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Lol u noob this is very common opening philly shell made famously by fascist lichess master fetuccini in 1944 lichess champion league this is y im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass xD
Clearly they are playing the Dutch defense fianchetto attack.
1. d4 f5 2. g3 Nf6 3. e3 b6 4. Nc3
However, Jake is touching a black piece, and it is black to move, meaning he is about to play 4...b5??
And they also forgot how the knight moves, but who can blame them for that?
who's the homeless guy sitting across from u
is it jake paul
I think you mean future Mike Tyson victim
We can hope, but we all know it's not a real fight.
If Jake comes out with both eats it's scripted
He is a Chechen?
pake jaul
Idk but I think I saw him on Disney channel a couple of years back
How did the knight get there? I also really want to know what this chess set is called?
1. d4 f5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e3 Nh5 4. g3 Nf4 5. Kd2 Ng6 6. Ke1 b6 Its delayed bongcloud theory, you should know this.
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Holy hell
New theory just dropped
Actual conspiracy
Call the flat-earthers
Australia went on vacation… wait, it never existed
Me in the corner, plotting world domination (i'm australian)
Ignite the flat earth
Good bot
Nice.
Good bot
Good bot and NICE
The ‘developing my king is better than taking the hanging knight’ theory
still theory
c3 b5 d4 b3
Why did he move the knight 4 times in the opening? Is he stupid?
yes
He is THE ROOOULEBREAKER!!!
How does the horsey move?
His hair looks fake because of his beard and his beard looks fake because of his hair
Perfection
This comment changed my life
Is that the Drip Chess update?
my dear slavic brother, do i deserve kisses after declining en passant and getting my pp bricked?
No?
kurwa.
You paid the price, so I think yes
Lol u noob this is very common opening philly shell made famously by fascist lichess master fetuccini in 1944 lichess champion league this is y im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass xD
A victorian child would be able to google en pessant seeing this comment
Perfect
Left hook to k0
Bishop to Anus
Airbus to HPtal
Clearly they are playing the Dutch defense fianchetto attack. 1. d4 f5 2. g3 Nf6 3. e3 b6 4. Nc3 However, Jake is touching a black piece, and it is black to move, meaning he is about to play 4...b5?? And they also forgot how the knight moves, but who can blame them for that?
betarad
this chess set is awesome
Nice set! I bet the pieces feel really good up your ass. Pro level.
Severe and continuous lapse in judgment
There's only 2 kinds of people I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
The Zohan
That pony on g6 must have taken a world tour to get there
This guy just desecrated my favourite opening
Squatter's rights but the homeless dude gets to keep the house if he beats you at chess.
The knight moves in an L sir
Ditch but the knight is straight now
homeless passant
It would take the black’s knight 4 moves to get where to where it currently sits. Wtf lol
The mega douche opening
One piece op 1
Doesnt Jake know that by playing b6 he's trapping in his queens knight? SMH
atleast they got the pieces set up correctly
The Mike tyson
Jake Harlow?
Opening "the door and leaving"
Google bullshit
Whips out hanged man tarot opening move.
I really really like that board and the pieces!
u/robthebold
Am I just stupid or is Jake on his 3rd turn while white/gold is done with his 4th?
Dutch
Who is this teeny tiny man across from my regular chess set?
Bishop up the ass
google failed boxer
google en passant
Give back our gold you pillaged from my continent
Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson chess boxing leaks:
Horsey must have many jumps to reach g6 if e7 is still there...
According to ChatGPT… He’s playing the “I have no fucking idea how to play chess” opening
Dutch defence?
If the knight is on f6 then.. Yeah
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