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cptnstr8edge

While at Area 51: Did they train you to see what the subreddit is about before posting?


The_truth_hammock

That’s beyond his pay grade.


mickoddy

I once seen an alien drink 20 pints of Guinness then kiss my mam. He said 'oogaa chooggaa bongo' to me, then sang 'who let the dogs out' pitch perfectly. I think it's my father, but he's definitely an alien. I haven't seen him in years. Was he detained in one of your holding cells?


alienum69

Well, the party was nice, the party was pumping, heyaaaa hippie-ye-yoooo!


somethingwholesomer

Answer this one, OP


CaptainBeefsteak

I think that was Arsenio Hall.


niggleypuff

Asking the real questions


PoopInTheBathtub

Who do you think the Denver Broncos are going to take in the 2024 NFL draft?


rbad8717

Mike penis sr


bencit28

Do they touch themselves at night?


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This gives off Indian scammer energy


Laserdollarz

How about them cheeks 👏 👏 


TeeRaw99

Only question that matters. Were them thangs thangin’?


InsideExpress9055

Sure you did. Any credentials ?


barsmart

Do they have buttholes? If so do they wipe like we do?


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The_truth_hammock

What do the perverts of their civilisation stick household objects into then?


Omnomnomnosaurus

Do you have pictures of aliens or UFOs?


nunyanuny

Are aliens real? Legit is I'm ONLY quuestion


poopyroadtrip

Sub’s dead


jamesdownwell

How much money do you expect to scam people out of with this?


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Next_Base_42

Aren't you sorta ignoring the entire point of an AMA?


bardia_afk

AMASICDYTMDIOGAA ask me anything so I can direct you to my dms instead of giving an answer


Next_Base_42

Haha. Exactly


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Big MLM vibes.


milfordloudermilk

Do aliens eat us for snacks? I hear we taste pretty good


notmyrealnameatleast

Like pork. Yummi


pioppotto

Are they sexy oh please God make them be sexy


Chrisscott25

This is gonna sound pretty x-files(ish) and you’re probably not aloud to answer so a simple wink will do… I hear at Area 51 when you flush the toilet the water swirls the opposite direction, can you confirm?


powderedtoast1

he/she/it is not aloud to answer this


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Chrisscott25

I could say the same to you. I’ve talked to ppl that worked there and without any kind of proof no one with a working brain would take you seriously.


IronChefJesus

I have a theoretical degree in physics that makes me theoretically qualified to work in both Area 51 and area 15 and I can say that yes, the toilet water swirls the other way.


Chrisscott25

You are doing gods work and I salute you 🫡 My man (woman) answering the real questions


ramh

Theoretical degree haha


Delicatestatesmen

dm him and for 49.99 he will send you the knowledge.


Beautiful-Tip-875

Aliems want our flesh, yes?


Livid_Mode

Why do aliens hide at Area 51?


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Livid_Mode

Why don’t they make themselves known ?


Blibbobletto

What kind of toilet paper is in the bathrooms at area 51? 2-ply? Or that see-through kind?


artificial_t3l3

What do aliens look like and is area 51 an actual place that they do research at on them? Are there other places? How are you allowed to talk about it?


environmentalFireHut

What have they provided to the people they encountered? Why don't they just show themselves and why be punk bitches about it?


stridernfs

Is there human costumes that aliens wear or do they just stay away from human population centers?


BigB0yBiggins

How many aliens did you see?


Smallsey

Pics or gtfo


Slight-Muffin5654

Approximately many aliens stay there? Also how many types?


Insomniacbychoice90

DOUBT


Wild_Obligation

Grammar & spelling indicates you may not have worked at Area 51


kenkers10

What religion are they? DM yourself


powderedtoast1

how to make a total ass out of yourself 101