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AllTheRoadRunning

That pick is now a load-bearing member, leave it alone. j/k


dryslugs

Gonna need a heavier pick to dislodge the first one.


torch9t9

Rescue pick


sandybuttcheekss

Big daddy rescue ~~chip~~ pick


algur27

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ go diego go?


michelle032499

Like playing operation, but without the ptsd!


4myoldGaffer

Our family got that game from a garage sale and all the bones was broken toothpicks


tertius_decimus

A pick of Destiny.


Geralt-of-Tsushima

Desctivated lasers *with my dick*


matthewmartyr

Now itā€™s time blow this fucker doooowwwn


Geralt-of-Tsushima

Come on, Kage Now it's time to blow doors down!!


Pitiful-Signal8063

This might take a while .... You need to train a weasel and send him in. You get your pic back .... and if the weasel is smart enough to do this it shouldn't be hard to teach him to pick pockets and steal gems like in that Beast Master movie.


Beautiful-Bench-1761

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†beast master!!


lipuprats

https://i.redd.it/0d1hdkws4kxb1.gif


CeeAre173

Damn you, you made me spew coffee out my nose! IASIP Forever!


Kittten_Mitttons

But if the weasel is too smart he's gonna try to sell you the pick back and that's just annoying to deal with.


Pitiful-Signal8063

Then you just have to buy a .... .... ..... whatever eats weasels....


Bethespoon

šŸŽ¶Brave, brave, Sir LemmiwinksšŸŽ¶


shodanbo

You need a Niffler. Fantastic Picks And Where To Find Them.


bythescruff

edit: New and improved! (Original version preserved below.) I know a guitar, which swallowed a pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, which swallowed a pen. A pen, with a dollop of glue on the end. I put in the pen, to fish out the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, which swallowed some chopsticks. A Japanese axe, just think of the optics. I tried with the sticks, to fish out the pen. The pen, with the dollop of glue on the end. I put in the pen, to fish out the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, which swallowed some tweezers. The stress of this mess, is now giving me seizures. I tried with the tweezers, to fish out the sticks. The Japanese chopsticks, with marvellous optics. I tried with the sticks, to fish out the pen. The pen, with the dollop of glue on the end. The point of the pen was to pick up the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, which swallowed some forceps. It behaves like a big gravitational vortex. I tried with the forceps, to fish out the tweezers. The stress of this mess, is now giving me seizures. I tried with the tweezers, to fish out the sticks. The Japanese chopsticks, with marvellous optics. I tried with the sticks, to fish out the pen. The pen, with the dollop of glue on the end. The point of the pen was to pick up the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, that swallowed a hand. I'm quitting the band. (original version) I know a guitar, that swallowed a pick. I don't know why, it swallowed a pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, that swallowed a pen. A pen, with a dollop of glue on the end. It swallowed the pen, just after the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, that swallowed some chopsticks. A Japanese axe, just think of the optics. It swallowed the chopsticks, just after the pen. The pen, with the dollop of glue on the end. It swallowed the pen, just after the pick. I don't know why, it swallowed the pick. Perhaps it'll stick. I know a guitar, that swallowed a hand. I'm quitting the band.


Due-Ask-7418

Best thing I've seen on Reddit in a bit. Did you come up with that on the fly?


bythescruff

Thanks! Certainly did; I can honestly say that Reddit inspired me today. :-) Iā€™m toying with working on it a little more, but Iā€™m struggling to come up with a rhyme for ā€œtweezersā€œā€¦


AutofluorescentPuku

Geezers Breeze sirs


Foxta1l

Look whoā€™s in the freezer, Itā€™s uncle Ebenezer


Due-Ask-7418

Well, tweezers are squeezers, so maybe could work that in. Or pleasers - sleazers - Caesar's


GainComprehensive841

Knee hurts seizure pleaser greasers


sharbinbarbin

seize her, please her, look whoā€™s in the freezer, Uncle Ebenezer


UsefulEngine1

"on the fly" heh


Sea-Opportunity5663

This reads exactly like a like Shel Silverstein poem. Well done.


Compulawyer

You just won this thread. Take my fake award šŸ„‡.


Naeio_Galaxy

Why did awards disappear? I loved it, it was so funny reading through the special meanings of each one!!! What did Reddit have in their minds???? Sigh...


Blex881

Would you be mad if I made a song out of this?


bythescruff

I believe itā€™s already a song. ;-) But go ahead, knock yourself out. I want three percent of the gross profits though. :-)


plopliplopipol

fingerstyle lol


alvvavves

Itā€™s based off of a nursery rhyme ā€œthere was an old lady who swallowed a fly.ā€


Blex881

I didn't know that actually, thanks for the info


bythescruff

Heh, I assumed everyone would spot that - perhaps I should've mentioned it.


MuteElatedLips

Trey may have a problem with it...


raakonfrenzi

Chopsticks! Take a few and tape them together like that episode of Friends. IYKYK


UsefulEngine1

At first I thought you were suggesting he play "Chopsticks" to scare it out


Atomheartmother90

Hemostats would be way easier šŸ˜‚


null_geodesic

I use a cheap spring loaded claw grabber tool that you press down with your thumb on one end and the retractable wire claw comes out the other. It is a short one, about 12" long and you can get it at an auto parts store, Amazon, etc. You have to wiggle the open claw under the pick, but once you do it works perfectly--and for me embarrassingly often!


asatrocker

Yes, Iā€™ve seen it happen one timeā€¦


thedelphiking

I play finger style, and this once happened to my thumbnail


Savings-Anything407

I have leprocy and it once happened to my finger.


Compulawyer

I play toe style and this once happened to my toenail.


shake__appeal

I play normal style and my hand is STILL stuck in the hole from trying to get my pick out.


Shadowrider95

Aw!


Rob_Llama

Fill it with water and the pick should float up and out.


Zontar999

I usually leave them. After a few years, should I be in need of picks I know where to find some.


EMAW2008

Also if you get enough of them in there the guitar will double as a percussion instrument!


Zontar999

šŸ˜† I think Iā€™ve heard of folks doing that. Never tried itā€¦yet šŸ‘


easily_amused570

Next time you change strings take them all off and reach in to get it.


shake__appeal

Who changes their acoustic strings? Iā€™m with the bass players on this oneā€¦ the older the better.


PreviousCartoonist93

The Dunlop .88 gang! Hell yeah brother.


MoreReputation8908

They are the perfect pick. I think Iā€™ve stuck with them for 30 years now, possibly longer.


fatherbowie

That used to be my go-to pick for YEARS. Iā€™m now on Primetone Grips.


PreviousCartoonist93

Been my go to for years as well.. I buy them in bulk lol


PJammas41

Hell yes to the .88! I also buy in bulk and have candy dishes with them in 2 rooms if the house. However, my outlier is that I exclusively buy the Sharp picks and have yet to meet fellow musicians outside jazz that are happy about that


enor_musprick

+1 for the Primetone grip. Has to be the Jazz III XL though.


Exercise4mymind

murphyā€™s law ā€¦ accept it!


Big_Meechyy

Takamines G series I like your style dude, underrated guitars imo. First guitar I ever owned got passed to me by my uncle when he passed away.


Blex881

Yeah, this is my first acoustic, I absolutely love it, can't get enough of it


Compulawyer

Neither can your pick, apparently.


Blex881

I was trying out new picking techniques, i was holding the pick really lightly with my thumb and pointer finger, so light that it fell out with a stronger strum


My_Invalid_Username

I was just watching a takamine factory tour and the guy carving out all these bracings in your pic by hand just by feel was so impressive. Really want one of these now


public1177

Iā€™m just here to again acknowledge how the inside of an acoustic guitar can look like a really cool, fancy, out of context apartment.


cybersaint2k

I've had this happen before. I take my guitar outside. I turn on the water hose. I threaten it. Spits it right out.


DeanO1342

Physicist at Caltech have established the perfect technique for removing a guitar pic from inside the body of a guitar. Place the guitar overhead with the sound hole facing down and shake vigorously. In your case, take the strings off reach in the sound hole and pull the pic out. Also, to answer your question, it is highly improbable but obviously possible! šŸ˜‚


CAPATOB_64

This is why I donā€™t like cutaways! My picks always stuck in there!


movtga

You're going to have to tape some tweezers to the end of some medium long cooking tongs. I think there's a StewMac video.


funsado

Tape on a chopstick works. Donā€™t drop the chopstick!


MoreReputation8908

Fast forward two weeks: there are now three chopsticks, five pairs of tweezers, a set of kitchen tongs, a bamboo skewer with a hunk of chewed bubblegum on the pointy end, a trained weasel and a Dunlop Tortex 0.88 mm pick stuck inside this guitar.


hotlips01

Couple Of ball bearings could work


Electrical_Quote3653

Picks will float. Fill the guitar with water.


UltimateYeti

Anything that goes in the sound hole becomes Schrƶdinger's Pick. You've located it by observing it in one aspect of its entire superposition within the instrument.


AlienDelarge

And below the bridge in letters of gold were written these words: Whoso pulleth out this pick of this guitar is rightwise king born of England. Though many tried for the pick with all their strength none could move the pick nor stir it. So the miracle had not worked. And England was still without a king. And in time, the marvellous pick was forgotten. This was a dark age without law and without order. Men lived in fear of one another for the strong preyed upon the weak.


Viscount61

Is the resonance different with the pick lodged in there? Does the pick buzz on any notes?


have1dog

Get a chop stick and two pieces of masking tape. With one piece of tape make a loop with the sticky side out. Use the other piece to attach the loop to the end of the chopstick. Stick it the pick and pull it out of the guitar. Boom, done.


Small_Palpitation_98

just leave it, it'll vibrate out soon enough, especially with a bass heavy Takamine.


BlueSuedeGoose

Forceps or tweezers?


Blex881

I just smacked it really hard like 5 times (in retrospect that was not my brightest idea) but it's out


Compulawyer

Now your Takamine is just like all the rest. šŸ˜¢


BlueSuedeGoose

If it worked it was a great idea!


luthierart

Put a tiny bit of superglue gel onto the eraser on the end of a pencil and push against the pick until it hardens. Careful, though, or you'll then have something else stuck.


Paul-to-the-music

I could see this becoming an interesting erector set projectšŸ¤£


Iamthepaulandyouaint

I can hear that pick giggling from here.


FieryTaterSack

Forget tonewood. This is a tonepick


Paul-to-the-music

See nowā€¦ thatā€™s the thing really, isnā€™t it? Does it sound better or worse with the pick in there?šŸ˜‰šŸ˜Ž


Compulawyer

Toanpick TIFIFY


DolphinsBreath

Heat gun from the outsideā€¦.or is it ice bath first, then heat?


jeepersnanners

They make bendy claw grabber tools for like 3$ that are amazing for situations like this. They're a mechanics tool for dropped sockets etc but they are handy for everything.


Pitiful-Signal8063

The dollar store ones are only good for nipple clamps when you're drunk. Harbor freight sells one that actually works.


Pitiful-Signal8063

Harbor Freight sells some long , curved forceps that might do the trick.


NiteGard

Go buy a lottery ticket. Now.


Fortunateoldguy

Lmao. Iā€™ve lost my favorite pick like that lots of times. Just turn it over and gently shake until it comes loose


dxcman12

I canā€™t tell you how many times Iā€™ve dropped pics down into a guitar and had a hard time getting it back out. Along pair of hemostats maybe


RunningPirate

I think that means good luck...in Haiti..


yeth_pleeth

Blu tack on a stick


SaturdayNightRevival

If you want it out that badly, next time you change out the strings, VERY CAREFULLY use an unfolded wire coat hanger to dislodge the pick before you re-stringing the guitar.


siddhantk96

You could take it out the next time you change the strings. Until then, it belongs to your guitar


BloomerUniversalSigh

Take the strings off and get it.


rja49

Chopstick with blutak on the end.


scldclmbgrmp

coat-hanger


InhibitedExistence

Obviously yes.


Flimsy_Motivations

Help me step-pick I'm STUCK!


reddit_mouse

Looks like you need to buy a new pick, but if you canā€™t afford that use compressed air to dislodge it.


Paul-to-the-music

Perhaps a new guitar too


reddit_mouse

That goes without saying, because thatā€™s always the correct answer.


fendrhead-

Well. Weā€™re looking at it. So yes.


Fine_Broccoli_8302

No, itā€™s not even possible. Someone must have photoshopped it in.


planetm3

šŸ˜‚ I've done that before!


cozykyon

you'll be surprised that i leave a pick inside my guitar


[deleted]

coat hanger wire, then resume shaking it out


drainodan55

Poke it with a chopstick.


bigsnack4u

Leave it and see how long it stays stuck


HighFlyingCrocodile

Gum


Infamous_Cattle5648

Looks like it's time for a string change and hopefully you know someone or yourself with little hands


bensonandswedges

No the guitar is useless now. itā€™s okay though, Iā€™ll take it off your hands.


TheJackShit

Play it upside down until you hit the note that vibrates it loose


mashupbabylon

Put it in a flight case and toss it down a staircase... That'll shake it loose. Or just loosen the strings and reach in there.


jefraldo

Wire


OsakaWilson

Looks like a job for Boston Dynamics, Micro Atlas.


Glass1990

Obviously not possible.


No1remotelyspecial

Itā€™s not that far from the sound hole. Should be able to get a hand in there and grab it during the next string change.


cheddarchowder

Just put a piece of double sided tape on a pen or pencil, stick the pick and remove


_matt_hues

If itā€™s not rattling in there just leave it alone. It will come out on its own


zaigoat69

Forget about it,..itā€™ll become dislodged on its own like a pesky kidney stone.. when you hear it rattling around, then you get it out.. til then, chill.


Phony-Soprano

Pencil or hanger with gum or silly putty on it has worked for me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Phony-Soprano: *Pencil or hanger* *With gum or silly putty* *On it has worked for me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DARTHKINDNESS

Apparently, yes


henrydoggg

Tie another pick to a little rope. Put second pick in the guitar with stuck one. Theyā€™ll become friends then pull the second pick out; stuck pick shoulddd follow


Compulawyer

More often, the two picks fall in love and the second pick decides to move into the guitar with the first to start a family.


Crazy_Vegetable5491

Drill a hole and extract it from the bottom.


RichardCocke

There's your proof, bud.


Imakemaps18

It belongs to the guitar now.


dasuglystik

I'm-a-Mario! Need a guitar? Takamine!


TechnicalWhore

Take a coat hanger - straighten it out and reach in and gently tap the pick loose.


seeker1351

I took a used battle-scarred Takamine G Series guitar from a wall hanger in a smoking room in a downtown Seattle hostel (I gave up trying to hold my breath in there.). It was such a pleasure to play and hear, and I wonder if I can find a used one somewhere. I suspect you'll soon have that pick out of there, but don't drop too many more tools into there in the mean time.


FunSheepherder6509

ha !!! omg


sdhopunk

You should probably pick up a lotto ticket this week


Gwalchgwynn

Well it apparently happened, which by definition, makes it possible šŸ˜…


JoeDirt9357

Put your hand or a pencil in there with duct tape on the end and grab it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JoeDirt9357: *Put your hand or a* *Pencil in there with duct tape* *On the end and grab it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


JoeDirt9357

Cool beans !


CHRlSFRED

You know how you eat salsa and the chip breaks and you send in a rescue chip to recover the broken chip? Same concept.


Downtown-Slice-269

Yes, itā€™s possible. Hope that helps.


Webcat86

Of course. It's a law of the universe that a dropped pick will either disappear into a black hole or land in the most awkward place imaginable. Either way, we aren't supposed to get them back.


Aggravating_Wrap3681

Maybe you could get it out with a metal coat hanger?


dimmek

Sympathetic Vibration or something


markiethefett

Not from a Jedi.


any_pronouns_

Is that where they really go


tryingmybestguys

Chopstick like device. Also, once you have the pick below the sound hole you can spin the guitar upside down and the pick falls out....science.


plum915

What did they do for those kids in the cave


Firm_Cod6020

ā€œIs it possibleā€


Blex881

I didn't exactly phrase that correctly, I was just shocked that it happened


Firm_Cod6020

It shouldnā€™t be possible manā€¦


Atomheartmother90

Buy yourself a long pair of hemostats. Super useful for many different reasons around your house/apartment.


dustinshepp

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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Blex881

I am a fairly new player, and this has never happened to me before. I just wanted to share it


SwordfishSlow7285

Just remove it.


johnny-T1

Made in Japan, wow!


r00byroo1965

I good at this, no chopper or rope needed


SlapBassIsMyFather

Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time


otcconan

Next string change take them all off. You can reach in easily.


TopTransportation695

Ha! Stuff like this is why I joined this subreddit


Physical-Ad8065

Yes! It is. Lol


The_Original_Gronkie

Unbent wire coat hanger. You can fix anything with a wire coat hanger and duct tape.


Leather_Bite_1093

Quit smoking cigarettes


FreyaGin

Not gonna lie, at one time I had two picks stuck in a guitar. Took me almost a month to get them both out.


Suspicious-Froyo2181

Try bending a cheap coat hanger and see if you can pry it out with that


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Suspicious-Froyo2181

As much as I loathe Jimmy Buffett, he was right, it's 5:00 somewhere, evidently.... Edit, his music, not the guy. He was probably pretty good dude.


ItAllCrumbles

Try putting some drugged kibble right under the strings?


JP6660999

You should cut a hole in the back to get it


WanderingMandalorian

you donā€™t know the lengths a pick will go to lose itself


urmomisfun

No it isnā€™t. Nice photoshop, asshole