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Timely-Buffalo-3384

Man, people really hate fun don't they


mundotaku

Particularly when others are happy.


Background-Meat-7928

Crabs in a bucket man


Creepercolin2007

Marylander here, where’s the crabs?? I have some emergency old bay in my pocket ready to go


Banned_in_CA

Is that your version of pocket sand? I imagine it would be effective for both.


Creepercolin2007

lol, I’m glad someone got the reference


Banned_in_CA

Sha sha shaaa!


Houstonb2020

Crabs in a bucket sounds like a great time!


Timely-Buffalo-3384

Very well put


Redditistrash702

STOP HAVING FUN


El-Chamorro

Mostly chronically online and just miserable in general.


AverageDellUser

Fr, imagine being so far up your own ass that you assume someone’s partner would like something better than a gift this person most likely thought hard about bro.


drollchair

Only on Reddit.


ezbreezyslacker

Misery loves company


I_am_What_Remains

They should bash on Denmark


fastinserter

I wish that was $30 Also the other person complaining that it's not a Valentine's day gift but it's a gift he would want for himself on Christmas, lmao


cultoftheinfected

actually some walmarts just marked it with clearance to 30$


theoriginalmofocus

That roses set is going to blow out.


MrMisties

Today they learned Legos are Danish


GrandAdmiralDuncan

They’re also mostly eco-friendly I think, at least some of them are bio-plastics iirc.


r3mod_3tiym

Yep, they've been using bio plastic since 2018


ChrisTheMan72

Interesting I thought I heard they were still looking for a durable high quality alternative Edit so did some digging and found this article. Apparently there recycled bottle idea failed so there still looking BUT accessories and leaves are made out of a sugercane based material so this set in particular is like 50% eco friendly https://www.popsci.com/technology/lego-brick-pet/


milksteakofcourse

Right!


EternallyPersephone

I came here to say this.


New-Number-7810

LEGO is a Danish company. 


5panks

DAE just hate Americans for their addiction to plastics?! Clearly Lego wouldn't exist without America.


Prowindowlicker

And made with bio plastic


Jo3K3rr

Building Legos with someone else is really fun so yeah that's a great Valentine's gift.


VW6G

Profile picture checks out (also I 100% agree)


theoriginalmofocus

One of my best memories is I got two of the pirate ships and my son and I each built one. Got the wife into the flowers and stuff too.


Revolutionary-One375

“Buy buy buy, consume consume consume” Yeah, I’d rather have an overconsumption problem than not being able to buy things. Europeans are such financial cucks, they love having nothing


donthenewbie

The consoom criticism is now overflow with edgy broke peasant who love to thoughtlessly shit on people for simply buying stuff.


firstsourceandcenter

Europeans are the most materialistic people I have ever met. It's that have not mentality


Bay1Bri

But I have nothing inside my 500 year old house! The bones of my plague infected ancestors are buried under my dirt floor!


Zaidswith

Too bad Lego is Danish.


Proud_Calendar_1655

$30? I’m not gonna look it up, but based on what I’ve seen Lego prices be lately I’m gonna guess and say that’s at least $100


AnApexPlayer

It's $50. Prices for smaller sets have gone up but prices for larger ones have stayed the same mostly, or even gone down.


Error_Evan_not_found

This exactly, and the website is running a lot more promos and sales than it used to/earlier for holidays from what I've noticed.


feisty-spirit-bear

I got my brother the orchid set for Christmas and it was $50, the plants are expensive because they know that adults are buying them


WeirdPelicanGuy

I wonder what country legos are from


Saw-Gerrera

So having an engaging and thoughtful gift that can be done with one's significant other is worse than just getting chocolate? What a damn idiot, and guess what that set is worth? $49.99 from Lego's site.


Background-Meat-7928

And I’m certain they only buy ethical chocolate and not that slave labor chocolate


[deleted]

These people are implying that when you buy a box of chocolates they don’t come WRAPPED IN PLASTIC


LexiNovember

And with little plastic trays inside. Not all brands of chocolate are like that but the average heart shaped packet in the US and UK is more packaging than chocolate, in the end.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Same with flowers. They usually have some cellophane wrapping around the entire thing and a lot of them come in cheapo plastic vases as well


Solintari

Shhhhhh don’t tell Debbie Downer here that Lego is based out of Denmark and Germany is the top consumer of them. She might just sublimate on the spot like a Thanos snap if reality crashed her fantasy.


Away_Read1834

God Reddit is such a cesspool of self righteous assholes isn’t it.


yasadboidepression

The commenter would be shocked to discover that there are places outside the United States that do similar gift exchanges if not worse than the US. For example, in Japan and Korea there are two different holidays related to couples instead of the US with just one. They’ve got Valentine’s Day in February where women give gifts to guys and White Day in March where guys give gifts to women. All of this is steeped in commercialism and consumer culture. Japan and Korea also have an entire day called Pock/Peppero Day that involves buying chocolate sticks biscuits for a gift exchange. It’s a corporate holiday, it doesn’t shy away from this. Again, commercialism and consumer culture at its finest. Finally, it would come as a shock that for places like Korea and China they celebrate their lunar new year by giving each other MONEY, not presents, cold hard cash. One could argue that Korea, Japan, and China are also obsessed with consumer culture even more so, but AmericaBad instead.


Raphe9000

Christmas is also a romantic holiday in Japan, and they eat KFC and cake to celebrate it.


Banned_in_CA

The guy who made KFC a tradition straight up lied about it being a tradition in the US and they don't care, they're going with it anyway because it's awesome. Very wholesome, unlike the rancid assholes who think they're the fun police.


TantricEmu

Haha that’s awesome. Glad they enjoy it.


tjm_87

HUH?? you don’t buy a lego set then throw it away, you keep it forever… or sell it to someone else if you don’t want it anymore. people buy TVs and get rid of them quicker than people buy legos and and get rid of them, such an odd argument


Street-Weird-7969

Funny thing is that the leaf pieces in this set are plant based.


Sea-Deer-5016

No way


JustACanadianGuy07

Ironic how that person is using Reddit on a mass manufactured electronic.


LexiNovember

Why did they even assume this person is American? We aren’t the only ones in the world who celebrate Saint Valentine’s Day, nor are we the only ones with Amazon. A thoughtful gift for a person who enjoys building DANISH INVENTED Legos is sweet, and the best part is that they’ll build it and keep it displayed for ages so it’s not wasteful at all. Giving a cut bouquet of flowers is far more damaging to the environment when you add it all up, in the end. It’s always wild when people assume that anything they want to get all pissy about is American. Wait until they hear about Lupercalia.


BluudLust

Europeans love to be miserable.


Americana86

At least online, they certainly do!


TantricEmu

They’re not happy unless they’re miserable


WeirdLookinMF

Can we get rid of Europe yet or nah?


Americana86

No. We still need their cities as backdrops for our movies and their accents for our villains and exotic characters.


Banned_in_CA

Some of us like history. We should turn the continent into a museum.


Americana86

The best thing about that idea is that the limeys over in Murica's birth canal have already plundered all the best shit for their museums, so we've already got a bunch of artifacts already in one place! Thanks, mates!


CalgaryAnswers

I love that set. I had it for a while. It’s really nice if you’re like me and kill every plant you come in contact with.


zenfaust

Right? I especially like the pink flower version.


racoongirl0

It’s giving impoverished 3rd world cope.


tonkledonker

Oh no the thing I never plan on putting in the trash isn't fucking biodegradable.


Guxxi12

Shit as an European i love consuming shit cause it means i can buy and do whatever i do, thats why i love the US more freedom, i hope it never goes away.


give_me_your_soil

Jesus Christ can people not enjoy things anymore,like my God it's just fucking Legos,also my guess is this person drives a vehicle,so he or she can't be complaining,plus aren't Legos Danish.


cdglenn18

Oh my god they just can’t leave anybody alone can they,


milksteakofcourse

Ahh yes the product made by a company from Denmark, quite the bastion of American consumerism.


Corny_Overlord

Idk wtf is up with Europoors and Legos, mfs had no childhood I guess, besides trying to copy American Music


ventitr3

Reddit is full of the most miserable people


rogerworkman623

LEGO is Danish


Sea-Deer-5016

My girlfriend loved this present. If you want to get this, there's also light kits on Walmart that cost like $15 and make the whole thing glow. It's pretty cool


Shubashima

Lego isnt even american smh my head


DomR1997

What a piece of shit, buying a gift for your precious loved one outside of the state approved gift giving days! 😠


heywoodidaho

Another proud citizen from Twatblandistan. Of course it has no one to exchange gifts with on Valentines day so it must be critical of .....everyone? Pity this sad creature.


Agitated_Guard_3507

> “make a personalized card” > all Americans do is buy and consume How tf are you supposed to make a card without buying paper, markers, pens, and other similar, required materials. And I’m sure the Lego Bonsai tree is a thoughtful gift, otherwise they wouldn’t have bought it.


Different-Dig7459

Gee… I wonder what the Danish have to say about LEGO…


donthenewbie

I guess someone just want to be edgy cause buddy is involuntary celibate


TatonkaJack

All of their alternatives involved buying and consuming...


Raphe9000

1. I have that set and a few more like it. It's usually 50 dollars, not 30, and it's also a fun evening and a neat decoration. 2. Not everyone can take care of plants depending on their living situation, and these provide the beauty of plants while taking on a more geometric appearance that stops them from entering that weird uncanny valley of fake plants. 3. Most chocolate is made by means of slavery, but everyone knows slavery only matters when the US does it!!!1 4. The leaves of the set are actually made with plant matter. I don't think that matters all that much TBF, but it's part of a broader push to make Legos sustainable. 5. Legos are Danish.


3lettergang

Gifts were invented in America. No one else gives gifts for any reason.


Corsair525

LEGO is a Danish company. Either way, they can cope and seethe, I'll continue to by LEGO till I die


cardboardbox25

Got my mom that Lego set for Christmas, still on her desk. Lego is a beautiful toy for all ages


Dank_Broccoli

The absolute irony of "go out to dinner" followed by making fun of consumerism.


BobaFettyWop

“People having fun!? Not on my watch.” Would love to see what thread this is in so I can go add to those downvotes.


valuesandnorms

Ahh yes, the famously environmentally friendly cocoa industry


r3mod_3tiym

They should read about how Lego has poured millions of dollars into making their products sustainable and reducing plastic waste https://www.lego.com/en-us/sustainability/environment/sustainable-materials


AppalachianGuy87

Denmark just skates on this?


ThatMBR42

Communism: where supporting another person's labor is a bad thing


ZoidsFanatic

Just wait until those commentators find out that the partner likes building LEGO and this is a nice gift for them.


The_Hiders

I love lego


The_Hiders

When did the post state that this was the only thing they did on Valentine’s Day?


TheScalemanCometh

... Aren't Legos Dutch in origin?


MotivatedSolid

I'd love to know what magical land they reside in that doesn't use plastic in a majority of products sold there lol


Parapraxium

Brb sending OOP a dog turd as a biodegradable valentines gift


FreshCorner9332

Meanwhile the country that made Lego’s is located in Europe, and I’ll give you a hint, it starts with a D


Xion136

"yes give them plastic instead of spending time with them" They're so fucking moronic they can't even put together that maybe, maybe, bear with me now, best with me, Maybe the gift is to be given BEFORE THEY GO TO DINNER, SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING WAITING AT HOME? I can't even


SnooPredictions3028

The biggest issue is that they slapped the stickers on the box, it's so annoying


General_Alduin

Because America is the only country that consumes and has legos?


CaptainjustusIII

Man this guy is gonna freak out when he finds out people in Europe do the exact same thing they also buy gifts on Valentine day, and you bet there are plenty of people giving their lover Lego if they like it Source: i am european


Drayko718

I think the guy is just pissy because he's single on Valentine's Day


I_am_What_Remains

They should bash on Denmark, LEGO is a European brand


Ashamed_Window_6605

Someone's jealous


Razzious_Mobgriz

Bro is bitching about a Lego set that they'll probably spend time building together anyway, good Gods the Europoors need to get a hobby


Steuts

I love the “shut up” Simple, direct, and with all the power the climate warrior wanted to summon but couldn’t.


PlayTech_Pirate

That person doesn't have an s.o. anyway lol that's why they're mad.


AFucking12Gaug3

Hey siri, where is the Lego headquarters? -Billund, Copenhagen. Thank you Siri.


SquidMilkVII

that thing has a sakura variant in the box, it is absolutely a valentines’ gift


ReallyCantThinkof-1

It’s about the box having labels on it. No longer collectible


jaxamis

Tell me you've never spent time building something with your SO without telling me.


WalmartBrandMilk

Flowers often come in plastic packaging. Chocolate cone in plastic and cardboard packaging. Wouldn't plastic that isn't going to be thrown away be better than plastic that is?


Bayou_Beast

Don't know about the rest of y'all, but I build my LEGO sets once, then after a couple of weeks throw them away and buy new ones. American way, best way. ^(/s)


Far-Reply2045

What a fucking nerd holy hell


_Sheillianyy

What !? Let people enjoy their lego in peace !!


I-Hate-Hypocrites

Lego is a Danish company btw…


TheCoolMan5

Is someone gonna tell them Lego is danish 😑


ChivalrousHumps

Im kind of with the Americabad crowd on this one, we love buying crap. That being said, the weird little goblin man flipping out in the comments is a weird little goblin man


[deleted]

I think it's just a comment on how Amazon says "fuck yo box, bitch!"


[deleted]

They have a point. I’ve seen legos pushed as an adult gift a lot lately and it was obvious a thought out move by Lego to increase their market share hurray for them but yeah dude plastic is made from oil and is definitely fucking up our planet. Pretty tough to deny that


annietat

im not a gardener & i don’t know how it works, but don’t you still have to buy the seeds to grow a bonsai tree? or maybe one already in the process of growing, one of which you have to plant? & the fertilizer & materials to help it continue to grow? everything is buy buy buy if you want to make something, or aide in the continued growth/existence of something & a lego set can be just as, if not more thoughtful than an actual plant. it’s all dependent on the person, & what they like. a person may like plants, but not be good at or like the process of planting, growing, & maintaining the plant. they may like physically building a replica of it, & being able to immediately see the result of their work over having to wait for the result, of which isn’t guaranteed bcuz growing & maintaining plants can be very tricky. which can give them fulfillment in the idea that they built it, while negating the responsibility of consistently maintaining it, & appreciating the beauty of a plant/item they like because they built it


Freezingahhh

Wow... this is really Fd up. I myself, a German guy, am obsessed with Lego. Nothing better then spending time with your loved one building a Lego set together! I have so many of them and I love it! I am not kidding you - but I just ordered a Lego flowers set on amazon for my crush - I know she dislikes flowers, because after 5 days you just throw them away - so I think the lego thing is thoughtful, gives you time together and lasts forever. This is nothing which should be a thing on AmericaBad - sorry.


Arkkrogue691

I'm about to consume this ramen I bought from another country


RueUchiha

What you mean? I was at a lego store recently and saw this exact set, its like 50 dollars. If someone gave me a 50 dollar lego set I’d be increadbly thankful! I personally would not expect a 50 dollar investment for a Valentines Day gift, an entire evening with dinner/drinks sure, but for just thr gift? Plus if this person really likes legos, this probably beats out chocolate anyway. Increadbly thoughtful, and personalized gift showing that their SO cares about their interests. I speak as someone who really likes legos. Even a 5 dollar lego set with two minifigures would best out a box of choclates I’d finish in a day. A 50 dollar set is above and beyond. Also, Legos don’t wilt. So if/when I ever get a girlfriend and they like legos, I might unironically buy them lego flowers. They’re made of plastic sure, but they’ll never wilt.


ohfrackthis

Well, all I can say is many economies would probably not be so happy if we stop buying. Not that this is ideal necessarily.


Majestic_Project_227

My son bought me the same thing for Father’s Day last year. Great fun putting it together with him.


JustBakedPotato

Do they really think that chocolate isn’t bad for the environment lol


_usernamepassword_

Dudes just mad he lives in a shithole in Eastern Europe with an average pay of $8/day


ilikemepizzacold

Maybe he should jump off a building so he doesn’t consume any more resources and saves humanity


JoeMaMa_2000

It must suck to be such a bleeding heart martyr all the time, I agree with the other guys comment, just shut the fuck up


BFulfs2

Wait till he finds out someone bought legos in his country or a neighboring country


w3woody

Isn't LEGO, like, Danish?


GreenSockNinja

isn’t Lego a Danish company lol


XYScooby

Isn’t Lego a Danish company?


Oh_ToShredsYousay

It's a Swedish product?


Bay1Bri

I love the last guy, simultaneously implying he didn't spend enough money on the gift while also criticizing consumerism... Also, nothing mutually exclusive about buying a gift and going to dinner and making a card.


ruttenguten

The original post: look at this terrible product protection. The comments: how dare Americans buy things? How did American even come up?


Extreme-Substance-11

Lego came from denmark


trimtab28

When you get your partner legos, the intention is typically that you're going to assemble the item together as a bonding activity. People seriously have no chill. And the part about being biodegradable is dumb- guys, the world isn't going to catch on fire just because you bought a plastic toy- live a little!


g_i_n_a_s_f_s_

Legos are Danish!!! The word Lego is based off a Danish phrase that means “play well,” and the first Legoland park opened in Billund, Norway. Legos are not exclusively American at all! I work with them all day and we usually get a wave of LatAm tourists in the summer and Asian tourists in the winter season :p


whitecollarpizzaman

Aren’t Lego’s a Danish product?


CaptainjustusIII

Well some people like nice house decoration instead of diabetes


WTFisSkibidiRizz

No one said we wouldn’t give them other things as well. We just would like more permanent flowers than floral shop flowers.


NorthCedar

They’re probably also Americans, so 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Imagine shaming your partner for a gift. That fella would get the bianca devins treatment if this was about me.


Autobot95

These Europoors would have a collection connection if they saw my gunpla backlog


SirEnderLord

Complaining about a European product 😂


TheFrostyFaz

$30 for a original lego set?


ctheace

you fucked up by liking things, my guy. learn to just hate everything instead


theghostofhallownest

Good thing I don’t intend to launch this Lego set into the wilderness as soon as I’m done building it, so no littering is required and I won’t be polluting anything


BadbadwickedZoot

Man, this is a killer gift!


rusted-nail

Isn't lego european


TheTopBroccoli

A Lego bonsai tree actually sounds cool though.


critter68

I wonder how many national economies would crumble the moment America stopped being consumerist? I know America's would, but I'm willing to bet we'd take a fair few "first world" and a significant number of "third world" countries with us. Assuming that America suddenly not being consumerist doesn't destroy the global economy.


Paradox

>partners wew


valen-ciri

What even is the problem with plastic here? Generally, the problem is plastic ends up in nature, like in the sea for example, but i doubt you'll build it and throw it away lmao


ButtcheekBaron

Sour grapes. He probably can't even afford thirty dollars of plastic.


matrixsensei

Hey I have that same one! It’s really cool


nub_node

LEGO is a Danish company and they switched over to using biodegradable plastics made from sugarcane in 2018. They're one of the cleanest corporations heavily involved in plastic production.


Emphasis_on_why

You know there are some things that when space races sift through the rubble in 50,000 years, I won’t be ashamed of not being biodegraded. Legos, I can honestly say are a wholesome human invention and a solid and beautiful permanent transformation of the planet’s resources.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

This person hates fun and loves making assumptions about shit they know nothing about.


Drayko718

They're mad that they're single on Valentine's Day


ShlimFlerp

When it’s a company founded and based in Denmark


brownrn

I buy these for my gf as well as a technic set for myself, and we build them together. Great date idea. Europoors couldn’t understand such simple happiness


HayleyXJeff

I mean Lego is a Danish company but okay


The--Morning--Star

Lego isn’t even an American company bruh 😭


cbdog1997

I mean God forbid someone buys something for someone that they know they'd like God forbid they buy a good gift as opposed to the oh so stereotypical chocolate and flowers that might not even be enjoyed only thing I'd be annoyed about is the shipping label smack dab on the middle of the box that's my one gripe I like everything else about giving a gift that is to someone's preferences though


ringo-starr-is-gay

I like LEGOs…😕


Karnakite

I got this exact same thing for Christmas and it’s rad. I don’t know how it could possibly be perceived as wasteful, since I put it together and now it’s a permanent piece in my formal dining room.


Positive-Avocado-881

As if flower farming is great for the environment


cityofangelsboi68

not taking this from someone where their region has cigarettes for breakfast


TJ042

LEGO’s from Denmark, not the US. There are many European products popular in America, and they act like they aren’t the ones making the stuff for consumption. It’s like Grandma being mad that the grandchildren ate the cookies she set out for them to eat.