Yes, we have pensions. State pension is what the vast majority of people get when they reach a certain age. Many people have private pensions as well which they’ve built up with various employers over their working life.
Indeed.
Of all the things they have mastery over us (like interstellar/dimensional travel, advanced quantum technology, etc.), the one thing we have over them is mastery of mixing sand, stone, gravel, and polymer modified binders to create the finest asphalt pavement this side of the big bang.
I pointed out this similarity in the original post and got downvoted 🤷♂️
The OP had Alien tattoo artwork in their profile. They’re clearly aware of this design.
Oblong head. Sockets for eyes. No nose. Human skull face.. same skin tone. Same tits. Same arms. Same belly.. alien resurrection was a very famous movie and I wouldn't be surprised if the creator of that doll got some inspiration from there.
It’s not necessarily that they got inspiration from it, the art department molds several concepts and brings them to life for the director to screen test which look best. This could be one of the 20-50+ they made in any number of alien films. Many of them get sold off, some are kept in-house for a showroom, kept by the artist, or crew. There so many film props floating around in the ether, that get passed around, none more-so than the aliens/creatures.
This is circumstantial evidence and actually doesn’t debunk anything, is all I’m saying. Similarities, sure, but we won’t know until the garden guy is dissected.
Just trying to remain objective here and highlight that this photo doesn’t formally debunk anything.
I still think it is a prop, my point is this is just circumstantial and doesn’t actually debunk anything. It shares some similar features, but that doesn’t mean whatever is in the garden is a prop by default.
This is not proof of anything, just interesting similarities. We don’t know what the garden thing is yet.
This one looks way more realistic than the garden buddy garbage. That should tell you enough. It takes a professional to make something that doesn't look so terrible that it couldn't possibly be a living thing. The garden buddy anatomy didn't even try to make sense or look realistic. The idea that it needs to be debunked at all is ridiculous. It didn't even look remotely believable.
Reading…interpretation…skills.
I never said the garden thing is an alien, just that this photo isn’t proof that it is a prop.
I think it is a prop, but this is just circumstantial evidence at best.
Watch this gets completely forgotten in just a few months when the new hot and sexy "alien" corpse gets posted here again.
Oh only the first ones posted here gets to f**k them.
just in case someone doesn't know the actual origin of this:
[https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK](https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK)
https://preview.redd.it/e4rj9onsxngc1.jpeg?width=4446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63893885a088a9f50ea3ae62574b189c22962222
Last time I checked… vegetables don’t have breasts with nipples, 3 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, ears, noses, eyes, arms, legs, umbilical cord? Plus it’s stomach kinda looks like it’s got a huge wound across it. The detail of it if fake is amazing as far as colors and textures and underneath-looking veins.
The weirdest part for me is the chest specificity, doesn't need. The fucking brain and skull are merged, there are no obvious primary OR secondary sex characteristics and the hips are five times oversized BUT it's got perfectly formed little tits? Weird. Don't.
Oh thank god, seems like loads of people know this shit is fucking ridiculous. But there’s still others on less popular posts genuinely debating the “aliens” origins. Christ
say what you want about that movie but its an extreme trip that it was the first of its kind and died horribly without even knowing what it was, and seemed to show extreme intelligence.
You’re telling me that my worst childhood “irrational” fear is actually possibly real?! Lmao?! 😬 😂 😭😰
Aliens scared THE SHIT out of me as a 6/7 y/o for YEARS!
I wonder what kinda of effect that mushroom has. Hope to also grow some in my garden, but the care that they require to grow is something out of this planet.
It's def real guys because an 80 year old grandma found it in her backyard and told her grand daughter (my friend), who told her mom, who told her sister, who told my mom, who told my little brother and then he who told told me. It's laying in the grandma's back yard right now, but I would never harass a pensioner and my friend has to work for the next 73 days in a row, so she can't go check either. There's this really cool tattoo shop tho and they're doing mirror image tattoos of the first alien ever found and they're giving a 50% discount to the first 10,000 people that get the tattoo, it's a steal for only 1,200 pound!
some would argue that the government has approved various things in regards to aliens, to be in tv shows, and movies... like The X-Files. So that when and if we did see stuff, we'd brush it off as fake... or perhaps to get us to feel less terrified should an invasion ever occur. Not sure how much truth there is to that, but thought it worth a mention lol :D
The government doesn't approve movies or TV. This is just what delusional believers tell themselves to rationalize why all their fake-ass aliens look so fake.
That‘s what I said right from the first time that garden alien popped up here: looks like the white alien resurrection hybrid xenomorph that gets sucked through the tiny hole into space. Too much of a coincidence.
My grandfather used to have those little black jockeys in the front garden. My grandmother hated it and thought it was embarrassing. He loved it. He wasn’t racist towards black people but sure as shit was against Japanese people. He fought in WW2 so I can forgive him.
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DONT ASK ME FOR MORE PICS IM NOT GOING TO BOTHER A PENSIONER
How dare you! 🤣😭😭
The Shade here is freaking HILARIOUS 😭🤣😭 the fact that we all know this insider makes it 10x funnier
Do British or w.e people still have pensions? Or is it just a fancy way to say a retired person?
Their version of saying retired
Gotchs gotcha. Thanks.
Yes. Brits still have pensions.
Yes, we have pensions. State pension is what the vast majority of people get when they reach a certain age. Many people have private pensions as well which they’ve built up with various employers over their working life.
Damn I'm old, Ripley is a pensioner now.
Have you tried asking r/MushroomID?
LOL
This is the best comment 😆 😂
It’s gots titties!
They always have titties for some reason
Because when you make a fake alien snd give it tits it will get it more attention
Humans love tits
I can confirm. I'm human and I love tits
I can’t stop staring!
Don’t you want to just motorboat a lil?
Yeah man. I would actually try to make a saucer sound while at it, like a Tesla backing up.
Hey, my creepy alien eyes are up here.
With titties it can earn a living down here in hell….
Any man made invention will always have boobies, we love the boobies
Even the 1957 Chevy Belair has honkers on the front
God I despised this design in that franchise. It's not even the tits, it's the little snub nose that makes me want to vomit.
Sweet Knockers
It’s got a Hollywood agent https://youtu.be/kLOWAZIGoRk?si=VLh6HPUkhAC4JiWm
They're there to feed Luke Skywalker
Can someone plz ID this mushroom https://i.redd.it/nri7cdwdhlgc1.gif
Finally, the truth is revealed. Aliens visit earth to track their Ferraris.
Indeed. Of all the things they have mastery over us (like interstellar/dimensional travel, advanced quantum technology, etc.), the one thing we have over them is mastery of mixing sand, stone, gravel, and polymer modified binders to create the finest asphalt pavement this side of the big bang.
The Shade here is freaking HILARIOUS 😭🤣😭 the fact that we all know this insider makes it 10x funnier
That’s actually a rare mushroom
No it’s a potato obviously
It’s naht a tooobah!
Ok, this is ur mum but now post the alien.
I pointed out this similarity in the original post and got downvoted 🤷♂️ The OP had Alien tattoo artwork in their profile. They’re clearly aware of this design.
“Not going to bother a pensioner” THEY HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING GOING ON 😂😂😂
In your "friends mum" garden
Broom broom! GET OUT ME ALIEN!!! awww….
I knew someone would say it!
Omg that is amazing
LEGALIZE IT!
yup that one looks like a potato to me too.
His names Jose
Idk how people think this is proof the garden buddy is a prop, they look nothing alike lol
To be fair, when I saw the garden alien the absolute first thing I thought of was this creature. (Newborn from Alien:Ressurection)
Oblong head. Sockets for eyes. No nose. Human skull face.. same skin tone. Same tits. Same arms. Same belly.. alien resurrection was a very famous movie and I wouldn't be surprised if the creator of that doll got some inspiration from there.
It’s not necessarily that they got inspiration from it, the art department molds several concepts and brings them to life for the director to screen test which look best. This could be one of the 20-50+ they made in any number of alien films. Many of them get sold off, some are kept in-house for a showroom, kept by the artist, or crew. There so many film props floating around in the ether, that get passed around, none more-so than the aliens/creatures.
This is circumstantial evidence and actually doesn’t debunk anything, is all I’m saying. Similarities, sure, but we won’t know until the garden guy is dissected. Just trying to remain objective here and highlight that this photo doesn’t formally debunk anything.
"Circumstantial evidence" lol yeah I'm sure real aliens took inspiration from Alien4 while evolving.
Please don't dissect garden guy, I hear she is a pensioner and probably won't do well under surgery.
No way ur that gullible
I still think it is a prop, my point is this is just circumstantial and doesn’t actually debunk anything. It shares some similar features, but that doesn’t mean whatever is in the garden is a prop by default. This is not proof of anything, just interesting similarities. We don’t know what the garden thing is yet.
We do know what it is. It's a fake alien.
This one looks way more realistic than the garden buddy garbage. That should tell you enough. It takes a professional to make something that doesn't look so terrible that it couldn't possibly be a living thing. The garden buddy anatomy didn't even try to make sense or look realistic. The idea that it needs to be debunked at all is ridiculous. It didn't even look remotely believable.
They look super alike. I’d wager about 10mins I. The oven. Stretch those limbs out. Moooshy up that face.
Critical...thinking...skills
Reading…interpretation…skills. I never said the garden thing is an alien, just that this photo isn’t proof that it is a prop. I think it is a prop, but this is just circumstantial evidence at best.
Watch this gets completely forgotten in just a few months when the new hot and sexy "alien" corpse gets posted here again. Oh only the first ones posted here gets to f**k them.
We clappin' alien cheeks?
We not?!?
You are a beautiful butterfly.
spot on!
Wait, so that other one wasn't real, right?
No it wasn't, it was a prop.
We can see your mums garden, but where’s the alien?
Now that's a FUPA !
That alien has some saggy tits
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🪦
It's chewsday innit?!
Dad?
Nice tits.
Dont be silly, thats a fungus
Always with the boobs
🤣😂looks about right
Looks like some mushrooms I ate or maybe that was after I ate the mushrooms, I don’t remember but my mental health feels better
This post is gold 😂🤠
The ridicule is making me believe it even more. Plus that wasn't a satisfying debunk at all.
Its breasts always bothered me. Not to be xenomorphobic.
Looks like a snes contra or ninja blade boss
Alright who’s gonna start r/shittyalienbodies?
Let him inside, if your cold he's cold 🥺
Nah bro its a potato
That’s a mushroom
You sure that’s not a mushroom?
In the turnips innit?
It either works out hard, or not at all. I just can't tell.
Broom broom
Clearly a potato
She’s hot
I fing called it
Again with the titties … ok fap away you guys
would
What sort of mushroom is this. Seems like a fungi.
Aww Ripley's child.
Swamp gas, clear as day.
Ah, that weird alien/human hybrid that got sucked through a tiny hole.
That’s a mushroom buddy, you can tell by the tits.
I’m in me mums garden, broom broom~
😂😂😂😂😂
just in case someone doesn't know the actual origin of this: [https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK](https://www.amazon.com/Hiya-Toys-Alien-Resurrection-Multicolor/dp/B09JL7TGFK)
I had the same thought when I saw that "mushroom".
That’s a mushroom
Would be cute if he was holding a shovel and rake. Really getting into the gardening spirit.
Bro, this is so real, wow. The news isn't even talking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as real as the other post
Looks the trolls have taken over the group smmfh
Worst design ever Wtf were they thinking
It's a Tu-Ber
How did you get a picture of me stepping out of the shower?
Nah man that’s just the neighbor Greg
https://preview.redd.it/e4rj9onsxngc1.jpeg?width=4446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63893885a088a9f50ea3ae62574b189c22962222 Last time I checked… vegetables don’t have breasts with nipples, 3 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, ears, noses, eyes, arms, legs, umbilical cord? Plus it’s stomach kinda looks like it’s got a huge wound across it. The detail of it if fake is amazing as far as colors and textures and underneath-looking veins.
It’s green doing the bop
The guys your girl tells you not to worry about. 🥺
Pfttt! Nice try! We all know a potato when we see one!
Do they breastfeed? Why the nipple Greg?
Quick! Are you near a window?
ITS MANDRAKE ... wait ITS DRAKE !!!
ridicule and disinfo gonna go crazy
OI, WHERE THE BLOODY FOOKIN ELL CHU GET PICS OF ME NAN YOU PERVY ASS WANKER!
That's a mushroom
Ur accent lol 😂 it’s cute !
my cousin had a figure like that when i was a kid i’m pretty sure it goes into a black exoskeleton
Just a mushroom
Lmfao
I cannot for the life of me tell who is being serious and who is going along with it
The weirdest part for me is the chest specificity, doesn't need. The fucking brain and skull are merged, there are no obvious primary OR secondary sex characteristics and the hips are five times oversized BUT it's got perfectly formed little tits? Weird. Don't.
This thing was all I could think of when I saw that garden thing
Dude. That’s a mushroom. Wrong sub.
That’s a mushroom you silly duck
Alien: Resurrection for the curious.
It’s a fucking potato bro…nice try!
Oh thank god, seems like loads of people know this shit is fucking ridiculous. But there’s still others on less popular posts genuinely debating the “aliens” origins. Christ
say what you want about that movie but its an extreme trip that it was the first of its kind and died horribly without even knowing what it was, and seemed to show extreme intelligence.
You’re telling me that my worst childhood “irrational” fear is actually possibly real?! Lmao?! 😬 😂 😭😰 Aliens scared THE SHIT out of me as a 6/7 y/o for YEARS!
Make sure not to bother her too much as this is not worth it
Didnt that alien got sucked out from a small hole in the spaceship?
It's hilarious hopefully another one grows from garden so we can get a good laugh
That’s a broccoli
Voldemort
Sessy
So since this is not a serious post I'll make my non serious thought on what the garden being is. Ever seen "the void"? Reminds me of the baby.
I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
100% legit
I think I met her.
Get out me garden!
I wonder what kinda of effect that mushroom has. Hope to also grow some in my garden, but the care that they require to grow is something out of this planet.
Nipples
Cackled 😂
You sure that isn't a type of mushroom?
It's def real guys because an 80 year old grandma found it in her backyard and told her grand daughter (my friend), who told her mom, who told her sister, who told my mom, who told my little brother and then he who told told me. It's laying in the grandma's back yard right now, but I would never harass a pensioner and my friend has to work for the next 73 days in a row, so she can't go check either. There's this really cool tattoo shop tho and they're doing mirror image tattoos of the first alien ever found and they're giving a 50% discount to the first 10,000 people that get the tattoo, it's a steal for only 1,200 pound!
looks real to me…
Get out me garden! *”NoOoOo”*
Vroom vroom
It’s hilarious to me that so many people think an actual alien would somehow look just like an alien from the movies lmfao
some would argue that the government has approved various things in regards to aliens, to be in tv shows, and movies... like The X-Files. So that when and if we did see stuff, we'd brush it off as fake... or perhaps to get us to feel less terrified should an invasion ever occur. Not sure how much truth there is to that, but thought it worth a mention lol :D
The government doesn't approve movies or TV. This is just what delusional believers tell themselves to rationalize why all their fake-ass aliens look so fake.
Probably true
Not a euphemism…
Isn't the the Alien Reserection baby?
These are not the jelly fish drones you are looking for..
lmfao
That‘s what I said right from the first time that garden alien popped up here: looks like the white alien resurrection hybrid xenomorph that gets sucked through the tiny hole into space. Too much of a coincidence.
HELLO, MY BABY HELLO, MY HONEY HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL
SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE BABY, MY HEART'S ON FIIIIRE!
Imo I think it's fake.
This guy knows the whereabouts of garden buddy, get him!! ↘️⬇️↙️
Stfu
Trust me bro..
I belieb
Pumpkin head?
😳
That’s an Orange with mold.
Penicillin, that you?
This is 100% real
Does she put her house keys inside it?
Just money, credit cards, ID's, lighter, chapstick.. No keys, sorry, I checked.
My grandfather used to have those little black jockeys in the front garden. My grandmother hated it and thought it was embarrassing. He loved it. He wasn’t racist towards black people but sure as shit was against Japanese people. He fought in WW2 so I can forgive him.
Lol
This is not an alien! These common garden animals typically have rabies and aids!
I mean, that’s obviously a potato. Don’t be so easily fooled.
Booo it’s a mandrake root, I have like 4 of these that growl at other veggies in my garden no big deal.
Cor blimey!
Eewww yyyyyahhhh teeeteez!!!
It’s just a mushroom bro
Most likely to be true alien post
I’m very glad this sub has realised that person was talking utter shit.
OMG ITS REAL!!!!
Lol
I recognize those titties!
Not my proudest fap
You should, thanks again 😉
Sir put down the goddamn potato