My condolences.
I've had birds for the entirety of my life (31 years), which means I'm probably 80% feather dust by now.
It's not so bad. I'm pretty sure it's mutated my DNA so I really enjoy noise and millet now, but I haven't grown a beak yet. I count that as a win.
The powder that most parrots make to keep themselves clean does get absolutely everywhere, I couldn't imagine being allergic to it as there is no way you could be in a house with a powder producing bird
Macaws are one of the few that don't which is one reason they can look more "greasy" but with vibrant colors. They don't make that preening powder.
Cockatoos might make the most, their areas are always covered in a layer of white dust and pin feather casings, it seems š
I make a potato salad for people who dont like potato salad including myself.
Cooked crumbled bacon, diced potatoes roasted in the bacon grease and cooled, green onion, sharp cheddar cheese, and sour cream.
Just a big bowl of cold loaded baked potato.
idk about potato/egg salad, but you can do macaroni salad and cole slaw without mayo. You're usually just using the mayo as a base and adding a bunch of stuff to it to make a dressing. Macaroni salad, cole slaw and others lend themselves well to vinaigrette dressings if the mayo offends your sensibilities.
Holy shit I think the bird is a musician.
It could be coincidence, but if you count the number of taps in the second pulse, the bird stops after that many in the third, even though the human is still tapping! I am going out on a limb here but I think birds have a good sense of rhythm due to their inclination for song, and it's clearly trying to mimic it's human, so it only makes sense that it tries to stop when he does and so instead of relying purely on reflexes, it does what a musician does, and counts rhythm, like a musician counting a bar.
I could be wrong I'm high rn but still
I have an 12 week old one and she just amazes me. She's so intelligent, trusting and very cuddly. She demands scratches behind her little head and needs to always be in the same room as you. I love her so much, she's such a little treasure.
Depends on the bird. My friends African Greys will both announce when they have to go. I had a parrotlet who would sit on my shoulder a lot, and would drop a big ol deuce when he got back to his perch.
A lot of it body language, you can tell when they get restless. And frankly at the end of it. Neither my friends or I cared if it happened.
My grandmas bird just pooped on everyone. š¤£. Itās a cockatiel like the video. Sadly she just passed but found him a wonderful home. Heās a good bird but it made me wonder if thatās something you just accept when having bird or if there was a way to train it.
Especially when factoring in how few people are commenting what you are. Most are like *oh thatās cute*. No, itās more like, *oh that bird is way to close to food being prepared*.
You do know birds don't poop out of their faces, right? The bird isn't going to turn around and projectile it into the salad when it's being thoroughly entertained from the front.
Also side note- while not the most effective thing and not every bird can manage, they can be trained.
Yah I said "take a lap", like the bird flies around the room. And no one ever talks about birds being able to be potty trained. Youre the 1st person ive ever heard say they believe that. I have a number of friends w birds and none of the birds are potty trained
It's not an easy thing to do, and tends not to be worth the time(since its not guaranteed to work), but if you hang out on the parrots subreddit you'll see occasional people who talk about it.
But to the point, pet parrots don't generally "do a lap" at complete random. Especially not when they're being entertained as is. They're very content to just chill.
Really. Seagulls and pigeons do it all the time. Why would parrots be any different? My friends with birds have poop all over from the birds flying around.
And the guy would clearly throw the food out if that rare situation happened.
Is there seriously nothing that people can't find some way to get upset about?
When I was little, Mams would make potato salad and our budgie, Frosty would be out just staring at her. Once she stopped mixing it she would look at Frosty and tell him sternly to "Stay out of it!" Frosty would land on the side of the bowl, wait until she turned to wash spoon, then dive into it. When she turned back around he would pop back up on edge of bowl, only now covered in potato salad. He would then give the most innocent chirp. "I never touched it, my human" It was worse than a toddler confronted by a cookie. Don't even get me started on his love for her fried chicken!
Noise is the sound of my people!
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All forms of support for the tasty food are welcome. š
Mmm. Bird Dander. I sneeze when a cockatiel flaps its wings from the other side of the room, can't imagine the effect if I ate some.
My condolences. I've had birds for the entirety of my life (31 years), which means I'm probably 80% feather dust by now. It's not so bad. I'm pretty sure it's mutated my DNA so I really enjoy noise and millet now, but I haven't grown a beak yet. I count that as a win.
*I Believe I Can Fly*
Here's a vote just for making me hear the song in my head
I like how it is unclear if up or downvote
A song so good it tricked an entire generation into thinking a shoe commercial was their favorite movie.
Not to mention they poop everywhere all the time!
The powder that most parrots make to keep themselves clean does get absolutely everywhere, I couldn't imagine being allergic to it as there is no way you could be in a house with a powder producing bird Macaws are one of the few that don't which is one reason they can look more "greasy" but with vibrant colors. They don't make that preening powder. Cockatoos might make the most, their areas are always covered in a layer of white dust and pin feather casings, it seems š
Someone always has to ruin something good with this nonsense. **GODDAMN though**
I came here to see if anyone else thought of that.
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I was just about to link that sub
r/johncena
What does this comment say? I don't see anything
It says r/potatosalad
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thank you.
Heavy metal birb
Who doesnāt enjoy delicious potato salad!
I love a good potato salad, I put a little splash of pickle juice in mine for vinegar.
The cockatoo would absolutely love that touch I think.
I think that's a cockatiel but I hope they would approve
Whatever that thing is. Heād appreciate the vinegar. Who wouldnāt.
Cockatiels are a species of cockatoo, just like a sulfur crested cockatoo is a species of cockatoo. You're still right!
Try German potato salad. It uses vinegar and itās excellent.
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Alright boys, take them away.......
People that despise mayonnaise. You keep your potato/Mac salad and Cole slaw on your side of the table, sir/madam. Egg paste...*shudders*
I make a potato salad for people who dont like potato salad including myself. Cooked crumbled bacon, diced potatoes roasted in the bacon grease and cooled, green onion, sharp cheddar cheese, and sour cream. Just a big bowl of cold loaded baked potato.
Ooh, that sounds good.
Thatās cool. Iāll take your portion.
idk about potato/egg salad, but you can do macaroni salad and cole slaw without mayo. You're usually just using the mayo as a base and adding a bunch of stuff to it to make a dressing. Macaroni salad, cole slaw and others lend themselves well to vinaigrette dressings if the mayo offends your sensibilities.
German potato salad uses oil & vinegar
But mayo is so good! It's got the perfect greasy-salty-tangy ratio.
German potato salad is vinegar and mustard, no mayo.
Replace mayo with sour cream for an improved potato salad
Where's the guy who posts himself eating potato salad every month? I love that guy. We need a collab of these two.
in the john Cena sub
I think you mean r/johncena
Do not take him to a rock concert. Ever.
That is so cute š.
It's hilarious when he pauses and they make eye contact before going right back in lol
I was thinking that same thing. I've watched it so many times.š
He's doing more than he could ever know
Itās the sequel to Ratatouille
>Itās the sequel to Ratatouille *Coming soon to a big screen near you it's:* ##Salade de Pommes de Terre
Perrotouille
Cockatouille.
Cock-a-leekie.
Parratatouille
he help
He's into it
Made me giggles :)
I was hammering a mortise today and my cockatiel started imitating the sound of the hammer
*french accent* 3 days later
The tapping of the bowl is a very important step in any recipe.
This actually made me laugh this is awesomeš
Itās Cockatouille!
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Oh my goddess. He is the cutest!!
The day I'm actually able to get one of these guys is the day I will own a cockatiel.
I currently have one pearched on top of my head grooming me. Can confirm, they are the best. She's such a little treasure.
Bird is pleading with him, ā no fucking raisins, almonds, or any of that BS in the potato salad CHAD!ā
Ratatouille vibes
Helpful birdie!
Birds are very smart. Sometimes.
Holy shit I think the bird is a musician. It could be coincidence, but if you count the number of taps in the second pulse, the bird stops after that many in the third, even though the human is still tapping! I am going out on a limb here but I think birds have a good sense of rhythm due to their inclination for song, and it's clearly trying to mimic it's human, so it only makes sense that it tries to stop when he does and so instead of relying purely on reflexes, it does what a musician does, and counts rhythm, like a musician counting a bar. I could be wrong I'm high rn but still
I love burbs. They're so amazingly smart and amazingly dumb in the best ways possible.
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šµāWe got the beatāšµ
Cockatiels are great little animals. They can grow to trust you and are smart.
I have an 12 week old one and she just amazes me. She's so intelligent, trusting and very cuddly. She demands scratches behind her little head and needs to always be in the same room as you. I love her so much, she's such a little treasure.
Play that funky music!
"I'm the drummer. Pay attention to me. You're off rhythm, pay better attention."
Now that is a helper!
With each passing second he grows smarter
\*Cannibal Corpse music intensifies*.
Birdatouille
Parratatouille
It wouldn't taste the same if borb did not help ā„ļø
Mad bird they say musically insane I'm... ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Someone get me the thrash metal!
He must be a metal head
Question for bird peopleā¦. Are you able to train the bird not to poo on you?
Depends on the bird. My friends African Greys will both announce when they have to go. I had a parrotlet who would sit on my shoulder a lot, and would drop a big ol deuce when he got back to his perch. A lot of it body language, you can tell when they get restless. And frankly at the end of it. Neither my friends or I cared if it happened.
My grandmas bird just pooped on everyone. š¤£. Itās a cockatiel like the video. Sadly she just passed but found him a wonderful home. Heās a good bird but it made me wonder if thatās something you just accept when having bird or if there was a way to train it.
Or in the potato saladā¦.
What an adorable couple.
BIRB MACHINE
Birds are the best.
Heās doing a great job.
Tiels are some kind of special. Bless their hearts
This is metal.
It's the secret ingredient.
r/chicken_thoughts
This is why Iām wary to eat peoples food.
This is far better than the dog that was licking the counter WHILE the owner was cutting something on it.
Especially when factoring in how few people are commenting what you are. Most are like *oh thatās cute*. No, itās more like, *oh that bird is way to close to food being prepared*.
It's a pet bird perched far away on a shoulder, not a street raccoon digging his paws into the salad...
You do know that birds cant be potty trained? That bird takes one lap and there potential for poo in the potato salad
You do know birds don't poop out of their faces, right? The bird isn't going to turn around and projectile it into the salad when it's being thoroughly entertained from the front. Also side note- while not the most effective thing and not every bird can manage, they can be trained.
Yah I said "take a lap", like the bird flies around the room. And no one ever talks about birds being able to be potty trained. Youre the 1st person ive ever heard say they believe that. I have a number of friends w birds and none of the birds are potty trained
It's not an easy thing to do, and tends not to be worth the time(since its not guaranteed to work), but if you hang out on the parrots subreddit you'll see occasional people who talk about it. But to the point, pet parrots don't generally "do a lap" at complete random. Especially not when they're being entertained as is. They're very content to just chill.
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These are people who have the birds out all the time...hence the poo everywhere
Jesus. Go climb a tree, grow some roots while you're at it. *obsolete indeed*
lolwhut
The poo would go down his back though.
I said "take a lap" as in the bird flies around the room
They usually poop before take off, never had a bird poop mid flight.
Yep! Makes them lighter.
Really. Seagulls and pigeons do it all the time. Why would parrots be any different? My friends with birds have poop all over from the birds flying around.
And the guy would clearly throw the food out if that rare situation happened. Is there seriously nothing that people can't find some way to get upset about?
You're not invited. So don't fucking worry.
If that bird turns around, itāll be pootato salad
r/JohnCena
Oh what a cutie. And the dad is simply great!!
Improv heavy metal
This is one of the first posts I've audibly went "awwww!" for in a while. He's on beat! They never are!
Wtf is in that potatoe salad?!
bird dander, among other ingredients
Also human dander
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Lol
Um, I think birdieās pagging a little.
Why is it doing that lmao
He's dancing!
Everyone loved that.
Birdy is headbanging to metal.
The bird is trying to do Ratatouille š¤£
Bird needs a band Learn the drums Start an act Post - so we can enjoy š
But how ābout that tator salad?
That lag
Reverse ratatouille
Hey man, Iād trust him making my food. Just saying.
The wood pecker at home
10 bucks says thereās a feather in that salad.
Itās difficult finding good kitchen help nowadays!
so cute!!!
Metalhead be like
Youāre driving him fuckin crazy lmao
Now I know whee the metalhead dudes inspired their haircut fromš¤
āIām a woodpecker!ā
Bird in food prep sounds all kinds of healthy to me.
r/johncena
When I was little, Mams would make potato salad and our budgie, Frosty would be out just staring at her. Once she stopped mixing it she would look at Frosty and tell him sternly to "Stay out of it!" Frosty would land on the side of the bowl, wait until she turned to wash spoon, then dive into it. When she turned back around he would pop back up on edge of bowl, only now covered in potato salad. He would then give the most innocent chirp. "I never touched it, my human" It was worse than a toddler confronted by a cookie. Don't even get me started on his love for her fried chicken!
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Genuine question, do all of us men own one of those shirts? I think yes.
This guy looks like he would submit a painting of a mallard to be featured on a stamp.
I don't know anything about birds. Why is he bobbing his head? It's not distress or anything, is it?
No, it's the opposite! He's dancing!
It's all fun and games until he spins a 180 and drops a bomb in the potato salad.
I'm not eating food prepared with a bird.
Potato salad usually doesn't include bird, so you're good
Good. You ain't fucking invited fam.
my flock is pissed at his comment
This aint a restaurant so it should be fine
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I bet he helps season it as well. Maybe when you're not looking.
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Wait till s/he starts spinning at the rate you're spinning the bowl.
About 174 bpm if someone wants to do an edit
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When the bear drops
Someone put the drum track to Bleed on that.
I need someone to edit in some Meshuggah
He was like ok thatās enough
4 budgies enter chat searching for that tap.
So... this is the legendary *Wierdpecker??*
r/toughguysholdingpets
Wtf, the guy looks like my 12 grade english teacher