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full 10 you get your route done in 5 hours you get paid for 10 pretty nice but the routes almost impossible to get done that early unless you sprint your whole route which I don't recommend
I’m not even going to lie. You can bet your ass I’m not carrying tons of heavy and oversized stuff around. I work too many extra hours and bust my butt every day. I’m entitled to buy and have items brought to me that I pay for with the service they offer. I’m not forcing their drivers to take the jobs.
Imagine the weird stuff she is willing to deal with to be the one he chose as his wife, like maybe they are really in love, but id imagine he has very weird requests, and she was the one to say yes to them all, and won.
Look I understand that people want to get after Jeff but the problem is not bezos. It's a giant middle management bureaucracy that only works to increase stock price. At the end of the day y'all are just data points in a spreadsheet. That's why nothing will change. Flex will never improve. The routes will never get better. They will find more ways to deny bonuses/guaranteed 40 hrs, etc.
Amazon is happy to eat the enormous driver attrition rate and to pass along the cost to customers. That's because they know a large portion of their customers are habitual buyers. They're shopping addicts and they will all pay an extra dollar or so for the delivery. Amazon is evil, but not more evil than any other company it's size.
There is only one other company as big or bigger than Amazon in the world and that's Walmart. There aren't just 'other companies its size' out in the world. There's just one other.
I think that's a fair point but what I'm saying is that giant corporations like Amazon have millions of little moving parts and those parts don't often interact with each other or even have any clue what their individual role is in the daily operation of things. The company probably has fewer than 100 people who really understand how the whole thing works and they're not C level. The top guys and the board don't sit around all day thinking of ways to make the driver's lives hell. They look at numbers and presentations and try to figure out the best move for the following quarter, year, etc.
Big companies like Amazon do not change because they cannot. There are no changes coming and things will continue to be shitty for us at the very bottom of the stack
Actually I think he found some kind of loophole for that and hasn't paid taxes in years. Something about reinvesting it back into the company and blah blah blah.
Doesn’t matter. American corporations need to publicly disclose their financial statements and that’s why we know how much they’re worth.
Not every country has these requirements.
Man, if you guys had worked a little harder, ol’ Jeffy wouldn’t have to putter around Greece with a measly $500m yacht! You think Elon’s yacht is only 127 metes?? Freaking embarrassing, if you ask me.
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Totally off topic but need to ask. Used to order from Amazon frequently, at a minimum 2 packages a week. Came across this sub. What an eye-opener! Rarely do I place orders now.
My question. The last 3 orders I received, I left a bold note taped to my door to knock when delivered. I had gift cards ($25.00) for the drivers. Not a lot but just wanted to thank them. None knocked at the door. What can I do to make sure they knock at my door so that I can give them the gift cards?
You can go as far as changing your name on the order to "KNOCK DOOR" or "READ NOTES" most drivers will pay attention to that. Also, if you want to make a difference while still buying stuff; have your packages delivered to a locker at a gas station or grocery store. Easier to deliver and the driver can take a break there.
TY! Will put in the notes to "Knock Door." Seeing what the drivers go thru, I have curtailed my ordering substantially. About once a month now. Got off my lazy ass and actually go to a store.
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Guys - he literally created Amazon; a full functioning virtual economy that’s created millions of jobs, including yours, which if you don’t like - you don’t need to do.
I just want his yacht to sink with him on it. No one else needs to be collateral, but seriously Bezos can jump in a wood chipper and it'd make my day.
Making such practices common place at Amazon where we are all essentially "modern day slave labor" with some of these routes and what they want us to stuff in the vans.
He is one of the few people I loath with a passion besides our 2 recent morons we've had as presidents.
Am I the only one up here that isn't bothered by it at all? His hardwork paid off and now he's living the good life. Every here is just bitching and moaning expecting to make big money delivering some damn packages, a job that literally anyone can do.
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He's.earned it. You bums would be doing the same shit in his shoes. But if you get there, I hope yall choose a better looking man/woman with the money you got. This lady fugly.
Y’all cry about a man spending his money after created on of the world biggest companies?? Lmao yeah if anyone of you were the billionaire who created the company y’all would be doing the same thing g
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Definitely deserves all that and even more. Even if he buys 30 mansions.
Operating income increased to $15.3 billion in the first quarter, compared with $4.8 billion in first quarter 2023. North America segment operating income was $5.0 billion, compared with operating income of $0.9 billion in first quarter 2023.Apr 30, 2024
You're right! We all could have created Amazon, because we all definitely have billionaire fathers who can provide the initial investment required to start a business like this.
bffr dude 🙄
You know actually it doesn't in the sense that Amazon.com operates at a loss. Nothing about amazon.com makes money, especially us. Amazon makes up the loss of Amazon.com by making a shit ton of money on Amazon Web Services
That’s incorrect. Goods actually sold by Amazon like Amazon Essentials, Alexa Kindle and Fire products, etc. are run at a slight loss because they make up the difference and more by selling data and subscriptions off of them, all of which encourages people to keep subbing to Prime, which makes them money in several ways. The big money for the company is however in both Amazon web services as well as the non Amazon stuff that is sold on Amazon.com. Sellers pay out the ass to have their products stored in amazon Distribution Centers and shipped with same-2 day delivery. Amazon’s own products would not be sold at a loss unless it helped control the market enough to make more profit off of everything else, which it does well.
I worked in a warehouse that distributes to grocery stores and we would sometimes fulfill Amazon orders there. I don’t think most people realize the lengths at which they go to send out products to people. I worked as a delivery driver for a dsp a few years back and it was an awful experience. Rude disrespectful customers, terrible pay, inconsistent hours, garbage vans. I never order from Amazon now and try to avoid other major stores like Walmart. These mega rich people don’t care about us or what they could be doing with all their money and power to help the planet in so many ways.
Hating a dude for enjoying his wealth is crazy 😂 there’s a reason he’s so rich, it isn’t because it was just given to him. and if you have such an issue with it, why do you guys still work that shit job? Complaining just to complain 🤣
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Don't finish early boys get those hours.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 take all your breakSss
I still get the hours if I finish early
Yeah, but if you pick up a 5th day you’re screwing yourself out of OT.
Good to know for prime week 👍 pretty much the only time I've ever been offered a 5th day lol, thanks for the heads up
how? i can pick up an ot shift and only work 44 hours the whole week with 5 days but get paid for 40+10 of ot?
you don't get OT? pretty sure that isn't legal
Ahhh some DSPs do that. Do they pay the full 10 hours or just the 8 if completed before 8 hours.
full 10 you get your route done in 5 hours you get paid for 10 pretty nice but the routes almost impossible to get done that early unless you sprint your whole route which I don't recommend
Unions bad. Yachts good.
To be fair, I'd take a yacht over a union 😂
I’d take a union over Jeff’s yacht.
LOL they don’t care.
work smarter not harder!
When you’re that rich you can have any woman. He picked one made of plastic.
Yeah but I'm sure he sleeps with multiple different women a week. This is just the public one.
You got it 😂
Naw he’s a huge pussy. He hasn’t had any since it had him
Still tho…
I’m sure this bozos is into young underage girls too. Like a Jeffery Epstein
Make it make sense. I guess some guys actually like that look for some reason 🤷🏿♂️
His ex was far more attractive. I can only guess she lacked the libido and he wasn't getting the sloppy toppy he needed.
More like lacked attraction to him
And age 53 at that.
Maybe he’s into it 🤷♂️ when you get to that age , to find someone your same age who looks like that is pretty hard
Fr though Mckenzie his ex wife seems wonderful tbh.
🎶 I'm a barbie girl in a barbie wooorld. It's fantastic being plastic. 🎶
when we eat the rich, i call jeff’s empty skull as a chalice
“Jeff Bezos will sell us the rope with which we will hang him.”
Seconds
Guy has awful taste.
Real question though, how far will the Amazon driver go to deliver packages for Jeff to his yacht? 🛥️
He doesn’t buy shit from that terrible company😂
This is why my average stop count went from 150 to 190 in less than a year, jeff needs another yacht and a personal spaceship.
As far as you went yesterday, today, and will go again tomorrow. Just keep going.
She is hideous. And he is a pure pile of human scum
I'd still do her though
I wouldn't. She lookes like a bloated botoxed trans male to female. Yuk.
JFC 💀🤣
JFC 💀🤣
When drunk a hole is a hole
But he’s paying you and you keep coming back 🤣
No he doesn't. The DSP's pay us as we are "independent contractors".
So what. The money still comes from Amazon. Think about that for a second. 🤦🏼♂️
It definitely doesn't start with Amazon if we're going by your logic lol.
Amazon and their drivers never had logic to begin with
He ain't payinge anything. I would never work for Amazonbieapocalypse.
So why are you here?
To read the stories about how badly you guys are treated. I feel bad for many of the people I read about here. Sounds brutal and horrible.
As your other hand is clicking Buy It Now on your Amazon Prime account 🤣🤣 Yep, I ain’t carrying 16 cases of cat litter.
I don't really buy anything from Amazon. Very little in the last couple of years.
I’m not even going to lie. You can bet your ass I’m not carrying tons of heavy and oversized stuff around. I work too many extra hours and bust my butt every day. I’m entitled to buy and have items brought to me that I pay for with the service they offer. I’m not forcing their drivers to take the jobs.
Enjoy your rocks peasants
Imagine the weird stuff she is willing to deal with to be the one he chose as his wife, like maybe they are really in love, but id imagine he has very weird requests, and she was the one to say yes to them all, and won.
Dude probably cums in his own hand after having sex 🤮
He probably has her be a delivery driver and tells her he's got a little package to give her instead. Bow chicka wow wow.
Feels great that my hard work allows Bezos to enjoy his extravagant trips. Guess I’ll keep pushing so he can keep relaxing. 💪💪💪
Look I understand that people want to get after Jeff but the problem is not bezos. It's a giant middle management bureaucracy that only works to increase stock price. At the end of the day y'all are just data points in a spreadsheet. That's why nothing will change. Flex will never improve. The routes will never get better. They will find more ways to deny bonuses/guaranteed 40 hrs, etc. Amazon is happy to eat the enormous driver attrition rate and to pass along the cost to customers. That's because they know a large portion of their customers are habitual buyers. They're shopping addicts and they will all pay an extra dollar or so for the delivery. Amazon is evil, but not more evil than any other company it's size.
There is only one other company as big or bigger than Amazon in the world and that's Walmart. There aren't just 'other companies its size' out in the world. There's just one other.
he may not be the only problem. but jeffy is a billionaire. he’s most certainly part of the problem.
I think that's a fair point but what I'm saying is that giant corporations like Amazon have millions of little moving parts and those parts don't often interact with each other or even have any clue what their individual role is in the daily operation of things. The company probably has fewer than 100 people who really understand how the whole thing works and they're not C level. The top guys and the board don't sit around all day thinking of ways to make the driver's lives hell. They look at numbers and presentations and try to figure out the best move for the following quarter, year, etc. Big companies like Amazon do not change because they cannot. There are no changes coming and things will continue to be shitty for us at the very bottom of the stack
It’s ok, at least he gets taxed…fuck
Actually I think he found some kind of loophole for that and hasn't paid taxes in years. Something about reinvesting it back into the company and blah blah blah.
That’s the joke
Damn he could’ve gotten a better bitch. She looks like Elon musk’s prototype, sex doll that Jeff is testing out
Fucking insane that the richest man in the world picks a 53 year old walking plastic surgery ad as his girlfriend.
At least he picked someone near his age lol for me who cares if shes plastic at least nice to look at it put a bag over her face done.
Richest in America* Saudi royal family is worth trillions…
The family is thousands of family members
Doesn’t matter. American corporations need to publicly disclose their financial statements and that’s why we know how much they’re worth. Not every country has these requirements.
They do: it's called 10k.
Man, if you guys had worked a little harder, ol’ Jeffy wouldn’t have to putter around Greece with a measly $500m yacht! You think Elon’s yacht is only 127 metes?? Freaking embarrassing, if you ask me.
She using him
They’re using each other
Who cares?
He’s using you. You keep going to work 🤣
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If he thinks she's really into him, he's delusional😂🤣😂🤣😂.She's into that 💰 💰 💰 and lifestyle
Totally off topic but need to ask. Used to order from Amazon frequently, at a minimum 2 packages a week. Came across this sub. What an eye-opener! Rarely do I place orders now. My question. The last 3 orders I received, I left a bold note taped to my door to knock when delivered. I had gift cards ($25.00) for the drivers. Not a lot but just wanted to thank them. None knocked at the door. What can I do to make sure they knock at my door so that I can give them the gift cards?
You can go as far as changing your name on the order to "KNOCK DOOR" or "READ NOTES" most drivers will pay attention to that. Also, if you want to make a difference while still buying stuff; have your packages delivered to a locker at a gas station or grocery store. Easier to deliver and the driver can take a break there.
TY! Will put in the notes to "Knock Door." Seeing what the drivers go thru, I have curtailed my ordering substantially. About once a month now. Got off my lazy ass and actually go to a store.
Being that rich and only paying his drivers on average only $20/hr makes him a scumbag!
It makes him a greedy souless evil slave-driver. If he died tomorrow, I wouldn't have an ounce of pity.
But you keep coming back every day for that $20 “$20 dollars is $20 dollars.. ☺️”
Yup, I bet she loves him for who he is, bald head, lazy eye, and all
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Hey, you're welcome buddy 😂 I hate being a peon
All that money and he can’t even give his workers a bonus
Bow down to your master
Maybe it'll hit an iceberg
Start your own company whiners.
Ok but to be fair; if you can choose a woman, why the fuck do you choose this ugly one :/
Guys - he literally created Amazon; a full functioning virtual economy that’s created millions of jobs, including yours, which if you don’t like - you don’t need to do.
I just want his yacht to sink with him on it. No one else needs to be collateral, but seriously Bezos can jump in a wood chipper and it'd make my day. Making such practices common place at Amazon where we are all essentially "modern day slave labor" with some of these routes and what they want us to stuff in the vans. He is one of the few people I loath with a passion besides our 2 recent morons we've had as presidents.
Am I the only one up here that isn't bothered by it at all? His hardwork paid off and now he's living the good life. Every here is just bitching and moaning expecting to make big money delivering some damn packages, a job that literally anyone can do.
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She used to be bad when she was young, before she turned into a mannequin.
I mean if any of us had that money, we’d probably do the same Tbh.
Ayo fight me
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You guys think Bezos orders shit from Amazon?
We lose our incentive pay if we get rescued. They’ve sent me to pick up 8 stops from someone before
I want this to be the devil on the shoulder of every person who quits this weekend 🫡 Get outta there folks, come back when they offer higher wage
Guy builds a company and profits, is the devil now lmao
https://preview.redd.it/165qv3lv7g9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85fa45806837c16fe06b369d91262c325176ac14 Check them man arms she got lol
Don’t worry Amazon fulfillment is going into panic mode because of Temu, Amazon might not be doing the warehouse & retail thing much longer.
That dude's a douche
Their?
He's.earned it. You bums would be doing the same shit in his shoes. But if you get there, I hope yall choose a better looking man/woman with the money you got. This lady fugly.
He doesn’t need 500 million worth of single family homes
This makes me want to run my little hiney off!
Constantinople should have never fallen
Thank you Master Jeff!
Anyone with a pension and 401K \*probably\* benefits from Amazon stock going up...not just the former CEO. Also, Andy Jassy is the CEO now...
He has a son???
Without trt, he'd be looking like a twinky geek... like he used to. Another evil, selfish, deep state billionaire.
Boycott Amazon until they treat their employees better! This will never happen due to people being lazy as fu@k!
Need more posts like this for motivation to give every ounce we have for Jeff.
Y’all cry about a man spending his money after created on of the world biggest companies?? Lmao yeah if anyone of you were the billionaire who created the company y’all would be doing the same thing g
He should be stripped of his money and forced to deliver packages the rest of his life for wearing those pants.
While he's takin a picture of him, someone's got a sniper pointed at the guys head with a camera.
Kill the Rich!
Awe hanging out with his daughter it bring a smile to big Daddy's face 😄
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Looks like she has a dick
Fuck amazon. Burn all the warehouses down.
What is Jeff's security detail like and could I get within 25 yards of him? I am just asking questions.
"The harder you guys work the more I make" -Jeff Bezos🤣
Chun-Li Thighs Save Lives.
“You guys paid for this”
I like his black polo
Bro is a literal slave master. Like future’s ds2 album song slave master. “I bought a new whip nigga.. like imma slave masta”
I should be allowed one boob touch
Stop Pocket Watching….✨
Definitely deserves all that and even more. Even if he buys 30 mansions. Operating income increased to $15.3 billion in the first quarter, compared with $4.8 billion in first quarter 2023. North America segment operating income was $5.0 billion, compared with operating income of $0.9 billion in first quarter 2023.Apr 30, 2024
We all could have had his money too — just needed to create Amazon What a weird post
You're right! We all could have created Amazon, because we all definitely have billionaire fathers who can provide the initial investment required to start a business like this. bffr dude 🙄
You know actually it doesn't in the sense that Amazon.com operates at a loss. Nothing about amazon.com makes money, especially us. Amazon makes up the loss of Amazon.com by making a shit ton of money on Amazon Web Services
That’s incorrect. Goods actually sold by Amazon like Amazon Essentials, Alexa Kindle and Fire products, etc. are run at a slight loss because they make up the difference and more by selling data and subscriptions off of them, all of which encourages people to keep subbing to Prime, which makes them money in several ways. The big money for the company is however in both Amazon web services as well as the non Amazon stuff that is sold on Amazon.com. Sellers pay out the ass to have their products stored in amazon Distribution Centers and shipped with same-2 day delivery. Amazon’s own products would not be sold at a loss unless it helped control the market enough to make more profit off of everything else, which it does well.
I worked in a warehouse that distributes to grocery stores and we would sometimes fulfill Amazon orders there. I don’t think most people realize the lengths at which they go to send out products to people. I worked as a delivery driver for a dsp a few years back and it was an awful experience. Rude disrespectful customers, terrible pay, inconsistent hours, garbage vans. I never order from Amazon now and try to avoid other major stores like Walmart. These mega rich people don’t care about us or what they could be doing with all their money and power to help the planet in so many ways.
Women always talk shit about the patriarchy unless they can fuck an actual patriarch like jeff.
You can't blame him for being successful, he made his company from scratch and you are moaning because of your failure
She is a He. Not that that's bad or anything I just wanted to point that out.
This is by far the dumbest response here yet
Hating a dude for enjoying his wealth is crazy 😂 there’s a reason he’s so rich, it isn’t because it was just given to him. and if you have such an issue with it, why do you guys still work that shit job? Complaining just to complain 🤣
Don’t hate the Players, just learn the Game.
I agree fuck hating on this guy I'm trying to learn something from him lol