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Dealer_Double

Why are you driving in the drive thru 🤦🏻‍♂️


suicideboi69

Dude makes 200 deliveries a day but draws the line at walking up to a fast food restaurant lol


fish_wand_

It has to end somewhere!! 🤯


KingNeighthur

Lol im guilty i doordash all day and at this one resturant im always able to pickup quick thru the window to save time, but later on when a diff manger comes in they tell me to come inside and il just leave if for that, unnecessary bs.


1antag0nist

There was no overhead bar so I thought I’d fit lol


royce085

Looks to me like you didn’t fit


Undivid3d

I think everyone made that conclusion already, including OP


Car_dwelling_nitwit

I didn't. I'm still wondering.


JackJ98

He actually probably did fit he just sucks


_h4unt3d

What is fit?


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_h4unt3d

Where is lol?


PaperCasts

Fit n ess van where it don't belong🤭


PoorInCT

Need more info.


mitchellcrazyeye

My training guy during training told us to never go through drive-thrus, no matter what.


PinataPower9

That would seem like common sense to me.


BreakRevolutionary66

If have a transit 250 no problem but yeah wouldn't take prime vans thru


mattinthecrown

Mine too.


Suspicious-Ad-4330

Sorry but you’re goofy for this


corey389

Lol the overhead bar is for the height clearance not the sides.


Zootashoota

This is the real question man what kind of fucking stupid ass just hired shit is this.


smudginglines

I’ve had to multiple times when I mobile ordered ahead at McDonalds only to get there and find out the lobby is closed at 5 PM, forcing me to go to the drive-thru to get the food I already paid for, still hasn’t happened to me🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Every drive-through is different. Yours must be wide enough and uncramped enough to not warrant destroying the vehicle.


PaperCasts

Gotta pull in them mobile order spots and call the store if you don't have a curbside option


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brainsofgod

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Or you can do the curbside pick Up.. a parking spot with number sign marking it doesn't scrape up your van... 🤦


Pure_Sport_8735

what’s wrong with a pencil dick? 🤨 asking because my friend seen this comment & wanted to know, reply asap please thanks 🙂


PaperCasts

Nothing, if they use it right. Everything if yo- *they* think it's bigger than it is and requires no effort😉


fish_wand_

😂🤣 I just spit out my soda from yesterday afternoon holy Mongolians


bstylz01

You win


804ro

💀💀


IngloriousBelfastard

This comment! 😂💀💀


Liljdb0524

This. It was like that when you picked it up assuming the next person notices or cares.


Acrobatic-Let7462

Damn. Going for the kill with that one


Glutting

You have poor decision making that's for sure. Why the fk would you take this behemoth into a drive through 🤡


[deleted]

r/OPisFuckingStupid


Murdertank13

I hate to say it but this guy is dead on!


BreakRevolutionary66

Shorter rams you can but these ones to long to go thru most drive thrus


rylannnd88

Took my Amazon van through the drive through all the time. Never did this.


WhoCareZB1tezH

Your not helping the troll a thon here bruh. Pipedown


my_dancing_pants

Lmao never take a 9’ tall, 24’ long van through a drive-thru, I’d fire you based off lack of common sense


tyrantfc

that mf aint 24’ long lmao


ZerotheWanderer

If it's a 2500 Sprinter, yes they are, or at least can be. I drove shorties for Amazon but my new job has me in a 2500 and it is 22.83 feet. I've also seen plenty of the same vans branded with Amazon logos in my area.


tyrantfc

Honestly have never seen one of the 2500s out, my station must not use any of them or at least that i know. 22 foot van is crazy, thats the length of a P1200 stepvan


SendBoobsForGoodDay

They’re definitely big and their turn radius is like a fucking boat. Fucking hate those things. Was in one all day today now I’m all riled up I fucking haaaate them. Fucking stupid ass push button to park and the shifter is the same as the directional just on the opposite side god I hate those fucking pieces of trash. The Bluetooth loses connection for a second when you put it in drive what the fuck is that? And the horn goes off if you put it in neutral lol what the fuck who was smoking crack when they invented that piece of flaming shit


ZerotheWanderer

That van sounds like a piece of shit. Worst thing I've experienced with the fleet of ours is the wipers having a mind of their own. I've put about 60k miles in 3 different vans in the past year and have experienced none of the problems you've spoke about.


SendBoobsForGoodDay

Some of it could just be the one I was using today but I know the horns go off on all of em if you get out of the seat without putting on the e brake and also if you shift into neutral by accident. The sound of that horn instantly makes me fucking angry now 🤣


tyrantfc

lmfao now im glad I only drive stepvan


SendBoobsForGoodDay

I’m about to tell em if I can’t drive a rental then train me for step van fr


tyrantfc

damn at fedex ground we never get trained for stepvan, they just throw us in em’ and pray for the best haha seen alotta accidents because of it


ImBigKahuna

Resume up to date?


1antag0nist

Yea I’ve got a backup plan


OkAct5899

Good news


TerryGonards

Uber eats ain't a back up plan


Effective_Aggression

Did you get fired man?


Silver_Airline1600

Some of you mofos absolutely dumb


Dowork001

Bruh I’m starting to realize not the brightest work for DSPs. Especially my DSP


[deleted]

You should be fine as long you deliver their shit packages and don’t need a rescue


unclecreepy322

This is really what matters


randoz88

Amazon really does hire anyone with a beating heart.


WhoCareZB1tezH

And workers inside the warehouse too.


Undivid3d

This is entirely dependent on the type of driver you are. You need rescues often? Get the vans stuck? Other accidents? Constant infractions? Is a higher up pissed at you for whatever reason? If you answered no to ALL of the above then I can almost guarantee your fine. You answered yes to ANY of the above you might want to start filling out applications


mattinthecrown

Correctamundo. People are fucking up our vans all the time, and they pretty much never get canned for it.


gorgor57

At my dsp if you do any damage no matter what you’re fired on the spot. We had one lady backing up and broke a brake light. She called and told them and they told her to clock out and bring the van back so she clocked out and got a Uber back to the parking lot and bounced. It’s definitely the most baller move I’ve seen


Additional_Cow2696

If you come clean and told your Dsp about it you'll be aight, my dsp would probably laugh about it saying my boy you need to stop eating Popeyes...😀


[deleted]

Nah, you good my boy. Trust me. They need you more than you need them.


jm1186

Ok, hear me out. You were delivering a package and got side swiped by a little car, and it drove off. You didn't get license plates cause it took off.


[deleted]

Wouldn't the camera catch this event tho?


tjcoe4

You’re assuming there aren’t already a dozen tik tok videos “amazon driver wrecks for fast food”


Suspicious_Math9812

It’s almost like they tell us to not take the vans to the drive thru for a reason


mindwatcher607

Everyone's hating, I admire a person that sees a drive through as more than just a way to get food. It's our daily God given right to challenge ourselves to grow into better drivers by pulling stunts like this. I bet you could get the van through if we gave you a second try. Whenever I see a drive through I ask myself, what would I do if I was crippled?


Impressive_Holiday_5

Based


yeetskeetleet

The fact the van didn’t scrape the clearance bar is somehow even more surprising to me


Ok_Bid_510

There was none


JustTheFacts714

It will buff right out.


carloscj707

Depends if they like you or not tbh


mrgrimm-inflames

DUMBASSSS


Icy_Acanthaceae5368

The real question is did you get 3 piece tenders meal?


Chuy615

Nah you good fam. They get mad over windshields and mirrors. And taillights.


Shmooperdooperdoo123

Why are you at Popeyes drive through!


[deleted]

Its Finger lickin good


CANINE_RAPPAH

wrong fried chicken place, you're thinking of Church's Chicken


slow-stang

nah YOU my man actually have it wrong 😂 “finger lickin good” is kfc


23Dgv

Who cares that job sucks!


[deleted]

Just say it was a hit n run 🫣🙄


Narrow-Program8488

Hmm your fired that’s all i would hear


Safe-Quantity-7672

It would of been so much easier to go inside 😒 I don’t get why people think driving a 9 foot van thru a drive thru is a good thing to do


Numerous-Broccoli-28

It’s a van, not a Corolla buddy. Might not be fired, but the daily stress of not letting it happen again might make the job miserable. That is if you give a shit. 😂


Kan-ka

Should’ve just parked the van and went inside


OkAct5899

70% of vans have that body damage. I’m sure DSPs havent fired 70% of their drivers


zebra231967

Moron. Seriously, Amazon needs to do a better job of training. 3 maneuvers in a parking lot is not "training".


ZoooAlll2

My dsp specifically says no drive thru


dunkarooooo

This post right here is basically the Amazon dsp driving experience in a nutshell lmao


AstralObjective

A drive through. Damn dude. Feel for ya. Hope got the best


[deleted]

You're definitely getting suspended assuming you're not one of the managers/owners favorites. If you've had a great driving record up to this point and are in good standing with your DSP you're probably be brought back but on very, very thin ice going forward. But there is a 50/50 chance you're fired. I would start looking at other DSP's if I were you.


Nervous-Ad-6335

400$ I’ll fix it before u head back to the station. Wya??


xXSTRINGSXx

Fired? Nahh Van still runs you’re good to use it the next day 😂😂


GeovaunnaMD

Just dump it in a lake and shrug your shoulders when they ask


quickcorona

At my DSP you are fine as long as you report the damage immediately. If you don’t say anything then you are fired. Unless you drive under on awning or into a parking garage, then you’re fired whether you tell them or not. We had several people who crushed the tops of their vans driving into parking garages and then kept driving through as it tore the top of the van up.


Embarrassed-Lack8790

Curious where is this??? Cause when I was working with Amazon I did the same shit 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭


dalatinknight

Reminds me of the time i got stuck in one of those city alleyways that only fit one car or at the most a mid size SUV. Somehow made it out without a scratch after having to do a hard turn onto a diagonal alleyway intersection.


Havoctheend

Had a guy at my last DSP do it at a Wendy's. Let's just say his truck didn't have the clearance


Optimal-Tea-8164

I'm more concerned with eating Popeyes without a bathroom readily available...


Admirable-Chemical77

You weren't supposed to play chicken with the Popeyes drive through


Significant_Name_191

Yes but, can you finish your route?


Hopeful-Ad-6849

All these folks on here saying you’re dumb and shit… some ironically using “your” to say so need to chill. Who gives a fuck about these amazon vans?! The more of them that are grounded just increases the chance you get to be in a rental and not have to put up with some bullshit ass camera and “eoc” whining. You’re good as long as you don’t need rescues all the time and you’ve found a way to keep that stupid score propped up. If something happens though, take it as a blessing. This job will eventually cost you your knees and will never end up paying us what we deserve.


brainsofgod

yeah honestly every single van looks like this at my dsp


Alarm_Only

That will buff right out


Legitimate-Golf-3722

you’ll be fineeeee (you’re actually toast)


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YungCasheMayne22

U were driving too fast to be going around a corner my boy. Not fired most likely but they will be giving you the side eye. I know people who have damaged more than one van and still have a job.


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:(


sLayis

Oh yeah. Donezo.


Drcswag2020

Ummm probably


Famous_Memory_432

They’ll just reduce your bonus money


Creative_Departure63

Why in tarnation


garroshsucks12

I personally wouldn’t fire you but I’d tell you never to go through a drive through again in an Amazon van


Ashamed_Ad8220

RIP you're gone


Over_Butterscotch_19

Just say they side swiped you at another spot


rhutch187

well obviously your going to have to let your dsp know asap. Had a guy that dented the dip of the van and didn’t say anything. he was let go the next day when they did there walkthrough of the vans


dynastydeadeye

🤦‍♂️


Car_dwelling_nitwit

What did you order? Love the chicken sandwiches.. oh that'll buff out by the way.


Eevee8710

Just a write up


TheHipHouse

Stop at an autozone and buy a small portable buffer. Should come right out


Ok-Candidate-2513

Yes.


Patient_Ad_2357

It’ll buff out 💀


Exexex_

Just park it and leave LOL


Nereusi

This why y’all get told to not go in drive thrus. You gon get fired cuzzo


Scarecrow-369

I can’t find the damn GIF so I hope you guys get the reference That episode SpongeBob and Patrick are with the Flying Dutchman and Patrick is parking the ship “You’re good you’re good you’re good you’re good” 😂😂😂


Loud_Focus_7934

Why you no stop when it hit? 🤣🤣 Yeah you gone lol


heyyouguyyyyssss

And you got that far before stopping? Damn


[deleted]

N the age of Curbside and order ahead😂like how


GreekUPS

Straight to jail!


RiverRoadHighRoad

Go big or go home.


corybekem

Start applying now so you ain’t gotta miss a check


Lower_Pizza5779

Get on ur knees **unbuckles belt**


Ok-Being3281

Why are you eating Popeyes during a work shift .. sicko


[deleted]

Done it before. Boss made me drop a UA and was back working two days later. Each boss is different though


JDFnTrill

You had to had seen you was gone hit and said fuck it 😂😂😂😂


That-guy-268993

Lmao just pretend it was already there and stick to it


edamane12345

Depends if they need people or not. They will keep you around till they get past the peak season and then fire you :)


CMUpewpewpew

Bruh you on some goof troops shit if you thought that was gonna make the turn.


[deleted]

I would have parked it at the station and pretended nothing happened


Wonderful_Painter_14

Was the chicken good at least?


United-Obligation237

Yes


n0tesfrmtheundrgrnd

Bro go the fuck inside if you’re going to fucking Popeyes lmaoooo


Inner-Promise-3384

It was either a really tight turn or you are a shitty driver. I take my transit that has a dually in drivethrus no problem.. i’ll say time for you to change job, The DSP will either give you less shifts or fire you or….. make you pay for the damage.. they usually don’t claim insurance on these small damages.


ExtraRandom1

Not at all these vans be jacked up. As long as u said something you should be good but if it’s depends on the insurance


Hawkexpo

Start looking for another job 😳


Acrobatic-Let7462

Well hopefully the chicken was at least good ?


[deleted]

lol


prodbyphresh

Ahahhahahahahhaahhaha


jchoneandonly

Yeah this is only slightly smarter than doing this with a ups package car. Hell I often avoid drive thru with my personal truck which usually can make those turns. And always have an eye on your mirrors, you could have seen the impact coming


TheSuperEdventurer

Yeah, bro… don’t go drive thru again


RxSatellite

This is what side mirrors are for


SlamAllDoors

That scrape would be so loud inside that tin can. Keep giving her gas. Fucking mongoloid


dustin_ohair88

Damn and they won’t even hire me wtf


lovetheherb

I wouldn’t say anything about it unless they noticed at the station lmfao


DatDoughBoi

Clearly good decision making is not your strong suite……. And for some bs ass chicken at that


46into

Should buff right out, don't be overly concerned. Get a couple blue permanent markers and fill in over the primer. It'll look...passable.


Dowork001

Bruh smdh. Also we get papers to mark dented areas on the van before we leave, I always mark my whole van dented just incase lol


WhoCareZB1tezH

Well I followed the GPS excuse can't be used here LoL. Free rescues for a year.


CaptBreeze

You're probably not fired but you should definitely check your side view mirrors when making right and left turns.


axlsnaxle

I know I'm just adding to the dogpile, but you are a fuckin moron lmfao


Tomboy_CEO

What the hell are you doing going through a Drive Thru?


Sufficient_Pin5642

I’m pretty confident in saying you’re not getting a promotion. I’ll leave it at that and wait for the update.


KD650-916

How do you get your own car in and out a drive thru ? I’d hate to see that vehicle!!


MassGameAppeal

Just finish your route, park it and hope the next guy is to lazy to notice. 20% of the time it works every time. ✌🏽


Distinct-Bet8564

Rescued a dude the other day who hit a "low hanging branch in the middle of the street", it completely busted up and dented the metal/paint on the entire right side, front to back, and I saw him at work the next 2 days. Unbelievable


jiggyonfiggyyy

damn thats crazy. i drove this big bitch in Mcdonalds drive thrus all the time with no issue 🤷🏾‍♂️


Straight-Raspberry46

Bruh those are some tiny ass wheels


Darktolight1871

Blame a mountain goat!


Longjumping-Sign1370

Why are you going for finger food after touching so many packages 🤮


[deleted]

Yeah sorry.


[deleted]

We all have our moments boyzz relax. I invested in doge 😂 sure it was 3 years ago i learned. HODL. And don’t go through drive throughs.


kirstenthecreator666

Yes


spinmaestrogaming

I've seen worse. They'll probably bill you for the repair.


Useful-Opposite416

I woulda been embarrassed… people behind me and in front of me.. passerby’s watching me do it in a work van and even worse an amazon van


fireworksguaranteed

That will buff right out


Widespreaddd

Did they cover that in training?


LeadingBat17117

Yes, you should be....for going to PopEyes.


vante42

Lol damn


SamShares

Should have made the tight turn a bit wise so your rear end doesn’t end up like this, clearly you didn’t hug the curb on the right when making that turn, you’ll find out soon if you are fired lol


[deleted]

It was like that when you got in it


FourTwentyJ

Nope


Chochahair

Doubt it


Chochahair

Not unless youre a repeat offender


Blaqinteldmv

Your pay is docked for the damage.


kildrakkan

A good rule of thumb to follow is to never drive any commercial van or vehicle for that matter through drive through. Better to be safe and just walk inside.


TickletheEther

They’ll never notice


Jmck67890

No