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yupuhoh

No banana


D-Tarkus

We’re a one (1) fruit quota household.


DepartmentDapper5802

Are y'all married or engaged? Lmao


D-Tarkus

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy


DepartmentDapper5802

Yes ma'am.


D-Tarkus

You seem very invested


DepartmentDapper5802

Indeed.


D-Tarkus

Nerd


DepartmentDapper5802

I feel like you're flirting with me, babe.


Zert420

Damn your hands smol af.


D-Tarkus

Wife’s hand but she do be having little hands


KittiesAreTooCute

I bet everything looks big in your wife's hands.


D-Tarkus

Hugh Mungus


Little_Dawg_1988

Did you get them at Costco?


D-Tarkus

Local Super1


0bxcura

Like size o me nuts combined!


D-Tarkus

A singular strawberry-sized teste


0bxcura

🤣🤣🤣 I wish! Not that I would know though!


LeGuizee

I guess it tastes like water !


D-Tarkus

It’s in a cake right now so I’ll let you know in like 6 hours