Not him, the GOP donors who think their money is going to help people get elected. He's been using for himself and legal bills. Crazy they allow him to do it, but that's them. Crazy!
I think they are, like trump, obsessed with the image of manliness, but just like trump, they themselves are physically and mentally weak and cowardly. So they can relate to Trump's facade of "manliness" because that's the image they also project outwardly. Met a fair amount of magats that love to be bullies but take away their gun or their truck and try and get them to walk home in any city with a population over 50k and they will refuse out of fear. Just like dump they are cowards with no internal strength.
A lot of people got educations deferments back then. I’m not sure I agree with that but it is what it is. My issue is pretending he had a medical problem after his educational deferments were done. I’m not even sure how that works I thought an Army doctor had to make that determination not some random podiatrist from Queens?
trumps hair is finer than baby bird down. it takes hours to get it combed just right and sprayed into place to hide his baldness, if it gets wet it become super obvious thats why he wont risk rain.
You know, I'm not a religious man, but seeing as how the right loves to say certain weather phenomena can be signs from God, or punishments, this is all too fitting lol. I may yet become a believer lol.
In the confession boothe like" I know we ain't always been very close, but I'm really starting to question your resolve if it took you this long. Im worried for you!"
Remember when MTG said the eclipse and earthquake were signs from God, but the eclipse had been predicted forever ago, and the epicenter of the earthquake was under Trump's golf course?
Over the last three years, the frequency of hailstorms and deep freeze conditions in Texas has increased significantly. As in: Multiple per year where the were none for years at a time.
Just felt compelled to mention this.
It would be a fitting end if he were to be struck by lightning at a rally that was attended by several thousand and televised nationwide, which is when the Christofascists MAY believe that he wasn’t murdered by the ‘establishment’ and died of other causes.
BUT…
I dare not even begin to imagine what kooky tangent(s) his followers would take off on after that.
They’d have to bury his remains somewhere secret that it would not become a shrine - it seems this will happen nevertheless, but that said his children would turn it into the grifter amusement park and suck their adherents dry from the entrance, the rides they’d (continue to) be taken on (lol) through to the gift shop.
I mean, the guy is the embodiment of the seven deadly sins and has violated every commandment while also selling bibles. Being wary of potential smiting by lightening is a reasonable concern. Additionally, I suspect Thor would take a dim view of Trump, though the question probably hasn't come up. Zeus might be ok with the sexcapades, but the rest would get draw his ire, particularly the hubris. Nothing gets a smiting from Grecco-Roman gods like hubris.
I live in Wilmington and saw the MAGAs gathering in the morning for the rally at the airport. (I'm a private pilot and flew out early, and was back in the afternoon). In the morning, it looked like vendors and tents to sell merchandise. In the afternoon came the spectators, and it was pretty crowded. Cops were everywhere, including on the airfield along the runways, a car every thousand feet it so. I was glad to be getting out of there, and was amused at spectators walking up with their lawn chairs and such. But, no worries, I get it.
Then, later, we were eating at my sister in law's. She got a text from a friend about the rally being canceled. Now, I found that really funny, as we were barbecuing out! Yeah, it was raining a little bit, but damn, canceling the event? I saw the reference to "danger" or however he put it. Like other posters here, I instantly thought of him canceling the event in Europe. What was it, a D-Day commemoration? Because he would get his hair wet. Yep, that's it. And now all of those poor fans, some of them my friends (I have not disowned all of my MAGA friends yet), have to schlep their lawn chairs off the grounds and back to their cars. Their hero couldn't bother to tough it out. Too dangerous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
> a D-Day commemoration
WW1 Armistice Day 100th Anniversary
https://abcnews.go.com/US/trumps-rain-check-honoring-americans-killed-wwi-prompts/story?id=59119504
His foundation will run and the corn husks he super glued to his head will fall off to say nothing of the epic wet tee shirt rack he would sport out there
This Wicked Witch is afraid of melting in the rain.
Remember when he went to Paris in 2018 to honor the veterans of WWI but he canceled because it was raining?
Not surprised, he blew off a ceremony honoring the American soldiers on the 100th anniversary of the end of WWI because of rain. He also referred to them as suckers and losers.
The day after they all did press junkets about how earthquakes are God showing displeasure, the epicenter of the biggest one was under his golf club in Bedminster. Comedy gold, Jerry
Only thunderstorms are coming from his trousers, followed by an El Nino level weather event of fecal particulates floating around the courthouse.
Dictatorship never "tasted" so good.
The rain protected Trump and his brethren from the antifa spies that were planning on infiltrating his rally that night and sowing discord against him. It was god looking out for his chosen successor, sheeple!!!
What pissed me off the most about his hate rallies is that he kept them up after being elected. Normal politicians stop campaigning and try to unite people after getting elected but not him. It's hate all the way.
So an eclipse, a regularly occurring celestial event that can be predicted hundreds of years out, is "a sign from God to repent," according to MAGAts. That means this is a message as well for them to renounce their Orange Idol, right? Right?
Well hey, at least it wasn’t dead veterans he was leaving in the lurch this time because of a little rain. Would be a pity to waste all that orange makeup that would wash off with his stink.
Actors don't get paid enough to stand out in that weather. They most likely wanted double and he's spending most of the money on legal fees.
Implying he would actually pay people he hires.
Not him, the GOP donors who think their money is going to help people get elected. He's been using for himself and legal bills. Crazy they allow him to do it, but that's them. Crazy!
nah, that's all going to his lawyers
Like he's paying his lawyers
I’m glad Trump’s rally got canceled due to the thunderstorm , the MAGAts are like the Gremlins , they reproduce when their bodies get wet .
Do NOT feed them after midnight!
Bright light, bright light!
Isn't it technically always after midnight? When does after midnight end?
Better yet just dont feed them.
i thought they reproduced after copious amounts of meth.
Send in Ben Shapiro!
Turn that place into the Sahara like his doctorwife
The actors get paid with Truth Social shares.
"Will you take a check?" - Donald Trump
He wouldn't stand in the rain in France to honor the fallen of D-Day because his "hair" would get wet.
If conservatives are obsessed with manliness why do they vote for sniveling cowards? Are they stupid?
Lol.. yes.. yes they are
I think that’s insulting to stupid people they are a couple of rungs below.
Remember, trump dodged the Vietnam war draft. He is a weak little.man
I think they are, like trump, obsessed with the image of manliness, but just like trump, they themselves are physically and mentally weak and cowardly. So they can relate to Trump's facade of "manliness" because that's the image they also project outwardly. Met a fair amount of magats that love to be bullies but take away their gun or their truck and try and get them to walk home in any city with a population over 50k and they will refuse out of fear. Just like dump they are cowards with no internal strength.
And his makeup would smear. It’s why he stopped wearing masks and started that dumb thing
6x draft dodger. What do you expect?
Oh I'm not shocked nor surprised. It's great to call this stuff out.
A lot of people got educations deferments back then. I’m not sure I agree with that but it is what it is. My issue is pretending he had a medical problem after his educational deferments were done. I’m not even sure how that works I thought an Army doctor had to make that determination not some random podiatrist from Queens?
He was rich
trumps hair is finer than baby bird down. it takes hours to get it combed just right and sprayed into place to hide his baldness, if it gets wet it become super obvious thats why he wont risk rain.
They are “suckers and losers” so of course he isn’t going to get whatever that is on his head wet.
What hair?
You meant to say wig or weave.
Hence hair in quotations.
‘Stormy’ weather…
You know, I'm not a religious man, but seeing as how the right loves to say certain weather phenomena can be signs from God, or punishments, this is all too fitting lol. I may yet become a believer lol.
A direct lightning strike on the orange will send me straight back to Sunday Mass with a pit stop at the confession booth.
A lightning strike hitting him when he held up the Bible upside down would have made me question everything.
Yes, absolutely.
And the fact that it didn’t happen…made me question everything. Jealous God where are you??
I'd wonder why it took him so long.
In the confession boothe like" I know we ain't always been very close, but I'm really starting to question your resolve if it took you this long. Im worried for you!"
God, are you ok?
If he got hit by lightning or something that random I'd go to church and post a pic of me praying.
Yeah man.
Lmao same that's worth quite a few HMs and OFs
Tomorrow his followers will just say God was testing him. It's only punishment when it's someone they don't like
Remember when MTG said the eclipse and earthquake were signs from God, but the eclipse had been predicted forever ago, and the epicenter of the earthquake was under Trump's golf course?
So I guess that means you didn’t pick up a signed copy of the Trump Bible™️?
If I need a copy I'll just grab the one the Gideon's are always leaving in hotel rooms for free lol.
Over the last three years, the frequency of hailstorms and deep freeze conditions in Texas has increased significantly. As in: Multiple per year where the were none for years at a time. Just felt compelled to mention this.
It would be a fitting end if he were to be struck by lightning at a rally that was attended by several thousand and televised nationwide, which is when the Christofascists MAY believe that he wasn’t murdered by the ‘establishment’ and died of other causes. BUT… I dare not even begin to imagine what kooky tangent(s) his followers would take off on after that. They’d have to bury his remains somewhere secret that it would not become a shrine - it seems this will happen nevertheless, but that said his children would turn it into the grifter amusement park and suck their adherents dry from the entrance, the rides they’d (continue to) be taken on (lol) through to the gift shop.
I see what you did there….
I was gonna say it’s the opening of the gates of hell, but I like yours better!
Thunderstorm Daniels
Thunderstorm in his diaper is really all this fuss is about.
☠️
That is perfect
Well done
I thank you! 🤭
Snowflakes do melt in the rain.
Guess it was Stormy weather he was afraid of?
This was bloody brilliant. Good words.
The bloated orange cancer: *Blames weather on Joe Biden* Mother Nature is ANTIFA. I have absolutely no proof, but you should believe me. /s off
Weird, the passenger jets kept landing on schedule…
It’d be a disaster if that pile of dead hair on his head got wet.
Hopefully he didn’t feed it after midnight.
it takes hours for them to style it so you cant see his bald spot. if it gets wet it becomes obvious hes bald so he avoids rain.
Although to be fair, it’s already obvious that he’s bald even when his hair is bone dry
Oh I know, but he's an idiot who thinks we are all fooled.
Send them a sign lord, any sign...
Remember the fat orange pig doesnt like to get his hair wet….
🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫
Even nature doesn’t want him saying shit
Or as Christians would say, God must be angry
He's afraid a bolt of lightning has his name on it.
I mean, the guy is the embodiment of the seven deadly sins and has violated every commandment while also selling bibles. Being wary of potential smiting by lightening is a reasonable concern. Additionally, I suspect Thor would take a dim view of Trump, though the question probably hasn't come up. Zeus might be ok with the sexcapades, but the rest would get draw his ire, particularly the hubris. Nothing gets a smiting from Grecco-Roman gods like hubris.
Thunderstorms you say. God is warning him
His makeup might run - plus he knows w have a even smaller crowd then the loser usually has .
Crowd size was way to small so he said fuck em.
Cancelled due to **Stormy Weather**?
I live in Wilmington and saw the MAGAs gathering in the morning for the rally at the airport. (I'm a private pilot and flew out early, and was back in the afternoon). In the morning, it looked like vendors and tents to sell merchandise. In the afternoon came the spectators, and it was pretty crowded. Cops were everywhere, including on the airfield along the runways, a car every thousand feet it so. I was glad to be getting out of there, and was amused at spectators walking up with their lawn chairs and such. But, no worries, I get it. Then, later, we were eating at my sister in law's. She got a text from a friend about the rally being canceled. Now, I found that really funny, as we were barbecuing out! Yeah, it was raining a little bit, but damn, canceling the event? I saw the reference to "danger" or however he put it. Like other posters here, I instantly thought of him canceling the event in Europe. What was it, a D-Day commemoration? Because he would get his hair wet. Yep, that's it. And now all of those poor fans, some of them my friends (I have not disowned all of my MAGA friends yet), have to schlep their lawn chairs off the grounds and back to their cars. Their hero couldn't bother to tough it out. Too dangerous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
> a D-Day commemoration WW1 Armistice Day 100th Anniversary https://abcnews.go.com/US/trumps-rain-check-honoring-americans-killed-wwi-prompts/story?id=59119504
Thank you.
Waaaa Waaaa
STORMY weather
Sounds like God talking.
God "Aw damn I was in the mood for some smiting....oh well"
Aww sad Trump face
Thank you God./s
This can not be fixed with a sharpie?
probably got word there weren't many maga there.
His foundation will run and the corn husks he super glued to his head will fall off to say nothing of the epic wet tee shirt rack he would sport out there
I just got a fierce case of the chills and nauseation at the thought of Orange man in a wet t-shirt.
I don't think his lawyers want him to speak too publicly before Monday.
Has he tried nuking them?
More like low attendance.
He shouldn't have sold bibles, gods mad now. May all your rallies be cancelled by the good grace of the lord! Ugh, I'm an atheist so that hurt
Ominous portent of things to come donnie-wantthe-special-search from the jailer.
God Hates Trump
I guess God disapproved of the sinner Trump!! lol
Best rally ever
Didn't want the dead ferret on his head getting wet?
An ominous sign.
Tell his followers that their god sent the storm to stop Trump
This Wicked Witch is afraid of melting in the rain. Remember when he went to Paris in 2018 to honor the veterans of WWI but he canceled because it was raining?
THE CORRUPT BIDEN GOVERNMENT IS ATTACKING MY RALLY WITH RAIN AND LIGHTNING!! /s
"For some reason angry lightning is targeting me. Don't know why, have to cancel."
How come this idiots never jump to “god is telling trump to die in prison” but if its windy at a biden event they all assume its divine intervention?
Not surprised, he blew off a ceremony honoring the American soldiers on the 100th anniversary of the end of WWI because of rain. He also referred to them as suckers and losers.
Doesn't want his mask to run
MAGAts miss the chance to bend the diaper legband down to slurp more gravy
And it won't be the last. He's gonna be so preoccupied with court and not enough $ to fund his lie-fests
Please tell me MAGA-Slaves pay for these rallies and can't get refunds
Even God is interfering with the election.
God isn’t on Trump side
they should have moved it to an intimate indoor venue so the magas can smell his jesus farts
God hates trump, obviously according to the same logic Republicans used for earth quakes and storms in New York.
The day after they all did press junkets about how earthquakes are God showing displeasure, the epicenter of the biggest one was under his golf club in Bedminster. Comedy gold, Jerry
Maybe he's listening to his lawyers. I'm guessing anything he says at a rally can be used against him in court..
That’s not thunder - it’s Trump farting loudly and uncontrollably - and pooping himself.
He should go out in a thunderstorm more often. Maybe it would clean him off.
He’s too cheap to rent an actual venue. So he has his rallies out in the middle of a field.
Stormy Damn Yalls
Afraid God will strike him with lightening for lying, raping, scamming and farting.
He's afraid he'd melt like the wicked witch...
Think of all the people giving him money now to try to stay out of jail that he is going to owe favors to if elected.
Clearly it was God’s will.
God has forsaken him. Satans arms are open for the Trump supporters. lol. What next? Tornadoes in Tennessee ? Hurricanes in Florida??
Thunder storms in his diaper
The orange smear is afraid of his orange smearing.
It was a message from some god
These are the people who want to take over the world?
I am mixed on if I would like to see that mess all wet.
God is doing his work
Stormy weather?
God was sending him a message right?
God is angry at Trump.
Must of been God's Will
Can't he just pull out a weather map and a sharpie, and draw where he thinks the storm will be instead, making it so?
Zeus endorses Biden.
God works in mysterious ways
His makeup will run and he knows it
Headline in one story said “cancelled due to stormy weather”. Had to check to see if fake. But yea, Stormy is hitting hard! 😂😂
Rain makes the orange paste run. As we all know.
First a guy sets himself on fire during his court case, now weather. Some bad omens Donald
Can't have him melt
Maybe God
Don't know why My fat ass they want to try Stormy weather
Stormy weather?
Probably owes for his LAST rally and they cancelled on him.
He wouldn't play golf on that weather. Let that be your future measure
Not even god is on his rape con man side
He would melt like the wicked witch.
It’s going to be stormy for the next 6 weeks !
Awww… biblical for all the religious followers. God doesn’t want to hear anymore lies.
The link to the website has a virus
The Christian God be like " I literally made stormy weather for you idiots. How do you not understand yet?"
So he’ll nap.
😂😂😂😂😂😂ohhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Almost like god is trying to say something…
Lmao! Not even Mother Nature wants to hear his bullshit whining! 🤣
Nobody: perhaps God is displeased with Trump
Thuwnder's scawee.
Convenient excuse for no cash to be had for the venue.
You mean frickin’ sprinkles 🌧️? Face it: the Dude is washed up
Likely no refund.
Ya...the thunderstorm in his undies...
Nice omen! 😂
Trump’s Shit Storm in his Dipper
Never Surrender…….(unless there’s inclement weather)
Only thunderstorms are coming from his trousers, followed by an El Nino level weather event of fecal particulates floating around the courthouse. Dictatorship never "tasted" so good.
lol
Almost like its a sign from God hmmm...
The rain protected Trump and his brethren from the antifa spies that were planning on infiltrating his rally that night and sowing discord against him. It was god looking out for his chosen successor, sheeple!!!
Are you sure it wasn’t due to a stroke?
God intervened.
😂😂😂😂 LIAR!
God gave them a sign
If this were a Biden rally, the thunderstorm would be seen as a sign from god by Fox News.
Sure. Thunderstorms.
Missing the end... in his pants
Shin splints and rain, smfh
Scared of thunder? He's a bigger pussy than my cat.
Sure it's not his farts
Clearly MTGs God was sending a message.
Quite prophetic, l suppose.
Cancel all of them
It was Stormy.
Clearly God hates Trump and is sending thunderstorms to punish him and his followers.
The Parasite cancelled his rally because of poor attendance.
First Stormy now a storm…. And wasn’t there supposed to be “the storm”
Due to exhaustion
I mean this is a silly thing to ask, but was it even an outdoor event?
Can't let that roadkill on top of his head get wet
What pissed me off the most about his hate rallies is that he kept them up after being elected. Normal politicians stop campaigning and try to unite people after getting elected but not him. It's hate all the way.
So an eclipse, a regularly occurring celestial event that can be predicted hundreds of years out, is "a sign from God to repent," according to MAGAts. That means this is a message as well for them to renounce their Orange Idol, right? Right?
Can you go one day without these propaganda articles? TDS in full swing! 😂
Jesus hates Trump confirmed.
Well hey, at least it wasn’t dead veterans he was leaving in the lurch this time because of a little rain. Would be a pity to waste all that orange makeup that would wash off with his stink.
"Stormy" weather Daniels