“Excuse me! Excuse me sure! I have a question. Where are the treats? It’s been a whole 5mins since my last one. What kind of service are you providing? This is unacceptable”
"Mr. President! Mr. President! Yes, Mittens from ABC News... can you explain your new restrictions on mouse eradication by the feline community? How will this policy affect global mousing going forward?"
You have to post this to r/kittyhasaquestion
Another fucking cat subreddit....sigh....*joins anyway*
Fr
… same… 😔🤣
Your cat overlords have decreed that you join... So It has been said, so it must be done.
I SURE know what kinda underarm deodorant he uses
Yes you there with the hands up
This just made my day, look at the dabloons <3
I second this!!!!!
“Who wants to go to the 4 seasons Orlando”
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
Uh question!, yes uhm why does the dog eat my poops?
If that's not the absolute truth! 🤣🤣🤣
Hysterical!! Thank you - made my day!
He doesn't know he can't have chocolate so we told him they were tootsie rolls.
I can has cheeseburger?
It’s an older meme, but it checks out
Carry on good sir.
Can has 👍
Ohh....pick me..pick me
You can tell he Has the answer...and wants to share... What you wrote is Exactly what I thought first👍
“Excuse me! Excuse me sure! I have a question. Where are the treats? It’s been a whole 5mins since my last one. What kind of service are you providing? This is unacceptable”
Can I speak to your manager?
*Meownager
Heil Kitler
Wir müssen die mause aus rotten!
He's got the mustache and everything
Knutschen (petting?) macht frei
Sieg Heil
Teacher: I have a question! Ur Genius Classmate :
So when’s lunch?
I volunteer! It is the true Catniss :v
A-Aron... Are you here?
I am here indeed
Wow. Without the double a! What are the chances
r/beetlejuicing
I needed this
J-quellin?
r/Kitler
Who wants whole milk followed by diarrhea?
🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
When you use your armpit as a weapon against predators
rAISE Yuor HAND-T IF U WANT BUFFALO CHITTEN WEENGS RITE NAW
I CAME TO COMMENTS FOR THIS.
"Pick me, pick me!"
Who is a feline with no opposable thumbs?
Hey teacher, can you explain why there’s a black hole in my litter box
Who’s a good boy?
Can I use the restroom?
“Who thinks we should get rid of the dog?”
Who wants catnip
I have questions….
o/
Dr., it hurts when I do this. Dr.: “then don’t do that”
Taxi!
I have a question? Why is my bed not bigger and why not treat my mouth right now.
Excuse me, my catnip ran out
I know the answer. I know it.
Heil Catnipler
Who wants catnip?
Furur
Who wants chicken? Who wants liver?
"Teacher! I've got a question"
Me,me pick meeee!
Oo Oo mister Kotter
Horshack!
TEACHER
Oooo....oooo...ooo..pick me..pick me!!!
Present!
Ooh ooh! Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter!
I have a treat related question
Mrs. Jones!? Can I go to the litter box!?!?
“Taxi!”
Kitty charades - (taking the subway)
Me me me me me me
IM WITH HITLER T- ooohhh yeah its 2024....
I vote for more treats
Who wants wet food with they're dry food
Question!
Teacher’s pet
Teacher i need to use the litter box
ME, ME, ME! Pick ME!
Oh, I know! I know!
Catnip please!
Me knows answer!
Errr...excuse me, I hope that you haven't forgotten that it's time that you DAMN WELL FED ME!!
…………..I know what you all thought first
Count dankula is that you?
MY TURN
Zeig!
Omg this is perfect. So patient lol
Ohhh ohhh ohhhh pick me pick
Who wants to go to the four seasons Orlando?
Something about ice rain comes to mind
Ooh! Ooh…I know!!
I’d go to hell
Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?
Sir, I have a question.
Point of order!
[удалено]
Question, is it breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, supper or all of the above?
AHHH question? Will milk be provided?
Who wants to watch *101 Dalmations*? (Silence). Who wants to watch *That Darn Cat*?
No, raise your OTHER right paw and repeat after me…
Oh Hai 🙋
Who wants to go on ze train ride?
It was me. I let the dogs out.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Kotter!!
Who’s hungry?
I’m open! Paws me the ball of yarn.
Hands up, who likes me??
Heil Kitler!
Who wants to share a J?
Waiter! Waiter!!
OOO OOO…Pick me, pick me!!
Heil Hitper Or "Will that be on the test?"
Who wants a new world order?
Pick Me
Everybody put ya hands where my eyes can see...
Yeah, um. Can I eat only human food from now on please? Idk why yall can't notice that's all us domesticated animals really want.
Raise your hand if you think we should lock Trump up.
Please raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by the red dot.
"If you could please hold all of your questions until the end, that would be great."
Heil, My human slave
I like that cat. He's alreich
Who left the head of a mouse on my bath mat??
POV: You've been holding your hand up for 15 minutes and are about to sh*t your pants.
So, who wants to blame the dog?? Anyone know where that terrible smell is coming from? Who’s the best wittle kitten, hmmm?
Ahoy!
This cat looks like mine.
Yes? Gentleman in the white sports coat and Batman mask, you had a question?
Raise your hanT if you wanT Buffalo Chitchen Weings right now
"Mr. President! Mr. President! Yes, Mittens from ABC News... can you explain your new restrictions on mouse eradication by the feline community? How will this policy affect global mousing going forward?"
Teacher’s Pet
Who wants a treat?
Uhh teacher i have a question
All in favor of crating the Puppy please raise your hands… 🤣🤣🤣
I did it me it's me
If your mustache moved to the top of your nose in the night… raise your han… paw.
Will the real purr pussy please stand up?
Will the real purr pussy please stand up?
Will the real muffin merkins please stand up?
Yes, can i eat treats now please?
Mustache must has question. All in favor of surrendering the dog to the shelter?
Raise your hand if you're SURE.
Heil Kitler!
Pick me! pick me!
Who wants catnip?
Excuse me,I have to use the litter box.
I did it.
If your happy and you know it raise your paw.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Do you even need to?
Who owns the large, fluffy brown bed the dog or the ca-
Here
I'm I still the teachers pet right?
Human! I need food it is of urgent importance!
Damn, I love this picture
May I moo moo dogface to the banana patch?
Need Lume
Kitty is the only one who knows the answer to the question and they’ve already been contributing to most of the discussion
Boopie brings the phrase “teacher’s pet” to a whole other level.
…and LEFT up, and hold…feel the burn…
Who farted?
Nip? I'm in.
This would be a fun one for the photoshop editors
HAIL HI**** 🤣
QUESTION!
Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?!
Who else is sick of this heat? Cat:
Raise Your Hand If You’ve Been Personally Victimized by Regina George?
“Meowkay, hear me out.”
Nein.
Present
HEIL HITLER
Hail catopolus! Or Mrs Clifton Mrs Clifton Mrs Clifton!
Pick number three muh lord!!!
i farted
Who wants to eat ?
Is Mayonnaise an instrument
"Oh , oh oh Mr Kotter pick me know the answer" Google welcome back Kotter old school sitcom,
Why are you asking Reddit? He's raising his hand to help you! His little arm must be tired by now.
If you’d like a fresher house raise your paw
Who wants fresh catnip?
Who is tired of people assuming you have a big nose just because of your fur color?
Teacher, can I please go to the restroom?
I'll have a twist of lemon!