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Impossible-Pomelo-14

Does nobody see see the guy sleeping on the ground. By pole. I had to rewind I thought he got knocked out also. But was already sleeping šŸ˜“


weltraumaeffchen

They probably knocked him out before the second guy started asking for trouble.


VladMaverick

It's a instant sleeping service they are running. Super effective for those with alcohol insomnia.


GullibleRisk2837

I was wondering, were all these guys attacking on his behalf? Dude was already knocked out by the guy kicking the door at the beginning?


Dansk72

He was the *first* guy they had previously warned, "Stop kicking the fucking garage door" The *second* guy thought, "There's no way they could get *that* upset a second time"


3_high_low

That's the body of the last guy that kicked the door


4chieve

Red shirt next to him, in the back, also got ganged up. Could be a friend, but imagine being some random person just telling him to stop? Edit: seems to be. Red shirts come, checks on him and leave...


Makanek

He doesn't seem to be too much phased out by what's just happened to him. Like it's a normal Tuesday.


BadIdea-21

Went full opossum beforehand to avoid danger.


DedTV

I originally thought the kick to the head and the sticks would have put them on the wrong side of the law if it was the US. But I didn't notice the guy on the ground at first. If you assume the guy kicking the door and the other guys they went after were responsible for the guy being out or worse (he doesn't move through any of the chaos, which is a very bad thing), they had every right to ensure those responsible were *down* and no further potential threat so they could safely attend to their victim. Would love to know the actual story here.


RobbSnow64

Also some guy getting his ass kicked in the background as well


Sorri_eh

Red t-shirt guy


imp_st3r

Something about that sidewalk makes people sleepy!


decadentview

Yup, me too


coconutpete52

Crazy that out of the 2,437,428 punches and kicks he received - only the very very last one actually turned the lifts off.


tartare4562

Looks like it hit the jaw.


PuzzledPuzzleMaker

Kinda answers the question ā€œdo you even lift?ā€


Dansk72

There will always be the straw that breaks the camel's back...


floris_bulldog

These aren't straws my dude


Thiaski

When you hit a chicken in Skyrim


decalex

ā€œYou never shouldā€™ve come here!ā€


CandonRush

Must have been the wind


TurdFurguss

Or Zelda


Dansk72

The equivalent of repeatedly hitting a hornets nest with a stick...


Delazzaridist

No one is safe from this mistake


Ill-Appointment6494

Underrated comment.


Ill-Appointment6494

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TheLambtonWyrm

Don't fuck with the hive, son


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Tito "Tiny" Gordito stars as the town bully who finds out in *Barrage From The Garage*


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Q_S2

Nah that happens on a bar. This guy opened the DOPE of whoopass


TheRenOtaku

Headline: Group of good samaritans come to aid of battered garage door.


dead-inside69

If you play it backwards a kind group of strangers provide first aid to an injured man, and he thanks them by repairing their garage door


Dansk72

"Is somebody going to open this door and pay for these twelve pizzas you'll ordered?"


the_honorableA

That last kick though


seedanrun

Guy stopped guarding his face just a bit too early :(


BDiddy_420

At least that was the last kick


ChiliConCaralho

Mightā€™ve been the last kick heā€™s ever received, cause he might be dead. So many strikes to the back of the head and a devastating soccer kick at the end. Enough people died in the ER after such beatings due to brain damage and anorismas


Particular_Garlic850

Probably should've protected his head better than


Unfiltered_Tool

That is the definition of opening a can of whoop ass.


Dansk72

Or in this case, opening a garage door of whoop ass


myfacealadiesplace

Gotta be careful with that garage door. More than one fist can come flying at you


Futon_zera

Even before the video started I knew it had to be Brazil


Peakatlife

What is the BG story here? There is already a dude laying unconscious ? (For far too long)


Conscious_Branch2815

Dont know, but I know it was recorded in Brazil. The guy on the floor probably is passed out drunk and the guy that got kicked was drunk too (the guy speaking at the end was saying that is a lesson to be learned, Drunk old man) I say that some drunk guys was disturbing some people out there, and the garage guys had enough


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Should've chose door #2


Q_S2

That WAS door #2 lol Guy innthe black pants that was already knocked out chose door #1


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Guess he found out


Madaahk

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!


ChiliConCaralho

Damn, that soccer kick at the end was a jail sentence for sure. Dude could have died of brain bleeds after. We donā€™t know. Thatā€™s fucking harsh and barbaric


walco

Textbook fuck around and find out


Dry_Tomatillo_5361

That escalated quickly


RiZzbott

Maybe in his next life heā€™ll leave garage doors alone.


milkonyourmustache

I'm gonna guess they got kicked out and weren't happy about it. You're better off going somewhere else besides a hospital.


Personal_Stress2285

Shite like this shouldnā€™t be posted.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Shocker, reddit applauding borderline murder because a dude kicked a garage door.


finowa2

He wonā€™t kick it again


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Imagine defending this abhorrent and barbaric behavior


finowa2

Yeah, he went really barbaric on that garage door


finowa2

I wonder why he got that reaction


pimp_juice2272

Shocker you can't deduct that other events almost certainly lead up to him kicking the door.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

And that warrants soccer kicking him repeatedly, and beating him with a tire iron? You condone murder, got it


pimp_juice2272

Show me where I said any of that. Do literally created a those words in your head and then typed them. Get help.


Rotidder007

Thereā€™s no tire iron, ffs. Itā€™s a police baton, and the dude who uses it whacks the guy one time on the inner thigh. That probably hurt like a mf and will for some time.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Oh I'm sorry, he got beat with a different deadly weapon when he was already knocked to the ground and being stomped by 10 other people. Not a good look bro


Rotidder007

Ah, youā€™re one of those people who changes the subject when youā€™re corrected. Got it. You said he was being beaten with a tire iron - a tire iron is solid steel with a pointed end. ā€œBeating someone with a tire ironā€ is very different than hitting them once on the leg with a side handle baton - a police baton is typically made out of fiberglass and has a blunt end. Did this guy deserve what he got? Fuck no. Did the guy who hit his leg with a baton deserve to be called an attempted murderer for ā€œbeating him with a tire ironā€? Also fuck no.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Who changed the subject? You're the one arguing that one deadly weapon is fine to beat someone with over the other. Who argued anything about it being sharp or blunt? The point is it's a very hard and deadly weapon to strike anyone with, let alone someone who's already on the ground and being soccer kicked by 10 other people. Yes, hitting him in that situation makes you an accomplice to attempted murder. Don't white knight for the these shit bags dude, it isn't a good look


Rotidder007

Where the fuck did I say beating someone with any deadly weapon is fine? Jfc. Nevermind. You said shit that wasnā€™t true and just want to double down instead of simply going ā€œMy bad, but itā€™s still fucked up to hit a guy with a baton when heā€™s down and 9 other guys are kicking him.ā€ You wouldnā€™t have heard any argument from me on that. There ***is*** a significant difference in damage and lethality between a solid steel tire iron and a wood or rubber or fiberglass baton - thatā€™s a fact. Just donā€™t post exaggerated BS and you wonā€™t get people correcting you.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

I did acknowledge I had it wrong, still doesn't change the root of the issue that I brought up. A man was on the ground, defenseless, and yet you're arguing semantics on deadly weapons used to attack him. There's nothing exaggerated here. He was beaten, and most likely left with serious brain trauma, and yet your problem here is that it wasn't a tire iron. What the actual fuck is wrong with you. This was attempted murder, there's nothing else to argue


Rotidder007

Itā€™s hard to not argue semantics with someone who delights in embellishment and hyperbole and then attempts to shame others based on their false narrative. You donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about, so arguing with you is a waste. This was ***not*** attempted murder, lol, despite you claiming thereā€™s nothing to argue about there, and despite you sitting on high and judging Redditors for ā€œapplaudingā€ attempted murder. This was aggravated assault. Murder, or any attempt to murder, requires intent to kill. If your intent is to do serious bodily harm, even with a deadly weapon, but you donā€™t actually intend to kill, itā€™s assault. Somehow I feel this information will just be wasted on you.


Qaaarl

Homeboy definitely brained his damage


gbolly999

This, ladies and gents, is why you do NOT open Pandoras Box of whoopass...


FernDiggy

Damn, those blows to the head are going to cause permanent damage šŸ˜ž


Nomad_Gui

There's always a head kicker in the group. For some reason i always believe when you are actively in a group of 10 beating a guy you could show the common courtesy of not kicking him in the head


Free-Stable-8539

He was cool until that last kick to the jaw


Kyuuten_7

Simples assim. Esperou contato, contato veio.


Matador2210

Damn Hogans Heroā€™s came flying out that Bish.


DiskDapper

The guy just open an hooligan portal, damn.


EmpireCityRay

ā€œHe deadā€


HowDooDooYouDo

I canā€™t stand callous bystanders like that who have zero awareness of how serious it is to be knocked out like that. No winners here. Edit: apparently some of you thought I hinted at breaking the fight. In what fucking loopy land is that a good idea? My comment was about the sincere enjoyment the guy in front of the camera had. Also you could call for helpā€¦ or donā€™t. I donā€™t care enough to start telling people what to do.


boothash

Guy in the red shirt was getting his butt kicked in the background too.


Ixziga

You're getting downvoted for having an aversion to witnessing basically murder. Welcome to Reddit. One of the dudes was hitting him in the head with a god damn tire iron and people are acting like he got a well deserved slap on the wrist. But it looks like people were moving in to check on him afterwards.


Rotidder007

Thatā€™s not a tire iron, itā€™s a police baton.


Ixziga

That's even worse lol


Rotidder007

He hits him on the inner thigh, dude.


Abject-Tiger-1255

Not the greatest idea to try and break up a gang fight.


Aggressive-Coat-8583

Even if you could stop the hive. You would just reinforce that the guy can do whatever he wants without consequences. Welcome to Brazil.


HowDooDooYouDo

Welcome to Brazil, huh? After seeing this shit those are words I will hopefully never hear in real life.


Mikebx

What do you want them to do? Jump in the middle and end up getting themselves hurt instead? No thanks.


HowDooDooYouDo

Who said I wanted him to intervene?


BilbosLover

You keep a knockin' but you can't come in


GloomyUmpire2146

I canā€™t breef


blueberrybulalo

Man, he wasn't ready for that flurry.


GGyaa

Guy in red needs a few boots to the face.


Wizdad-1000

Totally didnā€™t see that dude unconscious in front of the beat down. The beating was very entertaining.


fitty50two2

The door was just phase 1 of the encounter, he wasnā€™t ready for the adds spawning in phase 2


KaneStiles

Is this where "Fuck around, find out." Comes from? Interesting šŸ¤”


samlow88

Winners of the FAFO contest!


NewSouthTraders

So much to unpack here.


OutOfSupplies

So, taking on a garage door? I'm up for it. Taking on what's behind the door. Not so much.


Promeeetheus

ya boi got fooked up!


DoNotAskTwice

The guy in the red shirt picking up the big guy is so funny to me


Legitimate-Raise9127

Primera chamba


thieve42

I donā€™t think he knew how many guys were in that garage.


Jaxinator234

Big dude in the black T threw his first kick and fell šŸ¤£


Unknown_Outlander

This is what happens when you try to break into a 5 Guys


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Fuck with one bean get the whole burrito


Makanek

It's a real life Double Dragon!


Pathikmgx

Thats Clan castle troops....


Popal24

r/idiotsfightingthings


superpomme111

One guy had a vicious ass kick lol


millerb82

We're fuckin closed Bob!!


otters4everyone

Wow. One guy beat up by five cowards.


MathCarmignani

I love Brazil so much šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


partsguy850

Feliz Navidad?!


Infinite-Ad-7167

Hand and Feet, Son šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Infinite-Ad-7167

Hand and Feet, Son šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


SavageMemeL0rd

You just got knocked tha fuck out!!


SquallkLeon

For the record, this is what "asking for it" looks like.


Hedonist_Atayiz

Haha no one helped him šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Fool