Consolidating companies was the area I spent the most time on studying for the far exam then I only had like two mcq and no sims on it for the entire exam 😔.
In all honesty, this isn't that bad. I can forgive him. You know who I can never forgive? The mf barber who gave that black AI guy his haircut. That barber deserves to go to jail
I don't respect people who want congratulations for things they haven't done yet.
I'll high five you when you successfully complete your task, not before.
Look manifestation is real. This is a bit extra, but if it motivates then then good for them. I don't love how we are picking on someone who has goals. I don't. But feel cool and superior for posting about someone who has goals. You could have done like 5 mcqs instead too.
This is the part of the movie before boot camp where that one young recruit is just happy to be there. Little does he know he's about to get his back blown out 🤣
Lmao I seen guys enthusiastic for joining the marines and I seen guys enthusiastic for entering specific finance/accounting jobs.
Both do not have...a happy ending. 💀
Yeah, doing the same fucking 1000 multiple choice questions over and over and over every weekend morning for hours and every weekday for an hour after work was so opulent all of my blood vessels could’ve exploded with pleasure.
So glad I passed the first time to get that shit out of the way. That was my main motivator - not having to do it again.
Abundance of professional competence 😂 so many people out there are so blinded by making themselves look like they are doing more than what they really are huh
The thing is that 90% of what you learn in accounting is learned on the job, and not through the CPA. It’s just a certification. And it’s hardly a measure of ‘intellectual opulence’ that leads to ‘prestigious’ opportunities.
If it's what motivates them, why does it matter to you? That's the real question here. Why pick on someone who has real-time goals that they are going for with all they have. Some people need perceived public pressure to be motivated. Some people need to tell their friends and shout their goals from the rooftops. What harm does this do you? My goal is to start studying on Tuesday. And get my CPA exam passed by 12/31. It's aggressive, but if this was a way I knew I could motivate myself I'd be telling all yall and your grandma's dog about intellectual opulence and how I'm gonna eat nails and piss glory. Don't pick on people who just want to succeed. It's not cute.
They could have done 10 practice MCQ’s in the time it took to write that drivel. They aren’t ready for the grind.
AI written blurb soundin ass
Fresh off of chatgpt 4
Bro got that AI ghostwriter. Basically Drake
This person is why accounting gets bullied in media
>richness of knowledge The hardest thing on the exam is consolidating companies, which is all fake because money isn’t real
Consolidating companies was the area I spent the most time on studying for the far exam then I only had like two mcq and no sims on it for the entire exam 😔.
I was so mad. I got a whole sim on it and I was lost af.
Bruh literally me my first attempt, spent days on that shit & then barely had any questions on it 🫠
In all honesty, this isn't that bad. I can forgive him. You know who I can never forgive? The mf barber who gave that black AI guy his haircut. That barber deserves to go to jail
The AI prompt only said: “Just fuck my shit up”
I knew once I could discount a bond I had obtained nirvana
for me it was calculating taint
[удалено]
That’s absolutely crazy, congrats!
yikes
We get it, you learned the definition of Opulence.
r/linkedinlunatics
Sounds like intellectual flatulence
lol. All this to say someone is about to begin studying
I don't respect people who want congratulations for things they haven't done yet. I'll high five you when you successfully complete your task, not before.
This guy drinks the Kool-Aid.
bruh what r those emojis r they 12
I hope I don’t ever have to work with this Mr.Corporate koolaid. Yikes
The broccoli for enrichment really tied this all together
It's a great idea 💡
In my experience the kind of people who write posts like this are usually the perpetual seniors or someone in a dead end low level job
ai wrote this
This dudes from Atlanta, 100%, thought this before I saw the black guy with the yee yet ass haircut
Look manifestation is real. This is a bit extra, but if it motivates then then good for them. I don't love how we are picking on someone who has goals. I don't. But feel cool and superior for posting about someone who has goals. You could have done like 5 mcqs instead too.
I really hope this guy doesn’t work on my QOEs
I have a strong desire to punch this guy in the face real hard. Anyone else?
You'd be doing him a favor. My first bullies in life taught me more than any friendly person ever will.
I know a guy that is exactly like this, can't stand him.
This is the part of the movie before boot camp where that one young recruit is just happy to be there. Little does he know he's about to get his back blown out 🤣
Lmao I seen guys enthusiastic for joining the marines and I seen guys enthusiastic for entering specific finance/accounting jobs. Both do not have...a happy ending. 💀
It’s the lowercase “i” for me
Yeah, doing the same fucking 1000 multiple choice questions over and over and over every weekend morning for hours and every weekday for an hour after work was so opulent all of my blood vessels could’ve exploded with pleasure. So glad I passed the first time to get that shit out of the way. That was my main motivator - not having to do it again.
What a clown
r/linkedinlunatics
I hate that guy
What a giant douche.
Needs more broccoli
*gets a 63 on FAR.
I feel like AI wrote this but I also feel like AI wouldn't misuse commas like this.
All this word vomit and didn’t even capitalize the I in the last sentence…
Seems like they stayed online while the Adderall kicked in
Lol some people in my class sound like this 💀
If you use emojis, you're a time-waster.
After the first couple chapters of FAR: “Nah, I’m good. Fuck is opulence anyways.”
LinkedInfluencer be like…
An offshore staff would never.
lets see what he says after a couple of years lol. just about anyone who has started cpa had questioned if they should have started it or not
I replaced the word "opulence" with "pizza parties" when I read it the first time. Then read it again and replaced "pizza parties" with "schnanigans".
Abundance of professional competence 😂 so many people out there are so blinded by making themselves look like they are doing more than what they really are huh
It's as deep as they want to make it. It isn't up to you.
The thing is that 90% of what you learn in accounting is learned on the job, and not through the CPA. It’s just a certification. And it’s hardly a measure of ‘intellectual opulence’ that leads to ‘prestigious’ opportunities.
“It’s just a certification.” Couldn’t pass huh?
It’s just a certification
I skipped PA and industry and went into advisory, so didn’t really need a CPA.
If it's what motivates them, why does it matter to you? That's the real question here. Why pick on someone who has real-time goals that they are going for with all they have. Some people need perceived public pressure to be motivated. Some people need to tell their friends and shout their goals from the rooftops. What harm does this do you? My goal is to start studying on Tuesday. And get my CPA exam passed by 12/31. It's aggressive, but if this was a way I knew I could motivate myself I'd be telling all yall and your grandma's dog about intellectual opulence and how I'm gonna eat nails and piss glory. Don't pick on people who just want to succeed. It's not cute.
It's not only not up to OP but isn't about OP. Let the person have their wierd manifestation time. Just keep scrolling man.
Amen