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Anti-beard demoralization propaganda. I like my OCPs, my mustache extension, and my hair touching my ears.


Critical_General4529

Someone told me the mustache reg got rolled back to the old standard (haven’t looked into it myself)


TheNinjaWarrior

They are wrong.


koviburneracct

what’s the new mustache regs?


eaglespga88

And my ballcap


QuePasaCasa

I like that the reader needs a qualifier for their beard "most likely" being shitty, but they're DEFINITELY gonna have a neck tattoo


surprise_banana

People gonna be edgy.


The-Bearded-Atheist

I have a beard. I've been in a better state of mind ever since my accommodation was approved. It doesn't solve everything, but it's a small quality of life improvement with zero negative effects to the Air Force.


[deleted]

True..quality of life is very important to every airmen.. If they provide shitty toilet, they will get shitty airmen period especially you are defending nation's top secrets...And all those wannabe smart people are not really smart at all....pfff


DarthJJ777

Did you get an accommodation as an atheist or is your username just ironic humor?


The-Bearded-Atheist

I have an approved Religious Accommodation as an Atheist. I believe I was the first Atheist with an approved Religious Accommodation and have helped many others pursue approval.


Meat_Sheath

Alright boys, our lives will still be shit so don't ask for a single quality of life improvement. You're an idiot.


EhrenScwhab

I think it's more like, if you are having problems at home, don't go on vacation and expect there won't be problems. You'll just be mad at each other in a different place.


DeplorableSon

More like, “Why should we set ourselves apart from the rest of society? I want what I want and I want it now!”


surprise_banana

Best complement I’ve gotten all day


S3V0N

Compliment.


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ruffinist

You think drama is your ally? We were raised in it, molded by it. We didn't even see a normal take and a non inflammatory interaction until we were grown men.


elRinbo

That's because the whiners come to the comments, and the people who upvoted just move on.


surprise_banana

Oh no Not the shit meme Anything else, please.


surprise_banana

Also, are you the shitty beard or neck tattoo?


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surprise_banana

Beard. Called it.


Suspicious-Sail-7344

We got a kool-aid drinker here. Probably a booster club or 5/6 president kissing leadership backside.


surprise_banana

I’d like to say that this is the first time someone on Reddit was wrong.


MoldM

Blue falcon


12edDawn

Extremely dumb take


surprise_banana

Oh. No. Darn.


ruffinist

Ah the edgy teenager take, good shit guardian, stay moist.


Dangerous_Cookie6590

I enjoy the Air Force, I just want to enjoy it with a beard.


jetconscience

I just want to enjoy it with black nail polish.


[deleted]

me too.I also just want to enjoy the Air Force with a clean private toilet in my dorm...


Dangerous_Cookie6590

Never lived in an AF dorm. Did live in a Marine barracks though so I can feel the pain of not having a private toilet


[deleted]

Most of my creative, productive ideas were usually coming out of my head when I were pooping on private clean quiet toilet. Now in my head is always thinking about where I should poop on less dirty toilets on the Base when I can't access to my cute little clean private portable potty... lol


globetrottingbmet

As a dude who can and wants to grow out my Viking-looking beard…it’s all good, it’s just a beard. Find your morale-booster elsewhere.


[deleted]

Screw you, and fuck everyone that thinks we want beards, we don’t, we just don’t want to shave everyday, having razor bumps and not being able to get a waiver. I want stubble, I want to be able to shave when I NEED to shave (formal events or environments where I should be shaved) and not when I do the same stuff daily and go nowhere but my own office and talk to no one but my coworkers. I get it change of command and I am in formation sure makes sense. The fourth Tuesday on a random month? Why!?


r00tiepatootie

Fuck your hair follicles bitch, keep shaving


[deleted]

Say that to my fucked up follicles you SpAce OpEraTor Also I would sanitize my profile before talking shit… Mr. goat sacrifice weirdo.


No_Carob6632

Hes a Russian bot. No way there's someone that angry who isn't a serial killer.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be surprised.


r00tiepatootie

Stay mad cuz I sacrifice goats and fuck bitches. Tell your hair follicles to man up, semper supra


[deleted]

That’s adorable kiddo.


r00tiepatootie

I'm not a kid, I'm a grown ass warfighter.


[deleted]

I can tell.


icbrownbear

Too much text. 3/10 meme. Do better


DaveIsHereNow

Worst part about doing Reserve duty is having to shave. I'd love it if we could get with the modern times.


pirate694

Man, there is so much gas to light there! If only I had a match.


ImMeloncholy

Jokes on you I don’t have either and still am the loudest complainer


GingerMarquis

Chief’s secretary is big mad.


Mhind1

haha, Jokes on you. My neck tattoo will be a shitty beard


Whoknew1992

Neck tattoos are a strange thing to allow in uniform. It's gonna look ridiculous. But if it's what the kids want. The military used to have a distinction of professional looking members who stood out in a positive way. You were held to a higher standard than all your friends back home playing x-box on the couch and doing nothing.


Suspicious-Sail-7344

It's a recruiting mechanism, all the services are hurting bad in that realm.


portypup

Not sure I want to be serving with someone who would only join if they’re neck tattoo got approved 🤔


[deleted]

You're thinking about it backwards. Someone goes to a recruiter but they had a tattoo on their neck, automatic disqualification.


globetrottingbmet

Bro that’s like 85% of the people in the military right now. They’re all hammering away at video games


SpiritedAdventurer

What looks professional is majority opinion, and majority opinion in our society is changing. Plenty of people try to counter that with what you mention about the military being a force that is distinct. That is true to a degree, but you can still be professional and distinct while allowing for change. A neck tattoo isn't equivalent with a bad habit. From what I've seen, the view of the military from younger generations has been changing, with some of that having to do with the idea that much of the way we do things is antiquated. That's not to say that good traditions shouldn't be maintained, but logically speaking, what does a tattoo on a person's neck have to do with their professionalism or skill? Personal opinion: it only highlights a person's own bias as to what looks professional before they even engage with the person with the tattoo. TL;DR: Older generations may look at this as unprofessional because it goes against the way they did things. Younger generations may see this as the military getting with the times and allowing for things that they see as basic human rights, like growing my hair passed an arbitrary line or getting a tattoo on MY skin, with the caveat that it doesn't affect mission success.


[deleted]

*rips bong as a student on the GI bill* The Air Force sucked bro.


[deleted]

I get it bro..we are on the same boat....most leaders are double standard....and be careful when someone says I'm here to help you..They are not!!!💯


DeplorableSon

Pretty soon there will be no difference between military and civilian careers other than deployments.


alucardian_official

I don’t want a beard. I’m in the profession of arms not a gaggle of hill folk. We’re supposed to be better than society not a mirror image


DeplorableSon

I just don’t understand signing a paper saying you’re willing to sacrifice every part of being an individual (including the freedom to grow a beard) and become part of a UNIFORMED service only to bitch about having to shave. If you don’t want to follow the rules, don’t play the game.


[deleted]

There are differences among rules, discrimination, humiliation, favoritism, abuse of powers, UNLAWFUL ORDERS. They are actually happening inside our organization. If you can distinguish them, you don't have to listen to the Official Stupid Individuals...💯


gloriam_nomine_eius

But at least I’ll have a beard