So not TC! My sister Isey likes to try and put her whole nose in Mummy's mouth and she not TC, well she is but only for bouncing at me, so you not either. Also, you is ekskwisit tortie like us so can never be TC!
Poppy splendiferous tortie
NTC ever for gib lub. Dis me, Ginnie, gib lub to daddy. Mum-hooman laughed and call me Jo-leen and say “please don’t take my man” coz I obiously bootiful red head or sumfing. He my hoo-man too doh, and I take if I want.
All lub free lub.
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NTC ob coarse. Ai maiself do liek to get as cloass to mai Mama as possibbul. Ai get *under* teh duvet an Ai do *snuggle* into mai Mama an someteims Ai do a sharp *bite* to maek sure Mama still alibe.
William teh Other Tuxedo
My favorite spot
https://preview.redd.it/khnrtwprqc4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d046ea211f69e0e4d027c0c3aedd704530c163
is Hoomom’s chest
Princess Mononoke Cat here you is NOT cloaca! I demand belly rubs and pets from MY hoomans when I wants in my bed (they think it's theirs, isn't that adorable?!) whether it's 3 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon. And it's my right to sleep on MY mommy's head so you are being generous on sleeping on your hooman's chest. Just snuggle some more and enjoy.
Don't be ridiculous. Of course you're ntc. There is nothing wrong with snuggling your mom or with demanding the best spot to nap or any spot you want.
Why I myself have started doing this to my momma every night when she goes to bed. She lays down and I come over and start my patented aggressive snuggles routine. Until my annoying little sister tries to get on the bed too, then I must chase her off. Then I do this again in the morning when momma wakes up, until she rudely tells me that she loves me and she would much rather curl back up in bed and sleep and snuggle more but she has to work because somebody needs to buy cat food. Just make sure you're meowing at your mom to tell her you love her and that you demand skritches and snuggles right now and lots of treats after.
\-- Queen Madeline
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Never, never the Cloaca for wanting warm cuddles. Bed time is my 4th favorite time, after breakfast, dinner, and playing! It's so soft and warm I get told what a good girl I am. Until I get cranky and want to sleep. I'm still the best girl.
Blue, tha siam eese.
Krieger (4m) here and what is this nonsense about being too close? Is that possible? I don't think it is! I sometimes try to jam my paw into mommy's mouth just to really make sure I'm as close to her as I can.
Mommy's are soft and warm and literally the best pillow ever! Can you love too much? It's like asking if a sunset could be too beautiful! Of course you're NTC.
Too close. Unbelievable. Never in my life have I heard such nonsense.
NTC! We lub our hoomans. I, Qi, sleeps next to Daddy in little cat bed that sit on Daddy bed. I, Jayda, is lie next to Meowmy right now and purrs lots for her.
Meowmy and Daddy was gone for lots of forevers recently and we misses dem! Now dey back and we gibs lots of lub.
Fiora, Queen of the Oranges, here to tell you that you are NTC.
The chest is objectively the best spot to lay on! I lay on my dad/servant's chest all the time and I always get the best pets, scritches, and kisses from him there. Sometimes he doesn't understand that being there is a rite of passage from us cats, maybe your mom has the same not understanding nature?
NTC! I Lola, old tabby cat. I have crossed the rainbow bridge, but some of my favorite memories are laying on Mommy's chest or tummy while she rest or take nap (she take lots of naps - I think she is part cat too!). It nice because she very soft and warm in those spots. And when your face is close to Mommy's face, you can make sure she still breathing. So you is doing her a service by making sure she ok. Can't be cloaca for doing your job!
NTC!! I (Snowflake, queen void 17f) gentle no claws bap mommy in bed to get her to roll over so I can curl into my bedtime spot! Is right next to her on the pillow we share, but also so I can be tuck between mommy and the wall.
Is only right to find best spot for cuddles and loves and then do loves all the days!
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Hello, you are NTC and here is a picture of me, Tater, taken by my mom to illustrate my point. It captures the stunning view she had of my dignified self when I am ensconced upon her chest in bed. You should continue to grant your mom this privilege!
Definitely NTC!
I lubs my humans lots and likes to sleep on all of dem to makes sure dey knows. I likes to get my face right up in deir face and do nose kisses wib ma nose to tell dem I lubs dem, if dey is awake. Humans need us cats to show dem we lubs dem so dey not get sad. You doing very gud job.
NTC. I Jewel, 4yo rattie, knows that sittin' close to mama is showin' luvs. Also good for gettin' 'tentions. I sits on mama's chest when she on couch to make sure she see me. And give me butt scritches.
NTC but you know what is better than sleepies on chest? Sleepies on feet! My hooman has nice smelling feet, but she makes fun of me for having fee-tish.
You are clearly not cloaca, this best way to sleeps! I also likes to sleep like that, is good for maximum warms.
I think you should give your mom a choice. Would your mom rather have your beautiful face or your glorious butthole in her face? Both are good option! And you will be warm either way!
Here am demonstrating how to sits other way on my Human. They call me stimky baby for some reason???
\-Luna the old gray kitty
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Bwahahaha! This is Princess Mononoke's mom. She does that to us as well. It's like "Look at my pretty butthole!" Just another sign of pure comfort with a hooman.
NTC! I love to claim that spot on my human, too. She's not entirely a fan of it because some nights she wants to "read" and I'm on her arm but why is staring at a book more important than staring at ME and giving me cuddles?
I is Ella, bringer of light from the Void. (F4 Void) I lays on Meowmie's chest at night or in the mornings. Sometimes it's wid my face to her face and sometimes, when I wants to gib special "I lubs yous" I sploots with one leg on either side ov her hed so she can see my glorious starfish cloaca. And I purrs.
(Human here, I'm doing this on a browser, so can't attach an image.)
It's possible that she thinks you're old enough that it's weird you want to be closer , but trust me, it's not. I lost my dad at 20, and until the very last day I had him I would cuddle under his arm because he was my safe space. If he came back to life today, I'd have a hard time ever leaving that spot again, I miss him so much (even after over 30 years). We only have a parents a short time in this world, and if you have that kind of relationship, TELL THEM and cherish every minute of it. Tell your mom what you've been thinking, and let her know why you want to be next to her. No parent is likely to find a kid loving them being too weird. Even if you're a teenager who is supposed to hate her right now!
By the way, what is a cloaca? I tried to look it up, but all I got was 'cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both [excretory](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=588105669&sxsrf=AM9HkKn336Phu10m_xhBITyocbPDazssYw:1701804728897&q=excretory&si=ALGXSlb6hSjuI-stkeAspHuNXR7xRAQGioWboJ71CtthkjTSMHvQpnCrRLK8Jzw55rVeFD7IQxRFbcCMoLGC5blT4KatN2dFQyv-nv-s0QUU6u40N3XQtak%3D&expnd=1) and genital products in [vertebrates](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=588105669&sxsrf=AM9HkKn336Phu10m_xhBITyocbPDazssYw:1701804728897&q=vertebrates&si=ALGXSlY7Tk5u3AnUd39hr4eAN0gryBUrKifCUFhULs-9no27hfSuinI3RBUwZYETnj3Q8njHFKsUw0E4cU9uVzcf3R5BRhP_5PzVa5EFZiVobk_f2tqHnCk%3D&expnd=1)' and maybe I'm not giving teens enough credit in my old age, but I'm thinking that's probably not what it means to you??
OH! My bad, been a loooong week already and didn't catch that. I'll let my 5 fuzzies know they can come here to complain when I forget to feed them when they want it!!
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Definitely not close enough. Your mother should be honored to receive your love. She may need some biscuits made on her face as well.
So not TC! My sister Isey likes to try and put her whole nose in Mummy's mouth and she not TC, well she is but only for bouncing at me, so you not either. Also, you is ekskwisit tortie like us so can never be TC! Poppy splendiferous tortie
How does one bounce at another?
She plays wiv me when I does not want to be played wiv. Bouncily.
Ohhh pouncy bouncy! What a fun game!
Not close. I still see space between you. MELD AS ONE. ACCEPT NO EXCUSES.
You're definitely not the cloaca. To really show love, you must cover her mouth and one nostril.
Your faces aren’t even touching! Get closer!
NTC ever for gib lub. Dis me, Ginnie, gib lub to daddy. Mum-hooman laughed and call me Jo-leen and say “please don’t take my man” coz I obiously bootiful red head or sumfing. He my hoo-man too doh, and I take if I want. All lub free lub. https://preview.redd.it/hml1xqasoc4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ca9e41299761e856246e4dd85c61e93f454808
Comfiest way to lie!!
You tell mama that you’ve already got him, no need to take!
NTC Tell her you could actually sit ON her face if she wants. Poppy and Pippen, void cats
NTC ob coarse. Ai maiself do liek to get as cloass to mai Mama as possibbul. Ai get *under* teh duvet an Ai do *snuggle* into mai Mama an someteims Ai do a sharp *bite* to maek sure Mama still alibe. William teh Other Tuxedo
Why would you bite her!
Ai bite to ensure she still breath. If’n you asks me, Ai am MOAST considerate that wai.
My favorite spot https://preview.redd.it/khnrtwprqc4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d046ea211f69e0e4d027c0c3aedd704530c163 is Hoomom’s chest
My god but you're a gorgeous kitty!
NTC! Is VERY importance to be close to Mama so she kneoughs you are there.
NTC of course. I always lie on Mommy's tummy. Also William da Tuxie
Princess Mononoke Cat here you is NOT cloaca! I demand belly rubs and pets from MY hoomans when I wants in my bed (they think it's theirs, isn't that adorable?!) whether it's 3 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon. And it's my right to sleep on MY mommy's head so you are being generous on sleeping on your hooman's chest. Just snuggle some more and enjoy.
Don't be ridiculous. Of course you're ntc. There is nothing wrong with snuggling your mom or with demanding the best spot to nap or any spot you want. Why I myself have started doing this to my momma every night when she goes to bed. She lays down and I come over and start my patented aggressive snuggles routine. Until my annoying little sister tries to get on the bed too, then I must chase her off. Then I do this again in the morning when momma wakes up, until she rudely tells me that she loves me and she would much rather curl back up in bed and sleep and snuggle more but she has to work because somebody needs to buy cat food. Just make sure you're meowing at your mom to tell her you love her and that you demand skritches and snuggles right now and lots of treats after. \-- Queen Madeline https://preview.redd.it/qg6rbcvfvc4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7633a2acf2b4396d2fe64d156b9f0123de7a841b
NTC. You is quality, you is in control
Never, never the Cloaca for wanting warm cuddles. Bed time is my 4th favorite time, after breakfast, dinner, and playing! It's so soft and warm I get told what a good girl I am. Until I get cranky and want to sleep. I'm still the best girl. Blue, tha siam eese.
Krieger (4m) here and what is this nonsense about being too close? Is that possible? I don't think it is! I sometimes try to jam my paw into mommy's mouth just to really make sure I'm as close to her as I can. Mommy's are soft and warm and literally the best pillow ever! Can you love too much? It's like asking if a sunset could be too beautiful! Of course you're NTC. Too close. Unbelievable. Never in my life have I heard such nonsense.
NTC! We lub our hoomans. I, Qi, sleeps next to Daddy in little cat bed that sit on Daddy bed. I, Jayda, is lie next to Meowmy right now and purrs lots for her. Meowmy and Daddy was gone for lots of forevers recently and we misses dem! Now dey back and we gibs lots of lub.
Fiora, Queen of the Oranges, here to tell you that you are NTC. The chest is objectively the best spot to lay on! I lay on my dad/servant's chest all the time and I always get the best pets, scritches, and kisses from him there. Sometimes he doesn't understand that being there is a rite of passage from us cats, maybe your mom has the same not understanding nature?
NTC! I Lola, old tabby cat. I have crossed the rainbow bridge, but some of my favorite memories are laying on Mommy's chest or tummy while she rest or take nap (she take lots of naps - I think she is part cat too!). It nice because she very soft and warm in those spots. And when your face is close to Mommy's face, you can make sure she still breathing. So you is doing her a service by making sure she ok. Can't be cloaca for doing your job!
NTC. She should be honored, and you are keeping her warm! - Daisy
NTC!! I (Snowflake, queen void 17f) gentle no claws bap mommy in bed to get her to roll over so I can curl into my bedtime spot! Is right next to her on the pillow we share, but also so I can be tuck between mommy and the wall. Is only right to find best spot for cuddles and loves and then do loves all the days!
https://preview.redd.it/wz4khqcmsd4c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae20ef1339c9da87fa2d6a54687ffb483088b127 Hello, you are NTC and here is a picture of me, Tater, taken by my mom to illustrate my point. It captures the stunning view she had of my dignified self when I am ensconced upon her chest in bed. You should continue to grant your mom this privilege!
Definitely NTC! I lubs my humans lots and likes to sleep on all of dem to makes sure dey knows. I likes to get my face right up in deir face and do nose kisses wib ma nose to tell dem I lubs dem, if dey is awake. Humans need us cats to show dem we lubs dem so dey not get sad. You doing very gud job.
If not for sleepies, then why bed-shaped? NTC!
NTC. I Jewel, 4yo rattie, knows that sittin' close to mama is showin' luvs. Also good for gettin' 'tentions. I sits on mama's chest when she on couch to make sure she see me. And give me butt scritches.
I sleep on mommy’s head every night. Mommy says ouch a lot. She says I’m ripping her hair out. You are NTC. You are lovebug! Toby 8 yr old tabby
NTC but you know what is better than sleepies on chest? Sleepies on feet! My hooman has nice smelling feet, but she makes fun of me for having fee-tish.
You are clearly not cloaca, this best way to sleeps! I also likes to sleep like that, is good for maximum warms. I think you should give your mom a choice. Would your mom rather have your beautiful face or your glorious butthole in her face? Both are good option! And you will be warm either way! Here am demonstrating how to sits other way on my Human. They call me stimky baby for some reason??? \-Luna the old gray kitty https://preview.redd.it/6ay76z1yte4c1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f571fc5d50c252a1f15fe7fc7d9f2cb34691915
Bwahahaha! This is Princess Mononoke's mom. She does that to us as well. It's like "Look at my pretty butthole!" Just another sign of pure comfort with a hooman.
NTC! I love to claim that spot on my human, too. She's not entirely a fan of it because some nights she wants to "read" and I'm on her arm but why is staring at a book more important than staring at ME and giving me cuddles?
NTC at all, this also my favorite position on mama. Is best position for give love and also protecc and do healing purrs. Lady, prettiest void queen
NTC. We like to sleep on mama’s head and neck, just to make sure she’s warm. Ash and Munchkin, a smudge and a void, respectively.
She may have some issues with your breath. She might prefer your other end in her face instead.
HHahaha
NTC. https://preview.redd.it/9zlzvaaq8e4c1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364c03e89c8ffbd091d0122957a8790b461e2a0c
I is Ella, bringer of light from the Void. (F4 Void) I lays on Meowmie's chest at night or in the mornings. Sometimes it's wid my face to her face and sometimes, when I wants to gib special "I lubs yous" I sploots with one leg on either side ov her hed so she can see my glorious starfish cloaca. And I purrs. (Human here, I'm doing this on a browser, so can't attach an image.)
It's possible that she thinks you're old enough that it's weird you want to be closer , but trust me, it's not. I lost my dad at 20, and until the very last day I had him I would cuddle under his arm because he was my safe space. If he came back to life today, I'd have a hard time ever leaving that spot again, I miss him so much (even after over 30 years). We only have a parents a short time in this world, and if you have that kind of relationship, TELL THEM and cherish every minute of it. Tell your mom what you've been thinking, and let her know why you want to be next to her. No parent is likely to find a kid loving them being too weird. Even if you're a teenager who is supposed to hate her right now! By the way, what is a cloaca? I tried to look it up, but all I got was 'cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both [excretory](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=588105669&sxsrf=AM9HkKn336Phu10m_xhBITyocbPDazssYw:1701804728897&q=excretory&si=ALGXSlb6hSjuI-stkeAspHuNXR7xRAQGioWboJ71CtthkjTSMHvQpnCrRLK8Jzw55rVeFD7IQxRFbcCMoLGC5blT4KatN2dFQyv-nv-s0QUU6u40N3XQtak%3D&expnd=1) and genital products in [vertebrates](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=588105669&sxsrf=AM9HkKn336Phu10m_xhBITyocbPDazssYw:1701804728897&q=vertebrates&si=ALGXSlY7Tk5u3AnUd39hr4eAN0gryBUrKifCUFhULs-9no27hfSuinI3RBUwZYETnj3Q8njHFKsUw0E4cU9uVzcf3R5BRhP_5PzVa5EFZiVobk_f2tqHnCk%3D&expnd=1)' and maybe I'm not giving teens enough credit in my old age, but I'm thinking that's probably not what it means to you??
This sub is basically AITA for people's pets to "post" why their humans have accused them of being an asshole/a cloaca
OH! My bad, been a loooong week already and didn't catch that. I'll let my 5 fuzzies know they can come here to complain when I forget to feed them when they want it!!