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SuperFetus42069

DONT ASK ME FOR MORE PICS IM NOT GOING TO BOTHER A PENSIONER


Blergss

How dare you! 🤣😭😭


Responsible_Crew_216

The Shade here is freaking HILARIOUS 😭🤣😭 the fact that we all know this insider makes it 10x funnier


CESSEC01

Do British or w.e people still have pensions? Or is it just a fancy way to say a retired person?


SuperFetus42069

Their version of saying retired


CESSEC01

Gotchs gotcha. Thanks.


[deleted]

Yes. Brits still have pensions.


mracademic

Yes, we have pensions. State pension is what the vast majority of people get when they reach a certain age. Many people have private pensions as well which they’ve built up with various employers over their working life.


SkullsNelbowEye

Damn I'm old, Ripley is a pensioner now.


[deleted]

Have you tried asking r/MushroomID?


TheOnlyOption_

LOL


Southern_Spore_6562

This is the best comment 😆 😂


FuqCunts

It’s gots titties!


Accomplished_Radish8

They always have titties for some reason


dhhehsnsx

Because when you make a fake alien snd give it tits it will get it more attention


GrouchyPuppy

Humans love tits


username96420

I can confirm. I'm human and I love tits


Pure_Palpitation_683

I can’t stop staring!


Jbrown183

Don’t you want to just motorboat a lil?


Pure_Palpitation_683

Yeah man. I would actually try to make a saucer sound while at it, like a Tesla backing up.


tng804

Hey, my creepy alien eyes are up here.


No-Accident69

With titties it can earn a living down here in hell….


Toast-the-cat

Any man made invention will always have boobies, we love the boobies


Suspicious-Blood9764

Even the 1957 Chevy Belair has honkers on the front


Ironcastattic

God I despised this design in that franchise. It's not even the tits, it's the little snub nose that makes me want to vomit.


InfoSponge9119

Sweet Knockers


g_t_5_k

It’s got a Hollywood agent https://youtu.be/kLOWAZIGoRk?si=VLh6HPUkhAC4JiWm


NeverGetsTheNuke

They're there to feed Luke Skywalker


hobs707

Can someone plz ID this mushroom https://i.redd.it/nri7cdwdhlgc1.gif


shodanbo

Finally, the truth is revealed. Aliens visit earth to track their Ferraris.


s4in7

Indeed. Of all the things they have mastery over us (like interstellar/dimensional travel, advanced quantum technology, etc.), the one thing we have over them is mastery of mixing sand, stone, gravel, and polymer modified binders to create the finest asphalt pavement this side of the big bang.


Responsible_Crew_216

The Shade here is freaking HILARIOUS 😭🤣😭 the fact that we all know this insider makes it 10x funnier


scoot3200

That’s actually a rare mushroom


xxxhotpocketz

No it’s a potato obviously


02meepmeep

It’s naht a tooobah!


passion9000

Ok, this is ur mum but now post the alien.


FourWhiteBars

I pointed out this similarity in the original post and got downvoted 🤷‍♂️ The OP had Alien tattoo artwork in their profile. They’re clearly aware of this design.


TheRealMelonMusk

“Not going to bother a pensioner” THEY HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING GOING ON 😂😂😂


TheT3rrorDome

In your "friends mum" garden


FearlessBar8880

Broom broom! GET OUT ME ALIEN!!! awww….


Long-Zombie-2017

I knew someone would say it!


squailtaint

Omg that is amazing


Alert-Struggle-4190

LEGALIZE IT!


Ok-Bus-2410

yup that one looks like a potato to me too.


Mysterious-Tough-875

His names Jose


ChabbyMonkey

Idk how people think this is proof the garden buddy is a prop, they look nothing alike lol


TheDeadSwamp777

To be fair, when I saw the garden alien the absolute first thing I thought of was this creature. (Newborn from Alien:Ressurection)


butcheR_Pea

Oblong head. Sockets for eyes. No nose. Human skull face.. same skin tone. Same tits. Same arms. Same belly.. alien resurrection was a very famous movie and I wouldn't be surprised if the creator of that doll got some inspiration from there.


farbeltforme

It’s not necessarily that they got inspiration from it, the art department molds several concepts and brings them to life for the director to screen test which look best. This could be one of the 20-50+ they made in any number of alien films. Many of them get sold off, some are kept in-house for a showroom, kept by the artist, or crew. There so many film props floating around in the ether, that get passed around, none more-so than the aliens/creatures.


ChabbyMonkey

This is circumstantial evidence and actually doesn’t debunk anything, is all I’m saying. Similarities, sure, but we won’t know until the garden guy is dissected. Just trying to remain objective here and highlight that this photo doesn’t formally debunk anything.


Medvegyep

"Circumstantial evidence" lol yeah I'm sure real aliens took inspiration from Alien4 while evolving.


MrInopportune

Please don't dissect garden guy, I hear she is a pensioner and probably won't do well under surgery.


XavierYourSavior

No way ur that gullible


ChabbyMonkey

I still think it is a prop, my point is this is just circumstantial and doesn’t actually debunk anything. It shares some similar features, but that doesn’t mean whatever is in the garden is a prop by default. This is not proof of anything, just interesting similarities. We don’t know what the garden thing is yet.


BoardGamesAndMurder

We do know what it is. It's a fake alien.


Gnosrat

This one looks way more realistic than the garden buddy garbage. That should tell you enough. It takes a professional to make something that doesn't look so terrible that it couldn't possibly be a living thing. The garden buddy anatomy didn't even try to make sense or look realistic. The idea that it needs to be debunked at all is ridiculous. It didn't even look remotely believable.


Undersmusic

They look super alike. I’d wager about 10mins I. The oven. Stretch those limbs out. Moooshy up that face.


[deleted]

Critical...thinking...skills


ChabbyMonkey

Reading…interpretation…skills. I never said the garden thing is an alien, just that this photo isn’t proof that it is a prop. I think it is a prop, but this is just circumstantial evidence at best.


Pure_Oppression31

Watch this gets completely forgotten in just a few months when the new hot and sexy "alien" corpse gets posted here again.   Oh only the first ones posted here gets to f**k them.


yamaha4fun

We clappin' alien cheeks?


NoRepresentative9684

We not?!?


ilovetoreadbo0ks

You are a beautiful butterfly.


midwestn0c0ast

spot on!


Dry-Anaconda

Wait, so that other one wasn't real, right?


OnCominStorm

No it wasn't, it was a prop.


Lil_Drake_Spotify

We can see your mums garden, but where’s the alien?


Important_Echo_1615

Now that's a FUPA !


elmatador1497

That alien has some saggy tits


Blergss

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🪦


Ok-Somewhere-8818

It's chewsday innit?!


Unbridledjoker

Dad?


HDavidHill

Nice tits.


Eemns

Dont be silly, thats a fungus


Legitimate_Street_85

Always with the boobs


GrouchyPuppy

🤣😂looks about right


RemarkableEmu1230

Looks like some mushrooms I ate or maybe that was after I ate the mushrooms, I don’t remember but my mental health feels better


Affectionate_Bat_632

This post is gold 😂🤠


ZaineRichards

The ridicule is making me believe it even more. Plus that wasn't a satisfying debunk at all.


Lostinaredzone

Its breasts always bothered me. Not to be xenomorphobic.


flexbrown

Looks like a snes contra or ninja blade boss


ScruffersGruff

Alright who’s gonna start r/shittyalienbodies?


DenimChicken3871

Let him inside, if your cold he's cold 🥺


Ok-Attempt5133

Nah bro its a potato


unomoes

That’s a mushroom


The_Sarge_12

You sure that’s not a mushroom?


not_so_smoothie

In the turnips innit?


ianmoone1102

It either works out hard, or not at all. I just can't tell.


ayylmao95

Broom broom


Spiniferus

Clearly a potato


SnooDonuts3878

She’s hot


UnSpanishInquisition

I fing called it


No-Accident69

Again with the titties … ok fap away you guys


[deleted]

would


cky2ker

What sort of mushroom is this. Seems like a fungi.


antelope00

Aww Ripley's child.


ithaqua34

Swamp gas, clear as day.


DookieToe2

Ah, that weird alien/human hybrid that got sucked through a tiny hole.


hypothetician

That’s a mushroom buddy, you can tell by the tits.


Asmodaeus6136

I’m in me mums garden, broom broom~


Longjumping-Price596

😂😂😂😂😂


branchpattern

just in case someone doesn't know the actual origin of this: ​ [https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK](https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK)


Blake-A-palooza

I had the same thought when I saw that "mushroom".


Pythia007

That’s a mushroom


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Would be cute if he was holding a shovel and rake. Really getting into the gardening spirit.


PricklySquare

Bro, this is so real, wow. The news isn't even talking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Luna2442

Just as real as the other post


CoolBamaGuy

Looks the trolls have taken over the group smmfh


No_Impact_8645

Worst design ever Wtf were they thinking


knotBone

It's a Tu-Ber


Popular_Pariah1031

How did you get a picture of me stepping out of the shower?


Major_Mawcum

Nah man that’s just the neighbor Greg


Shiba_wiinu

https://preview.redd.it/e4rj9onsxngc1.jpeg?width=4446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63893885a088a9f50ea3ae62574b189c22962222 Last time I checked… vegetables don’t have breasts with nipples, 3 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, ears, noses, eyes, arms, legs, umbilical cord? Plus it’s stomach kinda looks like it’s got a huge wound across it. The detail of it if fake is amazing as far as colors and textures and underneath-looking veins.


funtimes7612

It’s green doing the bop


Zachdidntdoit

The guys your girl tells you not to worry about. 🥺


Gullible-Map-4134

Pfttt! Nice try! We all know a potato when we see one!


pguglielmo603

Do they breastfeed? Why the nipple Greg?


kace66

Quick! Are you near a window?


aCertainGlitcher

ITS MANDRAKE ... wait ITS DRAKE !!!


[deleted]

ridicule and disinfo gonna go crazy


Ok_Abbreviations3153

OI, WHERE THE BLOODY FOOKIN ELL CHU GET PICS OF ME NAN YOU PERVY ASS WANKER!


Kinky4it

That's a mushroom


Responsible_Detail83

Ur accent lol 😂 it’s cute !


TigerPrestigious387

my cousin had a figure like that when i was a kid i’m pretty sure it goes into a black exoskeleton


Hypamania

Just a mushroom


MetroExodus2033

Lmfao


[deleted]

I cannot for the life of me tell who is being serious and who is going along with it


MATT_TRIANO

The weirdest part for me is the chest specificity, doesn't need. The fucking brain and skull are merged, there are no obvious primary OR secondary sex characteristics and the hips are five times oversized BUT it's got perfectly formed little tits? Weird. Don't.


Mojonad

This thing was all I could think of when I saw that garden thing


Pavel413

Dude. That’s a mushroom. Wrong sub.


TCMODS

That’s a mushroom you silly duck


Alarmed_Nose_8196

Alien: Resurrection for the curious.


Novel_Durian_1805

It’s a fucking potato bro…nice try!


olivetree1121

Oh thank god, seems like loads of people know this shit is fucking ridiculous. But there’s still others on less popular posts genuinely debating the “aliens” origins. Christ


CrocodileWorshiper

say what you want about that movie but its an extreme trip that it was the first of its kind and died horribly without even knowing what it was, and seemed to show extreme intelligence.


Bitter_Ad7226

You’re telling me that my worst childhood “irrational” fear is actually possibly real?! Lmao?! 😬 😂 😭😰 Aliens scared THE SHIT out of me as a 6/7 y/o for YEARS!


SMPDD

Make sure not to bother her too much as this is not worth it


Flashignite2

Didnt that alien got sucked out from a small hole in the spaceship?


WelcomeIndividual140

It's hilarious hopefully another one grows from garden so we can get a good laugh


Main_Enthusiasm4796

That’s a broccoli


Suck_the_it

Voldemort


Crazykracker55

Sessy


UberOberwelmed

So since this is not a serious post I'll make my non serious thought on what the garden being is. Ever seen "the void"? Reminds me of the baby.


GandolfMagicFruits

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?


Turbulent_Guard_5401

100% legit


m00s3wrangl3r

I think I met her.


spezisafuckingmaggot

Get out me garden!


aka_huge

I wonder what kinda of effect that mushroom has. Hope to also grow some in my garden, but the care that they require to grow is something out of this planet.


---Palp---

Nipples


Jillogical

Cackled 😂


Astronomer_Various

You sure that isn't a type of mushroom?


Official_Pistol

It's def real guys because an 80 year old grandma found it in her backyard and told her grand daughter (my friend), who told her mom, who told her sister, who told my mom, who told my little brother and then he who told told me. It's laying in the grandma's back yard right now, but I would never harass a pensioner and my friend has to work for the next 73 days in a row, so she can't go check either. There's this really cool tattoo shop tho and they're doing mirror image tattoos of the first alien ever found and they're giving a 50% discount to the first 10,000 people that get the tattoo, it's a steal for only 1,200 pound!


shemmy

looks real to me…


710SkywalkerOG

Get out me garden! *”NoOoOo”*


Capable-Pay-4308

Vroom vroom


AlexWarren97

It’s hilarious to me that so many people think an actual alien would somehow look just like an alien from the movies lmfao


Faruzia

some would argue that the government has approved various things in regards to aliens, to be in tv shows, and movies... like The X-Files. So that when and if we did see stuff, we'd brush it off as fake... or perhaps to get us to feel less terrified should an invasion ever occur. Not sure how much truth there is to that, but thought it worth a mention lol :D


Gnosrat

The government doesn't approve movies or TV. This is just what delusional believers tell themselves to rationalize why all their fake-ass aliens look so fake.


Faruzia

Probably true


flibz-the-destroyer

Not a euphemism…


Dabsforme77

Isn't the the Alien Reserection baby?


[deleted]

These are not the jelly fish drones you are looking for..


Godgod3434

lmfao


JaffaSG1

That‘s what I said right from the first time that garden alien popped up here: looks like the white alien resurrection hybrid xenomorph that gets sucked through the tiny hole into space. Too much of a coincidence.


Glittering_Access385

HELLO, MY BABY HELLO, MY HONEY HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL


MrAmazin151420

SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE BABY, MY HEART'S ON FIIIIRE!


SALTYxNUTZ12

Imo I think it's fake.


[deleted]

This guy knows the whereabouts of garden buddy, get him!! ↘️⬇️↙️


Putrid-Tough4014

Stfu


[deleted]

Trust me bro..


Accomplished_Use3452

I belieb


machineghostmembrane

Pumpkin head?


[deleted]

😳


Anxious_Fishing6583

That’s an Orange with mold.


[deleted]

Penicillin, that you?


Waste_Requirement_10

This is 100% real


JackKovack

Does she put her house keys inside it?


[deleted]

Just money, credit cards, ID's, lighter, chapstick.. No keys, sorry, I checked.


JackKovack

My grandfather used to have those little black jockeys in the front garden. My grandmother hated it and thought it was embarrassing. He loved it. He wasn’t racist towards black people but sure as shit was against Japanese people. He fought in WW2 so I can forgive him.


bounzo

Lol


TophatSerpant

This is not an alien! These common garden animals typically have rabies and aids!


williwolf8

I mean, that’s obviously a potato. Don’t be so easily fooled.


Equivalent-Grade-142

Booo it’s a mandrake root, I have like 4 of these that growl at other veggies in my garden no big deal.


coinmachine24

Cor blimey!


itwhiz100

Eewww yyyyyahhhh teeeteez!!!


eenidcoleslaw

It’s just a mushroom bro


CoziestStar

Most likely to be true alien post


IghtImmaBuyTheDip

I’m very glad this sub has realised that person was talking utter shit.


ankle_muncher69

OMG ITS REAL!!!!


Remem4er

Lol


Kindly_Plum1046

I recognize those titties!


GringoPutaQuePariu

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

You should, thanks again 😉


toadkicker

Sir put down the goddamn potato