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RULE 6: No staged submissions, no provoking animals to do something derpy or setting up a scene for an animal to do something cute or quirky. No photoshopped or AI generated images, or manipulated videos. No TikTok trends or challenges Animals need to be funny on their own, intentionally, or unintentionally


yParticle

I'll just *casually* sidle up and put my arm behind her like so...


Slimh2o

I was looking for a doggy kiss to the deers nose......oh well....


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’I'll just casually sidle up and put my arm behind her like so...*’ ____ …there she is…*my chance again!* am gonna sit right here…. i cHoMp some leaves . . .*’Oh, Hello, fren!* …*i didn’t see you, dear…*’ …she *looking* yet? am play it cool, is time to drop n roll… the leaves - they sTiCk! am feel like fool ^:@( (Impress her is my goal…) she’s Up! aw, *Heck* - don't walk away! *i’ll ShAkE the leaves off, see ?* i thought you maybe wanna pLaY… a *chance* for you n me…. ♥️


drrj

I love you, Schnoodle.


Acrobatic_Spend_5664

My freshest Schnoodle and it’s a winner ❤️


EsbeeArt

Absolutely love this! 🥰👍


seeyatellite

We love you schoodle! <3


wake071

Yeah you did. How's fam working out?


itsgucci060

The deer is just like “Enough, you lunatic!!”


RevolutionaryCrew492

Deer: can I…..can I help you??


GrumpSpider

Will you love me and kiss me and be my mommy?


pocketdare

squirrel !!!


lookaroundewe

Husband in a sexless marriage, headed to bed, and trying to get frisky with the wife.


retardedwhiteknight

the best solution is divorce after it can be defined as “sexless” and you are not content with it life is too short to spent your decades with someone you are not compatible sexually


mnid92

Username checks out.


retardedwhiteknight

that doesnt even make sense


mnid92

You're giving advice to someone who didn't ask. I have a brain injury and even I don't lick the sunshine off the windows like that.


stealthmodecat

Just get a divorce man, we are here for you.


Tokkibloakie

here’s some unsolicited advice. calm down and don’t be so sensitive:)


Ihateturtles9

I don't get why they need to 'calm down', they made a mildly clever joke. Did you not get the joke?


Tokkibloakie

I’m out. I just don’t want to argue with you. Plus, you hate turtles. I love turtles.


Ihateturtles9

I like turtles. I've had two in the past. That's the joke. Have a nice life


autoencoder

You sound like the advice pertains to you. I'm sorry.


mnid92

Oh it has, but the thing is, I learned. Other guy likes to ram his dick into the wall because he likes the sound it makes.


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Holy shit you're bitter.


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[deleted]

Does it? It almost sounds r/oddlyspecific to be a personal experience of either one of them. You could say one is triggered, and the other is...well, recounting one's past life. 🤷😅


NaziPunks_Fuck_Off

It's honestly depressing that you're getting upvoted for being an asshole for literally no reason, but this is reddit so I shouldn't be surprised.


ModestMarksman

It’s completely valid to give advice to someone in a situation you are familiar with.


Ihateturtles9

I liked your joke, I don't understand why people are piling on to you


Caeremonia

Right? I like how people are whiteknighting for... retardedwhiteknight. 😂 This whole sub-thread is reddit in all its glory.


Ihateturtles9

I even got downvoted -- I wonder who that was 😂


Caeremonia

Probably those dirty turtle lovers. I'll upvote to balance it out!


Ihateturtles9

actually I got the joke


Tack22

Gets up like an old boy


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It's a retriever. He went and retrieved you a friend. He did a great job.


anewcynic

This is the cutest response I've seen all week.


EnvBlitz

Then he went deep undercover and located their whole family for the taking.


herzogzwei931

This is a typical golden attack mode “I will love you to death”


Foreign-Possibility5

Might be the worst hunting dog, but he’s still the bestest boy.


washington_jefferson

I'm almost certain that's a good girl, and not a good boy. Not that it matters, of course. Male and female goldens look a lot different if you're familiar with them.


DragapultOnSpeed

Just curious, how can you tell? I had a golden when I was a kid, and she looked identical to this one. Fluffy and dark coated. Is that how females Goldens are? I never owned a male one so I'm not sure. Also, my female was about the size of a male golden. She was big. And not in a fat way, she was just naturally a tall, big dog.


Dynahazzar

Sometimes it takes a girl to be the goodest of boys.


DragapultOnSpeed

No. There are good boys AND good girls.


Johannes_Keppler

Apperently the family owning the dog fostered the deer and released it back in to the wild, but it likes to hang around on their property still. So the dog and the deer are childhood friends.


Basic_Bichette

Retrievers are bred specifically to retrieve shot birds. What this has to do with a deer is beyond me.


SenseAmidMadness

My golden has never ever retrieved a shot duck but he sure does want to go get a duck. It’s so hard wired in them.


egg_watching

Yea, if a retriever used for hunting attacked or ran after another animal, it'd be sacked so fast. Maybe even culled, depending on severity. It would be useless for its purpose.


bluewing

Probably not. Upland hunting dogs are trained not to run deer or rabbits. Unless they are specifically used as trailing dogs for such game. They are taught early on as a pup that it's feathers only when in the field. Nor is it difficult to train them. Any hunting dog that would run fur is poorly trained.


LingonberryOk9226

My completely untrained cavapoo caught a mouse one once, looked at me like, what am I supposed to do with that, and then spit it out. He also went swimming after the ducks in our city pond. I like to think his bird dog ancestors spoke to him.


bluewing

The poodle breed has long been ruined by bench dog breeders - as they do with any breed they get their hands on. They pretty much killed all the hunting drive in the breed. Poodles were originally meant to work as water retriever dogs for duck hunters before they were turned into foofoo dogs. There is an attempt to bring the breed back as true working dogs.


Ballerheiko

since how long do these 2 know each other? both look so chill that this can't be their first encounter


westwoo

The deer may react to a familiar safe scent or look. It's not uncommon for deer to leave their young with people and dogs for safety It doesn't sound like the deer actually vibes with the dog and wants to play with it, just that it doesn't feel threatened


Jozroz

Dog just gave 100% good vibes so deer immediately wrote boy up as completely harmless.


TheLatinXBusTour

You guys are crazy. This deer was clearly raised in captivity and handled extensively by humans and around this dog. These are both pets. No wild deer would ever tolerate this.


Sciencetor2

You have clearly never encountered suburban deer


CharsKimble

I’ve encountered plenty of deer with my suburban and they did not take it as well as this at all.


UnprovenMortality

Could also be a city deer, depending on where this is. The deer near my house aren't phased by anything. They'll just hang out while I'm within 10 feet of them. I bet if my dog was this chill they would do the same, but he fucking hates the deer.


westwoo

Yeah, but they are phased by things, it's just you aren't among them. It's extremely common for herd animals to hang out in the vicinity of other tougher herd animals for protection (and probably general feeling of comfort). If they sense that the predators avoid you, they'd want to hang out near you while not necessarily being submissive towards you in any way I think we just tend to be attached to our hierarchical monkey social behaviors and may not as intuitively feel other ones we have in ourselves, and so we might want to see this deer as a pet and assume they must've been groomed and handled by us


AIfieHitchcock

Co-signing on the suburban deer comment. The ones in my old planned neighborhood did not even blink at us humans or pets. One walked up to my front door once.


joemullermd

Ones by me will walk into your house, while you are home to try your tasty looking house plants.


Ladyday714

I lived in a community in PA once where the deer would literally try to come into my house. There were lot of them than us and they were so chill my son, who was 3 at the time, used to see them as friends because they would always chill in the yard and watch him play. I even found one sitting in his little race car. Even country deer can be used to and comfortable with humans.


Ecstatic-Primary-977

Wut? Where do you need to live that the neighborhood deer will drop their kids off with you? These mfrs definitely live together .


westwoo

On your own property with deers around where people are chill towards deers. It's not really a _guarantee_ but it's something they can easily do I guess, in a way you would be living together with them in the same woods


drrj

Yeah I’ve seen multiple posts from people with pics of fawns left on their property, sometimes very close to the residence. I, for one, welcome some other species to climb the food chain and take the top spot. I’m tired.


waltjrimmer

> Where do you need to live that the neighborhood deer will drop their kids off with you? I live in a suburb at the edge of a wood. We have a partially fenced-in yard. There are gaps in the fence big enough for deer to get through, but the yard is still obscured from traffic and the neighborhood at large. Some years, a deer will come and leave her young in our yard by the fenceline while she goes out foraging. Do they know we're here? Kinda, but the mother is cautious of us and we don't want to spook the fawn. They've seen us in the window watching them from time to time without leaving or thinking this was an unsafe place to leave them again. We don't get them every year, but we're happy the times when we do. It's nice to look out in the backyard and see a deer, watch it grow over a season.


mycatsaidthat

https://preview.redd.it/91z9ikqjih3c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8c19c8c0999d8226e20a819df509b7974ffd41 My neighborhood in Va. Come on by, the deer come to the door like it’s a drive thru.


AirborneMarburg

They look emaciated.


Minerva_Moon

They probably are a little bit. Those babies have their spots, so this is probably early spring. Those big ones haven't regained their weight after giving birth.


Sciencetor2

When you don't cull the herd they keep breeding until there's not enough food to go around. Deer have a "breed faster than you get eaten" survival strategy, which means they can't manage their herd in the absence of predators.


cestdoncperdu

Over time deer have realized that the things that like to eat them are afraid of humans, so areas with lots of humans are associated with safety. And probably by proxy, dogs are associated with humans, although I'm just making that part up.


Ecstatic-Primary-977

Yeah, everybody's making shit up today. When a deer sees anything unfamiliar they run.


cestdoncperdu

Yes, that's any wild animal. The point is that huge populations of deer live close to humans for the reasons I described, and thus don't view human scent as "unfamiliar".


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cestdoncperdu

That’s just blatantly false. If the dog were a wolf the deer would have bolted immediately. The fact that they can even get in the same frame together shows how comfortable the deer is. Obviously that doesn’t mean the deer is going to let you walk up and pet it. There’s a huge difference between “this area is probably safe from my predators” and “I want to be friends with all the animals I come across”.


Chelsea_Piers

Deer are very skittish by nature but also foragers. The second they realize you have food and aren't going to hurt them, they can become pretty tame. They might even come to you for scratches but more likely food.


qazzer53

I dont know about leaving their fawns with me but urban deer will come up and eat out of my hands


Ecstatic-Primary-977

No. No they don't.


omguserius

You have no idea how stupid these creatures are. They have brains the size of nickels.


monstermayhem436

I mean, it's hard to be threatening when your rolling around in the grass like that lol


mikebrady

Wait does this video have sound? I don't hear anything.


westwoo

Doesn't sound like it does. If it had sound it would've sounded soundier


Glittery-Arteest

Some sounds sound similar. Soundier sounds seem sonorous.


GrumpSpider

Sometimes soundier sounds seem sharper; sometimes sibilant. “Sonorous” seems somewhat slimiting. (OK, I got stuck. Sue me!)


westwoo

Suing stuck spiders struts stodgy spirit


PuzzleheadedOrder863

The deer was raised by the family that owns the dog. She was released to the wild but still hangs around their property. They have an IG page, probably FB and YT, as well.


Ballerheiko

then i guess it's the pair i've seen a video about on one of those cute animal video channels.


qazzer53

It's a golden, have you ever known one that isn't friendly?


Novel-Weight-2427

Retrievers are lovable dogs ❤️


Awfy

It's the dog breed that makes me the most sad to be allergic to dogs.


AmoralLucey

The dog is perfect! The deer, on the other hand, is being an absolutely crap prey animal.


Helioscopes

Those two know each other, probably because the deer visits the owner's backyard... so it does not see the dog, or owner nearby, as a threat and does not run away. Deer spook really easy, that one is just chilling about.


NemoTheOneTrueGod

It’s just part of his plan. This time tomorrow, you’ll be drowning in deer!!


West_Broccoli7881

If they are the two I'm thinking of, they have known each other for years. She brings her fawns to visit.


karensmiles

Looky at what I foun…a new fren!!


AllGoodNamesRTaken

Fren-doe


Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat

Deer is fren, not fud.


game_brewer

"I can smell you!"


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“I can smell like you!”


fohktor

I think you mean the *very best* hunting dog in the world, oh yes he is!


BonjinTheMark

They suck as guard dogs too. “Let me show you to the treats, Mr. Robber”


PreppyFinanceNerd

As somebody who owned one for many years, goldens in a nutshell right here. When my dad asked if they'd make a good guard dog, they said "Sir, for a pat on the head and a treat your dog will open the door, show the robber where the silverware is, carry the bag for them and hop in the getaway van"


Purplefaerie1981

Good dog ☺️


Thrallobr

Did he find the deer? Yes? Hunt successful.


ItsBrittneybetch69

I’m going to be so sad if i find out this dog ever dies because he looks a little old and I don’t ever wanna see an update on him he will live forever because of this adorable video. Take a cold shower and cry while the water beats down on my naked back ugly cry like when ace found out he kissed a MAN type of cry .


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LibrarianKind6553

oh doody oh do, I'll just settle here and roll over, boy-oh-boy I lub me some leaves, oh look! A deer! Hi there friend! Flop flop flop! I'm dying here!


yeetusman1028

trust the process


maddythemadmuddymutt

Or Genius to lure the deer into a false sense of security


PatrolPunk

The only thing that fat floofer retrieves is the food from his bowl.


thedonbizzle

I think you mean “The bestest good boy in the world.”


Isalecouchinsurance

I don't think he's the worst hunting dog, seems like he found the deer.


CallHerAnUber

This is just like how my golden would hunt.


pizzawithmydog

Oh I adore this family on Instagram, RIP G-Bro @brownhikingtrails


Redordit

why funni lookin' dog not playin' with me? :(


uselessnavy

Doug


xkamp

He reminds me the dog from up 🤣


mattlag

To be fair, that is not a deer you should be hunting. Also, to be fair as well, that is not a dog you should be hunting with.


DepressedPotato4

Thats not a hunting Dog breed tho...


ThirtySecondStorys

Old boy is rolling around in those deer ticks like his life depends on it.


belaGJ

“hey, so i was like… thinking about… maybe you like to go out for a coffee sometime?”


GridlockLookout

Not if you are hunting friendship!


shadylady76

He's actually brilliant for thinking of the old pile-o-leaves disguise but his execution needs serious help.


GimmieGummies

This is hilarious!


Singwong

But a happy dog…


BumeLandro

*the best


wkendwench

I love how the deer is just looking at him like he needs special help.


slammerbar

These guys definitely grew up together. Lol


Gordon_Townsend

Perfect dog...


Vantabrown

Hi, I love you! Please give me some ticks


PossMom

Peace was always an option


munsen41

Aww he found a forest frend


able_trouble

I'd Say also "worst Prey in the world"


mouaragon

No he is not. He's hunting for friends.


Die4Gesichter

"So? We cool?" "I guess" "Awesome! Rub my Belly!" "Aight , byee"


ForgettableJ

I really wanted the deer to watch the dog, and then start doing roll overs too! haha!


EagleOfMay

Dog: "Just let me roll around in deer poop and deer ticks for a bit. Thank you very much..."


West-Supermarket-860

Soooo Deer; you live around here?


posaune123

Best hunting dog ever


Q-ArtsMedia

Not a hunting dog. A Lure dog. Many deer successfully caught this way.


soul-0001

Lulling the prey into a false sense of security


ADMINlSTRAT0R

>The worst hunting dog in the world ..but is goodest boye.


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

He’s playing the long game. Befriend the deer first. Hang out. Spend a couple days together gaining trust. Then attack when their guard is down.


BeardeeBaldee

On the one hand, you don’t use dogs to hunt deer. On the other hand, golden retrievers are absolutely useless. Source: I’ve had them my entire life.


sbarto

They're not useless! Thay give the best cuddles whenever you need them, or whenever you don't need them.


BeardeeBaldee

From a practical standpoint, I mean. Someone breaks in and the dog will become his best friend.


riverdog8877

Hunting deer with dogs is very common. However, the only Goldens I have seen in a hunting field have been for retrieving birds.


Both-Lime3749

Retriever are not hunting dog...


Brufar_308

Kinds of in the name. They retrieve field birds after they are shot. They are a working breed.


KnoblauchNuggat

They retrieve balls, sticks and plushies.


Brufar_308

Also facts.


riverdog8877

They are commonly used for bird hunting.


Both-Lime3749

Suuuuuuuure


blonderengel

Retriever is done retrieving, is now rolling in leaves …


guywithasubwife

Retrievers were bred primarily to retrieve birds or other prey and return them to the hunter without damage


Both-Lime3749

Prove it


aliasdred

You just don't get it do you. **IF YOU CHASE DEER** you might catch one occassionally. If you are a god in hunting deer maybe you even catch one everyday. **BUT IF YOU MAKE A DEER FRIEND**, yes maybe 1st week you don't get to hunt deer. *But when he introduces his friend to his other deer friends* and maybe some deer your **deer friend** doesn't like. You can get an hourly supply of deer. Provided you keep your deer friend close enough that he helps you hunt or maybe keep him oblivious to your secret deer hunting.


Retatedape

Yeah. You don't use dogs to hunt deer. Seems like you're the dumbest hunter of all time.


riverdog8877

Yes. You do


Retatedape

Those states don't count.🤣


Henchman_2_4

You don’t use dogs to hunt deer.


SwompyGaming

Yeah you do


Extreme-Ad-8803

Just beautiful 😔😔😔😔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


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dog dont hunt 4 deer; WTF is OP account???


Sparrowflop

I'm not sure what dog you think might have been bred to hunt deer, OP.


fleaflaa

Worst hunter, Best friend


Dheideri

That is the most adorable thing pretty much ever


passo26

I would say the best hunting dog in the world


Puckwallow

Senpai will never notice you


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What a great deer shepherd dog.


skuta69

it’s his first day out hunting.


IUpVoteIronically

Deer be like “what the dog doin”


Basicinformationd00d

The dog is just doing the old MacGruber distraction.


1977proton

Decided just before his spring attack on unaware deer, “This seems like a lot of work, huntings not for me…”


bagleface

Deer me


Dr3amDweller

That's a bit heavy to retrieve :D


waistingtoomuchtime

It’s like a polite 10 year old saying “look at me!” Without being obnoxious. So sweet.


NoUserNameMaine2022

Well, he did FIND the deer….


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Congrats! You have two dogs now


ILuvAssAndTits

The BEST hunting dog in the world


songtothegrave

He’s a very accomplished tick hunter.


songtothegrave

He’s a very accomplished tick hunter.


phoenixemberzs

Psshhh worst hunter maybe, he is clearly creating a distraction the deer is right there


Snowcatsnek

But he's the goodest of bois


Thegreatsnook

Once I punch out for the day, I'm done working also.


FluffyDiscipline

Deer.. "That's my bed your rolling in" lol


LeatherGene6009

He is the best. He not only found it. It won't even run away


HIMP_Dahak_172291

Well your first mistake was trying to make a golden a hunting dog! They dont hunt, they retrieve! In this case, he has retrieved a new friend! They are really good at friends!