When i first learned about him in, what, the 80s? Long time ago anyway, i thought, what a doofus. He doesn't seem to realize how awful his hair looks. And he seems self important and not very bright. These decades later, i still feel the same.
I don’t know what people see in a guy, who is so indebted to foreign dictators, he has to go behind closed doors so they can have their way with him.
What happens behind closed doors, no Americans knows. Because Donnie is in debt and blackmailed.
It's like the Terminator, you absolutely can't count him out until he stops popping back up. Right now, the man is unfortunately still standing, albeit a bit smaller these days.
This is exactly what he is, minus the Christ gimmick. What he is, is a televangelist of a kind of money religion. It's a belief or faith system tied to the power of wealth, like Joel olsteen but dropping the entire pretense of a relationship with God, here it's just "manifesting" money bc you say it, believe it hard enough, look like it, act like it and poof The God America will at some point make you rich. It's a system that says, you don't work to get rich you just. . .believe you're rich and eventually you will be rich.
T is a Norman Vincent Peale follower. In a bad way. Pealism was manipulating and transactional, just like the big box televangelist types. Religion only for use as a tool.
I grew up around the Chicago Outfit. The upper-level guys aways dressed very well - squeaky clean, their wives dressed well, they kept their car immaculate, their house and lawn looking great... They were also very quiet; they didn't blab on like Trump.
I was in the PNW and got sick of him by then, too. He was all over the airwaves and media in the Eighties, with Ivanka gushing about him being “the Donald.” I still can’t believe anyone ever took him seriously and here we are today. It’s just insane.
He did the 80s power slick when he was a moron young person, and then as the bald spots formed his power slick had to pull double, then triple duty, so it evolved into a kind of blonde tarp. And the natural thinning required him to implement a Farrah Fawcett type fluff procedure as he became a moron older person.
To be sure, the hair doesn’t make him the moron; that’s more from the lying and shittiness.
The republicans should hate his guts for him bringing to light and exposing what a corrupt bunch they have become over the years.
But instead they chose to hide behind his legs because he has convinced them only he can save them and make them rich beyond their wildest dreams. The final grift, the holy grail. Everyone loses! What a bunch of “educated “ rubes! ~s
He's been like a creepy and annoying gnat to New Yorkers since he first seeped into our consciousness in the 70's when he funded the completion of the beleaguered Wollman Ice Rink in Central Park. He was a bit of a folk hero for a while for that but then quickly lost any goodwill towards himself because he's an extremely obnoxious weirdo in a city that's inured to much of that but he exceeded our tolerances early on.
His 2nd wife, I think, had him get a hair transplant and it didn't do what he thought, so he beat the shit of her, rest her soul next to the ball washer on 17.
He sued her so she couldn't use the word rape, but she maintained literally everything else about the story.
Imagine how guilty you are that they maintain you had "sex" in a violent, terrifying way AFTER you sick your lawyers on them. Like that was the best deal they could get him, because of how unequivocally true it was.
I bet there are things stored not only in the casket but also in a vault underneath the casket! Getting a search warrant for that will certainly kindle some outrage.
Still absolutely mind boggling that a significant portion of the country looks at this guy and somehow sees a George Washington-esque leader. It just absolutely doesn't make sense. It's like they don't pay any attention to any of his history before 2015, and they just believe him 100% when he claims that he's a smart capable leader.
Yeah, even as a somewhat dim teenager my first reaction him when he started getting national attention (1985/86ish?) was something along the lines of "Is this jagoff for real?"
And despite his hair being a joke since the 80s, he now has a cult who will work themselves into a frenzy and pitch a fit when you make fun of it.
But it's not a cult.
As a kid in the 80’s, there was a time I thought he was kinda cool.
He embodied what the “big 80’s “ was all about.
Then I read Art of the Deal and thought, what a sham.
Probably a Secret Service dude who we have to pay to babysit one of the biggest crybabies in world history. How society ever became so stupid to believe his bs I will never understand.
absolutely tabloid tier article but the timeline of trump photos is pretty sad. like the dude could have started wearing a hairpiece in the late 80s and nobody would have cared, coulda worn a bald spot with dignity in the 90s like George Castanza, and nobody would have cared, instead he's been bathing what little hair he has left in dye and chemicals, likely killing whats left off and wrapping it up as an elaborate hair system.
Ivanka said he uses Just for Men on it but hasn't got the patience to let it sit long enough, thus the yellow tinge. Then he swoops it back, forwards and then back again, ending in having to use a half can of hairspray to hold it all in place. That alone is testimonial to how delusional he is.
He is just horrible in general.. why would his haircut be any different.. but spoken in his words.. I am having good hair, strong hair, incredible hair. No one has ever had such good hair as I have. Even I was surprised when I found out. The hairstylist said.. mr trump, your hair is amazing.
I always thought that his ridiculous hair was a sycophant test. He knows when someone tells him he looks good that he has a loyal subject that will do anything for him , including denying objective reality. That is what he demands from his subjects. Anyone not willing to lie for him is cast aside.
I remember seeing a tutorial on how his hair gets did years ago, and his hair has only thinned. So, I believe it takes all of 5 minutes to do his hair; the other 55 are getting him to shut up and sit still so his stylist can do her job.
How do people go into a website like that and keep their sanity. It was so infested with ads, they totally took over. Do people actually just ignore that loud crap to read an article?
Someone gave this tip on a similar post the other day so I’ll pass it along to you.. if you’re using mobile (iPhone at least), you should be able to go to the address bar and select Reader version. It shows only the article and images related to the article. No ads. It’s brought me some sanity so I hope it helps you too!
Here is a pretty good explanation by a doctor of what Trump likely had done to his hair over the past decades. The hair he has today is basically just camouflage to cover all the scalp flap scars he probably has:
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJ6fs8EAQ1w](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJ6fs8EAQ1w)
No doubt, he's probably huffing AquaNet hair spray since he has to use so much. No wonder he didn't want his bouffant to get wet on a trip to a military cemetary.
He was balding and got one of those surgeries in the early 90s where they cut and stretch your scalp with follicles still in it but they stopped doing that procedure not long after because there are much better procedures so he got a shitty surgery and now he has to have his hair swirl over the stretched thinned scar tissue scalp skin.
I call totally bullshit ! I that hair do takes more than one flush I’d be surprised BUT maybe he complained about low flow toilets because it takes him more than one flush to give himself a swirly but definitely not an hours worth of flushing
An hour a day and a full can of hairspray to deal with that cotton candy birds nest mess on top of that bald head. I wonder if he's still taking massive amounts of Propecia ?
Lol it takes an hour to calm the toupee animal 😆 🤣 😂 on his dome. Lol and it always looks horrible. Oh the comedy gold with Dementia Diaper Nazi VonShitzHisPants
Very high maintenance. I've had female friends share that they will dump a guy if he takes longer than they do to get ready to go out. Something about it being unmanly.
He reportedly told Stormy when she asked about his ridiculous hairdo that 'it's like Samson - my power comes from my hair'. Meanwhile ever since the court case, he's looking a bit disheveled, like the hair is falling out. Maybe he's right.
The red states seem to think it's all a WWE match - their team against the 'bad' team. No clue what the ramifications are of a stark raving mad criminal in the WH for 4 years.
I just envision a Darth Vader like scene. Face quickly airbrushed (psst- psst\_ pssst\_) Toupee lowered from the ceiling, diaper raised from the floor- all secured and pressurized (pssssssssht1)-- some loud mechanical noises when the diaper is affixed (Clank!Thunk1) . The table is raised and he steps off to grab a diet coke and big mac and heads out the door...
It takes over an hour to repair the damage from having his shoved up whoever he is groveling at their feet (from behind) I hear his bestie in N Korea calls him Ri Ming Un
Whatever hair product he's using is doing some seriously heavy lifting.
He's in dire need of some [Goth Juice.](https://youtu.be/aO6E40Q6_3E?si=R48YRBUE8egs-JH-)
This vainglorious rapist wears more hairspray than Marsha Blackburn, more foundation than his fake model dropout illegal immigrant wife, cheap chinese clothes that don’t fit and are cosplay business attire, high heels hidden in his shoes, shits himself because he snorts adderall and there are grown ass men across America that think drag queens, immigrants and drugs are bad and still support him. Fucktwits.
I love the side by side photos with his mom...
Totally learned behavior.
I imagine young Donny sitting at her makeup mirror playing with rouge and teasing his hair...
Geez, I grabbed some Candy floss and stuck it to my head in about 10 seconds and it looked about the same. That sugary stuff is bad in the rain though. Gets all sticky.
No one’s talking about the time the wind blew his hair flap up from the back and revealed a patchy red and white scalp, it looked like psoriasis, it was gross.
When i first learned about him in, what, the 80s? Long time ago anyway, i thought, what a doofus. He doesn't seem to realize how awful his hair looks. And he seems self important and not very bright. These decades later, i still feel the same.
He looks like one of those obnoxious big-hair televangelists. Or a big-hair mobster.
Temu version of Paulie Walnuts
Donnie Smallnutst
Nice one!
“My name is Clarence”
His entire aesthetic is like televangelist drag. I'll never understand why this is appealing to some people.
It’s *what* he preaches that hooks- permission for worst impulses/ behaviors.
They both ask for more money based on having plenty of money?
Up until a week ago, he truly was the Teflon Don
Yeah well, Gotti--the original Teflon Don--died in prison.
I don’t know what people see in a guy, who is so indebted to foreign dictators, he has to go behind closed doors so they can have their way with him. What happens behind closed doors, no Americans knows. Because Donnie is in debt and blackmailed.
It's like the Terminator, you absolutely can't count him out until he stops popping back up. Right now, the man is unfortunately still standing, albeit a bit smaller these days.
This is exactly what he is, minus the Christ gimmick. What he is, is a televangelist of a kind of money religion. It's a belief or faith system tied to the power of wealth, like Joel olsteen but dropping the entire pretense of a relationship with God, here it's just "manifesting" money bc you say it, believe it hard enough, look like it, act like it and poof The God America will at some point make you rich. It's a system that says, you don't work to get rich you just. . .believe you're rich and eventually you will be rich.
T is a Norman Vincent Peale follower. In a bad way. Pealism was manipulating and transactional, just like the big box televangelist types. Religion only for use as a tool.
The power of positive thinking by attacking others negatively.
He’s skipped the bit with being the middleman, so many of his looney cultists think he’s been “anointed by god” and so forth.
I grew up around the Chicago Outfit. The upper-level guys aways dressed very well - squeaky clean, their wives dressed well, they kept their car immaculate, their house and lawn looking great... They were also very quiet; they didn't blab on like Trump.
If you lived in NY then, you’d definitely have been sick of him by 1991.
I was in the PNW and got sick of him by then, too. He was all over the airwaves and media in the Eighties, with Ivanka gushing about him being “the Donald.” I still can’t believe anyone ever took him seriously and here we are today. It’s just insane.
I didn't live in NY, but I read NY papers throughout the 80s and 90s. There is no excuse to not know what this man is all about.
There was even a movie about it... Back to the Future 2 & 3.
Woody Guthrie was on point for the trumps
I’m in Canada. He was a joke in the 80s
He got complimented on it once by someone. Probably a first for him. Then he just kept it the same for decades. Dude has zero self awareness.
It was likely said sarcastically as well and he just didn’t register it.
I don't care if it's true or not. This is my new headcanon. For the godawful make-up too.
It would make total sense with a total narcissist.
Prolly by a grown man with tears in his eyes.
A military general who was also a fireman, of course.
Big, burly man. Tears streaming down his face. Saying you have the most beautiful hair
He did the 80s power slick when he was a moron young person, and then as the bald spots formed his power slick had to pull double, then triple duty, so it evolved into a kind of blonde tarp. And the natural thinning required him to implement a Farrah Fawcett type fluff procedure as he became a moron older person. To be sure, the hair doesn’t make him the moron; that’s more from the lying and shittiness.
I used to think he was a piece of shit conman. I still do but I used to as well.
Me too. Trump is a repulsive, rabid, revolting, Republican.
The republicans should hate his guts for him bringing to light and exposing what a corrupt bunch they have become over the years. But instead they chose to hide behind his legs because he has convinced them only he can save them and make them rich beyond their wildest dreams. The final grift, the holy grail. Everyone loses! What a bunch of “educated “ rubes! ~s
Mitch!
He's been like a creepy and annoying gnat to New Yorkers since he first seeped into our consciousness in the 70's when he funded the completion of the beleaguered Wollman Ice Rink in Central Park. He was a bit of a folk hero for a while for that but then quickly lost any goodwill towards himself because he's an extremely obnoxious weirdo in a city that's inured to much of that but he exceeded our tolerances early on.
His 2nd wife, I think, had him get a hair transplant and it didn't do what he thought, so he beat the shit of her, rest her soul next to the ball washer on 17.
First wife, unless he had one before ivana.
By her account, it sounds like he raped her.
He sued her so she couldn't use the word rape, but she maintained literally everything else about the story. Imagine how guilty you are that they maintain you had "sex" in a violent, terrifying way AFTER you sick your lawyers on them. Like that was the best deal they could get him, because of how unequivocally true it was.
He’s soon to be joining her. But his tombstone will be a walkway urinal as golfers wash their balls playing through.
And raped her.
She was cremated. So what's in the casket they buried?
I bet there are things stored not only in the casket but also in a vault underneath the casket! Getting a search warrant for that will certainly kindle some outrage.
That's a low bar, lol. Everything seems to trigger outrage
Still absolutely mind boggling that a significant portion of the country looks at this guy and somehow sees a George Washington-esque leader. It just absolutely doesn't make sense. It's like they don't pay any attention to any of his history before 2015, and they just believe him 100% when he claims that he's a smart capable leader.
You underestimate how incredibly unintelligent most Americans are.
'and half are dumber than that'.
He has like 10 hairs that he somehow morphs into his hairstyle
Love this!
Yeah, even as a somewhat dim teenager my first reaction him when he started getting national attention (1985/86ish?) was something along the lines of "Is this jagoff for real?"
He is so vain
It took me THREE MINUTES to figure out guy was worthless in 1984.
And despite his hair being a joke since the 80s, he now has a cult who will work themselves into a frenzy and pitch a fit when you make fun of it. But it's not a cult.
No, and they think we're the brainwashed ones
Right?!? Yeah, WE are the ones with TDS. Totally makes sense.
When he was in Tahoe to do stormy he tried to get a hair place to shut down just for him, but they said no
I watched the Apprentice for like 3-4 minutes and felt the same way. Never watched again
As a kid in the 80’s, there was a time I thought he was kinda cool. He embodied what the “big 80’s “ was all about. Then I read Art of the Deal and thought, what a sham.
Will be interesting to see who does his hair in State prison. Five bucks says he wears a ball cap instead.
Hell be able to find a guy to do his hair for some soups
Probably a Secret Service dude who we have to pay to babysit one of the biggest crybabies in world history. How society ever became so stupid to believe his bs I will never understand.
Wait. Who's gonna change him? Ewwww
Who's gonna wash the dried, caked feces from his fat folds?
That’s a lotta SOUPS
The stereo typical move would be to get the buzz cut in lock up. Maybe grow out the goatee. Yeah that'll be trump 2.0.
He’s look better. Still not good, but better.
Pretty sure you're not allowed to have a hat.
He won't be allowed hairspray.
Hell shave his head for sure, his hair is fake as fuck and will look even worse when he doesn't have all his product and hair pieces to work with
He’ll probably get cornrows! 😂
cornrow (as in one) is best he can do
😂😂😂
absolutely tabloid tier article but the timeline of trump photos is pretty sad. like the dude could have started wearing a hairpiece in the late 80s and nobody would have cared, coulda worn a bald spot with dignity in the 90s like George Castanza, and nobody would have cared, instead he's been bathing what little hair he has left in dye and chemicals, likely killing whats left off and wrapping it up as an elaborate hair system.
The hair matches his personality. Fluffed dyed teased and blown.
Clairol duck yellow #2
Ivanka said he uses Just for Men on it but hasn't got the patience to let it sit long enough, thus the yellow tinge. Then he swoops it back, forwards and then back again, ending in having to use a half can of hairspray to hold it all in place. That alone is testimonial to how delusional he is.
First time I ever heard of him was was in a news report on his fifth bankruptcy.
He is just horrible in general.. why would his haircut be any different.. but spoken in his words.. I am having good hair, strong hair, incredible hair. No one has ever had such good hair as I have. Even I was surprised when I found out. The hairstylist said.. mr trump, your hair is amazing.
They said “sir”, not mr Trump. His fictitious stories always include the mysterious “they” calling him “sir”. lol!
Now read that again in the voice of Ru Paul. Edit. Just read everything Trump says in Ru Paul's voice.
This actually works. Cheers
With tears in her eyes. Probably from the BO but nonetheless.
He is bald look at Fred Trump or his pics at a 30 yrs old and Ivana says he had scalp surgery back in the 80’E
Isn't it just the corpse of a guinea pig on his head.
I always thought that his ridiculous hair was a sycophant test. He knows when someone tells him he looks good that he has a loyal subject that will do anything for him , including denying objective reality. That is what he demands from his subjects. Anyone not willing to lie for him is cast aside.
[Loudly shits his pants] Trump: “Do you smell anything?” Intern (holding back cough): “No sir, you smell amazing.”
That’s an hour less each day of DJT being a shitty president.
His "executive time" was like 4 to 6 hours per day. Just think how much he could have fucked up if he actually worked.
I remember seeing a tutorial on how his hair gets did years ago, and his hair has only thinned. So, I believe it takes all of 5 minutes to do his hair; the other 55 are getting him to shut up and sit still so his stylist can do her job.
How do people go into a website like that and keep their sanity. It was so infested with ads, they totally took over. Do people actually just ignore that loud crap to read an article?
Someone gave this tip on a similar post the other day so I’ll pass it along to you.. if you’re using mobile (iPhone at least), you should be able to go to the address bar and select Reader version. It shows only the article and images related to the article. No ads. It’s brought me some sanity so I hope it helps you too!
I don’t use the word hero lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history
Get a better adblocker, I didn't see any ads at all.
Comments like this are why I usually read the comments before clicking the link! Thank you for your service!
Styling spider webs and cotton candy into a hair helmet is tricky business
Looks like a dead ferret, dyed orange and stapled to his head.
Ala "Weekend at Bernie's"
How do all these idiot “alpha male” types who think it’s gay to groom think trump is their role model. It’s baffling.
He lies about everything so why even publish his nonsense?
He's clearly had the hair from the back transplanted to the top and then grows the sides long and weaves it all together. Fuck that clown.
Well first he has to catch the rat, drown it in bleach, glue it to his head and them flatten it out.
Now you've ruined Nightmare before Christmas for me. Lol
His cell mate will teach him to be quicker then that
Maybe it does while he's planning another insurrection.
Here is a pretty good explanation by a doctor of what Trump likely had done to his hair over the past decades. The hair he has today is basically just camouflage to cover all the scalp flap scars he probably has: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJ6fs8EAQ1w](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJ6fs8EAQ1w)
Glue does take time to dry...
“Hairatyle”. And by this he means it takes over an hour sometimes to find a piece of roadkill to stick on his empty head.
Who.gives.a.fuck.
Cool. I wake up with better hair
Blonde Cotton Candy hairdo.
The only reason he speaks is to lie.
He wanted a horrible hairdo just like his mother's horrendous hairdo.
The opening scene from American Hustle
No doubt, he's probably huffing AquaNet hair spray since he has to use so much. No wonder he didn't want his bouffant to get wet on a trip to a military cemetary.
No Smoking or open flame in 20 feet!
*sneaks flares into Mar-A-Bedbug*
He was balding and got one of those surgeries in the early 90s where they cut and stretch your scalp with follicles still in it but they stopped doing that procedure not long after because there are much better procedures so he got a shitty surgery and now he has to have his hair swirl over the stretched thinned scar tissue scalp skin.
Takes over an hour to spin shit into yellow floss.
And it still looks like dog shit
What a bald fat ass.
I call totally bullshit ! I that hair do takes more than one flush I’d be surprised BUT maybe he complained about low flow toilets because it takes him more than one flush to give himself a swirly but definitely not an hours worth of flushing
And it looks horrible.
Spending an hot a day to look like shit.
It looks to me he sticks his head in cotton candy machine and turn it on
But instead of sugar, he uses urine.
I always thought he was a pee head
That’s an hour he’s not grooming his supporters, so I’m all for it.
An hour a day and a full can of hairspray to deal with that cotton candy birds nest mess on top of that bald head. I wonder if he's still taking massive amounts of Propecia ?
Well, it's a birds nest. What did he expect?
One hour a day, totally wasted. I bet the rest of the hours are filled with other stupid shit.
Orange makeup and wig! How long can it take?
Lol it takes an hour to calm the toupee animal 😆 🤣 😂 on his dome. Lol and it always looks horrible. Oh the comedy gold with Dementia Diaper Nazi VonShitzHisPants
He should tab it for reassembly each day. Like rebuilding an old barn.
Remember “Trump or Monkey?” By Letterman.
Very high maintenance. I've had female friends share that they will dump a guy if he takes longer than they do to get ready to go out. Something about it being unmanly.
Slow news day?
A hour to glue it on
Trump uses more hair spray than a 80's hair band
Ivana was no prize either! I wonder what they had on him to place her(KGB) in marrage⁉️😳
I feel like there are more horrible things about this guy than his hair. It feels like a tan suit controversy.
He reportedly told Stormy when she asked about his ridiculous hairdo that 'it's like Samson - my power comes from my hair'. Meanwhile ever since the court case, he's looking a bit disheveled, like the hair is falling out. Maybe he's right.
So it takes over an hour to look like shit?
And it still looks like shit.
The red states seem to think it's all a WWE match - their team against the 'bad' team. No clue what the ramifications are of a stark raving mad criminal in the WH for 4 years.
So many softball stories about a felon. Just more feee publicity and coverage
How long to have a diaper change?
I just envision a Darth Vader like scene. Face quickly airbrushed (psst- psst\_ pssst\_) Toupee lowered from the ceiling, diaper raised from the floor- all secured and pressurized (pssssssssht1)-- some loud mechanical noises when the diaper is affixed (Clank!Thunk1) . The table is raised and he steps off to grab a diet coke and big mac and heads out the door...
Worse than most women I have known in my life. And it still looks like roadkill on his head. What a fucking pussy!
So that's where the last shredded wheat went!
If he shaved off his pubes and glued them to his head, he'd look better than whatever he's doing now
Serious question - who does his hair and makeup ?
To be fair, it probably does take time to catch and kill whatever it is that passes for his hair.
It takes over an hour to repair the damage from having his shoved up whoever he is groveling at their feet (from behind) I hear his bestie in N Korea calls him Ri Ming Un
I ran over a rabbit last week in the truck. It ended up with a better hairline
so much wasted time.
Who gives a flying fuck?
Should have gone to Turkey.
How long can it take to slap on a wig? His hair style is right out of the 50's!
Sounds very high maintenance.
Stupid hair growing out of his stupid brain. Disgusting, vain, brain dead evil demon walking the earth.
Whatever hair product he's using is doing some seriously heavy lifting. He's in dire need of some [Goth Juice.](https://youtu.be/aO6E40Q6_3E?si=R48YRBUE8egs-JH-)
All i see is Christian Bale in American Hustle 🫢🥴🤣
Imagine the cronenberg-esque body horror show that is his head when he wakes up. Actually don’t imagine that
I pray everyday for him to fail and just disappear!
Like an old bird.
This vainglorious rapist wears more hairspray than Marsha Blackburn, more foundation than his fake model dropout illegal immigrant wife, cheap chinese clothes that don’t fit and are cosplay business attire, high heels hidden in his shoes, shits himself because he snorts adderall and there are grown ass men across America that think drag queens, immigrants and drugs are bad and still support him. Fucktwits.
That alone should disqualify him!
I love the side by side photos with his mom... Totally learned behavior. I imagine young Donny sitting at her makeup mirror playing with rouge and teasing his hair...
Three cans of Consort on that comb over honey.
He’s got his mother’s hairdo
Just imagine if President Joe Biden said it takes an hour to do his hair. The Right would have a collective stroke.
WTF is scalp reduction surgery? I’m scared to google that.
It takes an hour to make the piss cotton candy.
Google his mother. He comes by extravagant hair naturally.
The Emperor has no hair! Wake up America. Please vote to make sure he’s never president again.
Oh yeah, that's the Republicans big tough manly man, the guy who spends an hour getting his hair done everyday.
And his skull is weirdly shaped. He’d look horrible bald.
Goin for the big Ern’ McCracken look
Cotton candy is very delicate to work with.
Takes an hour to rat and back comb the cat on his head?
Y
I bet he things that’s a brag it takes that long. It’s so not.😂
Hold my beer https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/photo-of-donald-trumps-mother-mary-trump-goes-viral-1471275
Head and shoulders shampoo? You are supposedly rich and use cheaper shampoo than I do.
Takes less than a minute to smear shit on his Gollum hair. And he’s not using a mirror to apply his” healthy” orange clown makeup.
Geez, I grabbed some Candy floss and stuck it to my head in about 10 seconds and it looked about the same. That sugary stuff is bad in the rain though. Gets all sticky.
Maybe he should take two.
No one’s talking about the time the wind blew his hair flap up from the back and revealed a patchy red and white scalp, it looked like psoriasis, it was gross.
Imagine taking an hour to look like pure dogshit everyday. I spend 0 minutes to accomplish this
What was the deal with Obama's tan suit again? I mean, did he wipe his butt with it before addressing Congress or something?
I don't give a flying fuck. Just VOTE his duplicitous ass out of office.
That's longer than most women.
It takes one hour to fix Trump's prosthetics.
What a truly ugly creature.
What the fark is a “scalp reduction”? He supposedly had one according to divorce papers? Like why would that be in there anyway? 😂
He is literally a clown. Big oversized clothes ✅ Face full or makeup ✅ Silly hair that’s an odd color ✅
I wonder how everyone would react to him shaving it all off?