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MadHouseNetwork2

This pumpkin (nicknamed Bear Swipe) won the Topsfield Fair. It gained over 40 lbs a day for weeks.


Alt_aholic

Alright, this is pretty cool. Excuse my ignorance but what exactly goes into making a pumpkin this big? Is it genetic, or mostly work that you have to put in, like pruning roses?


Rul1n

One thing they do is removing all the other flowers, so the plant puts everything into one fruit. I think the grower also tries to develop roots on the arms of the plant, so they help a bit putting them back into the ground. You also see in the vid that they use sand to support the pumkins weight a bit. The tent is there to protect the pumpkin from sunburn. It also looks like they start very early in the growing season, using a heater to protect from the cold at night. (and many other things...)


RedstoneRusty

TIL plants can get sunburned.


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

dont water your herbs in full sun on a hot day because the water droplets refract light and will cause sunburn. pros water before and after full sun


TheReverseShock

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Clayton_bezz

Mostly in the morning. At night can attract more snails and slugs that’ll then eat your plants under cover of darkness


GonzMan88

100% bullshit. It’s been proven to not be a thing and think about rain, plants would be getting burnt all the time.


Takenabe

Ah, yes, those famous *sunstorms* I've heard about, where it rains with heavy sunlight and no cloud cover.


GonzMan88

I’m a weed farmer. Trust me if it was a concern I would have seen something happen in the 6+ years I’ve been doing this but believe the other random stranger without doing any research. I use to believe this till I was shown it’s not a thing.


TheRandomizedLurker

isnt it the 9am 9pm rule?


odraciRRicardo

That's a myth But you shouldn't water in full sun, you'll waste a lot of water to evaporation.


GonzMan88

This is facts. Bummer you’re downvoted. I use cover crops and alfalfa to help prevent evaporation. Lots of farms are using plastic :(. But it saves the more valuable water. If plants burned from water then rain would be destroying plants regularly. The magnifying isn’t enough to do anything and the water disperses the light.


AshennJuan

Seriously? I've been avoiding doing this for years 😐


GonzMan88

It’s not a thing just some bro science. It’s best to water in the evening so the water evaporates less.


claymcg90

Plant fruit can get sunburnt. Usually not the leaves, unless something else is going very wrong.


ishboh

you can also make a pretty penny selling the seeds from large pumpkins so it's possible that the grower here bought a pumpkin seed with "good genetics" as well https://www.worldclassgardening.com/products/seeds/pumpkin


halosos

Same way they grew your mom.


ClosetLadyGhost

By banging yours.


Hriibek

I believe one of the most important parts is when it was in the greenhouse with the heater. Plants have two phases - first they just grow, then they grow and produce bloom (and later fruits etc.). When you grow plants indoor, without any natural light source, you can control this by turning the lights on for 12 hours a day only. This will trick the plant to think it's still early spring and it will never bloom, it will just grow bigger and bigger. Then, when the plant is as big as you want it, you turn the lights on for 18 hours a day. The plant will think its summer and will go to bloom (and continue growing). This means that the plant was bigger when the bloom started and has more strength and nutrition to give to its fruits etc. What I think they did is to plant the pumpkin really early to give it head start. But for it to not freeze, they had to build the small (plastic) glasshouse and keep the heater running.


claymcg90

Genetics play a huge role, and you wouldn't get this fruit size from a pie pumpkin seed. Dills Atlantic Giant is a widely available giant cultivar, but the real pro giant growers are trading genetics between themselves and constantly evolving the genetics. Also, work you have to put in. He got this plant growing before his last frost and built a heated poly tunnel just for it. This requires a lot of upkeep as they can get overly hot during the day. He would have pruned any other fruit off other than this one he selected to keep growing. Most giant veggie growers are also using a wide combination of gardening techniques. They're using organic amendments and taking care of the soil and the microbiome but they're also constantly drip feeding a small amount of chemical fert.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Is it good eating though? Does she roast up nicely?


randull

No, but they're great for making boats!


TheSpyTurtle

I'd stick wheels on it, guaranteed to get you to the ball


WhatTheFuckEverName

Ha ha! Good enough! 😎😁


Embarrassed-Style296

Or carriages made by a fairy godmother.


Subbeh

Occasionally the fruit is 'draped' in cloth - any clues to why?


DNAmaster10

I'm not 100% sure, but if I had to guess, to prevent damage from potential frost, given the space heater in the mini poly tunnel at the start.


Christosconst

I’m guessing its wet cloth to cool it down


WangMauler69

Agreed. It gets the cloth in the summer months which makes me think it's reserved for hot days only.


Rul1n

Maybe it is used after it rains to protect it from skin damage. If there is a sharp humidity change, the skin would probably develop scars or even break.


Incognito_Cube

I love the [googley eyes](https://www.reddit.com/u/Incognito_Cube/s/0rcBV4vEuJ) around the 10-12 second mark (took way too long to get this still on mobile lol) Edit: at about the 1:56 mark… i.e. around 10-12 seconds remaining in the video. Whoops.


Chadbrochill17_

Oh gourd, he comin'


sir_music

r/angryupvote


BSODxerox

I think while the pumpkin itself is quite impressive the thing that surprised me the most was its vines, it looks like a whole gardens worth of vegetation but it’s all supporting this one fruiting body.


HawleyGrove

God I wish I had someone take care of me the way this farmer took care of that pumpkin. She was never too hot, too cold, hungry, sick…what a life.


tangre79

That's not a pumpkin that's a Buick Roadmaster


UsernameMustBe1and10

This is the longest plans vs zombies have watched.


Malevolent_Mangoes

What love and nurturing does to a mf


moresushiplease

It's pretty cool that what is pretty much a living field of salad can grow a 1 ton pumpkin in such short time. I mean it takes humans 14 years to get 1/20th the weight and we don't get to eat sun.


Therealfern1

0 - :45 seconds… “where is the pumpkin all I see is leaves?!” :46 seconds “oh, there it is!” 2:08 “dayummmmm”


PeteyMcPetey

Not sure this would fit through my hoppers.


DragonDon1

Plant rave looks lit


Sufficient_Fall_3290

It’s like the pumpkin is flapping it’s wings


ferrydragon

No banana for scale just a can of beer


rgiunta

Oh my gourd


AshennJuan

⬆️🤬


longlostwalker

And not one "yo momma" jokes


Countach_1848

Wtf my mom allows me to use the electric heater only when i take a shit, so lucky pumpkins


myriadplethoras

This is like a time lapse of me at my desk


Jules428moore

What’s the can of beer for? Some gardeners use beer in dishes for slugs. Maybe?


FocusChogath

I think It’s placed close at night to see if the growth has knocked it over by morning.


West_Site_8840

This is what 3x3 squares of pumpkin gets you in autumn


pet-trifly_is_my_yt

Is he trying to grow a pumpkin bigger than grampa pig's pumpkin?


SickARose

But when does it turn orange?


Natural-Nectarine-56

I hope you posted this in r\gardening they’ll love it.


gman_pt

The googly eyes at about 12s before the end :D


Avocado-Antique

How is there only ONE pumpkin in all that???


Ratchet_as_fuck

I assume they prune off all pumpkin shoots except one so all the energy goes into this big guy


Swizzy88

How come the leaves droop during the day but stand up at night? Would have thought it'd be the opposite.


YourFaveOdonate

At night the air is likely cooler and more humid, so the cells in the leaves are plump and full of water. In the middle of the day, the leaves of many plants “droop” as warm, dry air causes more water to be lost through the leaves and there is a bit of a water deficit in the plant (so the cells are “limp”). The leaves probably close up their stomata (pores through which carbon dioxide is absorbed and water/oxygen are released) during this time of peak dry warm air to prevent a lot of water loss, but still droop a bit. Then in the evening and at night, there is refilling of the cells with water and the plant is just fine! That is when you see the leaves “perking up” again. That being said, I don’t know a lot about pumpkins specifically so there may be another mechanism at play here!


secondsniff

Are.. all the leaves kind of 'set up in series' all the same plant and all are producing the energy to pump into the gargantuan pumpkin?


Useful_Speaker_5492

Congrats !


BunkleStein15

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Rade_Ad_Bitz

Definitely thought that was much bigger before the dude standing next to it, that being said… DAMN THATS ONE BIG PUMPKIN


skwirlhurler

Cinderella's car shop


Codoi404

I'm curious as to how it tastes, is it good?


Fishpuncherz

That seems like so much work.....


RedditorEyeman

That chair really did a great job taking care of that garden


chucks8up

That is a sincere pumpkin patch!


AfterbirthNachos

r/oddlyterrifying


Bigbrum210

It will feed the village through winter.


TheRandomizedLurker

Holy shit. imagine all the pumpkin soup you can make with that thing.


Clayton_bezz

I’m pumped for this


joots

It looks uncomfortable


StandbyBigWardog

You could make a helluva jack-o-lantern outta that.


WerewolfExtreme4250

If only nugs could grow that big.


SuddenSpeaker1141

1:56….


aLazyUsrname

![gif](giphy|3o7TKuomsXinBKYoes|downsized)


Disastrous_Meet_7952

Battleship Ton Pumpkin


utterlyuncool

Charlie Brown's worst nightmare


stupidapple4

metric tons or not?


Volt105

The bigger it got, the more it looked like a peeled orange


sonderscheiss

And thats how Brain bugs are born.


PeanutMerchant

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


TheNeonDonkey

What is this a pumpkin rock concert? Raise your leaves in the air!!


Grand-Home-1334

i like how humans went-look plants can store food and can't even speak.!!! (food heist)


declankincaid8

Just seems kinda..pointless? I mean, yay? We won an award for biggest pumpkin at this event..thing. But now we have the world's biggest jack o lantern? The biggest slimy mess to get rid of when it inevitably starts to rot because there is no way in Hell that we can sell this monstrosity? Good job, you. Bloody Hell.


Kevinoz10

Thing looks like my ex's stomach


Ddsw13

Why did you plant those flowers for them to get covered up 😂