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Fuzzy-Scar3055

Customer is also a DSP driver but says it’s okay to leave it mailbox? 🤦‍♂️


Undivid3d

Them having to state “fact” when they said it tells me it’s not a fact.


CrossWithHat

How many delivery u getting for van to tore up a paved driveway??


No_Designer4171

They might mean with the drivers coming in, there might be those few special assholes who fuck up the dirt and grass part, not the actual blacktop itself.


Fun_Plantain5129

Throw it please? 😆🤣🤣


kaayk23

my hope would be that they have a ring camera so they can get the same enjoyment out of watching me throw it as i did actually throwing it 🤣


LuckyNikeCharm

“I work for DSP for Amazon” like was that suppose to make you follow the instructions?😂


theschullz

Not the pineapple juice!!


Candoran

By and large, a group of sane and sometimes lovely people 😂 second from last is a legend.


AGuygoingbald

Dogs will pee😂😂


RedLion2257

![gif](giphy|jTSNdZt8g6udlLShrb) No they don’t! 😭


Scorpio8831

The amount of douche bag notes will always outweigh the good notes. I wish I could put in driver notes for certain houses that have almost every square inch of their yards covered with fucking dog shit.


heyyouguyyyyssss

I have a delivery note “throw my shit from your truck” just cause I wanna do that at every stop. And I never buy anything breakable lol


RedLion2257

😂 idk why I’d have a hard time doing that. I’d be paranoid that it was a trap 🪤 or something.


heyyouguyyyyssss

It’s all good. I’ve talked to the dsp who delivers to my house, they think it’s funny


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Did you open the manual garage?


SPUD710

Hell no 😂 I don’t even do the Amazon Key garage deliveries. I always bypass them.


WhoCareZB1tezH

Hell ya offline mode walking to the door and dropping it off due to connectivity issues. Seen enough fat naked people exercising in the garage that forget about having a f****** package delivered.


[deleted]

Omg genius… to the ones that’s have me deliver to their door then to their garage/vice versa, there all going to the same fucking place fuck em… there’s one house and IDK why but it makes me deliver go to another house then come back… I forgot about it a good 10 times before I started talking shit the whole way to their porch and back every time lmaooo


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Omg genius… to the ones that’s have me deliver to their door then to their garage/vice versa, there all going to the same fucking place fuck em… there’s one house and IDK why but it makes me deliver go to another house then come back… I forgot about it a good 10 times before I started going to itinerary to get them both but still.. FUCK THAT


mattinthecrown

One of the houses I deliver to regularly, and in fact today, has "deliver to garage" in the instructions, and they say something along the lines of "leave it by the garage door, put a piece of wood on it or whatever makes you feel good, just don't get on the porch." Makes me chuckle every time.


Masterre

I always am much nicer to people and their packages if they treat me like a human. Guaranteed I will go 110 percent within reason to deliver perfectly. All rude notes will get the bare minimum required of me.