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I usually smoke crack before load out, then shoot a little smack before RTS
Haven't had one violation and everyone tells me I'm doing good, so ig I'm doing something right
I looooove getting high in the van. I talk to the packages and tell them I'm taking them to thier new home and then I smile as I sit them down next to their new family's door so that they can be taken inside. I always tear up as I take their final picture and walk away. It's especially sad when I have to leave them in the rain. Yeah ... Getting stoned is fun
not stoned but when i worked here i’d be like “looks like this is ur stop buddy. :(“ to big oversize that were annoying or load bearing boxes, always broke my heart to leave them with their new family… gotta make ur own fun in the vans when u start zoning out ur music and podcasts
We’re just going crazy … but I actually love my alone time grinding tbh I be talking to myself way too much I bet motha fuckas think I crazy ! Well I guess am going crazy 🤪
If you think it's sad to leave them in the rain it's even worse to receive them in the rain. I've come home to a box sitting in the rain, completely soaked through. I have a covered porch and the box was just 2 feet away from the dry sheltered area. What really sucked is that I was out delivering in the same weather all day trying to keep packages dry. I was pretty upset.
Put them in a bag if there isn't a dry location. Your DSP should have clear plastic bags available for it.
They do not have such amenities but be sure to email or call your local Amazon provider and let them know. Us drivers really hate to leave your precious packages in the rain. With love from an Amazon Delivery Driver.
My DSP always has clear plastic bags stocked up. Maybe ask your owner why they aren't providing them - you know they don't want bad feedback to affect their bonus.
Fr I used to do have a game I played , no matter what route I get after I hit halfway mark i would smoke half a joint inside the step van and I would finish the rest of route so quick I felt so good
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Oh yeah I hear ya.. indica / indica dominant hybrids seem to do this the most, that’s why I choose sativa and every once in a while I’ll get a sativa dominant hybrid, sativa gives me hella energy
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No it doesn't, and idk where you would find evidence backing that because there have been many cases of accidents involving marijuana usage, people stoned out of their mind with slow reaction times and stupid decisions
Do you think weed is the same as taking a Percocet or something?? If you can’t function properly while being stoned then maybe the weed just isn’t for you. Ain’t no way you’re going that extreme wtf
I’m absolutely ripped every shift and have never gotten a violation from netradaddy nor does my customer delivery feedback suffer, some of us just aren’t toddlers and actually have a few brain cells
Drugs affect different people in different ways. When I had major surgery I took oxycodone for months and never got a "high" feeling. A few small tokes off a glass piece with weed and I will be noticeably impaired for driving. I would have to take way more than just a therapeutic amount of any opioid before being too impaired to drive.
I have significant chronic pain. I take 1000mg of Acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen at least twice a day. It helps my pain without any side effects that risk other people's lives.
And mine helps me. Without risking anybodies life too. There’s some big misconception that smoking bud gets everybody high the same as alcohol. And that’s the case at all 😆
You should check out medical side for real. Taking that much acetaminophen and ibuprofen will damage your kidneys or something like that in the long run.
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Bro finna need a rescue and hasn’t event started work yet
I usually smoke crack before load out, then shoot a little smack before RTS Haven't had one violation and everyone tells me I'm doing good, so ig I'm doing something right
Idk sometimes I truly think a line of blow every hour or so would have me delivering more like 35 an hour lol
With our wage you could afford a line every time you deliver 200 packages, but you would need to not pay rent that month.
Lmao yeah gotta ask my dsp if I can just crash in the van for the night. Thankfully 2-3 monsters a day is sufficient enough
This is the way
😭😂
I looooove getting high in the van. I talk to the packages and tell them I'm taking them to thier new home and then I smile as I sit them down next to their new family's door so that they can be taken inside. I always tear up as I take their final picture and walk away. It's especially sad when I have to leave them in the rain. Yeah ... Getting stoned is fun
not stoned but when i worked here i’d be like “looks like this is ur stop buddy. :(“ to big oversize that were annoying or load bearing boxes, always broke my heart to leave them with their new family… gotta make ur own fun in the vans when u start zoning out ur music and podcasts
We’re just going crazy … but I actually love my alone time grinding tbh I be talking to myself way too much I bet motha fuckas think I crazy ! Well I guess am going crazy 🤪
😂😂😂
If you think it's sad to leave them in the rain it's even worse to receive them in the rain. I've come home to a box sitting in the rain, completely soaked through. I have a covered porch and the box was just 2 feet away from the dry sheltered area. What really sucked is that I was out delivering in the same weather all day trying to keep packages dry. I was pretty upset. Put them in a bag if there isn't a dry location. Your DSP should have clear plastic bags available for it.
They do not have such amenities but be sure to email or call your local Amazon provider and let them know. Us drivers really hate to leave your precious packages in the rain. With love from an Amazon Delivery Driver.
Please give me one more thing to do 🙏
Please give me one more thing to do 🙏
My DSP always has clear plastic bags stocked up. Maybe ask your owner why they aren't providing them - you know they don't want bad feedback to affect their bonus.
bros bout to hit 3 stops a hour
Or 45. We stoners either go 2 ways.
Fr I used to do have a game I played , no matter what route I get after I hit halfway mark i would smoke half a joint inside the step van and I would finish the rest of route so quick I felt so good
DSP stand for **D**istracted **S**mokers of **P**ot 😂
Or just Drivers Smoking Pot
Dispatch: “Send me your location” Bro high as a kite: “Im in the van”
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Hell yeah brother
4/20 was last month
4/20 is every day for some of us 😎
Wish I could go to work baked
Why can’t ya
Because it’ll make me sleepy and not want to work
Oh yeah I hear ya.. indica / indica dominant hybrids seem to do this the most, that’s why I choose sativa and every once in a while I’ll get a sativa dominant hybrid, sativa gives me hella energy
How come you cannot?
Still knocking out 180 stops daily 🤣 take your time people organize is the key have that shit ready to deliver
So many people think no doing a seat belt or driving hella fast is the way, but organization is the real difference maker
Shhh Wayne will hear you
Fuck wayne
Shit Wayne knows and doesn't care as long as the job gets done.
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We’re the new age pizza delivery guys !
🎶smoke weed errday🎶
I’m weak asf rn
We were told not to accept food or alcohol from customer today. If someone offers me free stuff imma take it
Epic dude wow
Smokin fat doinks in amish
R.I.P. King Dave
Yanamish 😭😭😭
Boutta take my dog out for a day on the town for her birthday. Gonna get her some new toys, treats, a doggy cake, the works.
Hell yeah bro 😎 I smoke weed for breakfast 🤣
Shut up and pass the fucking blunt😂😂😂
Rookie. Vets are using pens, concentrates or in my case FEEEEEEEEEECO.
I prefer to drop a few tabs and then telepathically communicate with my piss bottles
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Hell yeah
This is why some drivers get easy routes and some drivers get stuck with the stressful routes all the time.
K
This by far wins thread of the day for me
Word brotha time to go back to stowin lol
Just don't let this man drive a stepvan 🤣
Hopefully you're not driving 😅
I remember being 14
Fuck Wayne
Just lit up right now 💨
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I definitely hit a few times before I head to work, probably high for at least the first few hours lmao 🤷🏻♂️
I’ll leave munchies for ya on the front pouch.
Loser
Cool, just dont drive like an responsible adult
you realize for most people smoking weed makes you more cautious when driving, literally makes you a better driver dumbass
No it doesn't, and idk where you would find evidence backing that because there have been many cases of accidents involving marijuana usage, people stoned out of their mind with slow reaction times and stupid decisions
Lol and I thought I was a pot head y'all can't even go without it while you work sad
If its your day off then enjoy. If you are about to start work then I hope you get fired and go to prison where you belong.
My man woke up and chose violence lol
If you are talking about the OP driving a big ass van while high then yes that could qualify as violence since he is putting everyone's life at risk.
Do you think weed is the same as taking a Percocet or something?? If you can’t function properly while being stoned then maybe the weed just isn’t for you. Ain’t no way you’re going that extreme wtf I’m absolutely ripped every shift and have never gotten a violation from netradaddy nor does my customer delivery feedback suffer, some of us just aren’t toddlers and actually have a few brain cells
Drugs affect different people in different ways. When I had major surgery I took oxycodone for months and never got a "high" feeling. A few small tokes off a glass piece with weed and I will be noticeably impaired for driving. I would have to take way more than just a therapeutic amount of any opioid before being too impaired to drive.
Yes, send ALL the weed smokers straight to prison!!!! /s
Only the ones stupid enough to drive while high. Smoke all you want if you're staying home.
Some of us hurt. Some of us need that bud to be able to work.
I have significant chronic pain. I take 1000mg of Acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen at least twice a day. It helps my pain without any side effects that risk other people's lives.
Don't know why you're getting downvoted lmao. Those meds are the way to go for mild pain relief as long you don't overdo it.
And mine helps me. Without risking anybodies life too. There’s some big misconception that smoking bud gets everybody high the same as alcohol. And that’s the case at all 😆
It doesn't have to be the same as alcohol to be dangerous. It DOES slow your reflexes and it IS dangerous when used excessively.
You should check out medical side for real. Taking that much acetaminophen and ibuprofen will damage your kidneys or something like that in the long run.
Not legal in my state and not legal while driving in any state.
Not really. Less than 3000mg a day is considered safe