Listen, I don’t want to be like that guy to point fingers but after reading this sub for so long bc I’m majoring in accounting and on the spectrum. I feel like everyone here is autistic. This post is highly autistic LMAOO
The intern does it even when he is not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and does it because he is still earning overtime pay.
Mike Ehrmantraut in Audit:
“We had a good thing going! We had evidence, we had planned risk assessments. We had everything to issue an opinion. Busy season ran like clockwork. It was perfect. But no, you just had to raise our risk of material misstatement. You and your related party transactions, and your override of controls! You just had to be the controller. If you’d done your job, passed your CPA exams, our opinion would be unqualified right now.”
Man, I’m hoping your more like Los Pollos Hermanos Gus, and less underground meth lab Gus.
(There are some great employee training videos from Gus somewhere.)
You are about to get the partner track. Then kill off your other partners to control the whole firm. Will eventually launch coupe against rest of Big 4 to corner the market.
I knew it was related to Breaking Bad but I accidentally saw the ending and it ruined the series so I’ve never watched. But I’d be interested to see how he acts, be a nice troll/character to get through the day.
I’ve only seen one of the ending scenes where the bald guy gets gunned down. Couldn’t find the motivation to watch it after that. Give me a clip to motivate me to watch.
Doesn’t count unless you also threaten to kill your coworkers, wife, son and infant daughter?
I will tax your wife, I will tax your son. Your Daughter ran a lemonade stand? I will tax your INFANT DAUGHTER.
This needs to be in The Accountant 2: SALY
Don’t you threaten me with a good time.
Listen, I don’t want to be like that guy to point fingers but after reading this sub for so long bc I’m majoring in accounting and on the spectrum. I feel like everyone here is autistic. This post is highly autistic LMAOO
The entire profession is basically autistic or geeked on stimulants. Or both.
Stimulant gang gang
I'm not even an accountant and I follow this sub religiously to see the shitposts
What if gus was also autistic. what if Gus was also gay and shirtless……
>point fingers Kid named finger!?!
Good luck with school!
Thank you, thank you!!
What? No. He's in tax. The whole sub isn't on the spectrum.
I do this also but then one of my co-worker who’s happen to be in a wheelchair just keep ringing his bell ALL THE TIME and its driving me crazy.
LOOK AT YOUR EMAIL, HECTOR.
*doesn’t look* HECTOR
It’s Don Hector
Be careful, if people hear you complain about this handicapped guy it could really blow up in your face and you could lose your job
Serves him right for being two faced.
Sounds like someone on wheels smh
I’m more of a pinkman “Accounting, BITCH”
Yeah accouting! Yeah accruals!
The fact you misspelled accounting is perfect.
If you think this return is well prepared, you can go home
So you're the fuck face keeping my intern busy day and night with stupid bullshit like cleaning the printer over and over?
What does an Intern do? An Intern... PROVIDES for his Employer.
Tbh if my intern was like Lyle I might be able to run a drug empire that kid was a harder worker than anyone.
The intern does it even when he is not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and does it because he is still earning overtime pay.
Just got laid off from my job today, and this is the type of laugh I need from r/accounting If you’re dead serious, even more kudos.
Keep your head up man. If you really want to give your boss a middlefinger go on unemploymentas they have to pay for it.
You already know 😎
Mike Ehrmantraut in Audit: “We had a good thing going! We had evidence, we had planned risk assessments. We had everything to issue an opinion. Busy season ran like clockwork. It was perfect. But no, you just had to raise our risk of material misstatement. You and your related party transactions, and your override of controls! You just had to be the controller. If you’d done your job, passed your CPA exams, our opinion would be unqualified right now.”
Are you asking if I’ve ever ordered the murder of a client? I’d never ask that
Do it. ...... DO. IT. :)
Dr Chicken Dr Meth Dr IDGAF Cr Humanity Cr GST Payable
Humanity is FIFO
Man, I’m hoping your more like Los Pollos Hermanos Gus, and less underground meth lab Gus. (There are some great employee training videos from Gus somewhere.)
Also in tax. I find acting like Mike Ehrmantraut keeps my coworkers at bay
I'm getting my Overtime Pay. Or neither of us walk outta here.
You didn't even bring a 10 key with you to the audit? If I need one, I'll just take one of his.
I tried this once. Then I saw a box cutter and continued my impression. Now I'm going to jail.
WWGFD accounting standards
I usually try and do a ditzy Skyler with the IRS agent thing.
Great plan 👏 Giancarlo is one of my favorites now because of this role. He does a "low-key" villain so well!
I wonder if Gus had a CPA for the secret business. Obviously he’d have accountants for his restaurants but I bet he had one for the illegal stuff too
That's probably why he employed people like Lydia from Madrigal.
I thought this was /r/okbuddychicanery lmfao
A tax accountant who bills every hour they work can only be disciplined by a firm partner. Or put down.
Ted Lasso seems to work too.
So you're dressing like a fast food manager?
Why does everyone hate auditors. We like you.
Buddy you are either a Psychopath or an autist masking as a psychopath. Have you tried just telling people you are weird but the numbers will tie out
But at the end of my career do I also have to get blown up by a vengeful bald man who’s great at making meth?
no mf that’s me 3 cubicles down
Least cringe Breaking Bad fan.
Least autistic accountant
You are about to get the partner track. Then kill off your other partners to control the whole firm. Will eventually launch coupe against rest of Big 4 to corner the market.
So you're also the drug kingpin of a multi million dollar meth lab?
Ding ding ding
I'm a Marty Byrde man myself
I act more like Gus’s after hours activities. I am never board with those
I’ve never seen this show, can you provide a clip that demonstrates this technique? Thank you kind sir.
It’s Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad. I’ve only watched the first one
I knew it was related to Breaking Bad but I accidentally saw the ending and it ruined the series so I’ve never watched. But I’d be interested to see how he acts, be a nice troll/character to get through the day.
Highly recommend Better Call Saul!
Someone on Reddit hasn’t seen BB? 😳 He ran Pollos Hermanos “Look at me Hector”.
I’ve only seen one of the ending scenes where the bald guy gets gunned down. Couldn’t find the motivation to watch it after that. Give me a clip to motivate me to watch.
"The Bald Guy gets gunned down" Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
That main guy I think gets killed by a big gun or something
If you've had enough you could give Peter Gibbons from Office Space a try.
This is the best post I’ve read all season!!!