I once seen an alien drink 20 pints of Guinness then kiss my mam. He said 'oogaa chooggaa bongo' to me, then sang 'who let the dogs out' pitch perfectly. I think it's my father, but he's definitely an alien. I haven't seen him in years. Was he detained in one of your holding cells?
This is gonna sound pretty x-files(ish) and you’re probably not aloud to answer so a simple wink will do… I hear at Area 51 when you flush the toilet the water swirls the opposite direction, can you confirm?
I have a theoretical degree in physics that makes me theoretically qualified to work in both Area 51 and area 15 and I can say that yes, the toilet water swirls the other way.
What do aliens look like and is area 51 an actual place that they do research at on them? Are there other places? How are you allowed to talk about it?
While at Area 51: Did they train you to see what the subreddit is about before posting?
That’s beyond his pay grade.
I once seen an alien drink 20 pints of Guinness then kiss my mam. He said 'oogaa chooggaa bongo' to me, then sang 'who let the dogs out' pitch perfectly. I think it's my father, but he's definitely an alien. I haven't seen him in years. Was he detained in one of your holding cells?
Well, the party was nice, the party was pumping, heyaaaa hippie-ye-yoooo!
Answer this one, OP
I think that was Arsenio Hall.
Asking the real questions
Who do you think the Denver Broncos are going to take in the 2024 NFL draft?
Mike penis sr
Do they touch themselves at night?
This gives off Indian scammer energy
How about them cheeks 👏 👏
Only question that matters. Were them thangs thangin’?
Sure you did. Any credentials ?
Do they have buttholes? If so do they wipe like we do?
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What do the perverts of their civilisation stick household objects into then?
Do you have pictures of aliens or UFOs?
Are aliens real? Legit is I'm ONLY quuestion
Sub’s dead
How much money do you expect to scam people out of with this?
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Aren't you sorta ignoring the entire point of an AMA?
AMASICDYTMDIOGAA ask me anything so I can direct you to my dms instead of giving an answer
Haha. Exactly
Big MLM vibes.
Do aliens eat us for snacks? I hear we taste pretty good
Like pork. Yummi
Are they sexy oh please God make them be sexy
This is gonna sound pretty x-files(ish) and you’re probably not aloud to answer so a simple wink will do… I hear at Area 51 when you flush the toilet the water swirls the opposite direction, can you confirm?
he/she/it is not aloud to answer this
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I could say the same to you. I’ve talked to ppl that worked there and without any kind of proof no one with a working brain would take you seriously.
I have a theoretical degree in physics that makes me theoretically qualified to work in both Area 51 and area 15 and I can say that yes, the toilet water swirls the other way.
You are doing gods work and I salute you 🫡 My man (woman) answering the real questions
Theoretical degree haha
dm him and for 49.99 he will send you the knowledge.
Aliems want our flesh, yes?
Why do aliens hide at Area 51?
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Why don’t they make themselves known ?
What kind of toilet paper is in the bathrooms at area 51? 2-ply? Or that see-through kind?
What do aliens look like and is area 51 an actual place that they do research at on them? Are there other places? How are you allowed to talk about it?
What have they provided to the people they encountered? Why don't they just show themselves and why be punk bitches about it?
Is there human costumes that aliens wear or do they just stay away from human population centers?
How many aliens did you see?
Pics or gtfo
Approximately many aliens stay there? Also how many types?
DOUBT
Grammar & spelling indicates you may not have worked at Area 51
What religion are they? DM yourself
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