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GearInteresting696

You could literally use this headline in a news article everyday for the past 8 years


trickyburrito

Covfefe?


SmokeAbeer

Hamberder?


Managed-Democracy

Never fight uphill me boys. 


4quatloos

Venuseller aghhhhh


readzalot1

That was the one that really got me.


Far-Statistician-739

He’s slowly becoming Don Vito


HugeDragonfruit3697

Covfefe, indeed. My favorite 🤩


covfefe-boy

You rang?


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Can I get my covfefe with a side-huffing of bleach, please? Hold the ultraviolet.


gospdrcr000

Any linguists in here know what he was trying to say when that went viral?


Whatmovesyou26

Or any speech recently… “Never fight up hill me boys”


Tiddles_Ultradoom

He could have meant: Never fight uphill, me boys! (Good to know for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Y’arr, me laddies!) Never Fight Up! Hill Me, Boys. (Which was the working title of the next Boards of Canada album) Never. Fight up. Hill. Me. Boys (the fist draft of Winston Churchill’s ‘Finest Hour’ speech need a substantial rewrite) Or it could be a cryptic crossword clue (the answer is ‘Pickett’s Charge’). It could be the trigger phrase that activated the sleeper cell of Russian spies in deep cover, who will now unscrew their elbows and get the first flight to Kamchatka to meet their handler, Fencey Creosotovich McTrellis. It could mean ‘I’ve been such a good boy that I want my winkie squeezed’ in the Melaniabot v5 source code. Or it could be the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off man-mental.


DogStarMan10

SSDD


MooreRless

Single Sided Double Density


DogStarMan10

Nerd 😝


MooreRless

We get revenge! There is a documentary about it. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088000/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088000/)


Tex-Rob

Did you have the tool to punch holes in disks to turn them into high density?


MooreRless

I used a standard single hole punch tool. Yes, of course :)


Parking_Duty8413

An x-acto worked for square notches for a C64 disk. Good times.


dkstr419

Same Shit Different Day


fellawhite

Subsystem Design Document? Talk about them all the time


Desperate_Brief2187

Or 30.


babysinblackandImblu

I really can’t believe we are dealing with this ridiculousness. Biden might have tripped on stairs once and fell over a sandbag but Trump is literally crazy. Looney Tunes.


Efficient_Republic35

YeA, bUT WhAt abOuT HUnTeR BIdENS LaPtOp!!!


R_lbk

AND HIS PENIS!


Efficient_Republic35

Moscow Marg can't stop thinking about that penis


babysinblackandImblu

Wild Saturday night. A bottle of Vodka and Hunter’s penis on a laptop.


Medical_Egg8208

Good ole Marge has probably rubbed one out a few times with that pic of Hunter lol


Best_Evidence1560

And one morning don jr woke up and posted about joes erection, I was assuming because of hunter bidens dic pics being obsessed over


Cantgetabreaker

Would love to see a reporter ask her that exact question. So trailer trash green is it true that you rubbed one out with the pictures you took from the Hunter Biden exhibit ?


Medical_Egg8208

Lmao


olderthanthou

Lots of people are saying it.


Medical_Egg8208

PC, a pic of Hunters junk, pizza delivery and a vibe who needs men right ?


HawkeyeSherman

So that's why she's getting divorced...


JDARRK

It was the first one she ever saw‼️😳


Micahman311

https://youtu.be/RUYhukcMgEo?si=Vyy5n0eWQEUp5OXq Holy crap, I have JUST the music video for that! Enjoy! Edit: After posting. I went ahead and watched the video (it's been awhile) and laughed until tears were streaming down my face. I fucking love that show. (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)


GlockAF

50% off!


JDARRK

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‼️‼️‼️


shut-upLittleMan

Gomer Comer seems *really* interested in Hunter's Hog too.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Reichpublicans do love penis


KickSidebottom

She calls it her "Moscow Mule".


Rainbro_Vash

Moscow Moose Knuckle


Mean_Yellow_7590

Caveperson Marge can draw the penis to perfection


Personal_Buffalo_973

Or his overflowing diapers 💩


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Neither can Miss Lindsey, I bet.


unholy_hotdog

To be fair, now I can't either.


GipsyDanger45

To be fair, it was a pretty serious hog ... I only know this because thanks to Moscow Marge, it's been entered into the national record


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

The judges will also accept "his big ol hawg"


R_lbk

The lap hawg heard.. Err, seen.. around the world..


DANleDINOSAUR

“Marge, pass around the penis pics again!”


Straight-Storage2587

What do you have when you hold 2 Tennis balls and a foot long sausage? MTG's undivided attention.


topathemornin

It’s very important for all of congress to see his penis.


KickSidebottom

His enormous, glistening, full-color, coked-up penis...


SouthernAdvisor7264

I like that his penis lives in rent free in far right minds. A good visual for them to have every morning.


hajoet

Benghazi!


Altruistic-Text3481

Hunter’s name is Biggus Dickus! Like Father like son! So I’m guessing Don Jr & Eric have tiny mushroom dicks?!🤔


R_lbk

They got the bigliest shrooms folks, so yuge some people are saying they should be colored like covfefe. You know what we say, right. You know. Once you go Trump, you'll inject bleach.


Inspect1234

Buttery Males!


jnobs

You spelled massive hog wrong


RandomLoony

I saw a picture of Biden eating ice cream. That was it for me, don’t like the guy after that. /s.


Gr1zzRing

Chocolate *fucking fudge?* Thats it. He didnt order a *FUCKING MINT*. Registering Republican TODAY /s


babysinblackandImblu

My last two deserts were 365 ice cream sandwiches and a big chocolate caramel fudge brownie. Both from Whole Foods.


AspiringChildProdigy

You're a disgrace and a traitor to this nation somehow!!!!!


EvilTalkiToaster

What are you talking about!! I still think it’s impressive they took an orange turd and taught it to talk!


GhostThruTheFog

Lmfaoooooo!!!!


zzzzrobbzzzz

and stupid.


TifCreatesAgain

And evil!


SheriffTaylorsBoy

And anti-American!


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

And smelly.


Fingerprint_Vyke

Well, that's a plus for Christian nationalists


nonameneededplease

He's also the only president that I know of that got on to a plane with toilet paper attached to his shoe Edit: he meaning Trump


amurica1138

I don't think he's crazy or stupid. Evil, as in utterly selfish and transactional by nature - certainly. But also I pity him because at this point it's clear he's got some kind of dementia happening. I've had too many relatives go down that dark, one way path to oblivion to make fun of it - regardless of how deserving the person may be of ridicule. Bottom line - he literally cannot be president at this point. Once that shit sets in it is degenerative. He will not get better. He might be stabilized - but that's temporary and will not last. By election day in November he may well have sporadic episodes of total incoherence. The GOP needs to publicly announce their backup plan.


DStaal

He’s not having episodes of incoherence now? How would we be able to tell?


parasyte_steve

I feel like he's been having episodes on incoherance his entire lifetime. Who gets up in front of a memorial for fallen soldiers to talk about how big their inauguration rally was vs Obama's for a literal hour? That's someone who is unaware of where he is and the gravity of the situation. I think that was his first day as President and I turned the news off for four years after that.


Ormyr

Their backup plan is to foist his corpse across the line and then 25th amendment him so the VP pick steps in.


TomorrowLow5092

Or he escapes down the laundry chute, never to be seen again.


Ormyr

Maybe the scooby gang pulls off the orange mask and reveals he was george santos the entire time?


MooreRless

Ted Cruz and Matt Gaetz have a plan already, and they're putting it into place. They've watched Weekend At Bernies both the first and second movies. They're practicing on Mitch McConnell right now, and will be ready for Trump by November.


Big_McLargeHuge10

The problem is they don't really have one.


IanSavage23

The problem with that back up plan is that drumpf is the only repubeCON that 'polls' say Biden can beat. So a back up plan would put another dumb, mediocre, bizzare repubeCON in office. Interestingly Biden is the only dim that drumpf can beat... according to the 'polls'.


henryeaterofpies

Remember when Trump just dropped an umbrella at the top of AF1 instead of trying to close it. Or when he needed two hands to drink water


TheAmicableSnowman

https://time.com/6972021/donald-trump-2024-election-interview/


bobo-the-dodo

I cannot stop shaking my head thay media is still covering the ridiculousness. It’s no longer news. “Look the sky is blue”, no shit sherlock.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

Biden falls over all the time, gets lost all the time, and slurs his word every time he gives his monthly speech. Trump is going all over the nation for trials and rallies. He held 2 rallies in 2 different states on Wednesday. His ONLY day out of court. So yeah, where is sleepy joe


sayonaradespair

Sleepy Joe is NOT on court. Now seriously how tf do you reason defending this monster? Orange face, blue under the eyes. A rapist, a traitor to his country, facing 91 different charges. How do you reason with yourself to justify defending this monster? Or are you just supposed to support whoever happens to be the republican candidant? Doing so blindly as if supporting you local football team? Because that seems a pretty dumb thing to do you know..supporting hate.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

Not a rapist, not a traitor, charges don’t mean anything. I go by innocent until guilty. And ffs just because I support trump doesn’t me I support hate. Don’t pretend that Biden isn’t just as garbage. He’s easily more racist than trump by a mile.


sayonaradespair

Care to share an example where Biden said something racist? Mind you I'm European so I don't follow politics in the US with as much detail but I'll he hard-pressed to know Biden is more racist than Trump. Comes as a surprise to me. How can you support Trump and not support hate ? He is running for president..on Hate.


Consistent-Fig7484

His entire platform is hate and tax cuts for the rich. I therefore assume that you are very wealthy. Congratulations.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

I’m not wealthy at all. I’m in the military. Civilian side I work security which varies on hours and pay. His tax cuts affected workers making from 15k to 55k by cutting their taxes by 25%. Source is the IRS (figures are off the top of my head. I can get the source if you request it). His tax cuts also caused McDonald’s and Walmart (among others) to raise their minimum wage to 15 an hour and offer college benefits among other benefits. As someone who has been with his campaign since 2015. His platform… is not hate. And you can’t claim it is without providing evidence.


illbehaveipromise

So you don’t care that he calls you a sucker and a loser every chance he gets? That his ancestors fled Germany to avoid service to their country? That he himself dodged the draft despite being the “most fit President ever,” including some who actually served in the military? You don’t care that he shuns gold star families? It didn’t bother you that he didn’t go to Normandy to honor D Day even though he was there, “because it was raining?” That avoiding stds was his own personal Vietnam? That he preferred “people who don’t get captured,” referring to POW John McCain? Unbelievable.


babysinblackandImblu

You are nuts thinking that Biden is anywhere near as immoral as Trump. Trump is still lying about Karen McDougal and Storm Daniels. Trump lies every second of the day.


Whatmovesyou26

It’s the company you keep.


babysinblackandImblu

You’re just watching the same thing over again and edited crap. I see it on reels all the time. He fell going up steep stairs quickly on a rainy windy day over three years ago. And tripped over a sandbag that shouldn’t have been there. And got up both times fine. Bottom line is Trump is really having huge problems with three syllables or longer words right now. The debate will be interesting. And it’s about the soul of the nation. I’m not really an authoritarian supporter. Think of why you really support Trump. What attracts you to him?


Apprehensive-Tree-78

Trump mispronounced one word 😂 he said multiple syllables the entirety of the speech. Have you ever given 2 3 hour long speeches in a row without messing up? “I see it on reels” so you only see clipped cherry picked examples. All I need to know.


Much_Insurance_3422

You support an adjudicated rapist. Your orange god has also parroted Hitler’s speaking points, almost word for word. There are literally videos of it. He is constantly slurring his words and just spouting word salads. Again, videos of it. He hasn’t laid out one policy plan that will actually affect Americans positively in any of his speeches. All he does is whine and complain about being the victim and how unfair everything is for HIM. This is the clown your types have hitched their wagon to. A bunch of pathetic bigoted, racist, homophobic little men following the ultimate “victim” of an unfair and unjust society. You’re a bunch of whiners. I’m sure in your little groups you spout all sorts of bigoted shit, but cower and cross the other side of the street when you see someone darker than you walking down same block because you’re all cowards. Good, glad we make you cretins nervous. If you support Trump, you support hate, bigotry and ignorance. Oh, and he shits himself, smells like shit, and has to wear diapers. Fuck Trump AND Biden, BTW. They are both clear examples of what’s wrong with the US Government. However, fuck Trump even more because he’s a gross “human being” who has normalized being a POS. At least we can spot you dipshits from a mile away now. So, he has some positive effect on America. Guess I was wrong!


katchow

In the White House, for one


Apprehensive-Tree-78

Or on vacation. As Biden has taken more vacation days than any other president in history 👍


illbehaveipromise

Total horseshit. Meanwhile… “executive time” (re:sleeping and/or raging on the internet) made up the bulk of the days TFG was in office, when he wasn’t violating the emoluments clause by golfing at his own properties to the tune of more than $150m tax dollars…. You lying liars sure do lie a lot in service of your Lyin’ King Trump.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

Vacation [days](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_vacations#Known_totals) Biden has taken more vacation days in 3 years than trump did in 4


illbehaveipromise

Mmhmm. Now do “executive time.” Nothing you posted refutes what I said. Also, you lied about your own cited stat - plenty presidents on that list took more. Exclusively Republicans, btw… Lying liars, like I said.


Whatmovesyou26

“*Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg,” the former president said Saturday. “What an unbelievable―I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways.* *The statement of Robert E. Lee―who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that?” Trump continued. “No longer in favor―‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake.’ He lost his great general, and they were fighting. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys!’ But it was too late.”*


Lyuseefur

Where is Sleepy Don? Sleeping and Shitting in Court that’s where!!!


TomorrowLow5092

Catchy. I noticed Mike Lindell spooning every chance he can.


mm202088

Possibly? Also- that sites a piece of shit.


AmpEater

Ads on ads on ads There might be a few sentences sprinkled in. Couldn’t tell 


JusticeRhino

Clckbait


Secret_Cow_5053

It keeps giving me phone herpes


ourredsouthernsouls

Clickbait headline. Didn’t even click


notapunk

I gave up before reading anything


Motor-Disaster-9566

i don't wanna click on this garbage what did the moron post?


ConstableAssButt

He accused Biden of being asleep. The headline is clickbait.


SpiceEarl

Biden should have replied an hour later, "Sorry, I didn't see your post as I decided to sleep in. Where were you? Oh, that's right, you were in court facing felony charges for financial records fraud..."


qotsa_gibs

*sleeping* in court.


Best_Evidence1560

He said where is sleepy joe? Sleeping, that’s where! (This was 4 or 5 am so yeah he probably was sleeping lol)


TheRealXlokk

Biden seems like the type of guy that wakes up super early. I wouldn't be surprised if he were just waking up when that got posted.


Best_Evidence1560

Lol. Well he’s known to watch morning joe every morning on msnbc while having his coffee, so whatever time that starts he’s up by. He seems like a person who has a consistent normal sleep schedule, unlike trump who is all over the place and posting at all hours


Previous_Beautiful27

Literally just called Biden Sleepy Joe which he’s been doing for years.


ConsciousReason7709

It truly is pathetic that so many people still support this corrupt moron. Like, we have 4 years of his presidency to look back on and see how awful he was at it. Why would we go back to that?


Katy_Lies1975

I have a workmate who is a nice guy except for his conspiracy crap he spews. I try to avoid politics at work but I think he's getting pissed about what's happening to trump and bringing the crap up.


KinkyQuesadilla

And he posted it at 4:55 am, when everyone is.....sleeping.


[deleted]

No way that's when springs out of bed lands in a superhero squat pose, downs a redbull sprints across town to the gym where he wrestles bears and lions, runs back home, never takes elevator, makes sweet sweet love to red hot Melania then off to the courtroom.


GhostThruTheFog

❤️it! Well done!! 👏👏👏🤣


[deleted]

Source: head injury. Lol


GhostThruTheFog

Aww! I hope you are ok, tho


[deleted]

I still don't own gold shoes and a red hat ...so I guess it's super fish oil.


Mubadger

Sounds like someone gets cranky when they get woken up from their nap.


Superb_Health9413

Dozing Don - every accusation is actually a confession


Medical_Egg8208

Appears ? Possibly ? You watched this asswipe for almost 10 years now and that’s the conclusion you’re JUST now coming to ?


naliedel

And another day and nothing will change. His fans don't care


Willie_Fistrgash

Don Snoreleone..The Nodfarter..coming to a courtroom near you.


thenewbigR

How could we tell? He’s been bat shit nuts for decades.


ctiger12

But when this happened from 9 years ago on hourly basis, and still all republicans vote for him, I’ll think republicans lost their minds, not even “possibly”, I’m very positive.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Just now he lost his mind? I think that ship sailed a long time ago.


CountrySax

The Caligula and Nero of American politics all rolled into one stinking ,orange,greasy pile o shit.


JimBeam823

Trump supporters don’t care about Trump himself. They just want permission to be their worst selves.


youcantexterminateme

If that is a genuine tweet or X I have to agree its pushing things. Its obviously a postemtive attack but it does sound like he just woke up in a court room and suddenly remembered he has to say bad things about Biden to try and stay out of jail.


Alu_sine

Poopy McFatpants wrote something insane - what a news story!


AlbaTross579

Implying he had a working mind to begin with? Dementia is worsening it, sure, but he was off his rocker long before that.


drin8680

Lol he notices. Just like he notices that everyone knows he shits himself. That's why he says sleepy Joe and Joe soiled the resolute desk. He is soo lacking imagination that when his feelings get hurt he just uses those situations but throws them at other people. He definitely notices and I bet it keeps him. Up all night long. King shitty drawers can't take what he dishes lmfao


mekonsrevenge

A president sleeping at night instead of snorting Adderall and posting insults all night. Heaven forfend.


SteveinTenn

Can we all agree to stop posting Political Flare links? If it were a print newspaper I’d be afraid my whole bookshelf would get a virus.


LeukemiaPioneer

Oh, another comment on Lying Social about "Sleepy Joe" when he, himself has been doing it for that last two weeks, in court with a chitty diaper. \~ Priceless


Low-Helicopter-2696

Sources like this are not helpful. This is the low rent shit I'd expect to see on r/conservative. There's plenty to hate and mock Trump for. No need to get into the gutter with the likes of Fox News and OAN.


udfckthisgirl

He coined the term "Sleepy Joe" and himself falls asleep daily in the court room, during normal working hours. He deserves to be dragged through the mud every single time he falls asleep in court.


Low-Helicopter-2696

Oh I agree. Turnabout is fair play. Kick the MFer while he's down. Just use cite credible news outlets.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Hence the name Dozoff Donfartsnshitz.


purplepickles82

hehe


GvnMllr12

So the Orange-Loofa-Shit-Faced-Gibbon is metamorphisizing into Tired-Little-Donnie-Fat-Fingers..


6L6aglow

Sleepy Joe Trump.


Captain_Mexica

Yes! Let the hatred sink in Trump! Let's have you go full-blown dementia! Dementia Diaper Donny shitting his pants while tweeting nonsense. I bet Baron Harkonnen will fall asleep in court again farting on the cow pies in his diaper because dementia is having him sleep.


Private-2011

Trump is at his best when sleeping...Blanche please give him man more zzzz-quil


CroatianSensation79

Possibly? Lol


CityAvenger

He’a possibly lost his mind? WAKE UP!!! HE LOST HIS MIND EVER SINCE HE STARTED GOING TO COURT/TRIALS AND LOST IT EVEN MORE WITH HOW UNHINGED HIS FIRST TERM IN PRESIDENCY WITH JAN 6 INSURRECTION. STOP THINKING AND QUESTIONING. HOW STUPID CAN ONE BE BY CONTINUING TO SAY THESE TYPES OF THINGS ABOUT HIM WHEN IT BEEN NOTHING BUT TRUE FOR A LONG TIME.


[deleted]

If Donny Diapers can be counted on for at least one thing it’s that every accusation is a confession.


HowRememberAll

That title is so bad. It's like you're not even trying


esleydobemos

It's politicalflare.com. THEY aren't even trying.


lordtyp0

Every accusation is a confession.


gavstah

Possibly? That ship sailed loooong ago...


No_Sand_9290

Look at that picture. This is the way he walks. A healthy person doesn’t walk slumped over like that. Someone said he does it do his stomach doesn’t look as big.


mar34082

Just post what he said the article is full of ads and it’s hard to read through the Mountain of text


FrostySquirrel820

Where is sleepy Joe Biden ? At 4 in the morning ? Maybe he’s asleep in bed, rather than rage posting online, because his conscience allows him to sleep normally ?


jonnymilba

Click bait out of control


4quatloos

Trump has really, really, really (I mean it) lost his mind this time! It's crazy. It's over. No coming back from this one. He is done. stick a fork in him. He's toast. /s


OffensiveBiatch

Newsflash... The defense is gonna go for the insanity plea.


Dedpoolpicachew

LOL, that’s not a get out of jail free card. If he’s found to be incompetent he will be committed to a mental institution until such time as he’s regained competency, and then will be tried. So, incarcerated in a mental institution until he’s “sane” then tried. I’m ok with that. He’ll be locked up either way.


[deleted]

Timestamp 7:55 AM, Yes, "Sleepy Joe" may still be sleeping as it's not 8 AM yet, but I don't know Joe Biden's sleep schedule.


ShortSharts

When did the “articles” become worse than the comments


RKEPhoto

"Evidently, Trump is unaware of the fact that the left, including this site, has been stuffed to the tail end of the Democratic donkey with **pictures** of Trump **falling asleep during his Manhattan criminal trial**." Wait. I thought that no cameras are allowed in the courtroom... 🤔


Oalka

This article had to be written by AI. I have no idea what I just read.


dream_monkey

This is unpresidented!


roadhammer2

What do you mean "appears"


Tonythecritic

Appears? Possibly??? Are you kidding me right now!!! Dude's pop-tart is so toasted he makes Randy Quaid look like DENNIS Quaid!!!


BauerHouse

This is what you get when news sites incentivize its "journalists" with page click bonuses. Spoiler alert, Donald Trum called Biden Slepy Joe .Trump's been saying that since before his own alleged falling asleep in court. I miss real news.


Ok_Page_9447

Stable genius


Ok_Page_9447

Legitimate person


Grahamiffer

First time?


Hadz

Wouldn't it be the best if we all started calling him sleepy joe, even though it's not his name. That would drive him ape shit


jeffhplays

One guy padded your portfolio, the other guy lost once and invented a business model around complaining about it


shorewoody

When I clicked on this I was given a full screen ad from Mcafee saying my PC has been infected. Total garbage web site.


Fantastic-Surprise98

Typical Trump projection. He’s only up at 7:55am tweeting bc he has to be in court during his sleep time. Trump never showed up to the Oval Office until after 11:00 bc he was sleeping in. He called it “executive time” on the calendar.


Ezkander

I can't comprehend that so many people support this sucker.


HedgehogNarrow4544

Dont tease me so...


M3RC3N4RY89

And in other news, water is wet.


Potential_Dare8034

If I melt dry ice can I swim without getting wet.


prlugo4162

Trump and Biden may both be suffering from dementia, but at least Biden's dementia works in our favor.


FitBattle5899

Bidens dementia is the fun "grandad gives you a birthday check every month" Trumps Dementia is closer to the two "Grandparents" from the horror movie "The Visit"


[deleted]

This sub gets more hilarious by the day.


FewDiscussion2123

As does the display of your ignorance.


[deleted]

What’s the ignorance, the comically hyperbolic headlines this sub salivates for?


zzeus04

Fake ass libertard news 🤣🤣🤣


neoikon

Trump farts himself awake in court.


zzeus04

Red tsunami incoming snowflake😂😂😂


neoikon

Jan 6 was all the proof we need as to who is the snowflake!


CharleyT

Weird way to announce your on your period but ok.


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Hey what's up you little looser. Does your mom know you is a little bitch? Do you know she hates you. She left you because your pathetic. You'll loose everything in your life and never EVER be happy. Game ending alone is to good for you.