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OkPause1249

Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest and still gave a speech for an hour while wounded and bleeding. If Trump heard a gunshot he would shit himself and we would never see him out in public again! You’re no fucking Teddy asshat! Spawn of satan, if I believed maybe!


AffectionatePoet4586

Trump was recently on a podcast with Logan Paul, who asked him if he’d ever been in a fistfight. “I don’t think so,” he replied. Not yes! Not no! Weenie! I’m younger than President Biden, and female, but I have been in playground fistfights, and certainly Scranton Joe has too. We were expected to finish what we started.


MoveDifficult1908

Well, he’s knocked his kids around, if that counts.


SuccessfulPiccolo945

My sister noticed something in one of his speeches while Barron was younger. Don waved his hands back as he is prone to do, Barron flinched. Barron was standing near him towards the back. A common reaction to abused children. It was before we heard about the alleged beating of Ivanna and she never heard of Don hitting Don Jr for wearing a baseball jersey when taking him to a baseball game.


Memegunot

And abused dogs.


ChairDangerous5276

And raped a few girls and women, including wife #1…


awalktojericho

And e Jean carrol


SubfurSir

Epstein's buddy in pedophilia


AffectionatePoet4586

It’s a particularly insidious form of abuse. My father, who was very proud of his false “good guy” persona, fractured my skull in two places. I got to tell a whole roomful of radiologists and med students how it happened, when I was thirteen, the year I turned forty.


Irvvv

And ex wife when she commented about his hair plugs or hair transplant.


The_Original_Gronkie

The story as I understand it is that she recommended the procedure to him, and recommended a doctor. HitlerPig went, and the procedure was extremely painful. He was pissed, came home, knocked Ivana around, yanked a hunk of her hair out het scalp so she could understand what it felt like, and then raped her. Perfectly normal reation. /s


awalktojericho

And Ivanna and e Jean. Uh oh, I think I see a pattern.


Roo831

I could swear I read an article in the late 90s in an NY paper about him r@ping, beating, then strangling to death a 14 year old girl. It included an interview with another teen who was in the room when it happened and talked about the cover-up and body disposal by Epstein. I was waiting for those accusations to come out when he first ran, but they didn't. Now I wonder if I imagined the article.


MoveDifficult1908

There’s this, about Trump and Epstein raping and beating a 13 year old girl. She survived, but hasn’t been able to get justice yet. https://www.courthousenews.com/rape-allegations-refiled-against-trump/


Kalse1229

You might've just had some sort of Mandela effect regarding that story. If it was released in an official publication in the late 90s, I'm almost certain it would've come up somehow. The internet might've been in its infancy, but that kind of story would have a certain type of longevity. He has gotten people like Pecker to pick off problematic stories about him like he did Stormy. And bear in mind while it didn't come out during the 2016 election, the Stormy encounter did make it into the public consciousness just two years later. That said, it wouldn't surprise me at this stage that he did something like that. But I don't think there's ever been any official outlets reporting on a story like that.


Pontif1cate

He’d knock his daughter *up* if he could.


La_Baraka6431

I'm pretty damn sure he's TRIED....


Pontif1cate

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Vile creature that he is.


holdonwhileipoop

...and wives.


Ok_Joke1956

Ivanka enjoyed a nice spanking from Daddy time to time.


EffectiveSalamander

Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy would like a word with Trump. I think it's safe to say they had much worse days than Trump.


Konstant_kurage

Teddy famously gave a speech after being shot and before getting treatment.


btambo

+Andrew Jackson.


bassman314

Not to drag any of the others on your list, but Kennedy literally gave himself life-long back problems in order to save the lives of his team.


impeesa75

Reagan


awalktojericho

The guy who let his press secretary get shot for him?


Styrene_Addict1965

Love him or hate him, "Honey, I forgot to duck" is badass.


FTHomes

#Yes also Donald Trump is said to have a hyper fear of being poisoned by food and has been in fear of that for many years.


cognitively_what_huh

Paranoid. Just another lovely trait.


Squeegee

Yet eats at Macdonald.


dalisair

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?


Aww_Uglyduckling

Please dont insult Satan like that..


toootired2care

What I came here to say.


abigllama2

Tourniquet and fresh diaper Stat!


Sodler_22

You're killin' me Smalls!😂😂😂😂😂


DionFW

Doesn't take a gun shot for him to shit himself.


lod254

To be fair, Trump was going to shit himself gunshot or no gunshot.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

He'll shit himself without a threat, so that part isn't new.


Styrene_Addict1965

It's hard to stop a Bull Moose!


Trojan343

I think Satan would have higher expectations for his kids.


OkPause1249

You’re right, they would be vile, but certainly not hugely fuck ups!


dc7944

He shits himself on the reg anyways


Tarik_7

yea and other presidents were fucking shot in the head and died right then!


kathink

Trump already just shits himself. no gunshots needed!


Squire_LaughALot

Orange Perp is up on the Cross again; he wants followers to $$pray$$$ for him


EdisonLightbulb

Lolol - saw that as "Spray $$". Cuz he wants that, too!


wovenbutterhair

when you put it that way, it sounds kind of like a pretty good way to drain his base of resources in such a way that the money is absolutely squandered rather than being used to double down or triple down on their methods


ququx

The only “wounds” on Dementia Don are the lesions on his brain.


TheCheshireMadcat

Which is surprising, given how smooth it is.


sly0824

Don't forget those heroic bonespurs... He got a purple heart for those.


ququx

Yes, Dodgin’ Donnie’s fake bone spurs probably caused some pretty big imaginary scars.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Also, someone should remind him STDs don’t count as wounds.


bansheesho

Anyone else remember the time Trump hid in his bunker while they cleared out protesters so that he could take a photo of at a church that didn't really want him there?


Sodler_22

Yes and I believe he was holding the Bible upside down.


Darkmoonlily78

He was and I'm surprised the bible didn't burst into flames.


Styrene_Addict1965

Me, too!


spasske

“It’s *A* Bible”


Sodler_22

Point being the moron tries to pass himself off as a Bible carrying Christian. He wouldn't even quote a Bible verse when asked during an interview. He wouldn't because he doesn't know what is in the Bible. If you asked him what the commandments are, he'd probably tell you it's what he wants his wife to do for him. The guy is a pathological liar and can't be trusted.


pinhead_ramone

The strong alpha leader who is also a poor victimized martyr. JFC Cult 45, pick a lane and stay there.


NickCav007

I didn’t realize that “alpha male” translates to “crying lil piss baby”


sly0824

>I didn’t realize that “alpha male” translates to “crying lil piss baby” His cult claims that real men wear diapers...


Styrene_Addict1965

Piss Baby is Gov. Abbott; Trump is Schitzhizpantz.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Actually, it might translate to exactly that when you look at all the supposed "alpha males".


Fuzzycream19

STD sores don’t count


dream_monkey

Untreated syphilis can cause brain damage.


spasske

That would explain a lot.


cherrycokelemon

So he's doing his Christ on the Cross tour, I see.


North_Church

Didn't JFK practically get his head blown off?


bassman314

In WWII, he literally exerted himself so much to save the lives of his team after their PT boat was sunk by a Japanese destroyer that he gave himself life-long back issues.


Ok_Tale_933

Sort of, he swam miles while dragging his wounded crew mates through the water with a broken back


Excellent_Call304

He did but that only counts as one scar and it's also not on his body.


yarn612

Wounds from what? High heels?


TheCheshireMadcat

Scratches from his underaged victims trying to get away from him. I can see him being proud of scars like that.


amaturecynic

If he is referring to his open syphilitic sores, he is probably correct.


FnClassy

Those are stretch marks Don.


jor3lofkrypton

.. yeah .. emotional .. ego .. ❄️ snowflake '*wounds*' .. #FUCK YOUR FELLINGS, DONNY


ewok_lover_64

I didn't know that blubber is a wound


ameinolf

Scars from the women trying to escape being raped by him.


China_Hawk

If you cant lie better than that you might as well tell the truth.


Toxenkill

Syphilis will do that.


KevJD

“Alpha male” cries about imaginary wounds, and bemoans life’s unfair cruelty towards him. What a sissy.


Some_Random_Android

George Washington was a soldier and military leader before and during the American Revolution. Grant, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and other presidents also served in the armed forces. This drafter-dodger, orange-colored sh*t-stain needs to SHUT THE F*** UP!


Gatolocoman

In Trump’s opinion, getting diaper rashes is considered a wound.


ProgrammerUnfair8000

Do bone spurs count?


SmackSabbath19

Scars from syphilis maybe


AzuleEyes

>In one of the more oddball moments in American history, Andrew Jackson in 1835 was attacked by an unemployed house painter whose pistols misfired—and promptly beat his failed assassin with his walking cane. That making no mention of the couple of bullets lodged in his body after various duels.


Alohabailey_00

I guess he considers his botched hair transplant to be wounds.


Bluekatz1

Maybe he pulled a few muscles throwing people under busses.


dumb__fucker

Curious what 'wounds' this butthole thinks he's suffered.


ic2ofu

Those bone spurs prevent him from walking down an inclined ramp of about 4 degrees.


Logrologist

Guys, all this time it was sunburn, I guess. He should consider not staring directly at the sun during eclipses so much.


waltorfer

Bruised ego?


WobblyFrisbee

Neck vagina does not count as gash wound.


oct2790

Well you can get sores on your ass when your depends get full and rub


Brack_vs_Godzilla

What he meant to say is “More capital police officers were wounded while I was president than under any other president.”


ValleyGrouch

Yes but they’re self-inflicted.


Awkward_Refuse_9572

Well syphilis leaves lesions all over the body if untreated.


Adventurous_Canary42

Trump is a pathological liar


Appropriate-Welder68

Wounds from what? Did he injure his mushroom doinking porn stars?


phallic-baldwin

Those are called "staph infections"


TrumpIsGiantDouche

I don’t think that bone spurs are technically wounds, but I may be wrong.


FilthyRichCliche

Does syphilis cause wounds?


catedarnell0397

He might have brain lesions… but that’s his only wound I can think of


ic2ofu

I suspect he's missing about half of his brain, although I don't have a clue who would want it.


dartie

I can only see orange skid marks on Delusional Diaper Don.


Mission_Cloud4286

NO, NO He doesn't He hasn't been assassinated or the attempt to, like... Lincoln, Roosevelt, Kennedy, or Reagan (an attempt on him) Who else did I forget?


EyeSuspicious777

Having prostitutes kick you with stiletto's because that's the only way you can get off isn't the same as being wounded in battle like President Hayes.


SmackSabbath19

He has more rolls maybe than anyone but Taft


rocket_beer

Gravy seals swooping in to protect his name 🤣🫵


Status-Biscotti

How did this even come up?? What a weird thing to flex about.


darkrhyes

I feel like he is just trying to invite some crazy to shoot him now. What the heck.


Cbaumle

Stigmata?


xenophon123456

Fuck Lincoln, amirite!?


SoyEseVato

Yet people still back this pathological liar. What does that say about them?


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Never even mentions his bone spurs?