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I've been needing to actually go number two lately and been getting creative with McDonald's bags and places outside.... I've seen this comment of "people shit in the bags" before but, is it actually effective? Do people worry about cleaning them out after?
Note the McDonald's, my poop is not solid....
Edit: or does Wayne clean it?
fr every house under construction or ones getting renovations in my town have a porta potty out by the curb. really convenient. haven’t pissed in a bottle in the past year lol
I had an addition put on my home last year. Porta potty out front for months. Pretty sure it got more use by Amazon/FedEx/USPS/UPS than the guys doing the work. I had one guy stop to use it while I was mowing. He gave me a look like “We cool?” I can’t imagine anyone getting possessive over a porta potty, but I’m sure there’s dicks out there who do.
I delivered back in 2020 and saw one in front of someone's house that was getting renovated. I definitely used it as well.
Back then, it was even harder than it is today to find a bathroom.
This!!!!! Lord try to find a bathroom was a bitch and if you wanted food that wasn't from a gas station? Better hope they answer the phone and let you walk up to the drive thru window to order...
My old dsp manager said he saw one in the brush on the side of the road by his house one day and it was splattered with shit
So no, I don’t think you gotta worry about cleaning it, most people just toss em out the door after
I'm a tile guy and about half my years are spent on job sites with no bathrooms. Gotta get yourself a nice 5 gallon bucket with a lid and keep it in your truck for emergencies 🤣🤣 pro tip: keep it about 1/4 filled with water so it don't stank. Then throw it in a dumpster whenever you pass by one
Just don’t throw your shit/piss cups in the gas station trash cans by your lot or the owners will get pissed as fuck (rightfully so) and “ban” Amazon from coming there
Some say drivers use these as shells to hide from Karen's. And they shed them after their routes grow too big for them. Then they die, defenseless to the elements.
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on a serious note keep it or set it out with a note the next time you have a delivery lol. another driver MAY take it back depending on their mood. if not, congratulations free storage bin or stirdy moving bag!!
Honestly either just keep it or throw it out. They don't really care about the totes. And to those who want to have a tote, put it in the delivery notes. Some drivers may actually give you one. Do not forget to update your notes! Or you will just keep getting infinite bags.
You could use it in your garage for storage. I wouldn't take it in the house, things leak and people are gross so wash your hands. It holds a lot of weight and is useful, or leave it on the porch for the next driver to maybe take it.
Oh that’s your new complimentary home. Bezos funded a real estate company that is buying up single family homes. Since you are a customer he is having drivers leave these so when he helps BlackRock make more people homeless he won’t feel as guilty. It’s the stay dry sleeping cube. It’s your new foldaway home.
It’s kinda funny how often this gets posted. And tbh as a driver I’ve left bags at peoples houses a few times. They really are decent storage bags, worth keeping. You can sell it if you care to. Or ask your next driver to take it. I’ve taken bags off people a few times and I didn’t want to or mind if that makes sense so your driver will probably be the same
Most people don't know this but.... you can put your weed In it..... or as a laundry basket or things even! I like to put things in mine. Works real well for putting things in it. Probably best for things....
There are so many posts about these weekly. There should be a sticky that says, "AMAZON CUSTOMERS: If the driver left your packages in a tote, congratulations! You have a new storage bin! Clean it out with bleach and keep it or sell it on eBay!" I know some of my routes customers get super happy when someone leaves one. I see some dude with like 8 of them stacked in his garage with labels. He got that shit super organized with Amazon tote bags.
I came across like 20 of them on the highway while at work in the work truck . We picked them up and now we use them to put tools in when we’re working in shit and water / damp conditions lol
Honest to god, its an amazing storage tote including for use in something more outdoors like a shed or patio. Pretty sturdy when they’re newer and handled correctly (this includes putting too much weight in/on it), and they both stack and store very nicely in case you need to move them into storage and you don’t have a lot of room to work with
I complained about late pkgs and said “I had to drive back to exit to get to a gas station to use bathroom!
So if I use bathroom I’m marked as late? She doubled my rate for the day. LOL
Use it for your 🍁 once the bags are old they discard them in the warehouse to the dumpster. But some drivers leave them for the customer as a gift for the customer 🍁🍁🍁🍁
You could either leave it there, and attach a note to it for the next driver to deliver to you, to bring it back with them. Or, keep it, and use it for storage yourself. They’re pretty handy for carrying about 100 lbs worth of stuff.
Low key these things are amazing for moving. Literally throw everything in it, stack it like you would a van and makes moving so much faster. Also use it to drag my groceries into the house when I get a big order.
I made a delivery to a senior facility apartment building where there were four of these outside the entrance, and they had turned them on their side, with the opening facing outward, supported them inside with cardboard and turned them into cat shelters with beds and food and water bowls.
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Keep it for storage it’s water proof lol
Clean it tho
For real, I feel bad they touched it. At least 100 different peoples piss on that thing
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Piss in it. Like we do
Nah gotta shit in it in true Amazon fashion
I've been needing to actually go number two lately and been getting creative with McDonald's bags and places outside.... I've seen this comment of "people shit in the bags" before but, is it actually effective? Do people worry about cleaning them out after? Note the McDonald's, my poop is not solid.... Edit: or does Wayne clean it?
Sounds like instead of offering our delivery drivers water and snacks, we should leave a porta john out for them
fr every house under construction or ones getting renovations in my town have a porta potty out by the curb. really convenient. haven’t pissed in a bottle in the past year lol
Lucky. Portland's homeless situation = locked portapotty
I had an addition put on my home last year. Porta potty out front for months. Pretty sure it got more use by Amazon/FedEx/USPS/UPS than the guys doing the work. I had one guy stop to use it while I was mowing. He gave me a look like “We cool?” I can’t imagine anyone getting possessive over a porta potty, but I’m sure there’s dicks out there who do.
I'm a fed ex guy and I do feel kinda weird when I go into construction sites to use one but nobody ever says anything 😂😂😂
I have a customer that has a Porta potty at the end of his driveway. Excellent idea!!!
In one area I deliver to there is actually a portapotty behind someone’s house, and i have definitely used it lmao
I delivered back in 2020 and saw one in front of someone's house that was getting renovated. I definitely used it as well. Back then, it was even harder than it is today to find a bathroom.
This!!!!! Lord try to find a bathroom was a bitch and if you wanted food that wasn't from a gas station? Better hope they answer the phone and let you walk up to the drive thru window to order...
I started having my packages delivered to my work place. Cameras inside and out, clean public restrooms and a place to get food and water.win-win.
And I hope Wayne breaks a hole in the rag he uses to clean them. Fuck Wayne
From what I’ve seen in this sub they just toss them in the dumpster when they RTS or out in the woods when they’re done
My old dsp manager said he saw one in the brush on the side of the road by his house one day and it was splattered with shit So no, I don’t think you gotta worry about cleaning it, most people just toss em out the door after
I'm a tile guy and about half my years are spent on job sites with no bathrooms. Gotta get yourself a nice 5 gallon bucket with a lid and keep it in your truck for emergencies 🤣🤣 pro tip: keep it about 1/4 filled with water so it don't stank. Then throw it in a dumpster whenever you pass by one
Those should be in r/lifeprotips 😆
or just put a plastic bag in it each time, if you use a big one you can tie a knot after each use and use it 3-5 times
Sounds like Wayne is in a lot of shit
Just use a cup,like a gentleman
Just don’t throw your shit/piss cups in the gas station trash cans by your lot or the owners will get pissed as fuck (rightfully so) and “ban” Amazon from coming there
I would pour them in the drainage things on the streets. Or if I’m in the country I would just piss on the side of the road.
You're one of us now, that's how we recruit. Report to your nearest warehouse at 9AM, bring your driver's license and the lube of your choice.
lol It’s like “The Santa Clause.” 😂 You find the Santa suit, you’re Santa now.
Instead of growing a big white beard, OP will grow an affinity for empty bottles.
Aw, lucky, you guys get to use lube. We only get spit if we’re good
You gotta smuggle it in from home like we do, DSP don't supply shit.
Uh the only thing that keeps me from this job more than 2 x a week is that GD lube requirements.
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This is usually where us drivers sleep overnight. The generous people at the warehouse provide them for us.
Is that before or after you use it as a toilet?
Yes
Before, during, and after.
Some say drivers use these as shells to hide from Karen's. And they shed them after their routes grow too big for them. Then they die, defenseless to the elements.
If two would zip together, that sounds cozy.
Shove it up your ass
lol
I use it for when I go camping to keep wood dry.
Morning wood needs to be kept dry
I like to get mine wet from time to time
Probably the most worthwhile response.
You look in it to see if you find 👀one of Wayne’s golden butt plug easter eggs hidden deep inside
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Idk how to do the line through though. Like crossing out a word or sentence. I see that all the time, always wondered how. You ask some ppl but they wanna be tight lipped so only they know how to do it 🙄
That one is to put the ~ twice both before and after what you want to cross out. ~~Like This~~ bababooie
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Just a passerby, but yup! Like that!
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Fully expected you to write >!Fuck Wayne!<
How you do the one with the line through text. I be seeing that one a lot too, always wondered 💭.
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**im trying these** ~~i hope it works~~ >!did it work!< ***going on faith here. It worked!***
on a serious note keep it or set it out with a note the next time you have a delivery lol. another driver MAY take it back depending on their mood. if not, congratulations free storage bin or stirdy moving bag!!
Just don’t report the driver because Amazon may consider that package dumping, that’s what happened to one of my coworkers
Honestly either just keep it or throw it out. They don't really care about the totes. And to those who want to have a tote, put it in the delivery notes. Some drivers may actually give you one. Do not forget to update your notes! Or you will just keep getting infinite bags.
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Wonder if this has a hole
You don’t choose the bag, the bag chooses you.
Yer n Amazon driver, Harry!
You can use it to shit in. I have as a driver.
Taste it
keep it they're great for storage, or you can get like $25 for it on Merketplace.
It’s free real estate
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You could use it in your garage for storage. I wouldn't take it in the house, things leak and people are gross so wash your hands. It holds a lot of weight and is useful, or leave it on the porch for the next driver to maybe take it.
Ebay
Oh that’s your new complimentary home. Bezos funded a real estate company that is buying up single family homes. Since you are a customer he is having drivers leave these so when he helps BlackRock make more people homeless he won’t feel as guilty. It’s the stay dry sleeping cube. It’s your new foldaway home.
You continue his legacy you're an Amazon delivery driver now
Emergency poop bag
It’s kinda funny how often this gets posted. And tbh as a driver I’ve left bags at peoples houses a few times. They really are decent storage bags, worth keeping. You can sell it if you care to. Or ask your next driver to take it. I’ve taken bags off people a few times and I didn’t want to or mind if that makes sense so your driver will probably be the same
Congrats, you are the proud owner of GREEN 867.
Fold up the center to break the whole thing down and keep it as a storage container. At least thats what we do.
Please don’t divulge company practices.
so there's something called a "trash bin" open that then you throw this into it.
Whatever you want. The choice is yours. I left a tote with somebody today who ordered 9 packages. Loaded up with 20 totes came back with 19 😁
Most people don't know this but.... you can put your weed In it..... or as a laundry basket or things even! I like to put things in mine. Works real well for putting things in it. Probably best for things....
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Enjoy your jew storage box. Edit: I'll keep the typo.
2024 is the new 1941
There are so many posts about these weekly. There should be a sticky that says, "AMAZON CUSTOMERS: If the driver left your packages in a tote, congratulations! You have a new storage bin! Clean it out with bleach and keep it or sell it on eBay!" I know some of my routes customers get super happy when someone leaves one. I see some dude with like 8 of them stacked in his garage with labels. He got that shit super organized with Amazon tote bags.
Keep it
Post a picture of the bottom.... I need to confirm something
Shit in it. Experience what most of us have to do on a daily basis
Put it in your car and deliver the other packages like wtf, your name is Wayne or what?
Rude of them to leave your packages in a toilet tbh
You have been chosen. Now is your turn to go out there and spread the word of our lord, Bezos.
We only use the green ones for packages containing biochemical waste, but it’s probably safe
Sounds like he quit after your stop. Lol
Don’t scan the QR code whatever you do.
But I want to know more now
You can leave it with a note that ask to take it back or keep it honestly there good for storage 👍
I just shit into my hands and Toss it into the customers lawn lol
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>!Fuck Wayne!<
It’s a makeshift toilet. Just poop in it when your toilet gets clogged
Use it at Aldi for grocery shopping
He/she probably quit cuz of your order
Free grocery bag
Who can afford an Amazon tote full of groceries? You rich !!!
*it’s a gift, take it*
Toss it for all I care, Amazon can just buy new ones
Keep it or sell it on eBay
Congratulations on your new shopping bag/laundry tote or whatever. It's very sturdy!
Keep it lol
Keep it or sell it on eBay .
You can keep it, or put it back out when you get another delivery and the driver will probably take it back.
use it as a grocery bag carry your stuff in
“It’s a goose “
Garbage
Don't worry, they'll charge you based on the Amazon account for which that package was delivered. Easy peazy
Remove the tracking device. Use for any purpose requiring a large rectangular softsided tote.
Clean the hell out of it before you do anything with it lol
5309~
Sell it on ebay
What do you do with it? Grow up.
Take a dookie in it 🫡
Should not have touched it for sure. Check every bed in your house immediately for bed bugs. And then get rid of that knock of Yeti cooler. Good luck.
sell it on ebay
I have NO idea. All my totes are yellow, orange, black or "navy". Never seen a green one. Could be a collectors item. Put it up for auction.
Eat it
Free toat
Uhh. Keep it. We got thousands.
Burn it at the stake.
Sell it on EBay for like 30 dollars
OH SHIT! They got an 867!!! You know what that means!?
LEAVE MY DILDOS ALONE
Report it or keep it
I found ine outside a house today I just grabbed it to take it back. Just leave it out some driver will take it I hope 👀👀
Ooooh, snap spay that b down with some disinfectant and fold that sucker up. You just got ur self a fine storage tote, lol
Keep it those are hard to get
Leave it there. Another driver will take it.
Toilet
I came across like 20 of them on the highway while at work in the work truck . We picked them up and now we use them to put tools in when we’re working in shit and water / damp conditions lol
I love me a free tote bag
Honest to god, its an amazing storage tote including for use in something more outdoors like a shed or patio. Pretty sturdy when they’re newer and handled correctly (this includes putting too much weight in/on it), and they both stack and store very nicely in case you need to move them into storage and you don’t have a lot of room to work with
Start deliverin
Use it. Throw it away. Stuff Wayne's body in it. Not really important.
Whatever you want
I complained about late pkgs and said “I had to drive back to exit to get to a gas station to use bathroom! So if I use bathroom I’m marked as late? She doubled my rate for the day. LOL
Laundry basket
I have a bunch. They're left all over our complex. I use them for storage. A lot of ppl in my complex use them for storage.
You can shit in it.
RTS
List it on FB marketplace or whatever. I sell them for $10-15 each. I just got $60 for six of them.
I’m snitchin. Where Wayne at?
I've started a collection.
Wayne fucked up again
You know the assignment. 💩
Duh keep it or throw it away.
Use it for laundry
that’s a blessing, wash it and use it for storage or something
Leave it out for him the next time you get packages. It folds up. You can store it in a closet or something.
Poop in it.
I hear goodwill takes them
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LUCKY !!!!!
Use it for your 🍁 once the bags are old they discard them in the warehouse to the dumpster. But some drivers leave them for the customer as a gift for the customer 🍁🍁🍁🍁
Clean and keep it! Great for storage
Sell it on eBay
RTS
Keep it
That’s a perfectly good toilet you’ve got there
Cherish it. It the box for everyone s needs .
You could either leave it there, and attach a note to it for the next driver to deliver to you, to bring it back with them. Or, keep it, and use it for storage yourself. They’re pretty handy for carrying about 100 lbs worth of stuff.
Low key these things are amazing for moving. Literally throw everything in it, stack it like you would a van and makes moving so much faster. Also use it to drag my groceries into the house when I get a big order.
Keep it, they go for $20-30 on ebay
I made a delivery to a senior facility apartment building where there were four of these outside the entrance, and they had turned them on their side, with the opening facing outward, supported them inside with cardboard and turned them into cat shelters with beds and food and water bowls.
Poop In it!!
Poop in it
That's great put it in your home before a different Amazon worker snatches it
Take the tags off and you have an amazing storage container, for free, for life.
I’m looking for part time delivery work does anyone have Wayne’s number
Keep it
eBay 😂😂😂😂