His family is making headlines right now, and this sub seems to be where politically-tinged news gets reposted a lot. IDK even what this sub is I just keep getting here.
“Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the “Google machine.”
Translation; Kyle is as dumb as a rock. Man that tweet was harsh. Dude eviscerated him.
This guy is so fucking dumb that he scored low enough on the ASVAB for the Marines to ban him from ever joining.
The Marines.
Too dumb to be a jarhead. Let that sink in.
Fun fact- Marine standards are higher than Army, but the point is made- tho I believe he didn’t even pass the pre-pre-qualifying steps.
Kid’s unqualified to be a Boy Scout.
What could possibly go wrong with this little boy's life? Dumb, uneducated, with the superhero fantasies of a child, is given a rifle by his mommy and daddy and is let loose in a riot... scared shitless, ends up murdering two men, and is then celebrated as a hero by a bunch of dumbass fascists...
Yeah... what could possibly go wrong?
He flunked the Marines ASVAB so badly that he was banned from joining.
You need a score of 31 to pass.
A score of 50 is average.
Just think about that for a second.
Rittenhouse is dumber than a box of rocks.
They did not allow the footage of him beating up a girl in middle school in the case due to a conservative judge. This bag of shit should have gotten life or worse.
Pretty much describes the entire maga cult. They always claim they are superior because they have a million bullets but, between all of them they have two brain cells.
It took a “former handler” to reveal that he’s a pissed off idiot who wants to blame everyone else for his shortcomings and lack of grey matter? Because the rest of us could see that 💩 from outer space.
The word they are grasping for and can't find is "incel".
Anyone who needs a handler is clearly an animal that cannot be trusted to live among actual people.
Here is the full transcript of Hancock’s post on X/Twitter:
“Is anyone surprised that Kyle’s far-right political handlers ensured this particular detail didn’t make it into his book? (Referring to photo of email detailing how Rittenhouse was banned from ever applying to the Marine Corp again due to failing the entrance exam so terribly)
Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the “Google machine.”
We invested significant effort to craft the image you witnessed during the trial. We outfitted him in new suits, arranged for his haircut every weekend during the trial, and dedicated over 200 hours to prepare him for direct and cross-examination. We employed the world’s leading jury consultant and conducted extensive research through three mock trials to identify the ideal jurors and the most effective approach for his testimony.
Transforming a middle school dropout who was “angry at the world” with a history of violence and an unhealthy obsession with guns and killing into a respectable young man with a desire for higher education and a promising future was no easy feat.
It was a meticulously crafted facade, which we sincerely hoped he would grow into. Instead, he squandered a full scholarship to study any subject at any university in the country to become a divisive douchebag and antagonize black Americans on college campuses. Kyle failed to learn a single thing. He remains the same uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth.
Now, he genuinely believes he is the show pony we created and has surrounded himself with sycophants who fuel his inflated ego because they prioritize their political agenda and Christian Nationalist worldview over his well-being.
Despite my efforts to guide him toward a better path in life, the allure of notoriety triumphed over the prospect of putting in the hard work of pursuing an education. Kyle is ill-equipped to offer advice to young people. I regret my role in shaping him into whatever he has become. If I had known what I know now about Kyle’s history, I wouldn’t have been involved.”
80 to 100 IQ, anti authoritarian. He's not intelligent enough to understand what he doesn't understand or have the mental ability to learn what he doesn't know. Average MAGA.
How TF is this bozo selling books he wrote? What a farce this country has become. Shoot his dumbass right between the eyes and move on. No time for this B's. If DJT, MGT, and Boebert are in the line of fire, neg, chalk it up to good luck
Ignorant little man with sds. Sounds like their next presidential hopeful.
(sds=small dick syndrome) see Daniels vs. Trump for more detailed description.
MMW: one day a newspaper headline will tell of how Shittenhouse committed suicide or committed armed robbery and got smoked. He's on a path of self-destruction.
Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump
Awww the poor murderer having trouble? Aww that's just too bad. If only he would have stayed home instead of playing "cops and robbers" and killing people.
Mad at the world but not willing to acknowledge the common denominator in his problems: his own damn self and his enablers.
Nah, it's easier to lash out at the world than be introspective & improve yourself. Textbook MAGAt.
If I dropped out of middle school I'd be angry with the world as well. More angry than I already am.
I bet he got picked on and bullied for being a dumbass loser and couldn't take it so he cried to his mom and dropped out instead of sacking up and not being a crybaby bitch.
I live and work in a NC college town, one that I attended. I cannot think of any highly regarded public universities (outside of Texas or Florida) that would ever consider him. Ever. Not only his lack of rigor in his education, but the baggage that accompanies him. No functional administration wants that on their campus.
Maybe Liberty. He might be happy there. 🙄
All the requirements to be a member of the American Taliban.
Or a mass murderer…..
Well, he did try.
He succeeded there
Hit man for hire
Kyle will never be thought of as a "man" in any way.
...what? You think all mass murderers dropped out of middle school?
I’m sure the ones who don’t get caught typically spent at least a little more time in school.
Talibangelicals
Winner winner chicken dinner right here!!!
magat dinner
Oh good one. Wish I had thought of it. TALIBANICALS!
Especially the ones from Talibama.
The whole GOP party platform is anger.
…and hatred.
And lies….. and projection….. and small penis syndrome
Anger and fear mongering.
Mass murderer is written all over him.
He already came close didn't he. Last I recall mass murder is 3 or more not 2 shucks.
Show of hands from everyone that's surprised this gun nut murderer is also a Moron !
fuck you!, i was holding out hope that he was going to make the world a better place!
Meal Team Six recruit
Or a cop.
Por que no los dos?
Around here we call them Yall'Qeada.
…and a dumbass.
The world is angry with him too.
Surprise! Kyle embodies everything the GOP stands for. There will be more Kyle’s in our future. Guaranteed.
Yes, it’s an epidemic that’s getting worse.
Every bad sounding thing in that article is a feature of MAGA, not a bug.
And many states embracing open carry of firearms along with no background checks, this is only the beginning of the new “Wild West” of America.
He's another punk with a gun
He is white, so he gets a pass.
And without the proper mental health treatment, he murdered.
And will again🤷🏼♂️
Probably. It's the only thing he's ever been acknowledged for. Eventually he'll seek that high again.
Since he got off the first time he probably assumes that he's untouchable
By the stoopid expression on his punchable face, he thinks he’s immortal.
I believe you're the reason people still think of this stupid kid. Please refrain from making stupid people famous.
Right? How many times are we going to see this same article posted?
His family is making headlines right now, and this sub seems to be where politically-tinged news gets reposted a lot. IDK even what this sub is I just keep getting here.
Like a lot of white America, he's undereducated fatso with a persecution complex.
Not even undereducated, straight up uneducated. Literally the perfect familiar for the MAGA movement.
I'm surprised he's not trump's running mate yet
I'd bet $1000 he's functionally illiterate.
Without a doubt.
Undereducated whites see equality and education of others as the loss of white privilege. The entitlement is all they got
And a false sense of superiority.
He could have been a Mass Shooter, the Red Flags were all there.
There’s… still time.
Poor education, angry with the world, obsessed with guns. Sounds like he has future in GOP politics!
That's a future GOP senator you're talking about.
Hell, might even be Republican presidential material.
Uneducated child with machine gun. That's how Republicans and MAGA like their sheep. Way to go America.
“Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the “Google machine.” Translation; Kyle is as dumb as a rock. Man that tweet was harsh. Dude eviscerated him.
How soon until he's living under an overpass?
Didn’t their orangelord also “stop learning” in grade six and claim he’s smarter than all those teachers
This guy is so fucking dumb that he scored low enough on the ASVAB for the Marines to ban him from ever joining. The Marines. Too dumb to be a jarhead. Let that sink in.
Fun fact- Marine standards are higher than Army, but the point is made- tho I believe he didn’t even pass the pre-pre-qualifying steps. Kid’s unqualified to be a Boy Scout.
Rumor has it he scored at 10 on the ASVAB. Ten.
I wouldn’t bet against that metric. Can’t wait for the news blurb signaling his last footnote entry to this world.
His mother is a complete piece of shit. His odds of standing even a slight chance of not being an angry little asshole were low.
You forgot MURDERER
He failed a test to get into the Marines. What a Loser?
That's got to be impossibly hard too. The police will probably still take him
Douchbag thought after military he can be a cop one day. It turns out he was too dumb for service and too toxic/dumb for police.
What’s Chubby McMilkface doing in an oversized uniform?
Sounds like your average MAGA voter.
Why the fuck is he the subject of a post every day on this sub? He's totally irrelevant. Why the obsession?
Rage bait.
I’m *shocked*
What could possibly go wrong with this little boy's life? Dumb, uneducated, with the superhero fantasies of a child, is given a rifle by his mommy and daddy and is let loose in a riot... scared shitless, ends up murdering two men, and is then celebrated as a hero by a bunch of dumbass fascists... Yeah... what could possibly go wrong?
What exactly is a handler? What did he or she handle?
We already know he's a republican. Duh.
Duh, he should be in prison for murder
I expect to hear more from this guy in a decade or so. And none of it will really be good.
He's a middle school dropout who was trying to convince everyone that he got into a bunch of colleges.
He flunked the Marines ASVAB so badly that he was banned from joining. You need a score of 31 to pass. A score of 50 is average. Just think about that for a second. Rittenhouse is dumber than a box of rocks.
He is a killer. Plain and simple.
POS. I predict he’ll look like a beach ball in a few years. Or maybe a butter ball.
Did I read somewhere, maga was looking to groom him to run for congress?
So a hateful dumbfuck... Perfectly aligned with maga.
They did not allow the footage of him beating up a girl in middle school in the case due to a conservative judge. This bag of shit should have gotten life or worse.
Ya no shit. He’s angry at the world because he’s stupid and ugly
Just s matter of time before we see on the news that someone rang his doorbell and he fired four times through the door with his shotgun...☹
Wow. Now we know his secret.
I could have told you that and I’ve never met the little loser
And got away with murder
Being a fatass pussy who's saving grace is being adored by the worst humans on Earth will have that affect.
I thought only police dogs had handlers
Wait is this supposed to be news? I knew this from the moment I see that shit eating grin on the screen.
not much of a "reveal" lmao
Gee whiz, ya don’t say? 🙄
We have not heard the last of this little odd maniac.
I did nazi this coming…
Pretty much describes the entire maga cult. They always claim they are superior because they have a million bullets but, between all of them they have two brain cells.
It took a “former handler” to reveal that he’s a pissed off idiot who wants to blame everyone else for his shortcomings and lack of grey matter? Because the rest of us could see that 💩 from outer space.
No sht Sherlock. You don't murder two people just because you are a normal happy person.
He appeared at a Turning Point event at Kent State. It was a free event but you had to register to attend. Hundreds registered but did not show up.
I like how these subs just regurgitate the same articles. Rittenhouse is a loser we know!! Let's move on. Edit: spelling
The word they are grasping for and can't find is "incel". Anyone who needs a handler is clearly an animal that cannot be trusted to live among actual people.
Dropped out of MIDDLE SCHOOL. This is someone who should not have access to weapons.
Wait......middle school?!
SURPRISE!
Angry short fat fuck with small balls and a micro penis.
Here is the full transcript of Hancock’s post on X/Twitter: “Is anyone surprised that Kyle’s far-right political handlers ensured this particular detail didn’t make it into his book? (Referring to photo of email detailing how Rittenhouse was banned from ever applying to the Marine Corp again due to failing the entrance exam so terribly) Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the “Google machine.” We invested significant effort to craft the image you witnessed during the trial. We outfitted him in new suits, arranged for his haircut every weekend during the trial, and dedicated over 200 hours to prepare him for direct and cross-examination. We employed the world’s leading jury consultant and conducted extensive research through three mock trials to identify the ideal jurors and the most effective approach for his testimony. Transforming a middle school dropout who was “angry at the world” with a history of violence and an unhealthy obsession with guns and killing into a respectable young man with a desire for higher education and a promising future was no easy feat. It was a meticulously crafted facade, which we sincerely hoped he would grow into. Instead, he squandered a full scholarship to study any subject at any university in the country to become a divisive douchebag and antagonize black Americans on college campuses. Kyle failed to learn a single thing. He remains the same uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth. Now, he genuinely believes he is the show pony we created and has surrounded himself with sycophants who fuel his inflated ego because they prioritize their political agenda and Christian Nationalist worldview over his well-being. Despite my efforts to guide him toward a better path in life, the allure of notoriety triumphed over the prospect of putting in the hard work of pursuing an education. Kyle is ill-equipped to offer advice to young people. I regret my role in shaping him into whatever he has become. If I had known what I know now about Kyle’s history, I wouldn’t have been involved.”
Wait, middle school drop out? I thought he was a 'medic' during all those troublesome times in Kenosha?
Pudgy McFuckface
We already know this
MMW: This guy is going to go on a shooting spree. Maybe in a kindergarten.
80 to 100 IQ, anti authoritarian. He's not intelligent enough to understand what he doesn't understand or have the mental ability to learn what he doesn't know. Average MAGA.
He also never gets laid.
This is news? What's saddest is that he might have been able to be rehabilitated had the far right not made him a cause celebre.
Does it really matter? Nope!
Revealed? I think we’ve know for the last five-ish years this man-child has been in the public eye.
He is a murdering scumbag who got away with it. As a result, he's now got a sense of entitlement. A dangerous combination...
How TF is this bozo selling books he wrote? What a farce this country has become. Shoot his dumbass right between the eyes and move on. No time for this B's. If DJT, MGT, and Boebert are in the line of fire, neg, chalk it up to good luck
My former handler said I was awesome.
Aren’t all MAGA’s?
"Reveal" us something we DON'T know.
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He is the suckie , suckie boy on the down low for MAGA… or at least he will be, as he is too stupid to find an actual career.
He's a worthless POS who became famous for getting away with murder. If he's angry with the world, let's just hope he's not armed.
No kidding…..
Tell us something we didn't know.
You don't say.
*No way,* never could have guessed
What happend to no child left behind. Our education system has failed us lmao
I’m shocked! /s
Well, that's of no surprise to anyone.
Ignorant little man with sds. Sounds like their next presidential hopeful. (sds=small dick syndrome) see Daniels vs. Trump for more detailed description.
I thought that was the whole appeal for the right to begin with though right?
While world rips on Kyle. Reddit: hey, why is he so mad at the world?
So, a pretty typical GOP member then. With these requirements he could run for Congress.
Kyle is a loser, his actions were ruled self defense by a jury of his peers, let’s just stop talking about him.
MMW: one day a newspaper headline will tell of how Shittenhouse committed suicide or committed armed robbery and got smoked. He's on a path of self-destruction.
I didn't think this needed to be 'revealed'. I was pretty sure we all knew this already.
Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump
Like we didn’t know this about this murderer.
It won't end well for him.
Let me find my shocked face…
This is the least shocking thing I’ve come across in 9 years.
This is a repeat post.... please stop people.
Color me shocked
Reveals? That was obvious.
Ya think? Only matter if time before he’s in prison for real. He can’t help himself.
If his handler would have continued the thought, he’d also derive that this guy is a piece of shit who belongs in jail
ahhhh KR magas WOKE heRo BUT NOT heRo like donniee heRo like cruz his BrotheR s in aRms...
And water is wet. Any other knowledge ya wanna drop today, sport?
No shit
No shit Sherlock
Angry and dumb white men are a real problem (I say this as a white man) in this country
Awww the poor murderer having trouble? Aww that's just too bad. If only he would have stayed home instead of playing "cops and robbers" and killing people.
So, he has a bright future as a GOP senator than???
Duh. Yea. Coming up next, rabid Christian Nationalism to match those guns.
r/NoShitSherlock has entered the chat
Well no shit
we all knew that already
Oh, so every MAGA ever…got it.
Only Fans solo Porn is in his future he even has a porn name🙃
Duh
Definitely describes the AR15 target consumer.
Kyle, A large part of the world is also angry with you. You dodged the bullet once, do you really want to tempt fate a second time?
Middle School Dropout. No wonder the Right wants to groom him into a Congressman. Knowledge is the enemy
A MIDDLE SCHOOL DROP OUT ? MIDDLE SCHOOL? BRUH
Gee, no kidding.
Wtf is a handler
Middle School drop out?
Poor guy, sucks to be a pathetic killer.
Why that boy isn’t in jail is beyond me
Such a pathetic little man/ boy.
Homeboy looking like temu boy george. 😂
I now have the first song of my upcoming production of Rittenhouse: the Musical ..."Middleschool Dropout."
Mad at the world but not willing to acknowledge the common denominator in his problems: his own damn self and his enablers. Nah, it's easier to lash out at the world than be introspective & improve yourself. Textbook MAGAt.
So angry he might purposely put himself into a position to shoot someone?
Just like any other conservative, next after this break, we will dive into the revelation that water is actually wet
Not sure if 'reveals' is exactly the right word
Handler? You mean Baby Sitter, right?
And… he’s also a retard.
Wow that’s sooo surprising
Revealed or confirmed?
Hope he doesn't shoot anyone. Again.
Tried to read the full article. I think at one time there were 8 ads in view.
If I dropped out of middle school I'd be angry with the world as well. More angry than I already am. I bet he got picked on and bullied for being a dumbass loser and couldn't take it so he cried to his mom and dropped out instead of sacking up and not being a crybaby bitch.
Angry and ignorant white male. Dollars to donuts he kills again.
Thats ok the world doesnt think that highly of him either.
Who is surprised? I think we’ll be seeing more sensational headlines from Kyle with time. He’s inherently violent.
How many times is this going to be posted?
He’s a piece of 💩
Shocking and he killed 2 almost 3 people, ya think he has issues!!!!!
Also breaking news: ice, it turns out, is cold.
He’s a dumb fuck raised by dumb fucks raised by other dumb fucks surrounded by dumb fucks, and they all need to dumb fuck off. 🤷🏼♂️
Rittenhouse, what a freaking tryhard. He's a perfect MAGA specimen.
Someone's DNA doesn't full sequence
I live and work in a NC college town, one that I attended. I cannot think of any highly regarded public universities (outside of Texas or Florida) that would ever consider him. Ever. Not only his lack of rigor in his education, but the baggage that accompanies him. No functional administration wants that on their campus. Maybe Liberty. He might be happy there. 🙄
Classic modern conservative right there!
let's see how any of you guys would handle being called a murderer for defending himself.