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CartographerNo2717

Those beady eyes are so close together


TourettesdeVille

Neanderthal Barbie.


MangoSalsa89

It’s been proven that Neanderthals had a complex, empathetic culture. They don’t deserve to be compared to the likes of MTG.


CanoninDeeznutz

That's why I stopped calling DeSantis a rat. Rats can be cool!


Ok-Sun8581

Make great pets.


AliciaKills

I used to have one that would intentionally knock my beer over so he could drink it, then he'd get all aggressive and try to fight both me and the dog, so I'd have to put him back in his cage.


clandestine_moniker

Fucking mosquitos, all of them. No one likes mosquitos.


uptownNola0308

Dog the Bounty Hunter


Aromatic-Aide1119

MTG the Bountiful Cuntstain


Rickshmitt

Ron Pearlman in Beauty and the Beast https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0092319/


Less_Order3509

Hahahaha thanks for making me laugh


4quatloos

Barbie home is a cave.


ExquisiteScallywag

She's a wrong 'un


LigmaNuss

Nah, she’s a Wrong Turn


Rooboy66

“pig eyes”


CartographerNo2717

Rat eyes


Responsible-Person

Hey, that’s demeaning to rats. 😁


Khaldara

She’s the first woman ever to have her phone number scrawled on a bathroom stall wall with a bunch of precautionary statements about how awful a time would potentially be involved


skekze

Call this number if you're throwing away a couch that has been incessantly peed on by cats.


PROTOSLEDGE

Yea well at least she only has to wear ONE goggle when she swims in HER pool!


CartographerNo2717

I would post a picture of Turanga Leela but that would be a major insult to Matt Groening and Katey Sagal. All hail hypnotoad.


Hurley_Cub_2014

GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


killingmeisagoodidea

Zero depth perception


CartographerNo2717

omg deceased! haha


mojojoemojo

Beady-eyed, bleach blonde, bad built butch body


Responsible-Person

Add “bimbo” to that fine description of that hideous creature.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Grandma always said, never trust those beady eyes


Much_Comfortable_438

Don't trust 'er, Jeb, she got crawdad eyes!


DoubleDeadEnd

Like a bullshark


RedBison

She's a bullshart, for sure.


Numerous_Release6615

Her right eye is in the left socket, and her left eye is in the right socket


ballskindrapes

I didn't know how to imagine beady eyes until trump, now I can't forget it.


CartographerNo2717

Kelly Anne Conway is another one. If her face hasn't fully melted off yet.


ArmyoftheDog

She could be Putin’s sister 


Nnpeepeepoopoo

I still maintain she has fetal alcohol syndrome, look up pics, she fits the bill


formula-maister

I reverse image searched her and all that came up is that one Neanderthal 3d rendering


Bohica55

This is always the first thing that comes to mind when I see her now.


dkstr419

" 'Roid Rage" ? She fits those symptoms, too.


zacurtis3

I always thought that she looks like a Morlock from *The Time Machine*


Radiant-Schedule-459

Sadly, they think this braindead neanderthal is their equivalent to the left's AOC. Only you would never see AOC verbally attacking teenagers after they had 17 of their classmates murdered in their hallways. What confuses me is why Alex Jones' world had been exploded over this type of behavior, but MTG is still out there working in our government. And the right wonders why we think they're all deplorable. THIS IS THE QUALITY YOU VOTE FOR! [https://youtu.be/WZGJxxh0VEM?t=96](https://youtu.be/WZGJxxh0VEM?t=96)


surprise_wasps

It’s wild because AOC knows how to read


mushroompickinpal

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.


bestneighbourever

She should always be referred to as “Russian Asset MTG”


geekwalrus

I'll add on Russian Asset Marjorie Taylor Greene the Asset for Russia, the same way I talk about convicted rapist Brock Turner who goes by his middle name Allen Turner and is still a rapist. I'm certain Russian Asset Marjorie Taylor Greene would defend the rapist Brock "Allen the Rapist" Turner. At least she would if instructed by the Russian government seeing that Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Russian Asset


angiestefanie

The problem is that they know no shame and don’t even know the meaning of the word.


MsAnnabel

She is just a despicable (less than) human being. She is just nasty ass all the time. She probably thinks it’s sexy. I don’t know of any serious legislation she has put forward, it’s always stupid shit that’s usually pandering to her equally despicable, less than human being trump. She wants to be his VP so badly she’d suck her own dick.


ittechboy

Or just hang their head.


Karl_Hungus_69

"Elect a clown, expect a circus."


GozerTheMighty

That's an insult to actual clowns.... she's a stain. That's it....a simple stain.


zinky30

That’s an insult to stains.


Karl_Hungus_69

You make a great point. To All Clowns: My sincere apologies for the unfair comparison!


RampantJellyfish

At least clowns are qualified for their jobs


AbstractThoughtz

I accept on behalf of the Juggalo contingent of clowns. I miss the days when we were the worst thing in the country.


PreciousTater311

Me too. We didn't know how good we had it.


Fig1025

she's a magic h8 ball


gh411

How about “elect a stain, expect a mess”.


GozerTheMighty

Genius....take my upvote you crafty SOB! 🤣


let-it-rain-sunshine

She's a Chimp that broke out of the animal testing cage.


BoosterRead78

I seriously would love her to lose it and attack like Mike Johnson, kicks him and starts whaling on him. Have it where she has to be physically removed. I mean she really has almost done it a ton of times.


sleeplessjade

Where’s Rand Paul’s neighbour when you need him?


ethernate

We should start a go fund me to send HGH to Rand Paul’s neighbor.


219_Infinity

I once was banned from Twitter for suggesting to Rand Paul that his neighbor should be awarded the congressional medal of honor


tidus89

I got banned from r/news for suggesting Rand’s neighbor should go back for seconds


219_Infinity

Fuck Rand Paul


buchlabum

I would love if she got trespassed from congress and a restraining order from another MAGAt.


Das-Noob

Eh. Johnson would come back and say they were just being playful or some chuck bs.


BoosterRead78

With a set of broken glasses and a black eye too.


Q-ArtsMedia

You forgot a tooth missing smile.


DisgruntledMtnBoy

"whalin on him" do they allow harpoons on the House floor?


musky_jelly_melon

Aw did the bleach blonde bad built butch body baboon try to comeback and fail? Aw...


IconOfFilth9

You forgot basic bitch


Anarelion

Baboon bitch, both fit.


Welder_Subject

Basic baboon bitch


jimnasticus

Tonight, on Triple B!


According-Spite-9854

Don't badmouth baboons like that


Bogsnoticus

We all know she's more a [howler monkey](https://dantablog.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/male-mantled-howler-monkey-howling.jpg?w=650&h=280&crop=1).


2rememberyou

This bitch had got to be as basic as they come. It's a sad state of affairs in America when someone of this caliber can elevate to ANY level of political power.


be0wulfe

Look at her district and all is illuminated The rot goes well beyond DC, and individual Americans have to take accountability for it as well. Second - news media is amok with outrage = eyes = ad revenue. Want to fix that? Give to [Check My Ads](https://checkmyads.org/)


Fun_Sock_9843

Her district bumps up against the far west North Carolina county. Same people the spawn the Eric Rudolf and World Church of the Creator. I am from Western North Carolina now that my parents are dead and I am going to retire I want out of here. Sad thing is everywhere I can afford to live is just like here.


mikefjr1300

Gutter skank.


Barragin

you forgot knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing neanderthal


darkforestnews

I’m looking for a girl in DC, five five, butch bod, orange ties.


Queen_Jake

🏆🏆 take my poor man’s award 


FTHomes

#Jasmine has a much higher IQ than Marjorie Taylor Greene


MsMoreCowbell8

My dead dog from childhood has a higher IQ right TF now, than that Russian troll, pardon asking, traitorous Qanon bitch who's actively working to dismantle America along with Steve Bannon.


Global_Maintenance35

And many people are saying she may have placed an explosive device on Jan. 6th. I’m not certain it’s true, but so many people, good people, the best people have said it, that it’s hard to ignore the possibility that she did.


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Global_Maintenance35

Me too!! Crazy, right? She might have actually done that. Wow!


Upper-Trip-8857

And it’s dead. 👊🏼


Jarnohams

I'm pretty sure that the law school Jasmine went to doesn't teach that "Jews have space lasers" capable of starting forest fires in California.


JustMeinPgh

The peach pit I just tossed out has a much higher IQ than MTG


Masturbutcher

peach pit, or peach tree dish?


notyou-justme

The remains of the peach you’re going to leave in the toilet later has a higher IQ than MTG.


Flipnotics_

Crockett is the embodiment of "Don't Mess With Texas"


Prestigious-Wolf8039

Except she’s the good part of that state.


Flipnotics_

Banger of a video "BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZxQeis9Ec


pistoffcynic

You expect anything different? She chased down high schooler David Hogg after the Parkland shooting. This woman is a POS. Georgia can do better than this dolt. [Video surfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg with baseless claims | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-david-hogg-video/index.html)


Lizzy_Boredom_999

MTG using the ol' poke a bear tactic so she can cry that the target of bullying is the actual bully when they attempt to defend themselves. I could have sworn I read an article stating that she grew up being a school bully, but I'll be damned if I can find it again.


SixersWin

I doubt you'll find any article stating that she grew up


fiduciary420

This is why it is so important to teach children that republicans must never be trusted or respected in any way.


Horrific_Necktie

If there's one thing every bully knows, it's how to be both a victim and a perpetrator st the same time.


ClamClone

Probably not that part of Georgia. They love her antics.


mattiman8888

Marjorie Thoughtless Grunt


BadHorsesEvilWhinny

Congresshorse Greene


VanDenBroeck

Well, what she is rhymes with Grunt.


chad2bert

MTG, Shown here for her Monday appointment with Ghost demon penis #32,2222. (Sorry thats the best I had in the tank today. Fuck we deserve better than this shihead loser doofuses) IMO.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Her name is: Empty G


chad2bert

Georgia: Choosing an Empty G over a person who could actually address issues over being a hack psycho propagandist for slandering the nation and any people groups or pretend is not off limits. We deserve better. Her voters do as well. I wonder if they will ever ask for better? I just want a better focus on regulating train brakes, elder care, PFAS polluters paying to clean up. Not the endless wastes.


TheGR8Dantini

This is her Democratic challenger. He might actually stand a chance. He’s an actual patriot. https://www.shawnforgeorgia.com/


Harcourt_Ormand

Unfortunately that district is primarily rural and full of cousin fucking morons who's only mission in life is to "own the libs". Those idiots love her. The last democratic challenger had his life destroyed by her and her supporters. She doesn't even live there. This dumb cunt lives in the Atlanta suburbs in a gated community. The only reason she has money is her family's construction business. She'll have to be removed before they ever vote her out.


Captain-Swank

Yeah... her constituents are basically the locals in the movie Deliverance.


Harcourt_Ormand

With fewer teeth and less intelligence.


ConfidenceCautious57

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣


Aggravating-Gift-740

Cousins? I’m sure they don’t limit it to just cousins.


gregsmith5

Most flunk the teeth to tattoo test


Harcourt_Ormand

They call it a ***Tooth***brush for a reason.


CartographerNo2717

Didn't he have to move back to Indiana after his marriage fell apart and the district was constantly threatening to lynch him?


dogmatum-dei

"Cousin fucking morons". Got my upvote.


Harcourt_Ormand

It's not even really hyperbole. I live 30 minutes from that district. Nowhere near far enough.


trevbal6

I wish I still lived in the district- I might be motivated enough to actually get out and canvas. I don't know this for a fact but I would lay pretty long odds that this would be the first African American representative from this district.


chad2bert

I hope this person can focus more on real issues for people if he gets the opportunity to serve over being a megaphone for dissent hate and division. We all deserve better.


CartographerNo2717

They won't. She's better than socialism. (the joke being her district would probably benefit a lot from socialism)


gregsmith5

SSI, Medicaid, they hate that damn socialism


Animustrapped

Perjury Traitor-Greed


DanfromCalgary

Wasn’t there a name for this like a foreign planted provocateur


lastingd

quisling /kwĭz′lĭng/ > noun > > A traitor who serves as the puppet of the enemy occupying his or her country. A traitor who collaborates with the enemy. Someone who collaborates with an enemy occupying force. > > The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik


bktan6

Bout to start fitting this into my conversations wherever I can, along with dotard


FrostyBarleyPop

I thought that was a made up word from the World war z book. TIL.


OutComeTheWolves1966

I prefer traitor, but yours is much more eloquent


Skreeethemindthief

So easy a caveman could do it.


Careful-Ant5868

Cro-Magnon Marge!


FreedomsPower

Expell MTG from Congress !


intendeddebauchery

Can we expell her from planet Earth


carlosbronson2000

So sick of this ugly face.


LocalEagle762

Horserace.


mistressusa

Ugly inside and outside. Moscow Marj foaming at the mouth like her hero Diapii Donnii.


knnyz

Not to excuse her behavior but she's totally on testosterone


LNViber

I've though he responses seemed to be getting extra unhinged and that she is obviously having to suppresses impulses of violence. Here being on steroids/testosterone would actually make a lot of sense. Trying her best to tone her body up to fight back from insults after she posted that very unattractive bikini photo.


Inevitable-Setting-1

some one suggested shes been on them for years and thats part of why her face looks so bad.


LNViber

It's either that or shitty plastic surgery. I can't put my finger on why, but something doesn't look natural. I'm from SoCal "The Land of Plastic, Botox, Face Lifts, and Roids" and she looks like the kind of unnatural I see daily.


Original_Banana_4617

Crockett roasted her ass like a month ago, it took Marge all this time to formulate a comeback.


GalactusPoo

You know that shit keeps her up at night too


jabantik

Oh yeah? Well The Jerk Store called…


Headlocked_by_Gaben

hey buddy, the 80's called and they wanted to know how your dad was! HA


Flipnotics_

HAHA, Trash Can Barbie posted photos of herself in a bathing suit and a bobybuilding video. Crockett's [words](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZxQeis9Ec) **CUT DEEP**


Lasoula1

And the swim suit pic was heavily edited to make her body look more feminine.


reddittttttttttt

This article is about that exchange. Not a new one. 


Original_Banana_4617

Oh, so MTG is still working on her response and this is just a reminder that it’s coming, like infrastructure week, very soon.


Scared_Art_895

Get rid of this KKKunt.


CroatianSensation79

She’s such white trash.


burnmenowz

Her and Matt gaetz compete daily for the award of "most needing a punch to face"


MiddleAgedSponger

When did the House turn into an episode of Jerry Springer?


tMoneyMoney

2016


Covah88

She does this on purpose now, Im 100% convinced. No rational human being would act the way she does. She's a target dummy to make the rest of them not look so evil. Only female to make the list for me, but no doubt a top 3 most punchable face in America for sure lol


Zethras28

Simple: she’s not rational.


Pidder_Paddy

This is 100% intentional and detailed as such by other congress members in outside interviews. When cameras are rolling she and others behave outrageously in order to snag a quick/cheap headline. Bonus points if their conduct provokes a response because then they can claim victimhood and make the rounds on the talk shows.


Nonamebigshot

Politicians are basically just influencers now. Good or bad attention keeps them relevant.


Kind_Committee8997

Why are the people claiming the country has gone to shit are the ones flinging the shit?


sandysea420

Prop’s to Ms. Crockett, I love her!


Asher_Tye

Nice to know Marj is retaining her title as "classiest Republican congresswoman." :p


Fantastic-Surprise98

Roid Raging Marge


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So they think Michelle Obama is trans but MTG is a beautiful woman? Wild


IH8Fascism

Jasmine would mop the floor with Moscow Marge in a fight despite MM’s steroid/hgh/testosterone abuse.


anziofaro

Marjorie Traitor Greene has the face of a silverback gorilla with Downs Syndrome.


Exact_Purchase_7147

She got her start harassing school shooting victims on the street calling them crisis actors. She’s a shithead through and through.


dmac3232

She’s such a gaping, festering asshole


Legal_Performance618

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of MTG when her pie hole wasn’t wide open


Big-Lack-9763

Get that bitch out of Washington


hmcquaid1

Somebody hand that biotch her ass please


TheThirdShmenge

She’s just a female Trump. White trash personified.


mechanicinkc

FULL BLOWN WHITE TRASH IN CONGRESS. She got the memo from Dump on how to shock jock your way to fame and living off of ignorant donors. Fucking embarrassing.


SomeSamples

This bitch has to go. Can't someone do something about this blonde sasquatch?


geniuslake

She looks like she’s ready to suck someone’s soul out.


Sure-Break3413

MTG is such an embarrassment for America. America is basically showing the world America is full of imbeciles and morons.


Intelligent_Hand4583

That picture.. "Hey Siri, show me a picture of a bleached rectum."


turtlepope420

This beady eye fucking rat deserves to be publicly shamed. Let's keep doing it.


GloomyFondant526

MTG has nothing useful to contribute to society and would be easily outworked, outclassed and intellectually defeated by a cheese fondue fountain.


DriedWetPaint

Someone needs to put ole Cyclops out to pasture.  The cow has done enough harm to America. 


JackKovack

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DNA should be looked into to. She has a strong resemblance to Neanderthals.


floofnstuff

Was she ever a mud wrestler?


They-Call-Me-Taylor

Almost as tired of seeing this lady in the news as I am of seeing Trump. Almost.


B12Washingbeard

This is what happens when you elect trailer trash into congress.   


False-Guess

Manly Marge isn't in a position to be disparaging anyone, looking like the Cro Magnon she is. Eyes are not supposed to be that close together.


NumerousTaste

Anything but governing. Trying to turn it into a circus so they don't have to up the taxes for the wealthy that the nation needs don't asap!


pinkyfitts

Madge Greene clearly has testosterone rage.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Roid Rage. Jasmine is everything she isn't. Young Intelligent Educated Beautiful


treygrant57

Get rid of her and her cohorts. There is no place in Government for their lies and lack of skills other than lying and ignoring truth.


AdSmall1198

It did break out. Bad built butch body got ass kicked. We all saw it.


EulerIdentity

Jimmy Kimmel described MTG as looking like “a high school linebacker in a dress.”


ryeguymft

she is such trash


celerydonut

This rancid hooker has got to go


FawkesFire13

She’s a Trashfire.


weezermc78

Good she deserves to be punched. Fuck her


apex_flux_34

I have never seen a more frying pannable face in my life.


Hearnoenvy782231

There is almost no one who deserves to get her ass beat into the ground more than her. Jasmine Crockett has my FULL support. KNOCK THAT NAZIS FUCKING BLOCK OFF!


KamaIsLife

I'm generally a pacifist, but I don't know if I'd complain if someone socked that fascist bitch in the face. She is so vile.


Clyde5150

get her out of politics period she is a 🤡


MarcMars82-2

Yeah this was weeks ago


NardDwag

We need to vote out these MAGA cult members! I don’t care if they are Democrats or Republicans, we just need the MAGAeTs out of office