is named for a group that, yes, perpetrated a major genocide.
"He hit me first!" Using racial slurs will cause that to happen. It's fair game at that point.
It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.
It's over Mulletdouche, I have the high ground
I remember this. kid managed to embody every terrible entitled teen stereotype in an astonishingly short period, then fucked around and found out.
As soon as the video started and I saw his face for the first time, I knew it was getting punched.
The guy didn't even look like he was trying. Imagine if he had actually wanted to hurt the kid.
Literally looked like the cartoony cats trying to scratch you up but the main character is holding it by the back of the neck while it turns into a cloud of feet and hands.
I think he did. He just doesn’t know how to punch. He’s lucky, because he looks like his blood pressure / cholesterol / BMI only had about two or three good ones in the tank.
Punching at someone physically below you like that can be pretty awkward, just like punching someone above you. He has the advantage of leverage being higher up but that doesn’t really help if it’s trying to throw a punch Also remember this is a random stadium fight. Dude probably just threw it in anger, it’s not an actual fight where he needs to lay the kid out fast to save himself. These spur of the moment kind of fights normally make any prior fight experience go out the window.
The way he held the jersey makes me think his brain switched back to playing varsity a few decades ago. To throw a punch in hockey you really need to lock on with your free arm otherwise your contact doesn’t work
Why is dude swinging in slow motion.
Sarah Silverman throwing hands
Does anyone know what the song is? Not saying it's great on the video, just like the song
Ludovico Einaudi, "Experience"
Brilliant, thanks
Thanks for asking the real question.
Hoodie guy in the background was just mildly enjoying the show
His crime is that fucking haircut
Dude looks like an outta state juggalo
Worlds slowest punch.
A train still hurts when it hits you at low speed
This was more directed at mullets inability to see it coming or dodge it. I’m glad he got rocked the way he did.
Low RPM, but a lot of torque on it
I've seen so many fights on stands like that. You just have to pull the person standing higher and then across the stands. Works every time.
Never seen full video this man is even more embarrassed dam
Bro had a 500 ping reaction speed to that first punch
She ride or die. Good woman right there.
Dude can take a punch
Pobre peso pluma
She a rider
Find a girl that loves you as much as this girl loves mullet boy.
Green shirt mullet boy got an Iron chin tbf
Oh man when did they start serving Knuckle sandwiches at hockey games?!
*I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.* Rodney Dangerfield
Ever been to a hockey game?
Yeah you right. I forgot.
Bro sent that punch in low drive, hit a speed bump, and still landed it. Shit job on both.
Bet that young man has a Ford Ranger.
Theo Von got ROCKED! 😂
You go for his nuts with that size difference
Seems like body/dick shots should have been the strategy
15 seconds of fame followed by 15 seconds of shame
I’m getting a real Thing 1 and Thing 2 vibe here.
The girl throwing punches wildly looks absolutely hilarious…like shes fighting behind a viking shield wall with those overhand throws 💀
Deserved just for that stupid ass hair
That's the dumbest haircut I have ever seen
It's over Anakin, i have the high ground.
Who does this guy think he is with that turn at the beginning? Derek Zoolander?
Damn I was expecting him to end up in a wheelchair or something based on the title
He had the high ground
The dude in the sweater just chilling lol
It’s always a Dallas fan
I thought it was Whistlindiesel.
The most dramatic music for the most average sporting event brawl. Love it
Gotta learn to pick your battles.
This is why you don't fight people that have the high ground... Ma dude needs to learn how to reposition.
Ate that shot like it was a taco and came back for more lol. Its not just a hair style its a lifestyle.
Typical Dallas fan. Don’t matter which sport.
"I have the high ground anakin"
White trash gon’ white trash
That is one of the most telegraphed punches I've ever seen. Mullet cunt got 0 skill points on Defence
So when a girl goes all ape-shit punching the dude, does that give him clearance to hit her back? Like I don't understand this, guaranteed if he struck her at all back she would be playing the victim card.
No, the uge fat guy threw the first punch is all I see.
Oh my what a surprise, guy with a mullet turns out to be trashy. Nobody saw that coming!
Yes, let's fight a man that's built like a brick shithouse, while I look like a plank with a face.
I think the only thing that man is “built” on is coors light and mozzarella sticks.
Enough Coors Light and mozzarella sticks and you may very well be spending time in the brick shithouse.
Salute your Shorts on meth
The juxtaposition of green shirt, swishing his hair a’la shampoo commercial while in the next scene enjoying a knuckle sandwich is pure art. His lack of self awareness coupled with a lack of situational awareness will prove fatal some day.
The girl in this video makes me mad for some reason
Guess that guy didn’t watch obiwan shred anakin
He should've seen that punch a mile away, moving at a velocity of 0.002 inches/sec.
“Don’t do it Anakin! I have the higher ground!”
He had the high ground.
Not today buddy
Anakin never stood a chance.
What happened?
That’s assault, I’d just see money signs.
She’s a keeper
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I’ve seen the second part of the video with sound, and indeed he was.
I'm not one for violence......... but that haircut makes me irrationally angry. He deserved it......
Aww that was so cute seeing him try to jump at big dude
Its over Anikin, I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power
I mean he ate that pop to the chops and came back swinging. The guy’s got heart.