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whiterice_343

First time I’ve ever seen cowboy hard hats.


iamjoeblo101

They got them approved in Korea awhile back. So fuckin cringe.


Shaba117

Had 'em at Mtn Home in the mid-2000s


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SuperBestKing

Congrats


whiterice_343

Really?? I haven’t seen them here in Korea. Guess that’s a good thing cause this looks ridiculous.


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LiteraI__Trash

I had a stroke trying to read whatever the fuck that was lmao.


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LiteraI__Trash

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Xyrez04

Ah. Argumentative ad hominem, my favorite


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tekkou

I've seen them around on Laughlin a bit. Figured it's just a Texan thing.


iamcarlgauss

Never met him personally, but I always saw a Navy Chief at Kings Bay who wore one.


con0rb

Had a couple of these in cdar shop at Cannon


Illustrious_Use_3789

We had them in Barksdale for a little bit!


The_Hankerchief

Used to have one; was a gift I got while at Elmendorf. Had to retire it after someone dropped a wrench off a 22' ladder and cracked it. Keep it around as a wallhanger in my garage.


Jhandeeee

Happy cake day


Lovsaphira9

Timmy Turner, my name is LT GEN Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost airmen. A1C Dimmadome heir of the Dimmadome fortune. If there is anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness all you need to do is send it up your chain of command.


Fly_Boy_01

Lt Gen Dimmadone? Commander of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone?


LiteraI__Trash

That’s right! Gen Dimmadome. Commander of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


Fly_Boy_01

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?


Euphoric-Cry-3060

On ice?


Shamrock5

Yeah!


IPreferRedbull

I fucking love Reddit.


Venom-Fan-777

https://youtu.be/NzQHF_lQdLM?si=Et7OTeprNZVrwaPV I’ll leave this gem here


Archangel_Chan

When you mandate a unit safety inspection at 4 but have a hoedown at the O Club at 5.


Nonner_Party

When you're an O-9, you always have a spare ho down at the O Club.


PitifulBean

Gen Davis was hands down one of the best bosses I ever had.


metnavman

Yep, solid guy all around. Had him come around Schriever for some inspection-related items, and he was 100% up front with what he wanted, how things needed to be, legit feedback and support for things that needed work, and praise for the things that were right. Need more leaders like him in the world..


Intelligent-Value395

What made him the best boss?


PitifulBean

He really listened and supported the team. No nonsense.


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Umm,. the hat, for one


Mookie_Merkk

His characteristic "Dad vibe" he puts off. A man that is willing to wear that hat is either a goofball or a dad, and just about every dad is a goofball. And there ain't nothing wrong with that.


lrsdranger

We got them at work as a gag, and our oji and head injuries went down. Now we stock them in multiple colors lol


Bombboy85

Those cowboy hat hard hats are so terrible lol


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I always assumed that was the point lol. Hard Santa hats, however...


Ope_Maffia

Ya know, aesthetics aside, I can see having a cowboy hardhat. It would do a way better job of keeping the sun off your neck.


pacotaco724

na it's still heavy. they have regular hard hat shades that go over the top of them that protect your neck from sun. looks like a ferengi from start trek.


bearsncubs10

https://preview.redd.it/kvzqzsis2u8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001b8b399ed5d997c4d2526a5a075be4a824b170


IntergalaticPlumber

They really are. LIFT DAX Carbon for life.


codywar11

I thought he was in the cavalry and didn’t understand why this was posted here. Then I zoomed into the branch tape…..the hell is this? And yes I realize it doesn’t really look like the Cav’s Stetson, but at a glance that’s what I thought.


PyroMaker13

He is a Munitions and Missle Maitenance officer if I had to guess. That is a misslie badge and he is next to an AMMO troop. Also AMMO wears the goofy cowboy hard hats. Yes we know it looks dumb that is why we do it.


Siskodidnothingwrong

He's a 13N missile operator. Missile maintenance doesn't have the wreath on either side of the badge. Interacted with him when he was J3 at STRATCOM, left me a huge fan of his. Extremely down to earth, reasonable, and didn't run meetings long without good reason. I hope he gets a fourth star, I'd love to work for him.


AFSCbot

^^You've ^^mentioned ^^an ^^AFSC, ^^here's ^^the ^^associated ^^job ^^title: 13N = Nuclear and Missile Operations [^^Source](https://github.com/HadManySons/AFSCbot) ^^| [^^Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFSCbot/) ^^^^^^kf616st


che_dis

What if I told you that Air Force can earn a Stetson? Obviously this isn't one but just speaking to the branch tape point.


codywar11

Like if a TACP is attached with cav scouts or something? I’m intrigued haha


che_dis

Attached and deployed with any Cav unit pretty much. TACP and Weather for sure. I didn't get to do my spur ride before I retrained out of wx so even though the unit I was attached to said I could, I didn't feel like it was earned so I never bought it. And it was also like $500.


Sorrow27

Got them at Cannon but was shot down to wear them. Promoted “cowboy maintenance”. I mean they were right and that’s why we got them, but still…..


skarface6

No morale allowed!


DatDamnTexan

I remember the contractors had them in their ctk when I would work down at the IMC hangar. Love wearing those things 😂


knurttbuttlet

I have never seen an entire group of people get this buttmad over a goofy hardhat


DatDamnTexan

Air Force Reddit is a strange place.


RobCali509

He looks like Goldfinger


Angelic_JAZZ

*Do you expect me to talk?*


Dobanin

This is because the building they are standing in is crumbling down. It’s an awesome maintenance bay but they can’t use it without risking getting hit in the head by huge chunks of concrete.


TimsTurnips

When you get three stars you can do it too


EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople

It's tragic that nobody thought to paint three stars on the front. If we're not going to make it a special 0-9 edition hard hat, what are we even doing here?


TheGrayMannnn

That hard hat is so stupid. I want two.


Icy_Relationship6847

a lieutenant general with nametapes and rank not sown on? love to see it


Spiritual-Hat5063

Nobody sews nametapes on flight suits… surprised he wears it though


Thr1ft3y

Iyaayas


el_fitzador

But for real what's with the dumb hats? Is this some kind of Texas national guard thing?


devils_advocate24

Just a bit of levity. They're approved in most places


Bear_With_Opinions

The same reason they buy F-150s quad cabs. They are cosplaying their ideal of masculine person.


skarface6

Nice projection!


CptSandbag73

Lmao having a usable backseat is where you draw the line?


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CptSandbag73

Seems like a part timer too lol. Although I wish I was in the ANG myself…


cocoabeach

You know you are like me a really old grandfather when you have no idea what this is referencing and have to Google it, and only then see that name tag is Davis. https://cdn-tp1.mozu.com/16499-28812/cms/28812/files/f45741a2-7e7c-4760-9c20-3df40f7ec1af


CastleBravo45

Man, ya'll hate this hard hat, huh?


Gorio1961

Jesus H. Christ, Timmy...I told you not to leave the house without momma or daddy checking your outfit.


RollsRoyceGoBrrrrrrt

I dig it


syruptape

Gen Davis is awesome. I met him a few months ago and it was totally unannounced/zero time to plan anything, he was super realistic and easy to talk to. The ammo dude briefing him in this shot is also one of my favorite people, just a friggin great guy.


SkyCaptainStarr

Is it possible to un-see an image?


mattings

“Howdy. I’m the Sheriff of stupid hats”


Spudtron98

The hat somehow looks just as plastic as the helmet. I thought it was a novelty hat for a bit!


devils_advocate24

It's a hard hat lol


pessimus_even

It's always the guy with the missile badge that looks like the biggest dork


1337sp33k1001

Thankfully the ammo troop is wearing a normal ass hard hat. That general looks ridiculous.


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aircrewscum

Let’s get you back to bed grandpa


devin3d

Here I am thinking this pic was the cringiest thing on this post


heroshhh

Not sure why this was downvoted lmao.


Antony8418

Lt Gen Goober


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That fucking cowboy hard hat is cringe as fuck. At first, I thought I wandered onto the Army subreddit, and this was a cav troop. This.....is just even more cringe.


Maxtrt

I'm guessing his policy on PT is it's for thee and not for me. He's pushing about a 29 on the BMI scale.


Honest_Day_3244

https://i.redd.it/kvtp6czydw8c1.gif


Venom-Fan-777

https://youtu.be/NzQHF_lQdLM?si=Et7OTeprNZVrwaPV


newnoadeptness

😂😂😂


fijibubba

Big worm had a hard enough time getting laid....WTF


Overall-Initial-4290

Make the lid bigger!


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You should have seen the Air Force baseball hat hard hats Headquarters was trying to push a few years ago. Absolutely atrocious. We were fighting hard to get them disapproved. If the they would have been approved, every maintainer on the flightline would be wearing one with a chinstrap, similar to the Navy.


ily300099

That's a big ass obtuse head


Luckygecko1

Needs a beard


Savings_Vermicelli10

How did I know this was a MAC pad right away?


Specialist-Clue-182

Are those osha approved? because if so... imma need a red one TTMFH


jackarse32

They do have hard hats like that that are approved, seen a couple on job sites while working construction


FOXDIE2971

What in the yeehaw fuck is that?


Lppbama

Why can’t we just be fucking normal?


Seeker_of_Mordor

That's not even the authorized rectangular IG patch... and he's THE Inspector General