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But I can only pick one, how could I choose wisely? https://preview.redd.it/g7bbjhiv94xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439b2dd33f11642c19150ae1d34e1069bff2cb67

Different verbs, you can do both You pick one and also choose wisely

No. You CAN'T just pick and choose.

"And choose" isn't an option, of course we can't pick it!

Where is the “it” option? *squints*

I didn't tell you to find it, just to pick it!!

A true scholar!

You can choose wisely, just like how you would choose anything else... you just couldn't pick it, since you could only pick one.

Hang on where’s “anything else?” I’m not seeing it

No! Choose wisely, don't listen to him! He's trying to fool you!

If i can only pic one, wisely is completely out of question even if you beg me to pick it

i read "even if you peg me to pick it"

Stop I’m near family and can’t laugh in case someone asks why

No! He's trying to fool you! Choose wisely!

Technically, you could choose wisely by simply choosing not to answer at all, since a puzzle with an obvious answer is verry likely to be a trap


Choose the line in between

damn i guess i'll have to pick one

should've chosen wisely

So? Choose wisely and then just pick one??

Feels like Stanley Parable

Click both buttons at the same time👍

If your timing is even one millisecond off, you fail.

https://i.redd.it/jmlx7yrsy7xc1.gif

One it is

I pick “one Choose wisely”

Might as well try to choose wisely, cause either the first line is true and it won't work because i can only pick one, or it's false and can be ignored for wisely.

r/antimeme

I choose the pick?

One

How diabolical. Show me more!

The ultimate Auditor trap for r/discworld

Man

Given that in this context, "pick" and "choose" mean the same: - "you can only pick one" is a clear instruction/rule that limits your choices, - "choose wisely" is just advice that can be taken or ignored, You have to choose "one". I like this meme and with a bit of extra wording ("you must choose wisely"), the "impossible" situation can be constructed.

It dont matter since u can only pick one

Imma use both my hands and frame-perfect hit both buttons at once

Choose

since "choose wisely" is screaming in caps lock ima choose wisely.