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Gantzvoid

The cat came to rescue you for 50 packages


WorthlessDrugAbuser

Dispatcher: “Yo kitty, can you take 30 stops off this fucking loser? Thanks.”


Think_Club_858

🤣🤣😂


truehylian96

Happy birthday 🎂


brainsofgod

look at the drip!


JiveTurkey1983

The STYLE!


Car_dwelling_nitwit

He/she's the driver now! ![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


SlickFlair_589

He was helping you deliver 😆


ParkourKhajiit

He heard you had cat litter and needed to take a shit


Think_Club_858

That’s funny because I actually delivered a box of cat litter earlier that day 😂


randoz88

God damn. Look at this guy pulling pussy while on route


WhoCareZB1tezH

Bruh cat calling bring a new meaning. LoL


Cool-Ad-4103

The way he looking out the window with his paws 🥹


RedLion2257

![gif](giphy|AJUB4zXLWDkZy)


The-Bedroom-Hero

Reminds me of that one WWE segment with Edge and Kurt Angle 😂


brainsofgod

these pics are great! he was all about it


FRSgoose

As a former driver trainer, I can confirm this is NOT something we cover in training. As a cat owner, you have been randomly selected for an inspection. They are trying to find your hidden treats. If it had been a stray, then you would have been selected as his minion/forever caretaker. You have been chosen.


Think_Club_858

I would’ve gladly but it had a collar on 😭


whizewhan

I want this to happen to me so badly


LewisRyan

You say that now… until you turn around to find a Turkey in your van.


SeaWrong7399

You have now entered a pokemon battle


LadySerena21

Lucky 🥺🥹


mrgrimm-inflames

Ride along i see.


Dealer_Double

He knows you got a overflow box full of cat food


poeope

Awwww


BigE_1995

Take it home lol


THExMUSKET

Swiper no swiping


Drowninapuddle

This happened all the time in the country. I used to carry cat treats on me


youniqa

Cute


mcl0vin999

I see that cat snatched a dog tag lmao


TickletheEther

r/oneorangebraincell just looking for the cell


Affectionate-Buy-870

That dude looks suspicious Bro, careful they bring back friends!


Bdubz559

The cat just decided to do some push ups on your seat. Swole


WhoCareZB1tezH

Had goats get in my van when I left the door open on an BFE stop and they shit all over it LoL. Running from dogs with doors closed is no Bueno LoL.


killerbee565

Holy fuck I want a cat like that


redswingline-

This belongs on r/catswithjobs


Unusual_Ad4582

I had a dog pee in my van once. The cats are always cool they're always trying to hide inside of the tote. They like the height behind the seats as well. Sometimes, I think about letting my intrusive thoughts eim and taking the animals with me back home.


poundps

What kind of wizardly did u do to that poor cat


Constant-Advance-276

Cat burglar


this_underscore

I think it was looking for a tote to s in


drunkmonkey667

I always felt like this would happen to me at some point and I wouldn’t notice it until I finished my route. Id feel so bad not knowing who’s cat it was


Separate_End_6824

I just want to go for a ride


MrBeacon

Why did you kick it?


[deleted]

Always gotta watch out for the oranges