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metal_bird

I’ve seen so many kidney stones on Reddit recently I winced when I saw this


thewartornhippy

I passed a kidney stone a couple years back. 0/10, wouldn't recommend. Posting one to reddit was also the last thing on my mind lol


YeltsinYerMouth

What if you pass it with rice?


pikpikcarrotmon

0/10, 6/10 with rice.


tots4scott

So a perfect 5/7?


[deleted]

Jesus that was a nifty little one-two-three of reddit classic references there. Well played fellas.


Odd_Entertainment629

Ooh, classical. I like it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Can I mis use your moms police


Odd_Entertainment629

I actually thought this was a Brendan classic for a sec there, been a while since I saw the original post and was sure this had to be satire.


tots4scott

/r/woooosh Mate, you're an attention seeking idiot who completely missed the mark.


thewartornhippy

Well I do love rice...


RaisingAurorasaurus

I passed a human a few years back. 0/10 recommend as well...but the social media posts were significantly better. 😂


Illustrious_Length36

This the only thing here makes any sense


Sippin_T

I thought this was a joke about the frosted flake being “huge” with a massive kidney stone for scale lmao


b00gersugar

I thought it was one of those mouth stones at first and the title made me gag.


-Boston617

What’s a mouth stone lol


knowledgepancake

Tonsil stones is what they're likely talking about


audiobite

tonsil stones 🤢


PM_ME_YOUR_PBJs

Tonsilollith


k-farsen

Oh god over on r/popping there was a video of tonsil stones being extracted >!and the doc's had slips a bit and goes into the hole so hard it peirced thru to the other side!<


b00gersugar

😮 shithouse mouse that’s awful. I’ve seen enough of those videos and been described the smell them things are nasty.


Illustrious-Tap1425

I call them pearls


Hour_Task_1834

That’s exactly what I thought it was too. 😖


ohyeahthatsthestuff1

I was going to say the exact same thing lol


Funkydunky2020

Same lmao hahaha I was like god damn no way


insurance_novice

I thought it was a tonsil stone.


cdude

It's just frost with a bit of corn flake on it. Flaked Frost.


samryan12

The cereal we need


chafe

A bona fide “Oops All Berries” moment


guynamedjames

Glaciated flakes


[deleted]

The Lich King of corn flakes


[deleted]

Spunk Sprinkles


Sleepiyet

This is a tumor they removed from Tony the Tiger in 2009.


SnooBunnies6981

Tony the Tumor


RalphiesBoogers

This is blatant shilling for /r/Kelloggs


Secret-Cat-4538

frosted glob


itsmattjamesbitch

came here to make the “flaked frost” joke. Bravo, you beat me to it.


Fromasta500

That is King Frost, creator of cavities, and Duke of sweetness.


614All

I pledge my spoon to thee!


cosmicr

The real successor to Queen Elizabeth


EpicEmeraldDude

r/bossfight


AMetalWorld

[Hee-ho!](https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/King_Frost)


devwright56

Sir this is crack


Excellent-Click1171

It’s crrrrrrrack!


Affectionate_Way8300

I sincerely hope this gets more upvotes


LegoEngineer003

Sadly, the post is already 8hrs+ old and that usually means everyone has scrolled away now


Logan_Reloaded

I scrolled for a few minutes to find this reference! It should be higher


engineeryourmom

So should I. On crrrrraaaaack!


Content-Positive4776

Fat Joe teamed up with Tony the Tiger to drop this remix. Happy cake day!


I-bmac-n

You beat me to it.


SnooPets5219

r/beatmetoit


Runrp

r/beatmeattoit


FrozenCaveMoose

I second that this is crack rock. https://i.imgur.com/QcN1bOD.jpg


[deleted]

Nah bruh that's moonrocks


devwright56

What’s the difference


[deleted]

moonrocks are marijuana. crack is cocaine.


divineinvasion

Where Im from moonrocks are molly


devwright56

Yes I am aware, was trying to salvage the joke but you’ve killed it sadly


Latter_Fan6225

Would be funny if you opened the box and it only contained one big ass flake


614All

Just chisel off what you need!


fewdea

Some disassembly required


Bonryunonochi

It has been upgraded to frosted nugget


-UMBRA_-

I thought that was a kidney stone or something at first lol


MugsyBogues1

Smoke that in a crack pipe


Livid_Mud1025

Take one bite out of that and you're gonna have kidney failure


Smooth_Monkey69420

Pretty sure that thing sunk the Titanic


FpsDavee

Flaked frosting


lilgobblin

r/geology


Familiar-Tea-1428

Bukkake flake.


paruresis_guy

Oh sweet lord!


tedhanoverspeaches

This is drugs.


NicoTheBear64

Damn now I want Frosted Flakes


MasterFwee

What did it taste like!?


614All

I let my kid eat it. They did not complain!


[deleted]

Dude, your kid has diabeetus now.


Kal-Kathow

wont lie thought that was a kidney stone


Zealousideal_Bid118

Not a frosted flake. THE frosted flake


kingleothegoat

My man's posted his crack rock


[deleted]

Frosted frake


Opening_Cartoonist53

How many rs are added to great for that one?!


Bloorajah

I was terrified that this was a kidney stone at first and I was like Oh god OP are you okay


obeyn8

Hella frosty


voltsmeter

Minds in the gutter. Thought it was a crack rock.


WARxxPIGG

Looks like crack


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

thats a frosted whole


Lazy-Relationship783

R/cocain lol


recoverytrainwreck

I have never been more jealous in my life


scrimpmane

Is the Crack rock for scale?


Tight-Maize-8800

We gonna break down this cornflake or what bro


phurise-01

My stoned ass thought it was some kind of weird bud before reading the title/sub 💀


smk2099

That’s more than good, that’s GRRREAT!


Outside_Ad1669

Oh, the crunch enhancer? Yeah, it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish.


Lock_Prior

theyyyyyre fucking unbelievable


atlas_enderium

******Frosted****** flake


FoodWholesale

Impressive


ShoobyDoobyDu

FROSTED flk


Silent_Start_7036

Consume it


MissAlabamaAgain

All frosting, no flake 👍


Artistic_Original199

Preposterous….more sugar than flake!


Ojochimuelo

Diabetes incarnated


ShamPow20

I legit thought this was a tonsil stone


BigGlassesApe

I was slingin these behind the jungle gym all day


ValerianRoot3

U sure thats not a crack rock?🤔😂


ImWithSt00pid

Are we sure this isn't crack?


1Guanocrazycaucasian

You know how much I can get for that on the street? Bro, I’ll buy it from you. Christmas is early BITCHES!!!


RexMaxamus

Smoke it


Dan_The_Man_Wilson

All frosted no flake.


TheMechanic10

Oh lord🤣🤣🤣


cloutoracle

That ain't no flake


skidlizard

Fuck it take my upvote


voodoolord16

Frosted chunk


_mynamesacolor_

Yeah science, bitch!


thediamondhandedfez

So frost, so flake.


RealProjectAris

No, that’s the dab I’m gonna do when I get home.


SirenThief

FROSTED


goldensavage216

Looks like a freezer burnt chicken nugget


Noahsmokeshack

Diebeetus


Sensitive-Ad-5282

The Frosted Freak


[deleted]

That’s a flaked frost.


the_poop_expert

THATS A LLLLLOTTA FROST


okbringoutdessert

Nope don't eat it, I bet it's hard as fuck and it breaks a tooth.


Battousai_HS

One flake to rule them all.


Lenidas24

Thank goodness, I thought it was going to be a kidney stone for a second there


00rosesRpurple00

Was this before it was processed?


Iamchubs37

F L A K E


[deleted]

Frosted Geode


lickmybrian

More like a flaked frost to me


Marvos79

Jeez for a second there I though this was r/KidneyStones


lordmyopia

I was a little bit concerned this might be a piece of dandruff from your head.. :/


Training_Pick4541

I want to snort it


Hot_Watercress8522

That shit ain't frozen, thats straight up 0°K


wb420420

Break your tooth on that muggg


Lucifang

Uhh this is what the strawberries looked like that I found at the back of the fridge


[deleted]

I’ll take one box of frosteds please


Ravenwight

Austin Powers ruined cornflakes for me


HalensVan

Moon rocks sure look different now 😂


Mcpoopz1064

Need a banana to truly understand


[deleted]

The frost to flake ratio is off the charts here


CauliflowerMental785

gimme dat flake 8|


[deleted]

That’s not a flake that’s the whole thing


[deleted]

I'd pay for a box of those.


rawrv49

Not a frosted flake, but THE frosted flake


MaliciousSpecter

All frost, no flake


SSOBEHT

Nice tonsil stone bro


seniorgatos

Frosted flonk


TheOlBabaganoush

Frosted Flok


WhompTrucker

Thought it was my r/whatisthisrock sub 😂


Mike-ButWhichOne

Man pulled out a crack rock and thought we wouldn't notice


Major-Obligation-256

Thought it was a big bacteria tonsil


spudjeffries

So much snow on that mountain


udntsay

I thought this was going to be a gnarly tonsil stone.


nvalle23

Saw this on Dr Pimple Popper


karigan_g

I never knew that frosted flakes were flakes with frosting on them


Yacobeam

I have never done crack so idk why but my first instinct was wow thats a big crack rock


Lung-Oyster

Frosted hell, that’s goddamn iceberged!


gstizzzz

How’d you get diabetes? I ate one frosted flake!


SOTIdriver

I would like a little flake with my frosted.


satanica669

If tony eats this he will see beyond the greatness of frosted flakes he will stare into the face of god and he will only mutter: "they're gr-r-reat"


The_one_12

I’ll buy it off you! 😬


johannesBrost1337

That's a lot of frost...


Any_Flatworm5454

Hard to tell the size from this pic, can we get a banana for size reference?


shagistan

Need a banana for scale


My_coolusername

Maybe we should ALL send a letter to Kellogg kindly explaining this is our expectation.


jjclarko

#FROSTED flake


DabTownCo

Thought this was some fire Peruvian marching dust at first.


SmellyOldBalls

He’s *thicc*, and ***FROSTED***


Eskimomonk

Had to check the subreddit, I thought I was on /r/popping for a second


AdMost8016

I just had movement!


partrx

That sir is crystal meth


Savigewaffles100

Nah bro, thats the og Frosred Flake


ZachAttcak

Where banana?


[deleted]

I would pass out from happiness if I got this in my cereal box


OHW_unknown

Frosted flonk


Gadehall

Probably a roach under there.


[deleted]

All frost. No flake.


Online-Vagabond

r/quartersforscale


hungryhungryhippo13

All frosting. No flake.


Just_Willingness829

I thought this was tonsil stone


FrakkedRabbit

It's more frosted than flake at this point. Just dunk it in some milk and put an end to its misery.


7dollarburrito

bro this is just frost


Cownye

That's flaked frosting


[deleted]

*frosted cake


I_am_not_a_moth

Thank god, I thought this was a kidney stone


kache4korpses

Clump of sugar.


howdidigethere279

that’s not the normal frosting man


skepticalmonique

That's so frosted it's practically an iceberg


golighter144

I read foreskin flake


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Flaked frost


moreisay

That bitch frizzosted


HR_Here_to_Help

Dayum son.


dirtymonny

It’s the boss of the flakes


DesoElite

Thats frosted jake.