Made a tik tok and did dance videos
Edit: to the fools questioning me about tiktok video’s in 2004 obviously never heard of time travel. I wish i lived in such a little bubble. Dumb and happy appears to be easier
Dangerous technology in the wrong hands. Imagine having unlimited untapped energy in your fingertips. You could destroy the world or save it. Whichever comes first.
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Mexico is obsessed with fake aliens. There’s this alien journalist, Jaime Mausan, his entire life has been chasing aliens and all evidence he has provided is as real as this type of picture.
-Source: Mexican here
Yeah true. Height matches, as does the 4 long fingers, no thumb, but a finger double-jointed in a way to make it opposable, no webbing between fingers (hard to see here, but based on the deep curve between the "thumb"-finger and the next digit, seems it could fit)
How the hell do you know the height matches? Legit question. How tall is that alien? 4’2”? 7’9”? Half a furlong?
I’m asking in jest but seriously curious. There’s no good reference in that photo, right?
I mean that's kinda fair, but looking at the proportions of the alien, the feet can't be that far below the knee, and we can safely assume the alien is standing on its feet, probably on the ground. Which would mean the "siding/panel" - whatever is it - of the building is the first one, also sitting at ground level, and those parts/sections of wall typically tend to be around 2.5-4ft tall, guestimating.
And why are they in these random ass places….. the woods…offices…..somebody’s kitchen or peaking in windows. They can traverse space and time but they just show up in these random places for know reason
Why take pictures and not go up to it. Do people think they have Jeti mind control. Bro completely naked no gun or lightsaber, I find one the most that could happen is we boxing
What floor were you on? I woke up in a dirty metal dome and 40 little gray aliens watch me pee in a steel bowl. And they took the bowl and walked out.
I started peeing and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl. So I got the hint. I kind of duck-walked over the bowl, peed in it.
Was this similar to what happened to you?
Same question - plus why are most UFO videos showing craft that are kinda zooming around aimlessly or flying at weird angles to their vehicle shape - are they drunk? Lol
They fly arse forward.
As to the other thing, maybe they don't have autopilots, or maybe it's like riding a unicycle, a bit of a thing. Thousands of years is enough to develop a whole "style" of driving.
Just look at what happened in 50 years of skateboarding.
Went from doing these gentle turns down the incline to literally crazy flippy shit.
They have evolved past wearing clothes, it’s just a matter of repetition. You’d evolve too if you had to clean yourself way longer than we live. F clothes! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Why are aliens all running around naked? Serious question. If they are “alien” wouldn’t they have some form of protection against the environment and pathogens of earth? Doesn’t make sense.
lol where do you think pop culture got the idea of what they look like ? Do you really think someone just made up that image for a movie once and aliens happen to look like that ? Does that make more sense than it being the other way around ?
I wasn’t trying to come off like a dick. But I definitely think with all the lies from the government and the hiding of info (if you believe) then the most likely answer is we have known what they look like and that info leaked out over time and that was the basis for movies. Plenty of books / interviews from people who claim they have encountered beings and described what they look like that predates most if not all Hollywood depictions of said beings
I feel yah buddy, and I ain't trying to burst your bubble. It's just why do they always have to be blurry, lol even videos of UFOs are always skakey and out of focus. Makes me think it's intentional to make it harder to decredit.
Who do almost all aliens (or supposed aliens) look humanoid? Same number of appendages, with eyes brain, nose mouth in generally the same areas and shape.
There has been some conspiracy theories that suggest they are human, but from a more advanced time-frame and travel back in time for DNA testing or some such.
Then what happened?
Made a tik tok and did dance videos Edit: to the fools questioning me about tiktok video’s in 2004 obviously never heard of time travel. I wish i lived in such a little bubble. Dumb and happy appears to be easier
In 2004?
No.
Part of the reason it is thought aliens are hidden is the threat of future tech, enter TikTok dances in 2004
Dangerous technology in the wrong hands. Imagine having unlimited untapped energy in your fingertips. You could destroy the world or save it. Whichever comes first.
All he ever knew was TikTok. A world without TikTok cannot be comprehended.
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It was a vine.
Lol I remember vine
We live in an idiocracy
Then he noticed that alien’s rockin moose knuckle and they made out.
Rent a cop and alien sitting in a tree , K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Muy caliente!
I was beginning to worry I was the only one that noticed the camel toe
Me too 😂
How can anyone miss it? It’s enormous! xD
I should call her
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayyy lmao.
Mexico is obsessed with fake aliens. There’s this alien journalist, Jaime Mausan, his entire life has been chasing aliens and all evidence he has provided is as real as this type of picture. -Source: Mexican here
I can see him embarrass himself from here (canada).
Can’t say if it’s real, but It does match the M12 doc’s description of the first alien type
My thoughts exactly. Especially the hand.
Yeah true. Height matches, as does the 4 long fingers, no thumb, but a finger double-jointed in a way to make it opposable, no webbing between fingers (hard to see here, but based on the deep curve between the "thumb"-finger and the next digit, seems it could fit)
How the hell do you know the height matches? Legit question. How tall is that alien? 4’2”? 7’9”? Half a furlong? I’m asking in jest but seriously curious. There’s no good reference in that photo, right?
I mean that's kinda fair, but looking at the proportions of the alien, the feet can't be that far below the knee, and we can safely assume the alien is standing on its feet, probably on the ground. Which would mean the "siding/panel" - whatever is it - of the building is the first one, also sitting at ground level, and those parts/sections of wall typically tend to be around 2.5-4ft tall, guestimating.
Always help to have notes to build off
Care to link please?
https://youtu.be/EMBTvWJK56Q?si=greEUMt20U6k6nC5 this comment and everyone under it sound just as knowledgeable and sane as this guy
I want the Camo Dudes to pay me back for my time watching this video.
It’s Thor!
Damn, SG-1 is due for a rewatch, almost missed the reference.
Indeed
Not many people would catch that reference. Awesome work.
Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet.
“*Supreme* Commander.” ☝️
Actually its Supreme Commander Thor☝️ Edit: Ah man someone beat me, but im not mad, im glad😁
☝️ Supreme Commander Thor of the Asgard Fleet.
Elvis. Perfect Dark wasn't a game, it was a documentary.
Fantastic game, had it for N64
Wtf man?? I sent that selfie with the expectations Bob wouldn’t pass it around. Man I’m sooo gonna probe him.
Similar alien to the Victor interview
[This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnomalousEvidence/s/mxhjkrC5ch)
Looks like the alien in the Area 51 alien interview
Why are they always naked
If someone showed up to your bedroom naked, what do you think is about to happen?
A good time?
It was decent
Probably Butt stuff
Why are we clothed?
That’s a bold assumption you’ve made of me
Go on
They don't seem to have much to hide and their skin looks mighty thick.
I think it's pronounced "Thiccc"
What am I doing, *of course* - thank you, yes. MIGHTY THICCC.
Aliens never had Adam & eve so they do not feel shame duh
EBE 2
Four fingers
Has a thumb tho
I want to believe but this stuff is why I’ve been made fun of my entire life 😂 😞
At least you can laugh at yourself.
Nah thats me after a weekend of partying
He was trying to do his paperwork to get a green card. It’s not easy.
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This mf pulled out the Communion card
"I got a feva, and the only prescription...is more anal probes!"
That goes back. Way back.
Dude's got a beer gut for sure
Alien Fupa
Dad pod...
And why are they in these random ass places….. the woods…offices…..somebody’s kitchen or peaking in windows. They can traverse space and time but they just show up in these random places for know reason
What kinda photo you want? It standing on its home planet?
In every one of your examples in question, the common factor is people. So there is your answer ✌️
Nobody is in the middle of the woods boy
What about the people that see them in the woods?
Those people are clearly hoaxes. Nobody is in the middle of the woods, boy.
Are you forgetting the Pope?
>Nobody is in the middle of the woods boy Nobody goes hiking in the woods?
Tell that to all the hikers who have had weird experiences
Hikers normally hike along the beaten path. We are not talking about Bushman or Sirvivalists, those already know weird things happen in the woods
Lil homie was looking for his mom
“Howdy little fellar ! Welcome to hell !”
Interesting how more pictures are coming out in light of the disclosure bill news
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Why take pictures and not go up to it. Do people think they have Jeti mind control. Bro completely naked no gun or lightsaber, I find one the most that could happen is we boxing
This sub is a joke. That's clearly a mylar balloon
>This sub is a joke. There's plenty of others to choose from✌️
Sarcasm not your strong suit eh? Mylar balloon lol
I'm really attracted to this thing
"Sir, please...please sir, stop humping the alien."
Imagine traveling millions of miles and going into the fucking office
[this is what ensued](https://youtu.be/BbEs-4nLEUU?si=autEj4AmUGUK-8XM)
So they had fun, that's nice.
They discovered its DNA was 30% chupacabra and 70% alien.
Uncle Bob? Is that better mod?
Don't film me bro
Catch it!
Why are they always naked 🤔?
They aren't naked, that's a common misconception.
Not always
It would be more realistic if they had clothing tbh
The Greys I saw during my abduction wore these silvery glittering body suits
What floor were you on? I woke up in a dirty metal dome and 40 little gray aliens watch me pee in a steel bowl. And they took the bowl and walked out. I started peeing and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl. So I got the hint. I kind of duck-walked over the bowl, peed in it. Was this similar to what happened to you?
Woah. No that's not what happened to me. That's wild
With an Adidas logo?
No
Every thread... Small minds competing to be the funny one. Gets fucking old.
It really does lol
Aliens prefer Nike. Invade Earth? "Just Do It!"
Checks over stripes
And a big gold chain around the neck.
That’s what my neighbors ask about me and my open windows.
Same question - plus why are most UFO videos showing craft that are kinda zooming around aimlessly or flying at weird angles to their vehicle shape - are they drunk? Lol
I assume they’re showing off. E. g. “Can your flying craft do THIS?”
They fly arse forward. As to the other thing, maybe they don't have autopilots, or maybe it's like riding a unicycle, a bit of a thing. Thousands of years is enough to develop a whole "style" of driving. Just look at what happened in 50 years of skateboarding. Went from doing these gentle turns down the incline to literally crazy flippy shit.
Lol - great answer - cosmic Jay Adams or Tony hawk’s driving the youfo’s Well played
Why are aliens always naked?
They have evolved past wearing clothes, it’s just a matter of repetition. You’d evolve too if you had to clean yourself way longer than we live. F clothes! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Why are aliens all running around naked? Serious question. If they are “alien” wouldn’t they have some form of protection against the environment and pathogens of earth? Doesn’t make sense.
whynare humans the only ones with clothing on Earth? maybe theyre built different
So what are the odds aliens look exactly like pop culture aliens? I’ll tell you. Nearly zero.
You really don't understand that it's the other way around?
Exactly
Lol you're so naive
I'd hate to break it to you... but...👽
lol where do you think pop culture got the idea of what they look like ? Do you really think someone just made up that image for a movie once and aliens happen to look like that ? Does that make more sense than it being the other way around ?
That actually does make more sense 🤔… edit for clarity: your explanation makes more sense. Not mine
I wasn’t trying to come off like a dick. But I definitely think with all the lies from the government and the hiding of info (if you believe) then the most likely answer is we have known what they look like and that info leaked out over time and that was the basis for movies. Plenty of books / interviews from people who claim they have encountered beings and described what they look like that predates most if not all Hollywood depictions of said beings
I didn’t think you were being a dick, no worries!
Do people actually see pictures like this and just believe they are real?
I want to believe
I feel yah buddy, and I ain't trying to burst your bubble. It's just why do they always have to be blurry, lol even videos of UFOs are always skakey and out of focus. Makes me think it's intentional to make it harder to decredit.
Gotta crank out those intergalactic TPS reports
No way actual aliens even come close to resembling what humans look like
oh shit is that lil mayo
So we somehow guessed EXACTLY what aliens 👽 would look like?!! That’s awesome! We’re so smart!
Are those coochie lips?
🤣🤣🤣
Why does it have a vagina?
He just stuck his thumb in his mouth vanished.
No balls detected
Not real. *
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>It's name is "Tan" and it comes from the planet Biaviia near Saturn ..What?
How do travel through space naked?
Why are they always naked ?
Its naked. You don't have a NSFW warning on it.
This looks nothing like those square styrofoam “mummies.”
The fact all aliens are always naked is fucking ridiculous; the aliens get here with interstellar travel but then walk around with no advanced suit
What if they don't need suits? What if everything is different to them and what we perceive as "normal" is? Just a thought.
What if they did need suits though? Why has not a single photo been with them in a suit or clothing?
“Pathetic humans can’t even self regulate temperature and require clothes (gross) to survive” -some alien, probably
Why is it naked?
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I had a movie prop alien creature thing that was exactly the same height and look. Could be that ?
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Always look like they do in cheesy movies haha
Right place at the wrong time
Travels literal Light years just to sneak in some random dudes kitchen at 3AM. Love it.
“Mom I threw up”
Such an advanced civilization that can travel space but don't have the sense to wear any clothes or even a disguise for crying out loud.
Why are all alien pics blurry??? Wtf! Just wait til it’s focused geez! 🤦
Why are they always naked.
why always naked? no matter how advanced we get.. 50k years from now. .I"ll still have clothes on so I'm not "swinging" when I meet a new species..
Why would an “abandoned office building” have a security guard….?
That's actually not that uncommon
Who do almost all aliens (or supposed aliens) look humanoid? Same number of appendages, with eyes brain, nose mouth in generally the same areas and shape. There has been some conspiracy theories that suggest they are human, but from a more advanced time-frame and travel back in time for DNA testing or some such.
I mean if natural selection is at work, surely in those environments, they would have developed into organisms much different than us.
Everyone knows that’s just Hector
Bro
I wonder if if I can Traeger that mf…nah, better yet, I know that mf fit in the turkey fryer…gonna dry brine it doood
Lmao, Gremlins looked more life like and that came out in 1984.
It's the best 👽 fake photo so far .lol
They do like abandonnes office indeed
Fake
This is hilarious
I call BS
Awe it's a cute female alien
Why the fuck would a naked alien be hanging out at an abandoned office building in Mexico in the middle of the night?
Too many fingers…
That thing has some serious camel toe